Ihadapheo And As Much Innuendo As You Want

KROC · Sat Aug 24, 2002 9:23 am

The request is in. Seems Infomercial Nuts can't stop bitching like a 5 year old little girl about needing a new thread, so here it is. In honor of Ihadapheo. Everyone's favorite Emergency Room ... Guy. In Mcringring's absence, he emerged as a suitable replacement amoung the elite of this thread. No Arsenal, you are not in the elite. Unfortunately I have no parody song to include, but I had to get this thread out to stop the little girls (We're Nuts) from crying. 56K blah. Fork up the doe and join the rest of us surfing in style.

OUT

We're Nuts · Sat Aug 24, 2002 9:32 am

Ihadapheo? There are better choices. Pfff....

IHadAPheo · Sat Aug 24, 2002 9:33 am

I'm honored, but I have to admit that I really am the same user as Arsenal, there I admit it, I feel so much better (If anyone thinks this is the truth I still have ILS's BMW in the driveway with a for sale sign on it).

KROC uh just what's up with the "Monday through Friday I'm an Engineering Technician for Harris RF Communications here in Rochester "Thank God it's not Buffalo or Syracuse" New York ", I bet your posting this from an easychair at the Tally HO

Signed
Arsenal@KBUF

KROC · Sat Aug 24, 2002 9:42 am

You know Ihadapheo. I mentioned we were down, and they said since you were a frequent customer there, that I would get the hook up as well since I knew you.

As for Buffalo and Syracuse. They're nice to drive through (and not have to stop), but thats about it.

AC320 · Sat Aug 24, 2002 9:55 am

*Regrets adding the "Go Gators!" music to his profile

McRingRing · Sat Aug 24, 2002 9:59 am

Maybe you should add the ex-pos song. that is unless they sold out and gave the rights to it to bud selig.

KROC · Sat Aug 24, 2002 10:06 am

Yeah, Ac320, did you see the last ever Expo home game the other night? The strike will kill their reamining home dates, and the cumalative crowd of 13 people.

dripstick · Sat Aug 24, 2002 10:09 am

Here is Selma, Ihadapheo's new ER nurse that he's training, hands-on.

You've got yer hands full.

McRingRing · Sat Aug 24, 2002 10:12 am

ooohhh... that's big people.

KROC · Sat Aug 24, 2002 10:13 am

Ihadapheo! Hook me up. I can still get some from her, despite looking like this ...

BH346 · Sat Aug 24, 2002 10:14 am

Nutso still has 56k? LMAO. Even Wichita Bill has cable. Isn't Seattle supposed to be a city of technology? Microsoft is based there and probably a few more tech companies.

KROC · Sat Aug 24, 2002 10:16 am

Seattle-ssippi is a joke. Look no further than Nutsy's 56K connection. At least they have the mildly entertaining Rob, Arnie and Dawn show.

IHadAPheo · Sat Aug 24, 2002 10:16 am

No not one of the Nurses, but if she was a patient in our ER I know I would be the one to get changed in to the hospital gown, I just hope that she won't punch/bite etc.. I've lost a couple of teeth and have had a couple of South Buffalo's finest take a bite out of me.

Yours
Ihadapheo

KROC · Sat Aug 24, 2002 10:21 am

I'm moving to South Buffalo.

Signed, Matt D, 777236ER, and Arsenal@BUF

dripstick · Sat Aug 24, 2002 10:32 am

If I recall correctly, Ihadapheo tried to explain who he looks like. It went something like this...

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IHadAPheo · Sat Aug 24, 2002 10:32 am

Arsenal is moving to South KBUF yippie skippy, I'll try to get him some fake ID so he can go to The Tally HO, or I could send him over the bridge and have the little fella' go and see the Canadian "ballet"

Signed
KROC@LHR

AC320 · Sat Aug 24, 2002 10:42 am

I'm not going to get into the Expos argument with you guys again. Just wait and see guys, the team and fans (2002 avg: 10,000/game) may yet surprise you (in a good way).

McRingRing · Sat Aug 24, 2002 10:44 am

That's the opening day + 5 games with cliff floyd average.

KROC · Sat Aug 24, 2002 10:49 am

Wait until its the Northern Virgina Expos, then come talk to me.

IHadAPheo · Sat Aug 24, 2002 10:49 am

Expo's = surprise ??? How about if they moved back to .........

Jarry Park

Dripstick has done the impossible, he has found my missing Hospital ID badge

Yours
Ihadapheo

AC320 · Sat Aug 24, 2002 11:23 am

Impressive knowledge of Expos history, Ihadapheo. Most people forget the club's been around since '69

Emergency room tech, eh? That has to be interesting. I spent a week rotation in the ER, and walked away with some interesting stories.

flight152 · Sat Aug 24, 2002 11:29 am

I thought Arsenal already worked at Tally Ho as a cross dresser? Confused

IHadAPheo · Sat Aug 24, 2002 11:47 am

Expos baseball.. such a deal, strange that the only major league game I have ever seen was at the "Big O" (no KROC not that "Big O')

Section 116 box seats $26.00/each Canadian, such a bargain
Left Field 325 feet/99.0 meters
Left-Center 375 feet/114.3 meters
Center Field 404 feet/123.1 meters
Right-Center 375 feet/114.3 meters
Right Field 325 feet/99.0 meters
Height of Fence 12 feet/3.65 meters

but... how about those Alouettes and their ticket prices

$50 CAD for the best seats and $16 CAD for the el cheapos, there's nothing quite like those First quarter CFL game scores of 5 to 2

Signed
Ihadapheo@YMX ..well I was there once

KROC · Sat Aug 24, 2002 11:50 am

Expos tickets .... $2.50 Canadian Pesos.

McRingRing · Sat Aug 24, 2002 11:53 am

Expos tickets .... $2.50 Canadian Pesos

Well at least the beers are worth it.

IHadAPheo · Sat Aug 24, 2002 11:55 am

uh oh, Flight 152 is a Tally Ho bouncer!!, Now I now how KROC and Arsenal get in for free and get to make dressing room visits to have private time with the horses.... dancers

Signed
Flight Level's daddy

KROC · Sat Aug 24, 2002 11:56 am

At least I get the hos for free. They charge Arsenal an arm and a leg!

flyboy36y · Sat Aug 24, 2002 12:16 pm

OK, I'm going to start my posts to this thread in the best tradition of Desmond Yip. I present to you:

flight152 · Sat Aug 24, 2002 12:21 pm

Arsenals mom also works at Tally Ho. She started employment a few months ago when she was orginally fired becasue of her..looks. See for yourself.

IHadAPheo · Sat Aug 24, 2002 12:25 pm

Ok I admit it I'm the leaf on the far right... In the picture above that is not politically. BTW Arsenal is sitting here next to me at the Tally HO and he wants to know if those guys could be sent up to his room. Boy those guys are as stiff as "Bob" in my "Tale of Bob" thread in civil av

Signed
Ihadapheo

We're Nuts · Sat Aug 24, 2002 1:50 pm

Now do you understand why I don't have DSL?

IHadAPheo · Sat Aug 24, 2002 1:58 pm

How about satellite "DSL", oh well I heard that ILS was going to way you a visit way up there in the fine state of Washington but got stuck at the traffic light below and is now on an Alaskan cruise with the "cough cough" chick in Flight152's post above

Yours
Ihadapheo

flyboy36y · Sat Aug 24, 2002 2:46 pm

Damn!

They spelled my name wrong! I'm going to call the skycap union!

-Hepkat

IHadAPheo · Sat Aug 24, 2002 4:48 pm

uh oh, nobody expects the Skycap union... oh $h1t that should have been..

Nobody expects The Spanish Inquisition.

Signed
Arsenal@thedungeon

BNE · Sat Aug 24, 2002 9:37 pm

Ihadapheo, congratulations for getting a post named after you, bad luck to ArsenalLHR, maybe next time. The other post just got locked so we can move on.

flyboy36y · Sat Aug 24, 2002 11:21 pm

Don't wory about Arsenal, he's busy wirh his crackpot sleuth work:

https://www.airliners.net/discussions/general_aviation/read.main/908859/

Arsenal... all respect lost.

KROC · Sat Aug 24, 2002 11:35 pm

Arsenal...Ass Clown. Helen Keller could have told you the plane was talking off. This cements the fact that the next Innuendo thread won't be your's either.

AC320 · Sat Aug 24, 2002 11:46 pm

In a shocking announcement today, Airliners.net Commissioner Johan announced plans to contract Arsenal@LHR by the end of the season. "Arsenal has been consistanly un-funny for a long time now, I simply don't see any way to revive his viability as a funny, viable poster" explained Johan, citing sagging attendence in threads where Arsenal posts. The contraction of Arsenal@LHR is expected to benefit franchises such as KROC, who's humour won't be dulled by the black hole that is Arsenal.

KROC · Sun Aug 25, 2002 12:05 am

LMAO@AC320

Arsenal@LHR while fighting to at least be relocated ran into a problem. Nobody else was willing to bring the Arsenal franchise in. Seems that Arsenal gets less laughs than Montreal gets fans at Expo games, therefore contraction is the only option.

IHadAPheo · Sun Aug 25, 2002 3:10 am

In an equally shocking announcement BoxCar Willlie has stepped down as the commissioner of Choo-ChooTrains.net and has appointed Arsenal as the new commissioner, unfortunately on the ChooChootrains.net forums arsenal is still unable to have a "winkwink-nod-nod" thread since all the talk is about this kid named DMC (dead-man-control) who is telling everyone about the GE locomotive he has and the interior is by KIA. Poor Arsenal is sitting in the caboose typing away on a laptop trying all his best football jokes and still no thread for him

Yours
Ihadathreado

TurbineBeaver · Sun Aug 25, 2002 5:45 am

I get back from the hospital, only to find:

-Arsenal is STILL not funny.
-We're Nuts should put in his "location" in his profile "Bainbridge, WA" not "Seattle, WA" if he's not from there.
-Arsenal's father shouldn't be working in a profession designed for WOMEN...if his father wants to work at Tally Ho, then have him check out Desmond Yip's favorite video.
-Arsenal is STILL not funny.

Even with the after effects of anesthesia, and some percoset, he still makes Singapore_Air look like a comedian.

TB

We're Nuts · Sun Aug 25, 2002 8:18 am

You know my island?

And it is a suburb of Seattle. Close enough.

TurbineBeaver · Sun Aug 25, 2002 9:57 am

*insert deep Dr. Evil voice* 'Nutsy, I am your father...

It IS a suburb of seattle....but how many suburbs require you to ride on a ferry for 30 minutes across the sound? Yeah, so some people commute but I wouldn't say you're in Seattle.

Now, should I take another percoset to see if it gives Arsenal's posts the SLIGHTEST hint of humor? Nah...

TB

We're Nuts · Sun Aug 25, 2002 10:17 am

Did you live here? You seem to know an awful lot.

TurbineBeaver · Sun Aug 25, 2002 10:20 am

Nope. Most of my relatives do.

But next time your comin' over on the ferry, I'll meet you dowtown. I like to eat at the Ivar's on the pier...right next to the fireboats!

Alright...no more internet. Too much pain. Back to bed and percoset.

TB

IHadAPheo · Sun Aug 25, 2002 11:04 am

did someone say

IVAR'S, I thought my daddy bought that place and turned it into a BMW dealership right on the pier

Signed
ILS

airlinelover · Sun Aug 25, 2002 12:49 pm

ILS?? You're back?? Cool!! Tell your mom I miss her..

Signed
Arsenal@ILS'mommasdreams

flyboy36y · Sun Aug 25, 2002 12:57 pm

BREAKING NEWS:

My daddy did an emergency landing with his Boeing 777 at Lufker Airport in Long Island, NY.

Flyingbronco05

IHadAPheo · Sun Aug 25, 2002 1:14 pm

Now which one of these roads is the one on which I wrecked my new Volvo (with Ontario plates.

Signed
Flight Level

KROC · Sun Aug 25, 2002 3:05 pm

It was I-75, because I was in Montana at the time.

Signed, ILS errrrrr Flight Level

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