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Joke Of The DAY!

Wed Sep 17, 2003 7:05 am

A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cut a photo in half but accidentally sends the bottom half of the photo.

He's really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong half, but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice.

A few weeks later he receives a letter from his grandmother....it says, "Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style...it makes your nose look too short.

Love Grandma

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RE: Joke Of The DAY!

Wed Sep 17, 2003 7:07 am

Its a good idea, but the whole 'it makes your nose look too short' is a bit overkill, I mean I doubt anyone is really THAT small...

right?
 
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RE: Joke Of The DAY!

Wed Sep 17, 2003 7:12 am

I really couldn't answer that one......and I know what they say....size does matter!!

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RE: Joke Of The DAY!

Wed Sep 17, 2003 7:21 am

Hey

That's a great joke Vaporlock! Very very funny...thanks for it

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RE: Joke Of The DAY!

Wed Sep 17, 2003 7:34 am

A330Fan1....glad I could put a smile on your face! Laughter is a great for getting rid of stress...........

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RE: Joke Of The DAY!

Wed Sep 17, 2003 8:02 am

A blonde buys two dogs and she names them "Timex" and "Rolex". One day she is walking them when someone asks what their names are. The blonde tells the person, and they reply: "Timex and Rolex are stupid names for dogs, why'd you name them that?" To this the blonde remarks, "Well duh, they're watchdogs!"

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