She'll have a full day of classes. I hear this is what she'll be teaching:
-First Period is Economics. The benefits of supply-side, trickle down economics will be stressed.
-2nd period will be Health 101, where the themes will be "Just Say No" is the only answer and that birth control is for wimps.
-3rd semester will be on the Constitution, and how gays should be denied Constitutional protections.
-4th semester is World History, and the benefits of invading thrid-rate nations.
-5th semester is Lunch. Ketchup will be considered a vegitable.
That
IS a busy day.
