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BCAInfoSys
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Homemade Sex Tapes

Sat Apr 02, 2005 1:36 pm

I was just watching a special on VH1 about the torrent of celebrity sex tapes that have gone public in the last few years (Tommy & Pam, Paris, that chick from Survivor, etc..), and it got me thinking. If that many celebs are making tapes, how many everyday ordinary folks are exploring that voyeuristic part of their sexuality? And how many of you filthy perverts (  wink  ) have had the aforementioned tapes either intentionally or unintentionally released to the world, friends, or internet? Stories folks, we want detaaaails! hahahaa.

Kind of a fun topic.  Silly

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Jean Leloup
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RE: Homemade Sex Tapes

Sat Apr 02, 2005 1:44 pm

Well Steve, after all the pictures you showed us of you and your fiancée a couple weeks ago, I figured this thread might be advertising some tapes the two of you had produced yourselves.

If you guys do go that route, make sure you give us all an a.net special price!

Just kiddin'  Wink

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RE: Homemade Sex Tapes

Sat Apr 02, 2005 1:46 pm

Actually to tell you the truth.. even if Kelly and I were still together, we wouldn't make any tapes as she: 1.) Wanted to wait til marriage, and 2.) Is intensely shy and would never agree to tapes of any sort. But yeah.. Kelly basically decided her career was more important and left me holding that ring I had bought for her. I suppose I would've mentioned something sooner, but it's only been a few days now and I didn't really feel like acknowledging to the entire world that I was a fucking dumbass that ran head-first into something that I had no clue what I was doing. Oh well, you learn something new from every bad experience; and trust me, I've learned plenty from this one. lol.

Thank God I was able to return the ring.

It's been a tough time for me, but hey.. all you need is a good bottle of something (I choose tequila) and a rebound and you're set.   

Steve

[Edited 2005-04-02 05:54:43]
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RE: Homemade Sex Tapes

Sat Apr 02, 2005 1:53 pm

Sorry man! Boy, that happened quickly!

Hang in there man. I am no stranger to heartbreak, but that is obviously a toughie. Good to see you are dealing and don't mind talking about it. I thought I had read in one of the threads that the two of you weren't waiting 'til marriage, hence my silly presumption, but now I remember that that was not the case.

Anyway, soon enough you will find a girl with a better set of priorities (maybe one of those mascots can hook you up?)

And then we'll see the tapes.  Wink
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RE: Homemade Sex Tapes

Sat Apr 02, 2005 1:56 pm

lol. We'll I haven't waited til marriage, but she wanted to. That was part of my mistake.. me being the hedonistic bastard that I am, I should've known better then to fall for a "nice girl" huh? lol. Anyway, yeah, it was quick. But I don't regret it; I really don't. I just wish I'd bided my time before telling everyone. I was just so damned happy for once.  smile 

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RE: Homemade Sex Tapes

Sat Apr 02, 2005 1:58 pm

Now back on topic.. you dirty perverts; tell us your story!  Silly We want to hear all about your embarrassment when YOUR tapes went public. lol.

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RE: Homemade Sex Tapes

Sat Apr 02, 2005 2:43 pm

I know at least two friends of mine that have made sex tapes of themselves.

I'm sure it's pretty common.
 
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RE: Homemade Sex Tapes

Sat Apr 02, 2005 2:49 pm

Quoting BCAInfoSys (Reply 2):
It's been a tough time for me, but hey.. all you need is a good bottle of something (I choose tequila) and a rebound and you're set.

Next time you are back in MSY, open invite to Juan's, Voodoo or the like to eat and stratigize as to getting you as many Tulane girls as you can handle

Quoting BCAInfoSys (Reply 2):
I didn't really feel like acknowledging to the entire world that I was a fucking dumbass that ran head-first into something that I had no clue what I was doing.

Hey, we all know Fred is one and still like him Big grin. Remember, we are all a family here and it is never a problem to tell us.

Quoting BCAInfoSys (Reply 4):
I just wish I'd bided my time before telling everyone. I was just so damned happy for once.

Hey, no problem with that.

Quoting BCAInfoSys (Reply 5):
Now back on topic.. you dirty perverts; tell us your story! We want to hear all about your embarrassment when YOUR tapes went public.

Well, I met Paris Hilton, is that close enough?
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RE: Homemade Sex Tapes

Sat Apr 02, 2005 2:51 pm

I have taken pictures.
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RE: Homemade Sex Tapes

Sat Apr 02, 2005 3:46 pm

Ah....memories....like when a now ex of mine was cheating on me and his bit of fluff took pictures and posted them on the internet and sent me the link. It was a milestone in my life when my regard for the human race sunk even lower.
 
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RE: Homemade Sex Tapes

Sat Apr 02, 2005 4:11 pm

I haven't made any videos or taken pictures. I've tried though, but it's hard to hold the camera with my one hand while the other hand is, well you know....  cry 

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RE: Homemade Sex Tapes

Sat Apr 02, 2005 4:20 pm

Patrick, we don't know. Be more specific. LOL
 
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RE: Homemade Sex Tapes

Sat Apr 02, 2005 4:41 pm

Well, I always feel like a total dumbass when I say this, but yeah, I did one time. My g/f at the time and I were drunk, and decided to do something different. So, we made a film. We had been watching videos at the time before we filmed it, and all filming went well. After it was over, we hit the sack, and both fell asleep. I awoke, and decided to take the films back, but i put the homemade porno in the blockbuster case, and took it back. It wasn't until later that day I realized what happened.

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RE: Homemade Sex Tapes

Sat Apr 02, 2005 4:43 pm

Quoting Copaair737 (Reply 12):
I awoke, and decided to take the films back, but i put the homemade porno in the blockbuster case, and took it back. It wasn't until later that day I realized what happened.

Wasn't that the plot of a Blockbuster ad or something like that? I remember seeing that happening on TV.

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RE: Homemade Sex Tapes

Sat Apr 02, 2005 4:51 pm

Quoting PacificWestern (Reply 11):
Patrick, we don't know. Be more specific. LOL

Here, this might help...
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/hardjudge.html

I tried to paste the pic, but it's not working...  banghead 
Let me know if you need any further explanation!  Wink

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RE: Homemade Sex Tapes

Sat Apr 02, 2005 6:26 pm

Harry, no it happened to me. It may have been on tv somewhere, I dont know, but I vividly remember that experience.

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RE: Homemade Sex Tapes

Sat Apr 02, 2005 8:14 pm

Has anyone seen "GW SLUT" (pardon the language, it's the title of the video)
You can download it off limewire/kazaa...some dude flew to DC a week after his girlfriend left for school there, bought a nice ring, went to propose and she dumped him, and according to the movie, he was forced to sleep in the streets of DC. It carried the Mastercard commercial tone, but this was made by a real guy, with a real sex tape of he and his girlfriend aka GW Slut.

Heard he got in some legal trouble over it.
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RE: Homemade Sex Tapes

Sat Apr 02, 2005 8:55 pm

Sorry to hear about your breaking up, hope everything works out OK
 
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RE: Homemade Sex Tapes

Sat Apr 02, 2005 9:50 pm

Quoting BCAInfoSys (Reply 2):
I was a fucking dumbass that ran head-first into something that I had no clue what I was doing.

It's not often on A.net that someone does not pretend he/she knows what the future holds. Congrats!

And about being a f***ing dumba**, you can't be serious. Proposing is certainly one of the biggest leaps to take in one's entire life.

Kudos to you for proposing (despite the outcome) and for sharing your emotions with us!

Cheers,

Y.

[Edited 2005-04-02 14:16:32]
 
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RE: Homemade Sex Tapes

Sat Apr 02, 2005 10:04 pm

I dont see an harm in it. Im not prudish about such things. In fact, I suggested it to my ex partner but he wasnt enthusiastic about being immortlaised on film.

He wanted a threesome, now that I did draw the line at, I cant think of anything worse than watching someone I love with someone else. pretty sick that.
 
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RE: Homemade Sex Tapes

Sun Apr 03, 2005 1:26 am

Quoting Copaair737 (Reply 15):
Harry, no it happened to me. It may have been on tv somewhere, I dont know, but I vividly remember that experience.

I'm not accusing you of lying, I was just saying I saw something like that on TV.

BTW You never told us what happened with your misplaced tape. Did the video store ever find out?

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RE: Homemade Sex Tapes

Sun Apr 03, 2005 3:36 am

Hello all

Steve, sounds like you need a trip to Paris.

Cheers

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RE: Homemade Sex Tapes

Sun Apr 03, 2005 3:39 am

I think making homemade sex tapes is hot and I'm all for it.....but with the condition that the tape is kept in MY POSSESSION in my safe so I know there won't be others watching it or any copies made.........so if who I am with agrees to that, then let the camera roll baby!
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RE: Homemade Sex Tapes

Sun Apr 03, 2005 3:41 am

I made some vids with an ex of mine and when we split, the tapes had mysteriously vanished.

There were some of me and him, and me him and another guy. All I hope is that someone, somehwere is getting thier rocks off to them.
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RE: Homemade Sex Tapes

Sun Apr 03, 2005 3:53 am

One of my roommates made several tapes with him and this somewhat ugly chick having sex and a deepthroat video. Apparently she took the videos, encoded them, and they're online somewhere. I don't really want to see the videos!
 
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RE: Homemade Sex Tapes

Sun Apr 03, 2005 3:56 am

Yeah, I went back for it. After like a day. When I went to get it, I brought them the other tape, and then they just gave my "homemade tape" back to me. I got it back, but I don't know if anyone saw it or not.

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RE: Homemade Sex Tapes

Sun Apr 03, 2005 4:50 am

lol... I go to GW, and the GW slut didnt leave the school! If i were her I would have been out of there so fast... because the WHOLE school was talking about it.

Speaking of all this.... my actual roommate made sex tapes with his girlfriend.... not sex actually, but OTHER things before sex that were very graphic. His GF sent them to him, while he was using my other roommates computer. He downloaded and SAVED them on my other roommates computer (ie, not his OWN). ...... a few weeks later, 2 of my four roomates found them ... and WATCHED them as the laughed hysterically. Luckily I didnt see them. My roomate is an idiot though.... lol.... fun timesssssss

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RE: Homemade Sex Tapes

Sun Apr 03, 2005 5:16 am

Not me, but a "friend of mine"  Wink - back in his crazy college days met an extremely hot Swedish exchange student at a Boston College party, brought her back to his college dorm and started to have some fun. Apparently he had "forgotten" to turn off the webcam. What was probably the best part was that she was extremely... er... vocal. Screaming things in Swedish that I... I mean he... had no idea meant!

Also, during my junior year we had a suite-mate who was a big talker. Always braggin' about he only hooked up with hot young chicks. Well he must have forgotten his standards because he brought home a human dirigible one Saturday night. We burst into the room with a video camera... somehow the video got out to the school.  highfive 

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RE: Homemade Sex Tapes

Sun Apr 03, 2005 5:36 am

I haven't made any sex tapes.

Just wanted to say to Steve that I'm sorry things didn't work out with you and Kelly (?). Sounds like you've both learned some valuable lessons and can move on from there.
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RE: Homemade Sex Tapes

Sun Apr 03, 2005 10:00 am

anyone volunteering to shoot one?

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RE: Homemade Sex Tapes

Sun Apr 03, 2005 10:00 am

If you're recruiting volunteers only from a.net, I suppose it could only end up as a gay sex tape. Thena gain, I'm sure that would be warmly received on here!  Wink

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RE: Homemade Sex Tapes

Tue Apr 05, 2005 4:36 am

Quoting Swatpamike (Reply 21):
Steve, sounds like you need a trip to Paris

He's right bitch boy.....get your ass over there. Spend the money and live a little.

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RE: Homemade Sex Tapes

Tue Apr 05, 2005 5:08 am

I've made one...years ago with my now wife...then g/f.

Never released to the public. Who in thier right mind would want to see my ass ??

We use it as a umm.....umm..a teaching aid...ya thats it.

Come to think of it...i have no idea where that tapes is !!

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RE: Homemade Sex Tapes

Tue Apr 05, 2005 5:16 am

So when do you think the A.net morality police will start a thread in site related crying about this?
Things were better when it was two guys in a dorm room.
 
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RE: Homemade Sex Tapes

Tue Apr 05, 2005 5:19 am

Quoting Captoveur (Reply 33):
So when do you think the A.net morality police will start a thread in site related crying about this?

LOL! Let's see if BC2004 shows up and starts whining again.
 
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RE: Homemade Sex Tapes

Tue Apr 05, 2005 11:41 am

I was once at a friends house where he was sorting out old video tapes, so he could throw the bad ones away. Anyway he put one in and it was of his parents having sex (camera mounted on a tripod on the side of their bed).

I've never seen someone vomit like that.  crazy 
 
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RE: Homemade Sex Tapes

Tue Apr 05, 2005 11:53 am

Quoting N1120A (Reply 7):
and stratigize as to getting you as many Tulane girls as you can handle

In south Louisiana he can do a lot better than Tulane girls.


I personally have made a few very small videos, but they were not actually sex. Softcore variety I guess.
 
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RE: Homemade Sex Tapes

Tue Apr 05, 2005 5:00 pm

True story : when back in business school we had a camcorder so we could tape our "performances" when playing these negotiating/customer relation/sales, etc... role-playing exercises.

We could also use that aforementioned camcorder for "business" purposes outside school if we wished to "rehearse" our oral presentations (stupid pun intended).

The obvious happened...two students (male and female) borrowed the camcorder to assess their negotiating skills  Wink ...and forgot the tape in it.

We still laugh about it today  Smile

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RE: Homemade Sex Tapes

Tue Apr 05, 2005 5:05 pm

Quoting UTA_flyinghigh (Reply 37):
The obvious happened...two students (male and female) borrowed the camcorder to assess their negotiating skills

You can admit it was you William! We won't judge.  Wink
 
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RE: Homemade Sex Tapes

Tue Apr 05, 2005 5:09 pm

Jasepl, I wish it were  Wink

I had tried to convince the class to do an amateur porn movie we could encode and sell on the net to get some €€€ (well, FF at the time) but too few people were up for it.

Pity as our class had its share of hotties  Smile

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RE: Homemade Sex Tapes

Tue Apr 05, 2005 5:14 pm

Ha ha!

Ah student days! Quelques francs auraient été merveilleux.

You went about it all wrong... Subtlety, my friend. Subtlety.  Wink
 
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RE: Homemade Sex Tapes

Tue Apr 05, 2005 11:20 pm

Quoting Phxairfan (Reply 36):
I personally have made a few very small videos, but they were not actually sex. Softcore variety I guess.

I don't think solo videos count.
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RE: Homemade Sex Tapes

Tue Apr 05, 2005 11:25 pm

Quoting Captoveur (Reply 41):
I don't think solo videos count.

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RE: Homemade Sex Tapes

Wed Apr 06, 2005 12:00 am

What's interesting is that there are now quite a lot of pay adult web sites that will accept homemade sex videos. And they'll pay good money for it if it's good.  dollarsign  In short, if you have those homemade sex tapes and the participants are at least 18 years old, don't throw them away!
 
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RE: Homemade Sex Tapes

Wed Apr 06, 2005 12:04 am

Well the obvious one's you need to ask are UTA_FlyingHigh, 707cmf, the Rabbit and the cat.
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RE: Homemade Sex Tapes

Wed Apr 06, 2005 12:13 am

Add to that Kirkie and the Sheep.

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Wed Apr 06, 2005 2:20 am

 
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RE: Homemade Sex Tapes

Wed Apr 06, 2005 2:46 am

For once I agree with Russophile. BTW, anyone feel that temperature drop when I said that?
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RE: Homemade Sex Tapes

Wed Apr 06, 2005 2:48 am

Do you really want to see Kirkie working away on his sheep?  yuck 

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RE: Homemade Sex Tapes

Wed Apr 06, 2005 3:16 am

Quoting MD11Engineer (Reply 48):
Do you really want to see Kirkie working away on his sheep?

Its better than nothing.. I think we at least need pictures of the girls the tapes were made with.. The gay community can just keep their pictures private Big grin
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