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Your Favourite Stand-Up Comics

Thu Jun 20, 2002 10:58 am

Who are your favourite stand-up comedians?

Here are mine:

Stephen Wright

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?

So what is the speed of dark?

If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

How come you don't ever hear about gruntled employees? And who has been dis-ing them anyhow?

Others include Don Rickles, Robin Williams, and David Letterman

What's another word for thesaurus?
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RE: Your Favourite Stand-Up Comics

Thu Jun 20, 2002 12:27 pm

Jim Breur (the guy from Saturday Night Live / Half Baked..) and Robin Williams
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Archie Bunker
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RE: Your Favourite Stand-Up Comics

Thu Jun 20, 2002 12:32 pm

Lenny Bruce

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RE: Your Favourite Stand-Up Comics

Thu Jun 20, 2002 7:32 pm

Chad Thomas. Dude is hillarious. His bit on 22oz. beers is classic!!!
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RE: Your Favourite Stand-Up Comics

Thu Jun 20, 2002 8:57 pm

The late, great, Bill Hicks....no one today comes close.
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RE: Your Favourite Stand-Up Comics

Fri Jun 21, 2002 5:11 am

Brian Regan!! I could really go for a Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich right now, but I dont want to have to open 2 jars! And clean who knows how many knives!
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RE: Your Favourite Stand-Up Comics

Fri Jun 21, 2002 5:16 am

New Yorks own: Chris Rock...
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RE: Your Favourite Stand-Up Comics

Fri Jun 21, 2002 5:22 am

Dave Coulier, all the way!
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RE: Your Favourite Stand-Up Comics

Sat Jun 22, 2002 5:26 am

Denis Leary. His album "No Cure for Cancer" is an all-time great. His show "The Job" is good too, but if it were one cable instead of ABC, he could be himself. Some of my favorite bits:

I love the way NyQuil is spelled. Big "n", little "y", Big F***in' "Q"! I love that f***in' "Q". People get high and stare at it, 'The "Q" is talking to me man!"

And it's the key for all you A.A. people. NyQuil is the key, it's the thirteenth f***in' step! You can drink it, it's over the counter! Drink as much as you want! "Are you drunk?" "No Officer, I have a cold; same cold I've had for two years now, I just can't seem to shake it. I'm high as a kite and my teeth are green, Merry F***in' Christmas!"
This for all you people that can't drink anymore! (He then takes a slug of his beer)

The Jacksons are disfunctional? No not the Jacksons. We're talking about the family that gives each other new heads for Christmas.

Marijuana does not lead to other drugs, it leads to f***in' carpentry!

Parents are suing heavy metal bands for their kids listening to the records and then committing suicide. What's the problem with that? It's called population control!

RE: Your Favourite Stand-Up Comics

Sat Jun 22, 2002 12:35 pm

Gallagher is always a winner. I mean, come on, how can you beat smashing stuff with a sledge-hammer?
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RE: Your Favourite Stand-Up Comics

Sat Jun 22, 2002 1:09 pm

Since I am Hispanic I like Gabriel Iglesias, Ernie G and George Lopez.

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