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c72
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Crabs

Tue Apr 02, 2002 12:01 pm

How does one get rid of crabs without going to a doctor? Over the counter medication, some old home remedy?
 
JonnyGT
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RE: Crabs

Tue Apr 02, 2002 12:16 pm

Put yer cock in a jar of peanut butter. Oh and since the first sentence has been classified as a "Me Too!" message, I shall continue with a classic poem:

Green Acres, is the place to be!
Farm living is the life for me!
Land spreadin' out so far and wide.
Keep Manhattan just give me that countryside.
 
ren41
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RE: Crabs

Tue Apr 02, 2002 12:36 pm

Hehe
This is just as good as the "I Have a Boil On My Ass" post from a while ago. Smile/happy/getting dizzy

As for the crabs I have no idea what to do, but I think you should try what Jonny said!

**Ren41**
 
mls515
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RE: Crabs

Tue Apr 02, 2002 12:40 pm

Time to shave.


Time to shave...stupid too short rule.
 
Metwrench
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RE: Crabs

Tue Apr 02, 2002 1:07 pm

Dipped your wick in a dirty oil can did you?

Surely your town has a "free clinic". Take advantage of it. Who knows, maybe you can pick up someone new.
 
coboeing777
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RE: Crabs

Tue Apr 02, 2002 1:13 pm

metwrench.........or pick up someTHING new...


ok, and this too short message nonsense is starting to annoy me...





 
Metwrench
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RE: Crabs

Tue Apr 02, 2002 1:21 pm

Hey, I gave up that dating scheme in my early 20's. Now I go after married women.

P.S. this short message nonsense is bugging me too! From now on I think I'll just type Blah, Blah, Blah as long as it takes!
 
jessman
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RE: Crabs

Tue Apr 02, 2002 1:26 pm

A riddle:
Q.How did the crabs leave the hospital?
A.They left on crotches *ahem* I mean on crutches
 Smile
 
coboeing777
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RE:Jessman

Tue Apr 02, 2002 1:55 pm

ba da ..dum......*rimshot*


now, time to fill this post with nonsense just so I can post. gee, this really solves the problem of short nonsensical posts, eh?
 
N400QX
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RE: Crabs

Tue Apr 02, 2002 4:27 pm

I don't think I'll have that problem....  Big thumbs up
 
NZ767
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RE: Crabs

Tue Apr 02, 2002 6:23 pm

What stupid too short rule? Big grin
 
saintsman
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RE: Crabs

Tue Apr 02, 2002 7:58 pm

Q. What's the difference between crabs and lobsters?

A. Crabs walk sideways.


F*** me, I've got lobsters!
 
Ilyushin96M
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RE: Crabs

Wed Apr 03, 2002 7:55 am

It's called close-cropping and a readily-available treatment called RID, available at pharmacies.  Big grin Good luck!
 
VirginLover
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RE: Crabs

Wed Apr 03, 2002 9:02 am

What's worse than a lobster on your piano? A crab on your organ!  Laugh out loud
 
4holer
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RE: Crabs

Wed Apr 03, 2002 9:21 am

Not that I'd know, but...
A friend of mine thus afflicted/infested in college found the shampoo quite effective as Ilyushin96M said, but a second application is usuually required, as is a good bleaching or 2 of bedsheets. Also, he had to let his whore girlfriend know that she needed to do the same since she gave them to me, I mean 'him'.
Some chick I knew in college was infested with such a shampoo resistant strain that she shaved it bald and still struggled to rid herself of the things.
Creepy little bastards.
 
UAL747
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RE: Crabs

Wed Apr 03, 2002 10:58 am

Get some lice shampoo and give yourself a real good washin'

UAL747
 
TurbineBeaver
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RE: Crabs

Wed Apr 03, 2002 11:41 am

So are some of you kids saying that you have FIRST HAND experience with crabs???

TB
 
Ilyushin96M
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RE: Crabs

Wed Apr 03, 2002 12:26 pm

TurbineBeaver, crabs are the most common "infestation" there is. They can be gotten from a toilet seat, an infected towel...not always through sexual contact. And they are not as hard to get rid of as some people have said - they require thorough disinfection of affected areas, along with washing of every article of clothing the infected person has worn, as well as bedsheets, towels, etc. If one egg is missed in the process, the little f***ers will be back in about two weeks.
 
NZ767
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RE: Crabs

Wed Apr 03, 2002 9:20 pm

I dunno about crabs, but I can tell you how to get rid of headlice (nits).
Pour some whiskey into your hair and then rub dirt into it.............after a while, the nits all get drunk and start throwing rocks at each other. Big grin
 
L-188
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RE: Crabs

Wed Apr 03, 2002 9:43 pm

Anybody remember the Crabs scene from the movie...Das Boot? Laugh out loud
 
airfun
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RE: Crabs

Thu Apr 04, 2002 10:14 am

Shave the infected area and place all the bed clothes in plastic bags....good luck it took two times shaving and shampooing for me ....

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