A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic of the lecture, and on to his favorite subject: the evils of marijuana.
Off he went one day into his inventory of horrors, "Used regularly, pot can cause psychic disorientation, sterility, cancer and castration!"
"Now wait a minute, Professor," interrupted a student. "Castration?! That's absurd!"
"No, young man, it's sadly true," replied the Teacher smugly. "Just suppose your girlfriend gets the munchies!"
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