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Mr Spaceman
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A Funny Joke!

Tue Aug 19, 2003 2:52 am

It's joke time! Big grin


Married People Must Make Deals Carefully.

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no heaven.

After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word, he made contact. As Mary lay asleep, she heard, "Mary.... Mary...."

"Is that you, Fred?"

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast, I have sex again, I bathe in the sun, then I have sex twice. I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, I have sex untill late at night. The next day it starts again."

"Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven!"

"Not exactly, I'm a jackrabbit in Wyoming."


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RE: A Funny Joke!

Tue Aug 19, 2003 9:24 am

Mr Spaceman.......thanks for the laugh!

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