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Santa Clause Is A Communist!

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2003 1:46 pm
by Boeing4ever
Yup, Santa is nothing but a raging Pinko.

Think about it...

Red Suit, Red-Nosed Reindeer, Elves working on a frozen and isolated commune, gifts given out for free (so long as they're 'nice').

It's a massive Communist Conspiracy!  Pissed

That, and Papa Smurf is a Communist! Here's the proof!

http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Lobby/1709/

Happy Holidays folks!  Big grin Just having a little fun!

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RE: Santa Clause Is A Communist!

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2003 2:16 pm
by aa61hvy
Christmas is just a way for him to display propaganda.

I had a feeling it was too good to be true, now its just a matter of time before Xmas collapses.

RE: Santa Clause Is A Communist!

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2003 2:40 pm
by CanadianNorth
oh please. We all know that there isnt really a santa clause. The whole idea of Santa is for the kids.

As the story goes, the elves make toys at the north pole so the big guy in the red suit can fly down in his sleigh towed by the magic reindeer on christmas eve, climb down the chimny and deliver more presents to the wee ones to help celebrate the holidays. The idea of Santa giving all these presents basicly promotes the idea that christmas is the season to give.



CanadianNorth

RE: Santa Clause Is A Communist!

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2003 2:59 pm
by UAL747
LOL. I'm watching Miracle on 34th Street right now! I miss the days of dreaming about Santa coming down the chimney. Aha, the age of innocence.

UAL747

RE: Santa Clause Is A Communist!

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2003 3:04 pm
by vafi88
you've just taken 10 IQ points away from everybody who read this post....

RE: Santa Clause Is A Communist!

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2003 4:54 pm
by Superfly
Boeing4ever is on to something. Santa Clause is also a secular humanist.  Acting devilish

RE: Santa Clause Is A Communist!

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2003 1:04 am
by aa61hvy
Canadian north needs to step back for a second and re-read this thread.

RE: Santa Clause Is A Communist!

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2003 1:08 am
by Alpha 1
CanadianNorth, speak for yourself! I love that big fat pinko commie!  Big grin

I know one Anet memeber who will be thrilled he's a communist. But we won't go there.

HO HO HO.

RE: Santa Clause Is A Communist!

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2003 1:23 am
by airways1
So what? You make it sound as though it's something bad. There's nothing wrong with communism as an ideology, it's just that there are problems implementing it in reality.

Capitalism, on the other hand, works 'well' in the real world, but ideologically is a piece of crap.

RE: Santa Clause Is A Communist!

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2003 1:25 am
by Superfly
Is the Grinch a predatory capitalist bean-counting pig that only cares about himself and not society? Big grin

RE: Santa Clause Is A Communist!

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2003 1:33 am
by KROC
Airways1. Lighten up. He said clearly it was a JOKE in the thread starter.

RE: Santa Clause Is A Communist!

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2003 1:48 am
by airways1
KROC, you may find it funny, but Santa provides enjoyment to millions of kids around the world, and I don't think it appropriate to make fun of him in this way. Sounds like you are bitter - did he miss you out last year?

RE: Santa Clause Is A Communist!

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2003 1:48 am
by mbmbos
And don't forget...Jesus was a liberal Jew!


RE: Santa Clause Is A Communist!

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2003 1:52 am
by KROC
Airways1. I never said I found this funny, but I realized from the get go it is just a joke and meant to be light hearted and humerous.

Last time I checked, Tiny Tim wasn't on here posting, taking the thread as something serous.

RE: Santa Clause Is A Communist!

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2003 3:22 am
by Matt D
KROC:

You're slipping.

This thread deserved (and will be getting) a nice big, thick, throbbing wet+juicy




RE: Santa Clause Is A Communist!

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2003 3:22 am
by kolobokman
Well lets think if it is possible:

There are more then 3000.000 living organism that exist on our planet but are not known to our Scientists, most of them are microbs and insects, of course. But there is a chance that flying deer is among them

There are 2billion kids under 18 on this planet. Lets exclude Muslims, Jews, Buddhists and the rest of the non-Catholics....We get about 378million kids which is about 15%from 2billion. According to the UN there are 3.5 kids per family, so we get 91.8million houses to visit. Lets suppose each house has at least one nice kid that deserves a visit from Santa.

Lets suppose Santa begins his working day from the east and moves westward, that makes his working day exactly 31hours. It means he has to visit 822,6 houses per second!! He has only about 1/1000 of a second to visit each house! He has to park his deer, squeeze into the chimney, leave the presents in the socks, eat the cookies, climb out of the chimney...You get the picture.

Lets suppose 91.8million houses he has to visit are spread across the globe evenly (which we know isn't true) that gives us 1.15km between the stops. Whole distance he has to travel is about 113.25 million km. That means he has to travel with the speed about 970km/sec that 3000 times faster the the speed of sound!! (keep in mind that that doesn't include stops to eat or to use the bathroom which you would need at least once in 31hours)

Lets suppose each nice kid gets a lego construction set from Santa which weights abou 1kg. That means his sled must hold 321.300tons of presents (only presents). The standard deer can move only about 150kg of weigh...Lets suppose flying deer a special can move 10 times as much...Will 9 deers be enough? No, we are going to need 214.200 flying dears. That will make the total weight of the sled about 353.430tons

Imagine 353.430 tons moving across the sky with the speed of 970km/sec! The air resistance! First two dears will absorb 14,3KV of energy in a second..Each! They will explode! Well...Whole sled with the deer and Santa will burn in 4,26/1000 of a second. Lets suppose Santa weights 150kg (I know the fatty must weight a lot more) that means that the G-forces will pin him to the seat with the force of 2miilion kilograms!!

well...If he does exist he is already dead!
Father Frost on the other hand does exist and has been very successful in bringing me the gifts every New Year!

RE: Santa Clause Is A Communist!

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2003 3:53 am
by jessman
According to Calvin and Hobbes Santa keeps his operation at the north pole in order to utilize cheap/slave elven labor.
Jolly old elf my a**
more like cruel slavemaster!
 Smile

RE: Santa Clause Is A Communist!

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2003 8:36 am
by srbmod
According to Calvin and Hobbes Santa keeps his operation at the north pole in order to utilize cheap/slave elven labor.
Jolly old elf my a**
more like cruel slavemaster!


Sounds like your average American corporate CEO if you ask me!

RE: Santa Clause Is A Communist!

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2003 1:21 pm
by Boeing4ever
It's a bigger conspiracy than we all thought!  Acting devilish  Big grin





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RE: Santa Clause Is A Communist!

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2003 9:04 am
by Superfly
Boeing4ever:
Actually I do know a Communist Santa Clause.
I have a friend who is a Communist and he works as a Santa Clause at a local shopping mall during Christmas.
He is an interesting character. He was raised Jewish but is now an Atheist yet he can legally marry people. He rides a Harley, sells marijuana and takes nude photography and is a painter.
He makes lots of money as a photographer.

RE: Santa Clause Is A Communist!

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2003 12:58 pm
by Boeing4ever
Sounds almost like "Bad Santa".

I'm surprised no one has yet commented on the Smurfs yet!

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RE: Santa Clause Is A Communist!

Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2003 6:41 am
by UTA_flyinghigh

RE: Santa Clause Is A Communist!

Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 2:24 pm
by Boeing4ever
KROC, you may find it funny, but Santa provides enjoyment to millions of kids around the world, and I don't think it appropriate to make fun of him in this way. Sounds like you are bitter - did he miss you out last year?

You do realize that Santa doesn't exist don't you Airways1?

Wow, I got a shaft AND a bunny with a pancake on its head!

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