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Ask Singapore_Air!

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2001 6:31 am
by SInGAPORE_AIR
Hello!

Being the popular person that I am. I thought i should give you! The airliners.net public and users, the chance to ask me anything you want.

Kudos to Matt_D for this idea!

Go ahead. I know one question that will definately appear and the first one to ask it gets a Kudos from me.

You are the strongest links (for now). Goodbye!

RE: Ask Singapore_Air!

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2001 6:32 am
by airlinelover
What are the next winning big game numbers?

Chris

RE: Ask Singapore_Air!

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2001 6:33 am
by airlinelover
Thanks for the info.. Why can't you say more??

Chris

RE: Ask Singapore_Air!

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2001 6:33 am
by Superfly
How does your garden grow?

RE: Ask Singapore_Air!

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2001 6:56 am
by OH-LGA
Why do you have such a strong lust for Singapore Airlines?

I think it's slightly unhealthy...

RE: Ask Singapore_Air!

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2001 7:04 am
by Matt D
1. Do they sell baby diapers in Portugal?

2. Do Germans ever cry?

3. If you have two (US) coins totalling fifty five cents, and one of them is NOT a nickel, what are the two coins?

4. What would your opinion of a Thai 717 be?

5. What would your opinion of a JetBlue A319 be?

6. Do you eat pork?

7. In a pinch, would you wipe with a palm frond?

8. Paper or plastic?

9. What if C-A-T really spelled "dog"?

10. Do you think that Elvis is still alive?

11. Did you ever burn ants by pointing a magnifying glass at the sun?

12. Have you ever soiled your knickers?

13. Do you prefer yellow or black painted traffic signals?

14. How many of these goofy questions will you actually answer?

RE: Ask Singapore_Air!

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2001 7:08 am
by Guest
Do you masturbate over Singapore Airlines timetables?

RE: Ask Singapore_Air!

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2001 7:16 am
by SInGAPORE_AIR
Airlineinfo1: I don't know.

Airlineinfo2: What???

Superfly: My garden is mostly grass with some bushes and a lot of flowers round the border. The grass is green and is watered regularly.

OH-LGA! KUDOS! I'll tell you tomorrow. It's too late

Matt_D1: Yes

Matt_D2: Yes

Matt_D3: What's a nickel???

Matt_D4: It would be interesting, cute and would be nice to see on regional routes with codeshares with SIA and other Star Alliance partners.

Matt_D5: no idea. I have no interest in JetBlue

Matt_D6: Yes, but it's not my favo(u)rite meat.

Matt_D7: What's a palm frond?

Matt_D8: ummmmm. Both are special materials for everyday use. However, plastic is more important in this hi-tech e-mail non paper age.

Matt_D9: I don't really care!

Matt_D10: Nope

Matt_D11: No

Matt_D12: I do not cross-dress. I do not wear knickers

Matt_D13: Black

Matt_D14: You can count can't you?

Booyala: No i do not. However, the Singapore Girls are nice.

RE: Ask Singapore_Air!

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2001 7:18 am
by SInGAPORE_AIR
OH -LGA: I first flew with them in 1994. There was nothing. No KrisWorld, no free-flowing champagne, no ergonomic seats. Zilch nil, to be honest, unimpressive compared to this day and age. However the service was fantastic. Oh dear. i have to go! Bye!

RE: Ask Singapore_Air!

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2001 7:23 am
by SInGAPORE_AIR
Strange innit! Then I got the internet and dug up some research on their then mediocre to say the most website. Press releases were nice. And pictures were interesting.

From then it grew. I flew other airlines and found them not as good. Especially EK business Class. Dubai was excellent though.

Anyway it has grown into what you lot call an obsession. I call it a fan gone a little bit OTT. ffs. Goodnight again.

RE: Ask Singapore_Air!

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2001 7:24 am
by JAL
(1) What is your opinion if SIA leaves Star for OneWorld?

(2) Would like SIA to go all-Boeing or all-Airbus or mix?

(3) Boxer or Brief?

(4) Pepsi or Coke?

(5) Do you girls who are blonde or brunette?

(6) What is your opinion of Japan Airlines?

(7) Are you a Boeing or an Airbus fan?

RE: Ask Singapore_Air!

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2001 7:32 am
by SInGAPORE_AIR
JAL1: It would depend on the circumstances and whether it would be in SIA;s interest. If so , than so be it!

Jal2: Again, any. personally i like the 777, A380 and 747. And A345 if it is good

Jal3: Boxer

jal4: Both, Hmmm. Hard to choose. Probalby Coke for it's availability. Nothing else

Jal5: Both. i prefer for the inner stuff.

JAL6: JAL? An airline with a good F Class seat and privacy screen with a large domestic market. GOod fleet although old. Interesting to see how it further develops.

Jal7: Both. they are great in their own rights. See JAL2:

RE: Ask Singapore_Air!

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2001 7:43 am
by BO__einG
What is the Capital City of North Korea?

How was your School when it came to Girls? (like beauty/smartness/vareity?)

How did you first find out about this site?

What time do you go to sleep usually?

Do you know a girl named Britney Spears?
How about jenna Jameson?

Oh and do you laugh.. haha or hahaha?




RE: Ask Singapore_Air!

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2001 7:44 am
by Guest
When you go weewee which hand do you often use to hold the one-eyed monster?

Or do you sit down like a girl?


RE: Ask Singapore_Air!

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2001 7:47 am
by LAX
LAX-1.) Would you eat a bowlful of worms for a large sum of currency?

LAX-2.) What is the capital of Wyoming (USA)?

LAX-3.) Window seat or aisle?

LAX-4.) Favorite movie all-time?

LAX-5.) Have you ever blasted your stereo so loud that you blew out the speakers?

LAX-6.) Are psychics legit?

LAX-7.) Will Hillary Clinton become the first woman ever elected U.S. President?

LAX-8.) Is it possible for a person over the age of 65 to drive MORE than 37.6 MPH!!??

LAX-9.) Is the 747 pretty or what!!!???

RE: Ask Singapore_Air!

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2001 8:08 am
by 174thfwff
Do you like Acoustic Research Speekers? I sure do.

RE: Ask Singapore_Air!

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2001 8:13 am
by BH346
You don't know what a nickel is?
Why are you so obsessed with Singapore Airlines?

RE: Ask Singapore_Air!

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2001 8:17 am
by BarfBag
How much is Temasek paying you to be SQs PR guy on a.net ?

RE: Ask Singapore_Air!

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2001 8:34 am
by 9V-SVA
1.What is your name?
2.Where are you from?
3.How old are you?
4. Do you sex with Singapore Girls?
5.Are you Vietnamese?


9V-SVA  Big thumbs up

RE: Ask Singapore_Air!

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2001 8:38 am
by Confuscius
Is Grasshopper, aka Gundu and/or 9V-somethin', really 5' 1" tall?


 Big thumbs up

RE: Ask Singapore_Air!

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2001 12:01 pm
by us330
Will you shut up before you sink down to Gundu's level?

RE: Ask Singapore_Air!

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2001 1:10 pm
by 9V-SVA
Shut up us330.


9V-SVA  Big thumbs up

RE: Ask Singapore_Air!

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2001 4:04 pm
by SInGAPORE_AIR
Bo__EING1: Pyongyang. I knew that anyway

Boeing2: Gilsrls? Need to have some beauty, reasonably smart and a good personality. Not a tarty ooooh hhehe kind of girl

Boeing3: I have no idea. I supposed I searched for Airlines at Yahoo or something

Boeing4: Abournd 2345 UK Time

Boeing5: Yes I do.

boeing6: dunno who that person is, but they probalby have blond hair judging by the name!

Boeing7: hahaha

Rodney_King: Hmmmm Interesting question. I don't think about it. I'll come back to you on that one when i find out

LAX1: Depends how much. Please state a figure

Lax2: Wyoming... Hmmmm. Have to consult the map! Sheridan?

LAX3: Window

LAX4: Dunno Air Force 1 was good. I don't watch many movies.

LAX5: No

LAX6: They can do their job but I would only use one for fun. Catholics do not believe in horoscopes and that as it means you're living to your own will and not God's.

LAX7 -9: Yes!

174thfwff: I like them in the way that I have relatively little interest in music.

That's it for now. School!

RE: Ask Singapore_Air!

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2001 4:12 pm
by SInGAPORE_AIR
BH436: No i don't know what a nickel is

BH436: Look above to find the answer

Barfbag: I do not work for Singapore Inc. / Temasek Holdings / Singapore Airlines Limited. So they pay me €0.00

9V-SVA1: Khoa Huynh

9V-SVA2: the United Kingdom

9V-SVA3: 15

9V-SVA4: No

Confuscius: I haven't met GUNDU / 9V-SVA.

Us330: .....

9V-SVA: .....

9V-SVA5: Yes

RE: Ask Singapore_Air!

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2001 10:49 pm
by Greg
You're gay, right? I'm mean you say "oh dear" all the time which is pretty effeminate.

Be honest, now.

I'll be in the UK next week, maybe we can date.

Ok, kidding.....(well...about the date part---you're too young.)

RE: Ask Singapore_Air!

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2001 12:04 am
by SInGAPORE_AIR
Greg: No, I am not gay.

RE: Ask Singapore_Air!

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2001 1:20 am
by Greg
Hey Singapore_Air..
I was just kidding...no harm done.

RE: Ask Singapore_Air!

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2001 1:51 am
by go canada!
1)whats your fav movie?
2)posh spice or geri?
3)Princess Di-saint or sinner?
4)ian duncan smith or ken clarke?
5)what football team do you support(soccer)?
6)cricket or rugby?
7)coldplay or travis?
8)garage or nu metal?
9)virgin atlantic or air new zealand as singapores bride?10)how many gcses are you taking?
11)A levels or going to work?
12)Stella or a Bud?


RE: Ask Singapore_Air!

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2001 1:52 am
by JetService
1) Why aren't there more female pilots (its not like planes have turn-signals)

2) Why do my kids fight over a toy that neither have played with for 2 years (and its broken!!!)

3) Why can't 4 year olds tie their shoes, but can build 6 foot high scaffolding out of kitchen chairs to get candy on the refrigerator?

4) Why do women insist they don't care what restaurant you pick, then they complain 'we never go where I want to go'?

5) Why is the last lug-nut or screw always a BITCH to get off?

6) How do kids know exactly how far to push you, yet they can't fathom why you have to go to work everyday?

Finally...

7) Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?


RE: Ask Singapore_Air!

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2001 2:20 am
by us330
Will you shut up before you sink down to Gundu's level?
(by the way, you are pretty damn close to it)

RE: Ask Singapore_Air!

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2001 2:41 am
by Sunair
1) Are you clever enough to fix my profile?

2) If not, how does one manage to get hold of Johan to help one fix ones profile?

RE: Ask Singapore_Air!

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2001 2:46 am
by SSTjumbo
1) Are you god?
2) Are you cool?
3) Do you like me?
4) Do you like beans?
5) If yes to 3 & 4, am I a bean?
6) If 5 is yes, do you want to die? Big grin Big grin Big grin
7) If 6 is yes, are you that lady in Seattle? LOL

RE: Ask Singapore_Air!

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2001 2:46 am
by SInGAPORE_AIR
Go Canada1) Umm. I think I said it above somewhere
Go Canada2) Posh
Go Canada3) Saint
Go Canada4) iain. He will make the conservatives unelectable and Labour will rule England! Hoorah!
Go Canada5)None, but I follow Man U news and all that. I'm not that keen
Go Canada6) Hmmm. Rugby
Go canada7) Ummm. Hmmmm. Travis.
Go Canada8) Garage but not that nice anyway
Go Canada9) It depends
Go Canada10) Maths, Science Double, Enlgish Lang / Lit, German, French, Geography, ICT, RE
Go Canada11) A Levels
Go Canada12) I don't drink. I hate alcohol. But Bud adverts are good

JetService1) Discrimination/ lack of interest in the female species
JetService2) It's human nature. You want to protect what is yours at all costs as someone is invading your "borders". Don't worry.
JetSercice3) When they want something, they will try and do anything to get it.
JetService4) Because they assume that you know. I like to get things in the open with my girlfriends.
JetService5) What?
Jetservice6) Because they are intelligent in their own way. They learn quicker if you know when to say no.
Jetservice7) Nope

US330: No. 9V-SVA's level is hire than a lot of people in this airliners.net forum. Oh and no, I won't shut up.

RE: Ask Singapore_Air!

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2001 2:50 am
by SInGAPORE_AIR
SunAir1) No. Johan's software is good and complex.
SunAir2) E-mail him, although good luck in getting a reply.

SSTJumbo1) No.
SSTJumbo2) i think so
SSTJubmo3) Well if you post in posts that interest me then I will have an opinion  Smile/happy/getting dizzy
SSTJumbo4) You mean Baked Beans? Yes
SSTJumbo5) No. You are a human being
SSTJumbo6) no
SSTJumbo7) What? No



RE: Ask Singapore_Air!

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2001 2:53 am
by Guest
pads or tampons?

RE: Ask Singapore_Air!

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2001 3:13 am
by 777kicksass
What would you do if Cathay bought out Singapore Air?!

RE: Ask Singapore_Air!

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2001 3:14 am
by airlinelover
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Have you ever called Ms Cleo?

Who was Hairyass??

Chris

RE: Ask Singapore_Air!

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2001 3:22 am
by GDB
Do you spend time hanging around hotels at LHR, to stalk Singapore Airlines girls?
(Taking photos of them with a long lens counts).

RE: Ask Singapore_Air!

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2001 5:29 am
by tupolev154b2
Heinz or Hunts?

Mac or PC?

Paper or Plastic?

RE: Ask Singapore_Air!

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2001 6:10 am
by SSTjumbo
You seem to be mentally stable Singapore_air. Congrats!!! Big grin

-DSL or Cable Modem?
-Ford or GM?
-Is Singapore air clean or polluted in your opinion?  Big grin

That's all I can think of for now.

RE: Ask Singapore_Air!

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2001 8:34 am
by SQA340
LHR1, 2, 3 or 4?

Raffles class or BA business?

RE: Ask Singapore_Air!

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2001 9:34 am
by Guest
1)Do you mind if Greg dates me?
2)Will we see A390?
3)How tall will you be when you are 18?
4)Is posh hot or Posh's husband (Beckham) is hotter?
5)Where is Kangerlussuaq?
6)How big is my hometown (KAOHSIUNG, TAIWAN)population? and what about Vancouver, Canada?
7)Are you sure you only like girls? May be You're Bi.

RE: Ask Singapore_Air!

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2001 8:45 pm
by go canada!
he could be bi couldnt you singapore air, after all he does say my dear a lot.

id ask him a question though, why isnt he posting on the lastest air new zeland post, the one that shows singapore airlines plans have been shot to pieces by richard branson.

RE: Ask Singapore_Air!

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2001 8:47 pm
by Lindy
Actually who are you?? I havent seen you here before.

RE: Ask Singapore_Air!

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2001 9:23 pm
by SInGAPORE_AIR
Sorry, my modem is broken. I am not impressed. I hope to restore normal airliners.net activity by Friday night / Saturday afternoon UK Time.

We apologise for the inconvenience caused. We appreciate your questions. Please hold the line. Goodbye

RE: Ask Singapore_Air!

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2001 9:33 pm
by Guest
1. Why are you crazy about SIA?
2. Why do you always start topics about SIA?
BYE THE BYE, IS YOUR MODEM FIXED?
B777-200ER  Big thumbs up

RE: Ask Singapore_Air!

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2001 10:01 pm
by Lindy
What kind of GEEK would start topic like this? hehehe

RE: Ask Singapore_Air!

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2001 10:54 pm
by JetService
How did you post that with a broken modem?????

RE: Ask Singapore_Air!

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2001 11:16 pm
by go canada!
thats what i wondered-could it be because he doesnt liek the questions possed and because of the bad news that richard branson has double crossed his beloved singapore?

RE: Ask Singapore_Air!

Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2001 2:04 am
by EGGD
Why is Gundu taking the piss out of himself under the name Confuscius?

What happened to TWA800?

What did i have for dinner?

What school do i attend?

How many photo's are there on A.net taken at BRS?

Do you drink beer?

Do you smoke pot?

Do you do it?

Have you found an SIA message board to post on?

Does any of your "Breaking news" not involve SIA?

Who won the Milk Cup in 1985?

what date is my birthday, and how old will i be?

What camera do i own, and what scanner have i ordered?

Do you hate americans?

Are you liberal, or conservative?

What aircraft type crashed into Stockport in 1958?

How many fatalities were there?

How many bands on your average Resistor?

What is the largest aircraft type ever to fly into BRS?

Thats it!

Regards

Dan