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Tom in NO
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Paris Hilton Off The Market

Wed Jun 01, 2005 1:21 am

Pity the loser that's engaged to this tramp:

http://www.theneworleanschannel.com/irresistible/4547767/detail.html

.....then again, maybe they belong together. At least she'll be out of circulation..........for the time being.

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RE: Paris Hilton Off The Market

Wed Jun 01, 2005 1:25 am

Since his first name is also Paris, they will both have the same name if she takes his last name - Greek shipping heir Paris Latsis and his wife Paris Latsis, or Greek shipping heir Paris Hilton and his wife Paris Hilton.

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CaptOveur
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RE: Paris Hilton Off The Market

Wed Jun 01, 2005 1:56 am

Gee... Think she waited until she was married?



I give them 4 months before they split. I have a feeling Paris Hilton has the attention span of a gnat, she weighs about as much anyway.
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RE: Paris Hilton Off The Market

Wed Jun 01, 2005 2:24 am

Paris Hilton will always be 'on the market', it's just her way..........Next!
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RE: Paris Hilton Off The Market

Wed Jun 01, 2005 2:27 am

Quoting CaptOveur (Reply 2):
I give them 4 months before they split. I have a feeling Paris Hilton has the attention span of a gnat, she weighs about as much anyway.

I give them halfway through the planned honeymoon when she realizes she's married.
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RE: Paris Hilton Off The Market

Wed Jun 01, 2005 10:09 am

Maybe marrying someone with the same name makes it easier for her to remember.

Paris - "Where are we?"
Friend - "Were in Paris, Paris"
Paris - "I know what my name is, but where are we?"
Friend - "In Paris, Paris"
Paris - "Right whatever, so we'll be spending a night in "Paris"?. Isn't that a video or something?"
 
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RE: Paris Hilton Off The Market

Wed Jun 01, 2005 10:13 am



Harry
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RE: Paris Hilton Off The Market

Wed Jun 01, 2005 10:19 am

Well That's life two stupid but good looking people enjoying the money that other generations made for them....
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RE: Paris Hilton Off The Market

Wed Jun 01, 2005 10:31 am

Oh well, at least they should be able to make a good wedding night video!!!!!
 
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RE: Paris Hilton Off The Market

Wed Jun 01, 2005 10:45 am

I guess I'll have to get the clap from someone else....  Yeah sure
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RE: Paris Hilton Off The Market

Wed Jun 01, 2005 10:55 am

I wonder who the next overexposed stank ho media slut will be?

Any guesses?

I'm thinking Tom Cruise will become a woman...that way he'll never have to come out of the closet!*

*in no way am I insinuating that Tom Cruise may be a homosexual. Please don't sue me TC....we know how touchy you are.
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RE: Paris Hilton Off The Market

Wed Jun 01, 2005 11:14 am

I'm getting married. Thats hot.
Signed,
Paris Hilton
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RE: Paris Hilton Off The Market

Wed Jun 01, 2005 11:26 am

Paris is nothing but a bowed up bitch dog in heat, (BTW, if you say that with a deep southern accent, it sounds much more funny). That girl has been ridden hard an put away wet.

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RE: Paris Hilton Off The Market

Wed Jun 01, 2005 5:44 pm

Quoting Tom in NO (Thread starter):
Pity the loser that's engaged to this tramp:

Yeah, I pity him, but I do want his money

Quoting Sydscott (Reply 8):
Oh well, at least they should be able to make a good wedding night video!!!!!

Or a crappy one

Quoting MaverickM11 (Reply 9):
I guess I'll have to get the clap from someone else....

Well, Rick Soloman is looking

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 11):
I'm getting married. Thats hot.
Signed,
Paris Hilton

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RE: Paris Hilton Off The Market

Wed Jun 01, 2005 6:04 pm

" No wedding date has been set. It would be the first marriage for both."

I just love this quote...

Cheers,

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RE: Paris Hilton Off The Market

Wed Jun 01, 2005 7:06 pm

Even if she was on the market in a really really cheap half price bargin bin, I still would'nt buy. Big grin
 
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RE: Paris Hilton Off The Market

Thu Jun 02, 2005 2:02 am

you bitches are so catty, it's fabulous!
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RE: Paris Hilton Off The Market

Thu Jun 02, 2005 2:28 am

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 11):
I'm getting married. Thats hot.
Signed,
Paris Hilton

LMAO. Classic.

Quoting Bill142 (Reply 5):
Friend - "In Paris, Paris"

Many have tales of being "In" Paris.... Silly

She is a skank. Actually she's a porn skank. However, as mentioned in previous threads, I would do it to say I did.
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RE: Paris Hilton Off The Market

Thu Jun 02, 2005 2:54 am

Who really gives a shit?

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