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by Aussiemite
Mon Dec 10, 2001 9:25 pm
Forum: Non-Aviation
Topic: 2 Cows
Replies: 23
Views: 2365

RE: 2 Cows

Gateway:
You have black and white cows but go bankrupt releasing yet more experienced and qualified people into an already overpopulates industry.

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by Aussiemite
Mon Dec 10, 2001 12:37 pm
Forum: Non-Aviation
Topic: 2 Cows
Replies: 23
Views: 2365

RE: 2 Cows

Australian cow:
The cow lives off the dole spends all day at the beach surfing and rooting young teenage calfs. It drinks excessive amounts of VB and smokes dope.

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by Aussiemite
Mon Dec 10, 2001 9:11 am
Forum: Non-Aviation
Topic: Drinking A 40?
Replies: 9
Views: 839

RE: Drinking A 40?

OK, In Australia our equivilent is called the tallie. basiclly it's a 750ml glass bottle of beer. We also have NT stubbies which are about 2litres. ...then you have your regular stubbies which are 375ml and half sized stubbies which are 150ml these are meant for hot places like out west so you can q...

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by Aussiemite
Mon Dec 10, 2001 7:59 am
Forum: Non-Aviation
Topic: Drinking A 40?
Replies: 9
Views: 839

Drinking A 40?

What the hell does this mean? Ive seen it 3 or 4 times latly and have no bloody idea what your talking about. Did you know: When drinking in some Australian pubs, you can signal that you can win a fight with anyone in the bar simply by finishing your drink, turning the glass upside down and placing ...

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by Aussiemite
Mon Dec 10, 2001 7:57 am
Forum: Non-Aviation
Topic: Most Dangerous City Then And Now
Replies: 44
Views: 5126

RE: Most Dangerous City Then And Now

my mates cousin rekons you cant walk from one side of Adelaide to the other without being attacked by machette wielding vietnamese.

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by Aussiemite
Sat Dec 08, 2001 9:25 pm
Forum: Non-Aviation
Topic: Have You Seen Shrek?
Replies: 16
Views: 1527

RE: Have You Seen Shrek?

I own it tehehe shrek funny

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by Aussiemite
Sat Dec 08, 2001 8:06 pm
Forum: Non-Aviation
Topic: I Just Got Sacked
Replies: 38
Views: 1667

RE: I Just Got Sacked

yep last year when I was laid off all I got was a fax. the manager didnt know anything about it and when I phoned head office they all dodged around it and tried to make it look like it was my fault. HR manager said I had simple been derostered for the short term, one of the directors said there had...

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by Aussiemite
Sat Dec 08, 2001 9:54 am
Forum: Non-Aviation
Topic: I'm Finally Moving Out
Replies: 125
Views: 2789

RE: I'm Finally Moving Out

It's not as if she has a right to stand there while you get beaten and at the same time say no you cant leave.

and btw you wont get a record or any shit if your listed as a runaway.

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by Aussiemite
Fri Dec 07, 2001 11:36 pm
Forum: Non-Aviation
Topic: I Just Got Sacked
Replies: 38
Views: 1667

RE: I Just Got Sacked

Always look on the bright side of life dee do dee do do <montypythonsarel337> I was made redundent about this time last year. it sucks ass. I was fortunate enough to have no debts at the time. A few of my mates have just been made redundent from their jobs (IT Sales/tech) half rhw company had to lea...

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by Aussiemite
Fri Dec 07, 2001 11:11 pm
Forum: Non-Aviation
Topic: I'm Finally Moving Out
Replies: 125
Views: 2789

RE: I'm Finally Moving Out

and btw I agree with Matt D.

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by Aussiemite
Fri Dec 07, 2001 11:10 pm
Forum: Non-Aviation
Topic: I'm Finally Moving Out
Replies: 125
Views: 2789

RE: I'm Finally Moving Out

Take your computer with you. put him in his place I've been working lines from <i>Lock Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels</i> and <i>Snatch</i> Into my daily lifestyle. <i>"Dad, Hold onto your language sonny and I'll hold onto me patience"</i> it works well with a cockney accent. failing that: headbutt the s...

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by Aussiemite
Fri Dec 07, 2001 1:44 pm
Forum: Non-Aviation
Topic: It's My Birthday.....
Replies: 26
Views: 1852

RE: It's My Birthday.....

From what I hear you must be pretty brave just walking through cabramatta let alone living there.

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by Aussiemite
Fri Dec 07, 2001 10:39 am
Forum: Non-Aviation
Topic: It's My Birthday.....
Replies: 26
Views: 1852

RE: It's My Birthday.....

HAHHA shaft, the thing is I bet mx5y would love that bwhahahahahaha

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by Aussiemite
Fri Dec 07, 2001 9:26 am
Forum: Non-Aviation
Topic: It's My Birthday.....
Replies: 26
Views: 1852

RE: It's My Birthday.....

happy birthday big fella

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by Aussiemite
Fri Dec 07, 2001 12:03 am
Forum: Non-Aviation
Topic: To All Aussie Guys (Sydney, Melbourne)
Replies: 11
Views: 1675

RE: To All Aussie Guys (Sydney, Melbourne)

I don't know man, Im in Brisbane. The beach should be good in Sydney. I use to live at Bondi (until I was like 6) You would be best off asking MX5_Boy. Is Bondi a safe beach still? When I go on holidays I prefer to stay away from the tourist areas. Once again I don't know restruants etc in Sydney/me...

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by Aussiemite
Thu Dec 06, 2001 11:31 pm
Forum: Non-Aviation
Topic: To All Aussie Guys (Sydney, Melbourne)
Replies: 11
Views: 1675

RE: To All Aussie Guys (Sydney, Melbourne)

Hobbies: cute aviation minded guys

Dude, your scaring me.

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by Aussiemite
Thu Dec 06, 2001 6:05 pm
Forum: Non-Aviation
Topic: Telemarketers
Replies: 15
Views: 1178

RE: Telemarketers

I use to work as a Business Development Manager and one of my ideas was setup a small telemarketing division, I had 2 people in there and I have to tell you, the business plans everything was fun until I myself made a few of these calls. now Ive always said no thanks to telemarketers and infact I ha...

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by Aussiemite
Thu Dec 06, 2001 2:21 pm
Forum: Non-Aviation
Topic: Hot Women
Replies: 22
Views: 3769

RE: Hot Women

I don't pay much attention to celebrities instead I concentrate on hot chicks I know or who are within striking (hehe) distance. ok sure I'd love to stick my dick in Natalie Portman but I know a girl who looks almost identical to her (to bad shes a mates girlfriend) there are heaps of hot chicks loc...

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by Aussiemite
Thu Dec 06, 2001 11:12 am
Forum: Non-Aviation
Topic: Supspected Anthrax Hoaxer Arrested
Replies: 11
Views: 1003

RE: Supspected Anthrax Hoaxer Arrested

HAHA

A few weeks ago I was looking at the FBI top 10 most wanted looking for pics of trailer park scum and I saw him.

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by Aussiemite
Wed Dec 05, 2001 9:38 pm
Forum: Non-Aviation
Topic: Was Hitler Gay?
Replies: 27
Views: 1481

RE: Was Hitler Gay?

Does it matter?

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by Aussiemite
Wed Dec 05, 2001 6:32 pm
Forum: Non-Aviation
Topic: Vibrator Caused A Bomb Alert!
Replies: 12
Views: 1229

RE: Vibrator Caused A Bomb Alert!

Ever seen Fight Club?

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by Aussiemite
Wed Dec 05, 2001 5:02 pm
Forum: Non-Aviation
Topic: I Am Now 20
Replies: 11
Views: 1489

RE: I Am Now 20

cool, I turned 20 about 7 weeks ago.

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by Aussiemite
Wed Dec 05, 2001 9:47 am
Forum: Non-Aviation
Topic: Mandatory Army Training
Replies: 40
Views: 1415

RE: Mandatory Army Training

After we finished high school 2 of my mates who held dual citizenship were consripted. One to Isreal the other to Spain. my spanish mate didn't go, Isrealy mate went and came back a totally different person, hes an absoulute asshole now.

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by Aussiemite
Wed Dec 05, 2001 12:40 am
Forum: Non-Aviation
Topic: Pyramid And MLM Schemes
Replies: 11
Views: 1136

RE: Pyramid And MLM Schemes

They're great get rich quick. think about this Whats more of a pyramid, earning as much as your prepared to work for to get ahead. if it happens to be MLM then so be it. or working your ass off for 40 years in a job you hate for example as a cook in a hotel when the hotel owner is the one getting ri...

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by Aussiemite
Tue Dec 04, 2001 11:36 pm
Forum: Non-Aviation
Topic: Israel Chose Terror To Fight Terror. Bad Move!
Replies: 130
Views: 2457

RE: Israel Chose Terror To Fight Terror. Bad Move!

let me get this right: Flying a plane into a building is terrorism. Strapping a bomb to yourself and blowing up a bus isnt terrorism. Using F16's to blow up military targets is terrorism.  <img src="/discussions/graphics/nut.gif" ALT="Nuts">  <img src="/discussions/graphics/nut.gif" ALT="N...

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by Aussiemite
Tue Dec 04, 2001 10:04 pm
Forum: Non-Aviation
Topic: How Will Segway Change The World?
Replies: 20
Views: 2663

Videos

if you bothered to read my Ginger Video! thread you could watch a video of it.

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by Aussiemite
Tue Dec 04, 2001 6:49 pm
Forum: Non-Aviation
Topic: Ginger Video!
Replies: 1
Views: 889

Ginger Video!

As some of you no doubt saw (and some of you no doubt did not), there has been a short promotional video of Ginger transport device released. I must say, that thing looks extremely cool. If you missed the videos or want to see them again. click here <a href="http://the.wiretapped.net/mirrors/segway/...

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by Aussiemite
Tue Dec 04, 2001 12:25 pm
Forum: Non-Aviation
Topic: Operation Black Vote
Replies: 2
Views: 938

RE: Operation Black Vote

It all falls in place now, I had a look at the OBV team, they're all middle eastern.

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by Aussiemite
Tue Dec 04, 2001 10:45 am
Forum: Non-Aviation
Topic: Operation Black Vote
Replies: 2
Views: 938

Operation Black Vote

<a href="http://www.obv.org.uk/reports/2001/sashijackrefugees.html" target=_blank>http://www.obv.org.uk/reports/2001/sashijackrefugees.html</a> Especially for UK people, does anyone read this? It's an utter load of bullshit. Part of the reason why the ship was rejected I beleive is it was a norweige...

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by Aussiemite
Tue Dec 04, 2001 10:16 am
Forum: Non-Aviation
Topic: I've Heard About SophieMaltese...
Replies: 32
Views: 1923

RE: I've Heard About SophieMaltese...

one of the [email protected] routers is blocking all traffic to angelcities or whatever.

The pic Mr. Squirrel posted is that sophie?

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by Aussiemite
Mon Dec 03, 2001 7:50 pm
Forum: Non-Aviation
Topic: Furore In India As US Chopper Goes Sightseeing
Replies: 71
Views: 3131

RE: Furore In India As US Chopper Goes Sightseeing

<i>"The US apologize to India? Please tell me you are kidding. As long as the United States remains the only superpower in the world, it would be a serious mistake to apologize to a stupid third world country."</i> Baxter Excellent LEADERSHIP skills there, did your mum help you write that? I am goin...

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by Aussiemite
Mon Dec 03, 2001 7:22 pm
Forum: Non-Aviation
Topic: Vote For The Prettiest City In The World
Replies: 91
Views: 3842

RE: Vote For The Prettiest City In The World

Brisbane, Australia won some most livable city award worldwide so I guess where I live.

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by Aussiemite
Mon Dec 03, 2001 12:41 pm
Forum: Non-Aviation
Topic: Osama Bin Laden Man Of The Year!?!
Replies: 34
Views: 3455

Alpha 1

wow we agree on something.

If OBL's mission didn't go ahead then El Presidento Bush woudn't be waging right now and he woudnt have had half the attention.

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by Aussiemite
Mon Dec 03, 2001 10:44 am
Forum: Non-Aviation
Topic: Osama Bin Laden Man Of The Year!?!
Replies: 34
Views: 3455

RE: Osama Bin Laden Man Of The Year!?!

well he is a big celebrity may not be for good reason but the entire world knows who he is now.

In high school a mate of mine and I had OBL listed in the employees section of our fake companies website as the head of terrorism and debt collection department.

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by Aussiemite
Mon Dec 03, 2001 10:41 am
Forum: Non-Aviation
Topic: Hot Women
Replies: 19
Views: 2347

RE: Hot Women

Natalie Portman

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by Aussiemite
Mon Dec 03, 2001 10:35 am
Forum: Non-Aviation
Topic: Neo-Nazis March In Berlin
Replies: 25
Views: 1658

RE: Neo-Nazis March In Berlin

Matt D your sound like you like nazi's if not their ideals. I know some nazis in Australia had a get together at a park onetime the son and mates of a prominent jewish business man who all Australians would know of walked around jabbing people and saying it was the guy next to them caused a bit of a...

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by Aussiemite
Sun Dec 02, 2001 3:21 pm
Forum: Non-Aviation
Topic: Is There Anyone I Can Talk To @ Microsoft Rght Now
Replies: 4
Views: 1968

RE: Is There Anyone I Can Talk To @ Microsoft Rght Now

Tommorow im going to a Microsoft breakfast. the best thing about these gigs is the free pens among other stuff.

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by Aussiemite
Sun Dec 02, 2001 2:02 pm
Forum: Non-Aviation
Topic: Are Our Cable Modems Getting Shut Off Tonight!?
Replies: 23
Views: 2135

CPDC10-30

thats right

Quality of Service hogs standard 20% bandwidth.

http://theregister.co.uk/content/4/23090.html

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by Aussiemite
Sun Dec 02, 2001 11:52 am
Forum: Non-Aviation
Topic: Questions For All The Australian People Here...
Replies: 22
Views: 2661

RE: Questions For All The Australian People Here...

MIAspotter

ask about ADG's daughters I hear theyre HOT Big grin

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by Aussiemite
Sun Dec 02, 2001 10:52 am
Forum: Non-Aviation
Topic: Questions For All The Australian People Here...
Replies: 22
Views: 2661

RE: Questions For All The Australian People Here...

ADG answered everything but ill add

We have plenty of UNI degrees a number of TAFE courses and stacks of flying acadamies.

for a commercial license your looking at 35-40k

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by Aussiemite
Sat Dec 01, 2001 5:11 pm
Forum: Non-Aviation
Topic: MY Dad's Coming Down Real Hard Now...
Replies: 56
Views: 2097

RE: MY Dad's Coming Down Real Hard Now...

yeah man all it takes is practise, hold your head up high and be proud of who you are nobody knows your history who you are have confidence in what you do and above all have pride.

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by Aussiemite
Sat Dec 01, 2001 5:07 pm
Forum: Non-Aviation
Topic: Why Are Americans Hated So?
Replies: 67
Views: 3217

RE: Why Are Americans Hated So?

"Aussiemite, ONE DEATH is way too many. And keep this inmind, we lost two of the world's tallest buildings on that day as well." one death is as George doubleya would say is negligable. It's an important historical fact that <3000 people died when news papers are publicizing 5000+ Back to the main t...

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by Aussiemite
Sat Dec 01, 2001 3:51 pm
Forum: Non-Aviation
Topic: MY Dad's Coming Down Real Hard Now...
Replies: 56
Views: 2097

RE: MY Dad's Coming Down Real Hard Now...

Aloha I don't mean be agressive, far from it infact. Assertive is a term my mums been using alot latly (shes works in child phyciatry) basiclly it's standing up for yourself I don't mean put people down or physically hurt people thats agressive which is what your Dad is. On the other hand its import...

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by Aussiemite
Sat Dec 01, 2001 3:00 pm
Forum: Non-Aviation
Topic: MY Dad's Coming Down Real Hard Now...
Replies: 56
Views: 2097

RE: MY Dad's Coming Down Real Hard Now...

Aloha

You've gotta learn to be more assertive.

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by Aussiemite
Sat Dec 01, 2001 2:15 pm
Forum: Non-Aviation
Topic: Are Our Cable Modems Getting Shut Off Tonight!?
Replies: 23
Views: 2135

RE: Are Our Cable Modems Getting Shut Off Tonight!?

[email protected] bought @home Australia a few months ago so Im in the clear.

btw I found out today Windows XP reserves 20% of network bandwidth, Ive also found a way to remedy the situation

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by Aussiemite
Sat Dec 01, 2001 1:45 pm
Forum: Non-Aviation
Topic: My Parents Are Driving Me Crazy!
Replies: 15
Views: 8362

RE: My Parents Are Driving Me Crazy!

I agree with your dad, I know the stupid things boys do when they get a car. I once got my Commodore sideways doing 150KM/H that scared the shit out of me but the thing was I went back and did it again (very stupid) Another time I raced my boss at speeds of well over 200Km/h for almost an hour on th...

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by Aussiemite
Sat Dec 01, 2001 1:32 pm
Forum: Non-Aviation
Topic: Now Rate Her!
Replies: 12
Views: 1328

RE: Now Rate Her!

50%, Ive had better

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by Aussiemite
Sat Dec 01, 2001 1:30 pm
Forum: Non-Aviation
Topic: MY Dad's Coming Down Real Hard Now...
Replies: 56
Views: 2097

RE: MY Dad's Coming Down Real Hard Now...

so your mums got self esteem issues. sounds like she has to love herself before she can love anyone else.

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by Aussiemite
Sat Dec 01, 2001 12:42 pm
Forum: Non-Aviation
Topic: MY Dad's Coming Down Real Hard Now...
Replies: 56
Views: 2097

RE: MY Dad's Coming Down Real Hard Now...

KROC

My dad dosnt really have any rules apart from I act like a responsible man, this is probably why weve never had any issues.

OK I'd never get into a biff with my dad that statment is really aimed at other people.

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by Aussiemite
Sat Dec 01, 2001 12:14 pm
Forum: Non-Aviation
Topic: MY Dad's Coming Down Real Hard Now...
Replies: 56
Views: 2097

RE: MY Dad's Coming Down Real Hard Now...

KROC

hot air? no, If someone opress's me I say "fuck you" I don't take shit from anyone, sure I don't cause trouble but if someone wants to have a go Im never have sat there and taken it, I never have I never will.

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