Ok, Ok. My first post with my new username will be interesting...
Let me say first that I am now happily married and that none of these events occurred with my wife, who for good or bad is way too ladylike to partake in this kind of shenanigans. But I have had some adventurous girlfriends (literally) in the past. Particularly, the notorious Holly. Here's what I remember:
*On a sofa 4 feet from her almost deaf grandmother while she was watching TV. Dark room, high volume.
*Dorm bunk across from her roommate (many times). (her roommate gets special points for indulging in some solo work a few times while we were in the room)
*Same story, different roommate. Several instances of simultaneous stuff, but all in the dark (no visuals)
*In a by-the-hour motel, just for the hell of it.
*While she was having a discussion with her young niece.
*In the woods in the middle of the winter. I'd told my friends we were going out to collect wood for the fire. She found some wood out there!
The notorious Holly
*On the porch of her husband's (yep) fraternity house while his fraternity brothers slept right thru the window on a couch. (our first time! also notable since she was not only cheating on her husband, she was cheating also on my roommate, who she was doing at the time)
*Not an unusual place, but a good story while we were cheating on my roommate and he was at class, we were at it on the couch when I noticed that the house cocker spaniel was doing to my leg what I was doing to Holly. It had also eaten both of our cheeseburgers that were on the coffee table. Not sure if the 2 events were related.
*During fraternity parties at my fraternity house so many times. Locations included: Behind the bar (busiest location in any such party, the roof, the weight room, closet, bathroom while chix with full bladders pounded on the door, dark corner of basement (where the party was), fire escape with drunk guys obliviously peeing below.
*Arboredum against a tree next to a busy trail.
*In one of those park gazebos while cars and people went past. (At night)
*While her husband pounded on the door of her apartment (Actually, that quickly ended the encounter. BTW, they had split and the divorce was pending).
*Porch next to busy parking lot.
*(My personal favorite) On a chair on the edge of the dance floor at her sorority formal. VERY public, hard to act casual as if she's just sitting on my lap and talking. Wow.
*(1st runner up) Harrisburg, PA during rush hour with shoreline traffic at a standstill, on the shore of City Island(?), facing the city and the traffic jam.(standing)
Made a quick escape! Someone surely noticed us with that one!
*After we had split up and cancelled our engagement because she (predictably) had done to me what she had done to her husband years earlier (screwed everyone and finally hooked up with some sucker who thought he could reform her slutty ways), she invited me over to their place for, as she put it, a "hate f**k". I took her up on it. Then set her down on it.
I'm sure there are other Holly events, but now it was over 10 years ago and memories have faded.
Now that I think about it, there is one that involves my wife, but I'm not gonna go there...
Ghosts appear and fade away.....................