Moderators: richierich, ua900, PanAm_DC10, hOMSaR

 
Boeing4ever
Topic Author
Posts: 4479
Joined: Thu Apr 26, 2001 12:06 pm

Santa Clause Is A Communist!

Wed Dec 17, 2003 1:46 pm

Yup, Santa is nothing but a raging Pinko.

Think about it...

Red Suit, Red-Nosed Reindeer, Elves working on a frozen and isolated commune, gifts given out for free (so long as they're 'nice').

It's a massive Communist Conspiracy!  Pissed

That, and Papa Smurf is a Communist! Here's the proof!

http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Lobby/1709/

Happy Holidays folks!  Big grin Just having a little fun!

B4e-Forever New Frontiers
A Festivus for the Rest of Us!
 
aa61hvy
Posts: 13021
Joined: Fri Nov 05, 1999 9:21 am

RE: Santa Clause Is A Communist!

Wed Dec 17, 2003 2:16 pm

Christmas is just a way for him to display propaganda.

I had a feeling it was too good to be true, now its just a matter of time before Xmas collapses.
Go big or go home
 
CanadianNorth
Posts: 3270
Joined: Sat Aug 24, 2002 11:41 am

RE: Santa Clause Is A Communist!

Wed Dec 17, 2003 2:40 pm

oh please. We all know that there isnt really a santa clause. The whole idea of Santa is for the kids.

As the story goes, the elves make toys at the north pole so the big guy in the red suit can fly down in his sleigh towed by the magic reindeer on christmas eve, climb down the chimny and deliver more presents to the wee ones to help celebrate the holidays. The idea of Santa giving all these presents basicly promotes the idea that christmas is the season to give.



CanadianNorth
HS-748, like a 747 but better!
 
UAL747
Posts: 6725
Joined: Mon Dec 13, 1999 5:42 am

RE: Santa Clause Is A Communist!

Wed Dec 17, 2003 2:59 pm

LOL. I'm watching Miracle on 34th Street right now! I miss the days of dreaming about Santa coming down the chimney. Aha, the age of innocence.

UAL747
"Bangkok Tower, United 890 Heavy. Bangkok Tower, United 890 Heavy.....Okay, fine, we'll just turn 190 and Visual Our Way
 
vafi88
Posts: 2981
Joined: Sun Apr 08, 2001 10:32 am

RE: Santa Clause Is A Communist!

Wed Dec 17, 2003 3:04 pm

you've just taken 10 IQ points away from everybody who read this post....
I'd like to elect a president that has a Higher IQ than a retarted ant.
 
Superfly
Posts: 37705
Joined: Thu May 11, 2000 8:01 am

RE: Santa Clause Is A Communist!

Wed Dec 17, 2003 4:54 pm

Boeing4ever is on to something. Santa Clause is also a secular humanist.  Acting devilish
Bring back the Concorde
 
aa61hvy
Posts: 13021
Joined: Fri Nov 05, 1999 9:21 am

RE: Santa Clause Is A Communist!

Thu Dec 18, 2003 1:04 am

Canadian north needs to step back for a second and re-read this thread.
Go big or go home
 
Alpha 1
Posts: 12343
Joined: Sat Feb 03, 2001 12:12 am

RE: Santa Clause Is A Communist!

Thu Dec 18, 2003 1:08 am

CanadianNorth, speak for yourself! I love that big fat pinko commie!  Big grin

I know one Anet memeber who will be thrilled he's a communist. But we won't go there.

HO HO HO.
 
airways1
Posts: 540
Joined: Mon Jul 19, 1999 3:05 am

RE: Santa Clause Is A Communist!

Thu Dec 18, 2003 1:23 am

So what? You make it sound as though it's something bad. There's nothing wrong with communism as an ideology, it's just that there are problems implementing it in reality.

Capitalism, on the other hand, works 'well' in the real world, but ideologically is a piece of crap.
 
Superfly
Posts: 37705
Joined: Thu May 11, 2000 8:01 am

RE: Santa Clause Is A Communist!

Thu Dec 18, 2003 1:25 am

Is the Grinch a predatory capitalist bean-counting pig that only cares about himself and not society? Big grin
Bring back the Concorde
 
KROC
Posts: 18919
Joined: Mon May 08, 2000 11:19 am

RE: Santa Clause Is A Communist!

Thu Dec 18, 2003 1:33 am

Airways1. Lighten up. He said clearly it was a JOKE in the thread starter.
 
airways1
Posts: 540
Joined: Mon Jul 19, 1999 3:05 am

RE: Santa Clause Is A Communist!

Thu Dec 18, 2003 1:48 am

KROC, you may find it funny, but Santa provides enjoyment to millions of kids around the world, and I don't think it appropriate to make fun of him in this way. Sounds like you are bitter - did he miss you out last year?
 
User avatar
mbmbos
Posts: 2955
Joined: Sat May 27, 2000 4:16 am

RE: Santa Clause Is A Communist!

Thu Dec 18, 2003 1:48 am

And don't forget...Jesus was a liberal Jew!

"If I don't manage to fly, someone else will. The spirit wants only for there to be flying. As for who happens to do it, in that he has only a passing interest."
- R.M. Rilke
 
KROC
Posts: 18919
Joined: Mon May 08, 2000 11:19 am

RE: Santa Clause Is A Communist!

Thu Dec 18, 2003 1:52 am

Airways1. I never said I found this funny, but I realized from the get go it is just a joke and meant to be light hearted and humerous.

Last time I checked, Tiny Tim wasn't on here posting, taking the thread as something serous.
 
Matt D
Posts: 8907
Joined: Fri Nov 19, 1999 6:00 am

RE: Santa Clause Is A Communist!

Thu Dec 18, 2003 3:22 am

KROC:

You're slipping.

This thread deserved (and will be getting) a nice big, thick, throbbing wet+juicy



 
kolobokman
Posts: 1112
Joined: Tue Oct 10, 2000 5:32 am

RE: Santa Clause Is A Communist!

Thu Dec 18, 2003 3:22 am

Well lets think if it is possible:

There are more then 3000.000 living organism that exist on our planet but are not known to our Scientists, most of them are microbs and insects, of course. But there is a chance that flying deer is among them

There are 2billion kids under 18 on this planet. Lets exclude Muslims, Jews, Buddhists and the rest of the non-Catholics....We get about 378million kids which is about 15%from 2billion. According to the UN there are 3.5 kids per family, so we get 91.8million houses to visit. Lets suppose each house has at least one nice kid that deserves a visit from Santa.

Lets suppose Santa begins his working day from the east and moves westward, that makes his working day exactly 31hours. It means he has to visit 822,6 houses per second!! He has only about 1/1000 of a second to visit each house! He has to park his deer, squeeze into the chimney, leave the presents in the socks, eat the cookies, climb out of the chimney...You get the picture.

Lets suppose 91.8million houses he has to visit are spread across the globe evenly (which we know isn't true) that gives us 1.15km between the stops. Whole distance he has to travel is about 113.25 million km. That means he has to travel with the speed about 970km/sec that 3000 times faster the the speed of sound!! (keep in mind that that doesn't include stops to eat or to use the bathroom which you would need at least once in 31hours)

Lets suppose each nice kid gets a lego construction set from Santa which weights abou 1kg. That means his sled must hold 321.300tons of presents (only presents). The standard deer can move only about 150kg of weigh...Lets suppose flying deer a special can move 10 times as much...Will 9 deers be enough? No, we are going to need 214.200 flying dears. That will make the total weight of the sled about 353.430tons

Imagine 353.430 tons moving across the sky with the speed of 970km/sec! The air resistance! First two dears will absorb 14,3KV of energy in a second..Each! They will explode! Well...Whole sled with the deer and Santa will burn in 4,26/1000 of a second. Lets suppose Santa weights 150kg (I know the fatty must weight a lot more) that means that the G-forces will pin him to the seat with the force of 2miilion kilograms!!

well...If he does exist he is already dead!
Father Frost on the other hand does exist and has been very successful in bringing me the gifts every New Year!
I can neither confirm, nor deny above post
 
jessman
Posts: 1457
Joined: Sun Jul 08, 2001 1:11 pm

RE: Santa Clause Is A Communist!

Thu Dec 18, 2003 3:53 am

According to Calvin and Hobbes Santa keeps his operation at the north pole in order to utilize cheap/slave elven labor.
Jolly old elf my a**
more like cruel slavemaster!
 Smile
 
srbmod
Posts: 15446
Joined: Tue Mar 20, 2001 1:32 pm

RE: Santa Clause Is A Communist!

Thu Dec 18, 2003 8:36 am

According to Calvin and Hobbes Santa keeps his operation at the north pole in order to utilize cheap/slave elven labor.
Jolly old elf my a**
more like cruel slavemaster!


Sounds like your average American corporate CEO if you ask me!
 
Boeing4ever
Topic Author
Posts: 4479
Joined: Thu Apr 26, 2001 12:06 pm

RE: Santa Clause Is A Communist!

Thu Dec 18, 2003 1:21 pm

It's a bigger conspiracy than we all thought!  Acting devilish  Big grin





B4e-Forever New Frontiers
 
Superfly
Posts: 37705
Joined: Thu May 11, 2000 8:01 am

RE: Santa Clause Is A Communist!

Fri Dec 19, 2003 9:04 am

Boeing4ever:
Actually I do know a Communist Santa Clause.
I have a friend who is a Communist and he works as a Santa Clause at a local shopping mall during Christmas.
He is an interesting character. He was raised Jewish but is now an Atheist yet he can legally marry people. He rides a Harley, sells marijuana and takes nude photography and is a painter.
He makes lots of money as a photographer.
Bring back the Concorde
 
Boeing4ever
Topic Author
Posts: 4479
Joined: Thu Apr 26, 2001 12:06 pm

RE: Santa Clause Is A Communist!

Fri Dec 19, 2003 12:58 pm

Sounds almost like "Bad Santa".

I'm surprised no one has yet commented on the Smurfs yet!

B4e-Forever New Frontiers
 
UTA_flyinghigh
Posts: 6304
Joined: Wed Oct 03, 2001 8:46 pm

RE: Santa Clause Is A Communist!

Sun Dec 21, 2003 6:41 am

Fly to live, live to fly - Air France/KLM Flying Blue Platinum, BMI Diamond Club Gold, Emirates Skywards
 
Boeing4ever
Topic Author
Posts: 4479
Joined: Thu Apr 26, 2001 12:06 pm

RE: Santa Clause Is A Communist!

Mon Dec 22, 2003 2:24 pm

KROC, you may find it funny, but Santa provides enjoyment to millions of kids around the world, and I don't think it appropriate to make fun of him in this way. Sounds like you are bitter - did he miss you out last year?

You do realize that Santa doesn't exist don't you Airways1?

Wow, I got a shaft AND a bunny with a pancake on its head!

B4e-Forever New Frontiers

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: cpd, NYCVIE, speedygonzales, Virtual737 and 30 guests

Popular Searches On Airliners.net

Top Photos of Last:   24 Hours  •  48 Hours  •  7 Days  •  30 Days  •  180 Days  •  365 Days  •  All Time

Military Aircraft Every type from fighters to helicopters from air forces around the globe

Classic Airliners Props and jets from the good old days

Flight Decks Views from inside the cockpit

Aircraft Cabins Passenger cabin shots showing seat arrangements as well as cargo aircraft interior

Cargo Aircraft Pictures of great freighter aircraft

Government Aircraft Aircraft flying government officials

Helicopters Our large helicopter section. Both military and civil versions

Blimps / Airships Everything from the Goodyear blimp to the Zeppelin

Night Photos Beautiful shots taken while the sun is below the horizon

Accidents Accident, incident and crash related photos

Air to Air Photos taken by airborne photographers of airborne aircraft

Special Paint Schemes Aircraft painted in beautiful and original liveries

Airport Overviews Airport overviews from the air or ground

Tails and Winglets Tail and Winglet closeups with beautiful airline logos