Beefmoney
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Funniest Thing Ever! LOL

Sun Feb 03, 2002 2:03 pm

This is quite possibly, IMHO, the funniest thing i have ever seen in my life. It has been a day since a first looked and read this, and I actually sprained my stomach muscles yesterday, seriously, I dont know how but this is soooooooo funny. And its funny because it true. http://www.satirewire.com/features/satire-jeevesinterview.shtml
GO SATIRE WIRE!! LOL
 
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RE: Funniest Thing Ever! LOL

Sun Feb 03, 2002 2:12 pm

ROFLOL!
 
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RE: Funniest Thing Ever! LOL

Sun Feb 03, 2002 2:13 pm

That's great !!!, there are others... if you ask something like... What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow it will reply what do you mean an african or european swallow? There are more here is a link

http://www.eeggs.com/tree/1245.html
Pray hard but pray with care For the tears that you are crying now Are just your answered prayers
 
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RE: Funniest Thing Ever! LOL

Sun Feb 03, 2002 2:43 pm

Well, I have been having my own conversation with Jeeves, and at one point Jeeves said that he was a homosexual! Well, obviously, I was surprised by that. So I asked when he become gay, and he said that he was sexually abused as a child. Another shocker, so I expressed sympathy and asked what he wanted to do. He than answered that he liked X-Box. I said I didnt have an X-Box. He than said that "Hell is where you go when you die." I took that as a threat, and said I would call the cops if he didnt calm down. He then asked if I liked it rough. I then decided at that point to leave.

THIS IS ALL TRUE!!!!
lol, soooo funny
 
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RE: Funniest Thing Ever! LOL

Mon Feb 04, 2002 1:35 am

How about this?

me: are you gay?

Jeeves: Is Jeeves Gay? Ask!

Jeeves:8 matches by Sprinks by About.com: TooTimid.com - Adult Erotic Shopping.

Then it comes up with this (for some unknown reason) after I asked if Jeeves was gay:

You asked:
Is Jeeves gay

The Mystic 8 Ball says:
Sometimes silence is the best answer

LOL

Dan
 
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RE: Funniest Thing Ever! LOL

Mon Feb 04, 2002 1:40 am

OMG this 8 ball is so random!!

You asked:
Does it really cost 2c?

The Mystic 8 Ball says:
When it is dark enough, you can see the stars

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