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Lindy
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RE: TWFirst Volume Xxiv

Fri Aug 17, 2001 4:42 am

Well Well Well.

I came here because this is the only place where I can say this story (that happened today ).

Today 7:30am I left my house for Glen Burnie MD. I supposed to have hearing at 8:45am in the local court. (ticket I've got in March at BWI). Ok, so I was in the court at 8:30am waiting in the room for the judge to show up. So many people were already there. Few nice chicks and most of those chicks with lawyers. As usually I was checking out those chicks hehe One of them was turning around constantly. I thought that shes looking behind to see if her cop is in the room. But after few minutes she left the room. She came back about 1 minute later. She sat next to me hehehe  Smile
Well, I was little bit nervus waiting for my name to be called. I was playing with the letter I've got from the courthouse. Then that chick asked me if I've got ticket at BWI. Like many people there, she also was ticketed at BWI. Then she asked me for my name, then she said that I have very nice long legs hehehehehe and she kept asking me if I want some mints hhehee. I said to myself "why the hell shes talking to me constantly". The guy who is trying to keep room quiet was warning us so many times hehehe I thought that judge will be pissed and I will some big shit to pay hehehe
So I told that girl that we can talk after the hearings. But she didnt give a crap about judge heheh she was asking me stupid things and constantly talking. At one point she started fixing her mini-skirt and telling me that the thongs shes wearing are deep inside in her butt and she has to fix them hehehehe
Then shes asking me if I want mint chewing gum hehehe and whispering some stupid crap into my ear hehehe and then they called her for the hearing. hehehe She went there, and after few minutes of conversation with judge she left the room. I was maybe 3rd person after she left and also after few minutes I left the court room. And then I'm looking and shes seating and waiting for me hehehe Then she asked me if I'm smoking hehehe  Smile-) So we went outside for a smoke. She was asking me if I have a girlfriend or wife and crap like that. I told her (usuall game) that my girlfriend dumped me few days ago because I didnt want to quit smoking hehehehehe (and it always works) hhehehe Then she asked me if I can drop her off to near by bank (she's working there). She offered me some money hehehe I told her that I can take her but we have to walk like two or three blocks to my car. She simply took my hand and start walking hehehehe Then I started thinking with my dick instead of a brain hehehehe She asked me where do I work. I told her that I'm working in DC. Then she said that I must be male dancer or escort service guy hehehehhehe When we got to the bank, she reached for her purse to get money. I've took her hand and told her to not be silly because I wont take any money from such a nice girl  Big grin
I was holding her hand and I could feel something that was pushing me to kiss her hehehe. I just asked her if instead of money I could kiss her. She was happy  Smile I was kissing her and at the same time playing with her b_ _ _ s and p_ _ _ y hehehehe . Then she asked me if I wanna see her on the weekend. I told her that I would like to meet her agian very much. hehhehe Of course I gave her fake phone number and then she left.

Conclusion from todays day is that you can meet sluts everywhere heheheheheh Now I feel kind of sorry that I gave her wrong phone number hehehe but what the hell, I'm going to Toronto tomorrow evening so I will have chicks enough after this trip hehehehhe

cheers
Rafal
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blink182
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RE: TWFirst Volume Xxiv

Fri Aug 17, 2001 8:42 am

Lindy- man you f****n lucky! You got her number?
Where is everybody?
rgds,
blink182
Give me a break, I created this username when I was a kid...
 
us330
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RE: TWFirst Volume Xxiv

Fri Aug 17, 2001 10:07 am

How many people can say that they practiced with a guy who has his name on the Stanley Cup? Anybody? Okay, I can Big grin Big grin Big grin Big grin
Brent Severyn works for the same company as my coach, so in our pre season skate (only 9 of us there) he came and played with us. Very nice guy, too bad, he kept missing the net on my great feeds Big grin Big grin Big grin Big grin Big grin Big grin Big grin
 
blink182
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RE: TWFirst Volume Xxiv

Fri Aug 17, 2001 11:15 am

Us330- you have great feeds? Hell no! Big grin Big grin Big grin Big grin Big grin If anything, he was missing the net on purpose to make you feel bad Big grin Big grin Big grin. THIS TOPIC IS DYING, WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
rgds,
blink182
PS- how many guys can say that a division 1 lacrosse player on the #2 team(syracuse) that lost in the final to my favorite team(princeton) drove me, a friend, and my bro's friend to the airport? Atleast I can Big grin Big grin. Beat that Us330? Big grin
Give me a break, I created this username when I was a kid...
 
Joona
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RE: TWFirst Volume Xxiv

Fri Aug 17, 2001 7:03 pm

Lindy, hehe  Smokin cool what a return to TWFirst volumes hehehe  Big thumbs up  Smokin cool

Lind....err....Joona heheeh  Smokin cool

1740 days idle. Beat that.
 
us330
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RE: TWFirst Volume Xxiv

Fri Aug 17, 2001 10:55 pm

It is finally raining here!
 
us330
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RE: TWFirst Volume Xxiv

Fri Aug 17, 2001 11:05 pm

But, I am completely bored
 
[email protected]
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RE: TWFirst Volume Xxiv

Sat Aug 18, 2001 4:36 am

Oh my, I'm touched by the response....

























BUT STOP YELLING AT ME!!!!!












jeez..

[email protected]  Smile
"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
 
gkirk
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RE: TWFirst Volume Xxiv

Sat Aug 18, 2001 4:45 am

Evening. Just going into the chat room now.
When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
 
AmericanM80
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RE: TWFirst Volume Xxiv

Sat Aug 18, 2001 5:07 am

huh
 
[email protected]
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RE: TWFirst Volume Xxiv

Sat Aug 18, 2001 11:20 pm

Ladida...still quiet here. Too bad that hasn't changed. Oh, Premier League starting today, better check if I got 12 bets correct.

[email protected]
"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
 
us330
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RE: TWFirst Volume Xxiv

Sat Aug 18, 2001 11:29 pm

Humidity is so bad here in Dallas that the windows are completely fogged, and as soon as my mom, who wears glasses, goes outside, she is completely blind.
 
us330
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RE: TWFirst Volume Xxiv

Sat Aug 18, 2001 11:33 pm

Oh yeah, while I was in London I forgot to mention that I got an assload of timetables:
Air Mauritius
British European
BMI
Aer Lingus
South African Airways
Saudi Arabian
Gulf Air
United
SAS
Lufthansa
Thai
Malaysia
Korean Air
Olympic
Aeroflot
Varig
Azerbaijain
Qatar Airways
British Airways
 
Guest

RE: Thomas

Sun Aug 19, 2001 1:11 am

Mr. [email protected],

I'm just teasing you buddy, just like Dr. Ruth would tease you by telling you to go to bed; Bless her banned soul.  Sad

 Big grin Big grin Big grin


Take care.
 
EGGD
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RE: TWFirst Volume Xxiv

Sun Aug 19, 2001 1:32 am

Whatever
 
Guest

RE: TWFirst Volume Xxiv

Sun Aug 19, 2001 1:34 am

Whatever



EGGD,

Go to bed young man. It's past your bedtime.
 Big grin
 
us330
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RE: TWFirst Volume Xxiv

Sun Aug 19, 2001 9:28 am

Feels like I am talking to myself. In 10 hours, there have been a grand total of 3 posts on this thread.
 
BH346
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RE: TWFirst Volume Xxiv

Sun Aug 19, 2001 9:41 am

These volumes haven't been much fun lately.

BH346
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gkirk
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RE: TWFirst Volume Xxiv

Sun Aug 19, 2001 6:45 pm

Morning folks. Well, looks like the volumes are on there last legs, so something needs to be done.
When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
 
[email protected]
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RE: TWFirst Volume Xxiv

Sun Aug 19, 2001 11:05 pm

I forgot who was really behind the Sheik, so I naturally didn't mean what I said. *ahem*

yay, I got a pic past the first screening.  Big thumbs up

[email protected]
"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
 
us330
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RE: TWFirst Volume Xxiv

Mon Aug 20, 2001 4:13 am

Save the TWFirst volumes!
 
airlinelover
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RE: TWFirst Volume Xxiv

Mon Aug 20, 2001 5:56 am

#221
Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
 
Guest

RE: TWA, SKYTEAM, Dan The Man, Et Al

Mon Aug 20, 2001 10:33 am

On August 23, it will be the first anniversary of the TWFirst thread. Please start the next thread on the 23rd.

A suggestion for a title: TWFirst, The First Anniversary.
(don't place any roman numerals).


Thanks,
 
BH346
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RE: TWFirst Volume Xxiv

Mon Aug 20, 2001 10:50 am

Will that also be the "Final Respects" volume, too, the end of the volumes?

BH346
Northwest Airlines - Some People Just Know How to Fly
 
[email protected]
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RE: TWFirst Volume Xxiv

Mon Aug 20, 2001 8:17 pm

I have my one year anniversary soon, but don't bother throwing me a party.  Crying

Serioulsy, don't. Big grin

[email protected]
"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
 
us330
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RE: TWFirst Volume Xxiv

Tue Aug 21, 2001 3:52 am

The future is in doubt.........
 
Guest

RE: TWFirst Volume Xxiv

Tue Aug 21, 2001 10:54 am

Hey guys,

I will now be participating more in these forums! I've been busy and out of town mutiple times the past few weeks, but I'm back for awhile, I promise!

Rgds,

Boeing747-400

 
BH346
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RE: TWFirst Volume Xxiv

Tue Aug 21, 2001 11:01 am

I'm Superman.

BH346
Northwest Airlines - Some People Just Know How to Fly
 
Guest

RE: TWFirst Volume Xxiv

Tue Aug 21, 2001 11:18 am

I'm Batman.

Boeing747-400
 
BH346
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RE: TWFirst Volume Xxiv

Tue Aug 21, 2001 11:25 am

So? I'm Superman.

BH346
Northwest Airlines - Some People Just Know How to Fly
 
Guest

RE: TWFirst Volume Xxiv

Tue Aug 21, 2001 12:00 pm

Well...I have the Bat-Mobile.

Boeing747-400
 
Guest

RE: TWFirst Volume Xxiv

Tue Aug 21, 2001 12:03 pm

Also, may I have the honor of starting the next volume? Or is it reserved?
 
BH346
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RE: TWFirst Volume Xxiv

Tue Aug 21, 2001 12:19 pm

Let N728DL(TWA) or TWFirst start it. It's the one year anniversary, and possibly the last volume.
BTW, didn't we already have the discussion over the Batmobile already?

BH346
Northwest Airlines - Some People Just Know How to Fly
 
us330
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RE: TWFirst Volume Xxiv

Tue Aug 21, 2001 1:14 pm

I am Mighty Mouse!
 
Joona
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RE: TWFirst Volume Xxiv

Tue Aug 21, 2001 11:46 pm

Who cares, I'm Finnish. Try to beat that  Big thumbs up

Joona  Smokin cool
1740 days idle. Beat that.
 
[email protected]
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RE: TWFirst Volume Xxiv

Wed Aug 22, 2001 12:34 am

Your all weaker than me. I am NORWEGIAN. WE will crush the evil powers with our oil-money and boring old Viking tales! Muahahahaha.

Boy, are we bored. Well, gotta upload some more of them pics.

[email protected] (Heelkick.)
"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
 
An-225
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RE: TWFirst Volume Xxiv

Wed Aug 22, 2001 3:01 am

Save the TWFirst Volumes!!!
Money does not bring you happiness. But it's better to cry in your own private limo than on a cold bus stop.
 
Guest

RE: TWFirst Volume Xxiv

Wed Aug 22, 2001 3:10 am

No don't save the TWFirst forums!  Pissed
 
blink182
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RE: TWFirst Volume Xxiv

Wed Aug 22, 2001 4:00 am

Hairyass- whachu been smokin' the TWFirst forums are what makes airliners.net what it is!(whether it is true or not ,i have no damn clue).
rgds,
blink182
Give me a break, I created this username when I was a kid...
 
OH-LZA
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RE: TWFirst Volume Xxiv

Wed Aug 22, 2001 4:07 am

Hairyass

Shaddap you goddam conservative!

Zulu Alpha
 
us330
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RE: TWFirst Volume Xxiv

Wed Aug 22, 2001 4:38 am

Hairyass, I thought your doctor told you to watch your blood pressure.......
You need to remove what is stuck up your hairy ass
 
Joona
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RE: TWFirst Volume Xxiv

Wed Aug 22, 2001 6:24 am

He needs to shave his ass first in order to remove what is stuck up there. See, he won't find it if it's so hairy. Big grin

Joona
1740 days idle. Beat that.
 
blink182
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RE: TWFirst Volume Xxiv

Wed Aug 22, 2001 8:12 am

Joona ROFLMAO Big grin Big grin Big grin Big grin Big grin Big grin Big grin Big grin. I feel sorry for the person who's going to have to shave the guy's ass Big grin Big grin. For one thing, it definately ain't me who's gonna shave it Big grin.
rgds,
blink182
Give me a break, I created this username when I was a kid...
 
us330
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RE: TWFirst Volume Xxiv

Wed Aug 22, 2001 2:02 pm

The thread is dead
 
Archie Bunker
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RE: TWFirst Volume Xxiv

Wed Aug 22, 2001 2:51 pm

 Sleepy
 
[email protected]
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RE: TWFirst Volume Xxiv

Wed Aug 22, 2001 8:16 pm

The thread ain't dead untill it's burried. We still have our head above the sand. Good 1 btw Joona! Big grin

[email protected]
"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
 
OH-LZA
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RE: TWFirst Volume Xxiv

Thu Aug 23, 2001 3:49 am

ROFLMAO Joona!

Zulu Alpha
 
Joona
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RE: TWFirst Volume Xxiv

Thu Aug 23, 2001 4:03 am

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Joona
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Joona
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RE: TWFirst Volume Xxiv

Thu Aug 23, 2001 4:04 am

 Smokin cool
1740 days idle. Beat that.
 
us330
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RE: TWFirst Volume Xxiv

Thu Aug 23, 2001 5:07 am

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