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Weird/Fun Jobs

Tue Nov 06, 2001 12:26 pm

What do you think are some unusual jobs?

How about:

Movie/TV rater. I mean the people who decide if a movie should be PG/PG-13/R.

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RE: Weird/Fun Jobs

Tue Nov 06, 2001 12:28 pm

Condom tensile strenght tester
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RE: Weird/Fun Jobs

Tue Nov 06, 2001 12:29 pm

Bungee cord tester. PERIOD!

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RE: Weird/Fun Jobs

Tue Nov 06, 2001 12:30 pm

the guy who names the stupid products (swiffer. what the heck is a swiffer?) and cars (someone explain what a tiburon or an altima is!)
 
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RE: Weird/Fun Jobs

Tue Nov 06, 2001 12:31 pm

Beer taste tester.
 
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RE: Weird/Fun Jobs

Tue Nov 06, 2001 12:32 pm

tiburon is Spanish for shark if I am not mistaken
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RE: Weird/Fun Jobs

Tue Nov 06, 2001 12:32 pm

if I remember correctly, tiburon means shark in some language.Don't know what the hell an Altima is or an Elantra or a Corolla for that matter...
 
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RE: Weird/Fun Jobs

Tue Nov 06, 2001 12:33 pm

I have one question I hope someone can answer.

Thanks!!

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RE: Weird/Fun Jobs

Tue Nov 06, 2001 12:34 pm

Emergency Room Tech ......... Ya gotta trust me on this one
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RE: Weird/Fun Jobs

Tue Nov 06, 2001 12:35 pm

I need someone to answer my question please!
 
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RE: Weird/Fun Jobs

Tue Nov 06, 2001 1:10 pm

Shark Bite Suit Tester

Does anybody know where I got that from?  Laugh out loud
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RE: Weird/Fun Jobs

Tue Nov 06, 2001 1:40 pm

Cutting the cheese was my first job at Taco Bell. (age 15)
Yes indeed that was my job. That's all they expected of me. It wasn't easy either. Those blocks of cheese were huge and that large blade was dangerous. It came too close to Mr. Happy!
Once they were cut into small enough blocks, I would stuff it into the grinder to be shredded down to little strands for you and the whole family to enjoy in your taco.  Smile
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RE: Weird/Fun Jobs

Tue Nov 06, 2001 1:43 pm

Squid breeders

Alligator milkers

Lung-pus testors

The underwear-guy at the Salvation Army

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RE: Weird/Fun Jobs

Tue Nov 06, 2001 1:48 pm

JetService:
I knew a girl who works at a Salvation Army here in San Francisco. She told me about all kinds of crazy stuff they would get in. She saw dick-weights, scalpels(sp), bedpans, chasity belts and shorted out electric vibrators.
I did score a row of United Airline seats!  Smokin cool
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RE: Weird/Fun Jobs

Tue Nov 06, 2001 1:52 pm

Well, if this whole corporate jet flying thing doesn't work out, then I think I'm going to become liftie... You know, the guy who runs the ski lift.... It's be great... I'd get a free season pass!!

....That or a bush pilot.
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RE: Weird/Fun Jobs

Tue Nov 06, 2001 9:04 pm

Well I am a Belly Dancer part-time.
Full-time student.

I have a friend who is a 'safe sex enforcer' at the Powerexchange. It's a sex club here in San Francisco for swingers. Condoms are required and he has to randomly check couples while in the act and reach down and make sure the rubber in still on the man's penis.

YUCK!
 
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RealHigh

Tue Nov 06, 2001 9:59 pm

he should make them zip tie the doms on first, less touching of other mens penis the better i say
 
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RE: Weird/Fun Jobs

Tue Nov 06, 2001 10:13 pm

In response to RealHigh's friends 'position' (sorry, pun intended), that begs the question of what the condom police would do if a bare pecker was indeed found.

I would love to be a spider on the wall to see THAT happen.
 
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RE: Weird/Fun Jobs

Tue Nov 06, 2001 10:18 pm

The guy who has to get a bull or zoo animal to ejaculate into a jar by rubbing at the animal's best part, so that they can collect the sperm and freeze them and breed more animals with it....

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Ikarus
 
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RE: Weird/Fun Jobs

Tue Nov 06, 2001 11:27 pm

Ikarus, I bet the rookies got stuck with the ostriches, eh?
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RE: Weird/Fun Jobs

Wed Nov 07, 2001 2:42 am

Porn star smegma remover
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RE: Weird/Fun Jobs

Wed Nov 07, 2001 5:27 am

JetService:
Actually, they start with the elephants. To get an elephant bull to ejaculate, they need to shove their entire arms up his anus and rub his balls from the inside (in case you've seen "Road Trip" - just like that, except the entire arm goes in, and not merely 3 fingers). Also, the danger of the elephant sitting down on them is significant. On at least one occassion, an elephant has been filmed while sitting down on a person, so that the head of the person got stuck in his a**se. That case was entirely unprovoked, as the person in question was a cleaner with no intention of any sexual stimulus whatsoever....

So, once they have accumulated experience and learned the ropes, they get promoted towards easier jobs the older they get.....

In case you're wondering: No, I never worked in any zoos. But it is incredible what daytime TV in Germany will teach you....  Big grin

Regards

Ikarus

PS: The only true bit about this post is the description of elephant ejaculate milking, and the elephant sitting on a guy's head. I have no idea what the pecking order is among zoo workers, so I have no idea whether you get promoted from elephant-anus-digger to ostrich-weeny-stroker or the other way round...
 
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RE: Weird/Fun Jobs

Wed Nov 07, 2001 5:39 am

Howard Sturns job. People dance nude infront of him and he rates them....

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