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RE: TWFirst, Vol. IV!

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2001 6:17 am
by G Dubya
number 2000!!

RE: TWFirst, Vol. IV!

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2001 6:18 am
by OO-VEG
200 posts!!!!!!

RE: TWFirst, Vol. IV!

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2001 6:22 am
by G Dubya
You're right OO-VEG number 200...damn! I still do'nt know how to count.

Pres. Goerge W. Bush

RE: TWFirst, Vol. IV!

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2001 6:23 am
by OO-VEG
Shit, G-Dubya, congratulations, seems I was #201

RE: TWFirst, Vol. IV!

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2001 8:34 am
by Guest
Haha...thought this pic was funny!


RE: --Dr. Laura--

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2001 9:14 am
by G Dubya
but I am having a liaison with G Dubya right now.

Yeah right, lawndart girl, in your dreams honey. I might be dumb and stupid, but I'm not blind...now, if your'e as purty as Katherine Harris, then...

Now put to good use your psychobabble and counsel our fellow Mr. Conservative, Family Values Guy--Mark Chumura. Although I think he might need a little more help than you can provide...thank God for trial lawyers!  Big grin


Goerge W. Bush

P.S. Dr. Ruth and you would make a perfect couple!

RE: TWFirst, Vol. IV!

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2001 9:24 am
by Guest
Excellent. The drugs worked. He remembers nothing. hehehe...hahaha....MUHAHAHAHA!!! Acting devilish

-Go Do the Right Thing!
L.S.

RE: --Dr. Laura--

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2001 9:32 am
by G Dubya
Drugs? Damn! I gotta lay off that sh!t...

Got any methadone?

Goerge W. Bush

RE: TWFirst, Vol. IV!

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2001 9:46 am
by polaris
Friends, lovers, and other strangers...this group is so eclectic but could you imagine this group of people in a room together? We would probably be the most reserved bunch of people anywhere...until the wine flows!

RE: TWFirst, Vol. IV!

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2001 10:15 am
by Guest
Well, thanks again for the warm welcome. I have changed my mind about which female I would prefer to be. It would have to be Kimberly (The Madwoman of Melrose) or Sidney (The kooky dumb redhead of Melrose -who nothing goes right for.)

I suppose "Endora" could be considered too, Endora was Samantha's mother of the comedy "Bewitched".

Oh, and lest not forget "Mildred" that ugly woman from the dreary UK sitcom "George and Mildred"... God that woman had teeth like a horse and was a complete alcoholic....

The list get's bigger, I could include the venerable "Crystal" from Dynasty but would prefer "Alexis" as she was such a bitch.

And anyone who has had the pleasure of watching the 70's80's Australian drama "Prisoner" or "Prisoner cell block H" (in the UK) will remember the mean spirited Officer Vera Bennet who was affectionately named "Vinegar Tits" by the inmates.

I am leaning toward Kimberly...

Dk,

Luanda rings a bell. Isn't she some harpy from some dreadful TV show? How cruel of you....

Polywaffle, (Polaris - do you know what polywaffle is / means?)

Have you got phallic symbols on the brain today? I mean, you have posted some psuedo sexual comments today that seem rather odd and charged.. So to speak. Many suggest that the Eifle tower is a phallic symbol, personally if I had a willie that looked like that - uggh, spider veins....

Dr Laura,

Are my requests for a spot on your show falling on deaf ears whilst you drug and sodomize Dubya with your evil looking bagel machine? I'm getting impatient.

Kimberly a.k.a. mb

RE: TWFirst, Vol. IV!

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2001 12:42 pm
by Guest
OK fine. Next week I am doing a segment on hair hygiene and interior decorating (in conjunction with Martha Stewart. Fly up to LAX and we'll see what we can do. And make sure you fly to LAX. I do NOT want to see you flying to SFO...

L.S.


RE: Mx5_boy

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2001 1:06 pm
by TWFirst
I LOVE Endora!!!

RE: TWFirst, Vol. IV!

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2001 1:23 pm
by Guest
Dr Laura,

You are too sweet. Don't know much about interior decorating though. And you have yet to answer whether I can bring "planestud" with me as my gorgeous model.

Now, my dear, I will need the following equipment:

2 Toasted Cheese bagels. (I intend to give you the princess Leah look. aka Star Wars.)
Bottle of Johhny Black Label (Hair do-ing makes me thirsty..)
1 Case of Schwarztkopf Extra Hold Hair Spray.
1 Dog Comb
1 Industrial Strenght Clothes dryer (Sorry, but that head of yours is to big to use an ordinary one, we'll just put your head in the dryer for 15 minutes.)
1 Modesty Screen (for Planestud)
1 Pair or hedge clippers (errr, ummm for Planestud)
1 Industrial fire extinguisher. (Don't worry...)

Can you have that stuff for me when I arrive? We expect (planestud and I) to have a private dressing room with all amenities.

Now, as for the Interior decorating, how about a 20 miniute discussion on the virtues of electric blue laminate, solid gold bath taps (faucets) and burnt orange shag pile - for walls?

*yay* I'm going on Dr Laura's show! *yay*

Cheers,

mb

RE: --Dr. Laura--

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2001 1:32 pm
by Guest
Zhere you are Dr. Laura...I dreamed about you last night. We had a foursome--You and I, and Mark Chumura and his 17 year old babysitter. Big grin Ah, those conservative moralists...

You dirty old hag...you and G Dubya and I thought you ver frigid...shame on me!

Dr. Ruth

RE: Kimberly

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2001 10:59 pm
by dk
Kim...that's an o.k. name but I love "vinegar tits" Big grin Big grin
(Endora's a good one too!) Who has phallic symbols on the brain? I think I missed something here...If I bring the wine can I join you on Dr. Laura's show? I think that you need to have a few glasses while you're "doing" her up!!  Smile

D.


RE: TWFirst, Vol. IV!

Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2001 7:36 am
by polaris
Polywaffle - no, don't know. Does it mean many waffles? Or waffles in the shape of a parrot?

Is the phallic thing about some of my recent posts? Subtle humour, sarcasm, and irony are so hard to convey sometimes. (Those smilies just don't cut it!) If you re-read the posts with a twinkle in your eye and a slight smirk, they'll make sense.

A while ago, one of my posts was so misunderstood that I got added to the Respected List! My intention was the opposite of what the reader interpreted. I loved it!

If I can be Tallulah (although I'm also partial to the name Mona); Mx5 can be Endora! I think I need a review of all these names! What was Lindy again?

No comments about Kay Katzo and her brother Stu?


RE: TWFirst, Vol. IV!

Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2001 7:48 am
by Guest
Pollywaffle,

Er, a pollywaffle is a log shaped chocolate bar that has a hard crispy chocolate coated outside and soft marshmallow on the inside. My favourite!

Dk,

Yeah, I like Vinegar Tits as well. Don't know about Endora. I suppose being Kimberly means that I can have multiple personalities.....

I hope I haven't scared Dr Laura away.

Cheers,

mb

RE: Mx5_boy

Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2001 3:38 pm
by Guest
Sorry for me being absent this past day. I had to do a lot of work to get Mr. Ashcroft confirmed for attorney general...

L.S.

RE: TWFirst, Vol. IV!

Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2001 3:58 pm
by Guest
Godess


RE: TWFirst, Vol. IV!

Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2001 4:05 pm
by Trvlr
How about this Derek? SHE is sexier than you are!!
Haha, the enemy has been killed by his own sword.
 Big grin
Aaron G.

RE: TWFirst, Vol. IV!

Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2001 4:36 pm
by Guest
yes, she is the sexiest female
but, I am the sexiest male

Perfection


RE: TWFirst, Vol. IV!

Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2001 4:54 pm
by Guest
Lick-a-Licious




-----Dr. Laura or Dr. Ruth: Is there anything wrong/abnormal about my obsession with Pamala Anderson?!

RE: TWFirst, Vol. IV!

Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2001 7:22 pm
by OO-VEG
What is the same about Barbie and Pamela???

Answer: they both contain more plastic than something else Big grin

oh yeah, and they are both blonde too!

RE: TWFirst, Vol. IV!

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2001 2:36 am
by Guest
Lucious


RE: TWFirst, Vol. IV!

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2001 3:54 am
by us330
Damn, she is sooo hot. Where did you get those pics?

RE: Hey, Derek H

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2001 11:58 am
by Aerotech
Your abnormal obsession with Pamela Anderson is a rare and incrueable disease know an being male. Wink/being sarcastic

RE: Derek H

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2001 2:22 pm
by Guest
Derek: I think what you have posted is degrading to women everywhere and does a great disservice to the sensitive American populace. Of course Pamela Anderson has proved herself to be one that cannot and will not be morally saved by any type of intervention, so I am not saying that you should or should not exploit just here.

Hey, as long as you're not attracted to any of Pamela's male co-stars, I should be fine with it.

L.S.

RE: TWFirst, Vol. IV!

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2001 12:51 am
by Guest
Thanks Laura, Dr. Ruth, you got any help/info/thoughts?

RE: Derek H

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2001 3:40 am
by Guest
You're a normal boy with abnormal hormones  Big grin ...just have fun young man. At your age do what's fun, to some extent of course, because vhen you're all grown up and wrinkled, like me, you'll regret vhat you've missed as a kid.

regards,

Dr. Ruth

P.S. Stop posting pictures of gorgeous females here, you're making some of our members cringe and perhaps vomit!  Big grin  Big grin And don't listen to Dr. Laura's advice or you vill become impotent!

RE: TWFirst, Vol. IV!

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2001 10:56 am
by LH423
Dr Ruth's words of throwing up are all too true, except for another reason. That's right ladies and gentlemen, I'm violently ill again, so all you young, studly people wanting to get sick, please form a nice, orderly queue at my front door. With this cold, it will be well worth your trip coming here, and you get to kiss me Big grin Who, as we all know, is the sexiest man on this board! Big grin

LH423

RE: TWFirst, Vol. IV!

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2001 11:05 am
by Guest
Pamula Anderstink, yuk what a skanky bitch.

You couldn't take that bow wow home to meet your parents, unless you had it in a muzzle.

Remember boys, she did it with Tommy Lee, and she's infested with fleas.

vt (Vinegar Tits) a.k.a Endora / Kimberly

RE: TWFirst, Vol. IV!

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2001 11:51 am
by Guest
...she did it with Tommy Lee.

But if you see zee now infamous Pamela and Tommy Lee video (available for free from Spinfrenzy) you vill be amazed by Tommy's enormous dong! He's vhat you call a human tripod...and he's not even a black man!  Wow! Big grin

Oy vey!

Dr. Ruth

RE: TWFirst, Vol. IV!

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2001 12:41 pm
by AerLingus
Pamela Anderson has more plastic and composite materials than an A330!

RE: TWFirst, Vol. IV!

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2001 12:41 pm
by Guest
Aaaahaaahhaaa! Dr. Ruth, you are the best!! For your age, you seem pretty 'active.' Ruth, if i can call you that....you are soooooo much better than Dr. Laura....!!

I dont think Pam needs a muzzel, she can keep that mouth open....(lol.... Smile/happy/getting dizzy)!! I dont know why you all think Pamala is so bad, she is a good actress. I know most of you males (straight) have had fantasies about her, come on....dont deny it!

Mx5....im not sure, but are you gay? Im serious I dont know. Maybe that is why are saying such bad things? Calling her a dog, she has fleas? Give ME a break! She's got more class than you EVER will...I am sure of that!

Tell me who you think is HOT...and let me disect him/her....

RE: TWFirst, Vol. IV!

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2001 12:45 pm
by Trvlr
Ok, let's settle this once and for all. DR. RUTH, who is sexier? Derek, or LH423, or Me? Big grin

Aaron G.

RE: TWFirst, Vol. IV! Trvlr

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2001 1:44 pm
by Guest
Vell Aaron,

It's a toughie my dear boy. I can't be an impartial juror because you have me in your respected list (by zee vay, thank you much) and zhat I purport to be Jewish like yourself  Big grin ...therefore, I vill have to abstain.

But you know, there are plenty of men here zhat are much better in judging other men's physique than me so may I suggest that they should vote for whom's sexier.


Regards,

Dr. Ruth

P.S.
I have an acquaintance zhat vill be in San Diego in a couple of months and vants to meet you.  Big grin He vants to ask you a few questions.

1. Have you seen any gladiator movies?
2. Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
3. Have you seen a grown man naked?

 Big grin Big grin Big grin
Zhank you very much...


RE: TWFirst, Vol. IV!

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2001 1:53 pm
by Guest
Derek H,

No disrespect to you, I just find her repellent. Not because I am gay mind you. At the moment I have my heart set on Dr Laura, she is the only woman who can "turn" me - so to speak...

I better not talk like that though, as I don't want Planestud getting jealous, can't have him throwing a tanti on her show next week.

I just had a horrible thought, I wonder when Pammy croaks, if they will auction off all that plastic on her chest?

Imagine wearing someone elses second hand boobs!!! That's funny.

vt (vinegar tits)

RE: TWFirst, Vol. IV!

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2001 2:00 pm
by Guest
>>Imagine wearing someone elses second hand boobs!!

Hey, what is Ebay for?!

RE: TWFirst, Vol. IV!

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2001 2:09 pm
by Trvlr
1) No
2) No, but I'll have to lay off the drug smuggling ops in Central Europe for a while.
3) Erm....

I'm sorry I admit it I don't get the joke!! Boohoo... Sad

Aaron G.

RE: TWFirst, Vol. IV! Trvlr

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2001 2:19 pm
by Guest
I'm sorry I admit it I don't get the joke!! Boohoo

...from reading your posts regarding meeting fellow Airlners.net members and how you parent's were concerned.

I zhink those questions were from the movie Airplane! Since you answered no to most of zhee questions, he doesn't vant to meet you.  Big grin Big grin


Dr. Ruth

RE: TWFirst, Vol. IV!

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2001 3:47 pm
by TWFirst
Funny I tell you. This thread is FUNNY!!! Good humour. I'm all over that.


Endora: Pamula Anderstink, yuk what a skanky bitch. FUNNY!! And it would be even cooler to hear you say it person with your cool Australian accent.

Ruth/Laura: I wanna come to Chicago and have a three-way mind-meld with you two bitches. Your cleverness is much appreciated. Best two characters you've created here Cst... I mean.... best two guests to have ever appeared here in my cocktail party thread.

Derek H/Aaron: I don't know who is the sexiest between you two, and quite frankly I don't care. No offense, but it's hard to imagine guys your age as "sexy." Cute, yes. Ask us again when you're 18 Big grin.

LH423: Drink some juice, take two Advil, and call me in the morning Big grin.


Speaking of "Endora," I watched Bewitched today, and there was a bit of an airliner connection in it. Samantha and Darren flew to Mexico City on a TWA 707 in the double globes logo. It was sad seeing it, due to the events of late.

Speaking of late, I better get my butt to bed.

RE: TWFirst, Vol. IV!

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2001 6:05 pm
by OO-VEG
Nice questions Dr Ruth.
Here are my answers:

1. Eehm, no But I have been in a fight with a gladiator once.
2. Hmmm, no.
3. A nude grow man... I have seen a nude grown dog (male) once, is that a yes???

Here are some for you:

1. What is your favourite pet?
2. What is your cup size?
3. Where did you buy that horrible red suit?
4. How much do I need to pay for a night full entertainment with you?

RE: TWFirst, Vol. IV!

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2001 10:48 pm
by LH423
Hey Blanche, how about instead of getting you butt to bed, you keep it there for a little longer and start typing my e-mail! Man! I just don't understand it. Well, today is a Monday, so I expect you'll find time to do it then, or else I'll hunt you down like the dog you are, and make a man who writes e-mails out of you. How do you feel about torture? Big grin

You know Dr. Ruth, I don't believe in abstinance  Big grin Tell us who's the sexiest. I mean, I know that you don't want to hurt a fellow, and mind you good looking, Jewish boy, but I do think that you know that it's me  Smile Also, Dr. Ruth, out of the three of us, I'm the only legal one. I think you know what I'm getting at  Big grin

Evvie

RE: TWFirst, Vol. IV!

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2001 4:56 am
by Trvlr
Oh yes, I get it now. I don't like Peter Graves anyway. As my French class would put it, he is quite the "vieil homme sale."

Aaron G.

RE: The List, Vol. I

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2001 6:53 am
by Guest
Here's the list of posters...

Topic: TWFirst

TWFirst = 84
CstarU = 58
Lindy = 40
SKYTEAM = 24
LH423 = 13
trvlr = 11
Surf = 10
Polaris = 9
Fanoftristars = 8
ctbarnes = 7
Dk = 7
N863DA = 7
NWA MAN = 5
777YYC = 4
DeltaRNOmd-80 = 4
Lucifer 666 = 4
Brissie lions = 3
747-600X = 1
Administrator = 1
CRJ = 1
Dan The Man = 1
LFO = 1
Meister808 = 1
Ontimearrival = 1
Sonic = 1
Tbar220 = 2
Travelin man = 1
TurboTristar = 1
TWAneedsNOhelp = 1
USAirways737 = 1

RE: The List, Vol. II

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2001 6:55 am
by Guest
Topic: TWFirst Vol II

TWFirst = 45
Lindy = 34
LH423 = 33
TWA = 25
CstarU = 18
Sn330 = 17
Dk = 12
N960AS = 12
N312RC = 9
OO-VEG = 9
SKYTEAM = 9
G Dubya = 7
AerLingus A330 = 6
Al Gore = 6
Lucifer 666 = 6
Polaris = 6
BH346 = 5
GUNDU = 5
Fanoftristars = 5
Frank Lorenzo = 3
trvlr = 3
Ab.400 = 2
Tbar220 = 2
400sMom = 1
777YYC = 1
Aa737 = 1
Archie Bunker = 1
BNE = 1
Christianbothe = 1
DeltaRNOmd-80 = 1
FLY777UAL = 1
Iflycoach = 1
JWM AIRTRANS = 1
LFO = 1
Nicolaki = 1
NWA MAN = 1
Scannerson = 1
Sccutler = 1
TurboTristar = 1
USAFHummer = 1

RE: The List, Vol. III

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2001 6:58 am
by Guest
Topic: TWFirst Vol III

LH423 = 48
TWFirst = 43
Lindy = 28
trvlr = 18
DeltaSFO = 17
N863DA = 14
TWA = 13
Fanoftristars = 12
OO-VEG = 12
Polaris = 12
Us330 = 11
Iflycoach = 10
Dk = 8
BH346 = 6
--Dr. Laura-- = 5
B737-700 = 4
Derek H = 4
ILUV767 = 4
OH-LGA = 4
SQA340 = 4
CstarU = 3
ctbarnes = 3
Imkeww = 3
DeltaRNOmd-80 = 3
AerLingus = 2
KLm-md-11 = 2
[email protected] = 2
777YYC = 1
Branvan3k = 1
CactusA319 = 1
cba = 1
CPDC10-30 = 1
Dazed767 = 1
DG pilot = 1
FLY777UAL = 1
L’Espace180 = 1
LOT767-300ER = 1
N960AS = 1
NJTurnpike = 1
Porteno = 1
Sn330 = 1
TurboTristar = 1

RE: CstarU

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2001 7:05 am
by TWFirst
For the love of god, dude... GET A LIFE Big grin Big grin Big grin



Interesting though.

RE: TW...wait There's More!

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2001 7:49 am
by Guest
Cummulative from vol I - III  Big grin

Aa737 = 1
Ab.400 = 2
Administrator = 1
AerLingus = 2
AerLingus A330 = 6
Al Gore = 6
Archie Bunker = 1
B737-700 = 4
BH346 = 11
BNE = 1
Brissie lions = 3
CactusA319 = 1
cba = 1
Christianbothe = 1
CPDC10-30 = 1
CRJ = 1
CstarU = 79
ctbarnes = 19
Dan the Man = 1
Dazed767 = 1
DeltaRNOmd-80 = 8
DeltaSFO = 17
Derek H = 17
DG pilot = 1
Dk = 27
--Dr. Laura-- = 5
Fanoftristars = 23
FLY777UAL = 2
Frank Lorenzo = 3
G Dubya = 8
GUNDU = 5
Iflycoach = 11
ILUV767 = 4
Imkeww = 3
JWN AIRTRANS = 1
KLm-md-11 = 2
L’Espace180 = 1
LFO = 3
LH423 = 94
Lindy = 102
LOT767-300ER = 1
Lucifer 666 = 10
Meister808 = 1
N312RC = 9
N863DA = 21
N960AS = 13
Nicolaki = 1
NWA MAN = 6
OH-LGA = 4
Polaris = 27
Porteno = 1
Scannerson = 1
Sccutler = 1
SKYTEAM = 33
Sn330 = 18
Sonic = 1
SQA340 = 18
Surf = 10
Tbar220 = 4
[email protected] = 2
Travelin Man = 1
trvlr = 32
TurboTristar = 3
TWA = 38
TWAneedsNOhelp = 2
TWFirst = 172
Us330 = 11
USAFHummer = 1
USAirways737 = 1
400sMom = 1
747-600X = 1
777YYC = 6

RE: TWFirst, Vol. IV!

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2001 7:51 am
by Guest
Dr Laura,

Are you trying to avoid me? I saw an illicit picture of you today, and let me tell you, you really needed to get your hair done. Dryer on the fritz darling? I'll fix that.

Oh, another thing, do not eat choo choo bars when there is a good prospect that you may be caught on film with frizzy bad hair and black crap all over those big choppers of yours. Not a good look, I suggest you get hold of your publicist and have them buy that photo pronto.

You still haven't told me whether I can bring planestud for our little soiree, he is beggining to get annoyed. You don't want him all cranky on your show, particularly when he is weilding a blow torch to your head.

Oh and before I forget, make sure you bring that wicked bagel machine with you on the day.... Dubya gave it a 10 out of 10.

mb / vt (vinegar tits) / Kimberly / Endora