You might be a redneck if your SEC marching band uses Wal-Mart as a rest stop on the way to a game (I'm not kidding--we did this going to both LSU and Vandy).
There are two versions I have heard about where the term "redneck" comes from.
One was that it was the white farmers picking cotton post civil war getting sunburned back there.
The other was that it was the same dirt farmers getting their neck rubbed raw from the leather plow strap that runs around the neck to control the horse or mule....sorry can't think of the name.
OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.