IF everything goes good, I work for 7 AM until 5 PM Sunday to Thursday. There's is a ton of time, however, spend doing ancillary "work" that is paid at a different (and flat) rate, that can add upwards of 6 hours to my start time. In those cases, both start and end times are flexible... It's not unc...
Jump to post<table border="0" align="CENTER" width="95%" class="quote"><tr><td><font size="2" face="ARIAL, Helvetica, Geneva" color="#9A9DA0">Quoting <a href="/profile/cadet57" class="quote" target="_blank">cadet57</a> (<a href="#2" class="quote">Reply 2</a>):<br/><i>Yeah. Good luck with that. Those are some of...
Jump to postI let one rip about 25 years ago at band practice... Cleared a 2 car garage (myself included)!
Jump to postA few about me: I can't fall asleep in a bed unless I'm facing the closest wall. Other than that, I can sleep anytime, anywhere. I talk in my sleep, sometimes to the point of waking myself up. When I was driving long haul, I wouldn't get out of the bed until I remembered where I was. I'm allergic to...
Jump to post<table border="0" align="CENTER" width="95%" class="quote"><tr><td><font size="2" face="ARIAL, Helvetica, Geneva" color="#9A9DA0">Quoting <a href="/profile/Airstud" class="quote" target="_blank">Airstud</a> (<a href="#45" class="quote">Reply 45</a>):<br/><i>I think "scrump-diddly-icious" is actually...
Jump to post"Cremains" What you get when you cremate someone.
Unthaw (freezing?)
Scrumpdillyicious (Dairy Queen made this one up years ago)
Tad: a small unit
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Jump to postAt Work: <center><table align="center" border="0" width="650" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tr><td><a href="/uf/view.file?id=20288&filename=phptiyjXo.jpeg" target="_blank"><img src="http://cdn-www.airliners.net/uf/20288/middle/phptiyjXo.jpeg" width="648" height="486" border="0"/></a></td></tr...
Jump to post<table border="0" align="CENTER" width="95%" class="quote"><tr><td><font size="2" face="ARIAL, Helvetica, Geneva" color="#9A9DA0">Quoting <a href="/profile/DocLightning" class="quote" target="_blank">DocLightning</a> (<a href="#11" class="quote">Reply 11</a>):<br/><i>And... it's officially pun time:...
Jump to postAs a professional driver (and no, I have NOT read all the replies), I'll tell you straight up, engine braking is far more effective and safer, especially if you are driving a vehicle with a non-synchronized transmission. Using the foot brakes applies your braking force to the front tires. On slipper...
Jump to postBack in 2001, I came home from work 12 hours early, and caught my wife of 9 yrs and 11 months in bed with a co-worker. I packed my clothes, turned around and walked away. Never got drunk, but I did have a bit of a party by myself...
Jump to postAs some of you might know, I am a musician, and after 3 serious hard audition sessions, I was informed last night that I am the new drummer for the Winnipeg based hard rock band Mindstorm. The band already has 3 <acronym title="Alliance Air (India)">CD</acronym>'s in stores, and the fourth will be h...
Jump to post<table border="0" align="CENTER" width="95%" class="quote"><tr><td><font size="2" face="ARIAL, Helvetica, Geneva" color="#9A9DA0">Quoting <a href="/profile/johns624" class="quote" target="_blank">johns624</a> (<a href="#1" class="quote">Reply 1</a>):<br/><i>Does Winnipeg have a large enough fan base...
Jump to post<table border="0" align="CENTER" width="95%" class="quote"><tr><td><font size="2" face="ARIAL, Helvetica, Geneva" color="#9A9DA0">Quoting <a href="/profile/planespotting" class="quote" target="_blank">planespotting</a> (<a href="#31" class="quote">Reply 31</a>):<br/><i>Does anyone else really like C...
Jump to post<table border="0" align="CENTER" width="95%" class="quote"><tr><td><font size="2" face="ARIAL, Helvetica, Geneva" color="#9A9DA0">Quoting <a href="/profile/UH60FtRucker" class="quote" target="_blank">UH60FtRucker</a> (<a href="#27" class="quote">Reply 27</a>):<br/><i>Go and read the book before you ...
Jump to post<table border="0" align="CENTER" width="95%" class="quote"><tr><td><font size="2" face="ARIAL, Helvetica, Geneva" color="#9A9DA0">Quoting <a href="/profile/UH60FtRucker" class="quote" target="_blank">UH60FtRucker</a> (<a href="#24" class="quote">Reply 24</a>):<br/><i>The whole idea of Japan attackin...
Jump to postMy favs from Clancy were The Hunt For Red October, Without Remorse, The Cardinal Of The Kremlin, Sum Of All Fears and Red Rabbit. That said, I have enjoyed all of his books. Looking forward to the new one! <img src="http://cdn-www.airliners.net/aviation-forums/graphics/smilies/bigthumbsup.gif"...
Jump to post<table border="0" align="CENTER" width="95%" class="quote"><tr><td><font size="2" face="ARIAL, Helvetica, Geneva" color="#9A9DA0">Quoting <a href="/profile/stealthz" class="quote" target="_blank">stealthz</a> (<a href="#3" class="quote">Reply 3</a>):<br/><i>Blind Man's Bluff: The Untold Story of Ame...
Jump to post<table border="0" align="CENTER" width="95%" class="quote"><tr><td><font size="2" face="ARIAL, Helvetica, Geneva" color="#9A9DA0">Quoting <a href="/profile/Superfly" class="quote" target="_blank">Superfly</a> (<a href="#29" class="quote">Reply 29</a>):<br/><i>What about the Doobie Brothers? They had...
Jump to postI once had to have my 8830 wiped clean, and start from scratch, but it only took maybe an hour. It almost sounds to me like you have some spyware or something on your computer that's slowing the whole thing down...
Jump to post<table border="0" align="CENTER" width="95%" class="quote"><tr><td><font size="2" face="ARIAL, Helvetica, Geneva" color="#9A9DA0">Quoting <a href="/profile/vikkyvik" class="quote" target="_blank">vikkyvik</a> (<a href="#20" class="quote">Reply 20</a>):<br/><i>Yep. But if a drummer wrote it, it can't...
Jump to post<table border="0" align="CENTER" width="95%" class="quote"><tr><td><font size="2" face="ARIAL, Helvetica, Geneva" color="#9A9DA0">Quoting <a href="/profile/vikkyvik" class="quote" target="_blank">vikkyvik</a> (<a href="#14" class="quote">Reply 14</a>):<br/><i>I'd say Dickinson is 2nd in songwriting ...
Jump to postLove 'em, seen 'em many times. Favourite album is hard to pin down, but anything with Blaze Bayley certainly sucked. As for tunes, Prisoner, The Trooper, Where Eagles Dare, Run Silent, Run Deep, Holy Smoke, Alexander the Great & Transylvania are certainly on the list.
Jump to post<table border="0" align="CENTER" width="95%" class="quote"><tr><td><font size="2" face="ARIAL, Helvetica, Geneva" color="#9A9DA0">Quoting <a href="/profile/BNAOWB" class="quote" target="_blank">BNAOWB</a> (<a href="#0" class="quote">Thread starter</a>):<br/><i>what was the most difficult part of lea...
Jump to postAs Go3Team says, mounting them is the easy part. Plumbing is quite another matter. The easiest way would be to get a used airtank with all the safety features from a wrecking yard, and use a 12V DC to 120V <acronym title="Air Canada">AC</acronym> power converter to run a small air compressor capable...
Jump to post<table border="0" align="CENTER" width="95%" class="quote"><tr><td><font size="2" face="ARIAL, Helvetica, Geneva" color="#9A9DA0">Quoting <a href="/profile/KC135TopBoom" class="quote" target="_blank">KC135TopBoom</a> (<a href="#8" class="quote">Reply 8</a>):<br/><i>Do you think it was "loaded" and "...
Jump to postHe should also be charged for assault with a dead weapon.
Jump to post<table border="0" align="CENTER" width="95%" class="quote"><tr><td><font size="2" face="ARIAL, Helvetica, Geneva" color="#9A9DA0">Quoting <a href="/profile/fca767" class="quote" target="_blank">fca767</a> (<a href="#6" class="quote">Reply 6</a>):<br/><i>I was wandering how they Photoshop something w...
Jump to post<table border="0" align="CENTER" width="95%" class="quote"><tr><td><font size="2" face="ARIAL, Helvetica, Geneva" color="#9A9DA0">Quoting <a href="/profile/Fly2HMO" class="quote" target="_blank">Fly2HMO</a> (<a href="#33" class="quote">Reply 33</a>):<br/><i>For you and others who are kid free, was i...
Jump to post47, and happy in my kid-free zone. Well, kinda kid free. The girlfriend has 2 (17 yr old daughter and a 19 yr old son), and they're more than enough... I have 4 sisters, and none of us had kids...
Jump to postAfter watching the video a few times, and as a trucker myself, I have to call bullshit for a few reasons... 1/ Lack of damage to the car. Not even the lights on the side of the impact are broken. This kind of impact would at the very least bust the lights on that side. 2/ No way in HELL the truck dr...
Jump to post<table border="0" align="CENTER" width="95%" class="quote"><tr><td><font size="2" face="ARIAL, Helvetica, Geneva" color="#9A9DA0">Quoting <a href="/profile/Springbok747" class="quote" target="_blank">Springbok747</a> (<a href="#2" class="quote">Reply 2</a>):<br/><i>jailed for 15 years.</i></font></t...
Jump to postYup, I do it day in and day out, BUT, I pick the most opportune time... In city traffic, not a freaking chance. On the open road with no other cars around, you betcha. But not at night, or conditions of reduced visibility. I do have a full qwerty keyboard, and can easily text with one hand while I d...
Jump to postI started with the Commodore Pet 4096, VIC 20, Commodore 64, GEOS v1.1, then GEOS 2.0, Apple IIc, <acronym title="Egyptair">MS</acronym>-DOS, Windows 3.1, Windows 95, 98 (the best version so far, IMHO), ME (Many Errors), and <acronym title="NEW: Xtra Airways (USA) and OLD: Casino Express (USA)">XP</...
Jump to post<table border="0" align="CENTER" width="95%" class="quote"><tr><td><font size="2" face="ARIAL, Helvetica, Geneva" color="#9A9DA0">Quoting <a href="/profile/Boeing1970" class="quote" target="_blank">Boeing1970</a> (<a href="#5" class="quote">Reply 5</a>):<br/><i>We could get hit by an asteroid at 11:...
Jump to postIn my company, I am known as a "CSDA" (Customer Service Delivery Agent), Steering Wheel Attendant or Professional Material Relocation Specialist...
My friends call me a trucker...
A moth got into one of the original main frame computers and caused a short circuit, crashing the computer. This event led to the term of "computer bug"...
Jump to post<table border="0" align="CENTER" width="95%" class="quote"><tr><td><font size="2" face="ARIAL, Helvetica, Geneva" color="#9A9DA0">Quoting <a href="/profile/aerorobNZ" class="quote" target="_blank">aerorobNZ</a> (<a href="#15" class="quote">Reply 15</a>):<br/><i>I have no intention of ever getting ma...
Jump to postThe longest word spelled the same forward or backward is "redivider" The longest word you can type with just your left hand is stewardess. The shortest letter ever written was "?" The reply was "!" <table border="0" align="CENTER" width="95%" class="quote"><tr><td><font size="2" face="ARIAL, Helveti...
Jump to postI got married in March 1991, caught her in bed with a co-worker in Feb 2001. Packed my clothes in 4 duffel bags and walked out the door. A year later, I gave her a second chance. 2 weeks after we started together again, she took a 2 week trip with another coworker. I just walked away, and paid the $...
Jump to post<table border="0" align="CENTER" width="95%" class="quote"><tr><td><font size="2" face="ARIAL, Helvetica, Geneva" color="#9A9DA0">Quoting <a href="/profile/N1120A" class="quote" target="_blank">N1120A</a> (<a href="#59" class="quote">Reply 59</a>):<br/><i>What are the statistics on this anyway? I me...
Jump to post<table border="0" align="CENTER" width="95%" class="quote"><tr><td><font size="2" face="ARIAL, Helvetica, Geneva" color="#9A9DA0">Quoting <a href="/profile/AirframeAS" class="quote" target="_blank">AirframeAS</a> (<a href="#18" class="quote">Reply 18</a>):<br/><i>Now the truck drivers are gonna be e...
Jump to post<table border="0" align="CENTER" width="95%" class="quote"><tr><td><font size="2" face="ARIAL, Helvetica, Geneva" color="#9A9DA0">Quoting <a href="/profile/Braybuddy" class="quote" target="_blank">Braybuddy</a> (<a href="#42" class="quote">Reply 42</a>):<br/><i>Don't know where that leaves bisexuals...
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Jump to postMy personal favourite was <acronym title="Air Canada">AC</acronym>/DC last August in Winnipeg. They ROCKED! But I doubt anyone can match this one... <a href="http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/entertainment/sydney-confidential/acdc-pregnant-fan-in-labour-at-gig/story-fn4xhxvm-1225830654401" target="_b...
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Jump to post"He couldn't organize an orgy in a whorehouse!" & "He couldn't plan a 3 man race to a 5 man outhouse" Both imply a lack of planning abilities. I work a few of these types "I wouldn't p*** is his/her mouth if his/her teeth were on fire." Someone you have no use for. "As useless as boobs on a banana" ...
Jump to posthttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wT7zM8XgXQ
This pretty much sums up women drivers.