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Whats Your Favorite Quote From "Airplane!" (movie)

Sat Sep 10, 2005 5:53 am

Just like the topic say, whats you favorite quote from the classic 1980 film "Airplane!"? If you haven't seen the movie, get off your computer right now, get in your car, and get it Big grin !

Here is a good list of quotes right from IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080339/quotes

here's mine:

Captain Oveur: Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?


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Sat Sep 10, 2005 5:56 am

Sorry I have to add this one  Wink


Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over


... Big grin


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Sat Sep 10, 2005 5:57 am

Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?
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Sat Sep 10, 2005 6:06 am

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RE: Whats Your Favorite Quote From "Airplane!" (movie)

Sat Sep 10, 2005 6:06 am

Steve McCroskey: Johnny, what can you make out of this?
[Hands him the weather briefing]
Johnny: This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...
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RE: Whats Your Favorite Quote From "Airplane!" (movie)

Sat Sep 10, 2005 6:10 am

Mine is the guys speaking Jive,

"Bat babe, slide a piece of the porter drink side run the java(I'll have the steak)!
Lookie here, I can dig grease and chompin on some butter drag it through the garden (I'll have the fish)!

Hey sky, that honky messin with my old lady must be running cold upside his head(Something about punching a man seeing his wife)

Hey man I can dig it, he ain;t gonna lay no big rap up on you man.

Hey sky, suppa say I wont say, pray to jay I do the sameo sameo.

Knock your self approach slick, Gray matter back lost performance down cant take TCB-ing. (Each of us faces clear moral choices)!!!!

You know what they say, see the broad that get that boot act, lay her down and smack em jack em.

sh*t(golly).


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Sat Sep 10, 2005 6:13 am

"We have clearance, Clarence."
"Roger, Roger."
"What's our vector, Victor?"

"Surely you can't be serious."
"I am serious... and don't call me Shirley."

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RE: Whats Your Favorite Quote From "Airplane!" (movie)

Sat Sep 10, 2005 6:16 am

It's ok. I speak jive.

Also gotta love the part when Striker bores the old lady so bad she hangs herself.

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RE: Whats Your Favorite Quote From "Airplane!" (movie)

Sat Sep 10, 2005 6:20 am

The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only...

Looks like I picked the wrong time to stop sniffing glue

I gave at the office

etc
etc
etc

By far the greatest movie of all time!
 
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RE: Whats Your Favorite Quote From "Airplane!" (movie)

Sat Sep 10, 2005 6:21 am

From the 10 year old girl when asked if she wants cream in her coffee:

"I take it black......like my men"!

Classic!!
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Sat Sep 10, 2005 6:24 am

Quoting Canuckpaxguy (Reply 6):
"Surely you can't be serious."
"I am serious... and don't call me Shirley."

Beat me to it!
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RE: Whats Your Favorite Quote From "Airplane!" (movie)

Sat Sep 10, 2005 7:11 am

i love all the lines. but so many people I watch the movie with never catch this.


TED: we start at 0600 hours. coming in from the north. to first take out their radar. and then move from the ground after the air...blah blah blah etc. etc.


ELAINE: when are you coming home?

TED: i can't tell you that. it's classified.
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RE: Whats Your Favorite Quote From "Airplane!" (movie)

Sat Sep 10, 2005 7:12 am

Stryker: "Its a totally different kind of flying...altogether."

Doctor and Stewardess: "Its a totally different kind of flying."
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RE: Whats Your Favorite Quote From "Airplane!" (movie)

Sat Sep 10, 2005 7:13 am

How could I forget? Thats classified! Probably one of the best with the I like my coffee like my men
 
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RE: Whats Your Favorite Quote From "Airplane!" (movie)

Sat Sep 10, 2005 7:16 am

"We have to get these people to a hospital!"
"What is it?"
"A big building full of doctors and nurses."

"Nervous?"
"Yes!"
"Is this your first time?"
"No, I've been nervous lots of times!"
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RE: Whats Your Favorite Quote From "Airplane!" (movie)

Sat Sep 10, 2005 7:27 am

The entire Kareem Adbul-Jabbar/Murdock scene with Joey:

Joey: Wait a minute. I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabar. You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.
Roger Murdock: I'm sorry son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.
Joey: You are Kareem. I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets.
Roger Murdock: I think you should go back to your seat now Joey. Right Clarence?
Captain Oveur: Nahhhhhh, he's not bothering anyone, let him stay here.
Roger Murdock: But just remember, my name is ROGER MURDOCK. I'm an airline pilot.
Joey: I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs.
Roger Murdock: The hell I don't. LISTEN KID. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.

To me, the last line is the funniest.

Then there's this one:
Elaine Dickinson: Would you like something to read?
Hanging Lady: Do you have anything light?
Elaine Dickinson: How about this leaflet, "Famous Jewish Sports Legends?"

The morning show on one of the sports talk stations here references that one at least once a month....
 
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RE: Whats Your Favorite Quote From "Airplane!" (movie)

Sat Sep 10, 2005 7:30 am

Quoting B744F (Reply 13):
Probably one of the best with the I like my coffee like my men

Rough quotes from memory:

FA "Mame, how would you like your coffee?"
Young Girl "Black please, like my men."

Young boy visiting Cockpit "My Dad says that you don't work very hard and that you walk down the court..."
Kareem (Co-Pilot) after being harassed by the boy, grabbing the kid by his collar "Listen kid, I'd like to see your Dad bust his ass up and down the court for 90 minutes night after night"
 
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RE: Whats Your Favorite Quote From "Airplane!" (movie)

Sat Sep 10, 2005 7:36 am

Quoting Srbmod (Reply 15):
Joey: Wait a minute. I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabar. You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.
Roger Murdock: I'm sorry son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.
Joey: You are Kareem. I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets.
Roger Murdock: I think you should go back to your seat now Joey. Right Clarence?
Captain Oveur: Nahhhhhh, he's not bothering anyone, let him stay here.
Roger Murdock: But just remember, my name is ROGER MURDOCK. I'm an airline pilot.
Joey: I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs.
Roger Murdock: The hell I don't. LISTEN KID. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.

You have just been added to my respected users list for know this exactly word for word, or are you watching the movie right now?

You all have inspired me to watch the movie tonight when I get home, it is the only movie I actually own.
 
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RE: Whats Your Favorite Quote From "Airplane!" (movie)

Sat Sep 10, 2005 7:35 pm

Dr. Rumack: What was it we had for dinner tonight?
Elaine : Well, we had a choice. Steak or fish.
Dr. Rumack : Yes, yes, I remember. I had lasagna.
 
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RE: Whats Your Favorite Quote From "Airplane!" (movie)

Sat Sep 10, 2005 8:45 pm

Quoting United787 (Reply 17):
You have just been added to my respected users list for know this exactly word for word, or are you watching the movie right now?

No, I cheated and cut and pasted it directly from IMDB.
 
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RE: Whats Your Favorite Quote From "Airplane!" (movie)

Sat Sep 10, 2005 8:53 pm

Since my specialty is irrelavant and off thread topics- here's the best line from any movie ever.

Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
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RE: Whats Your Favorite Quote From "Airplane!" (movie)

Sat Sep 10, 2005 9:29 pm

June Cleaver (Beaver's mom) speaking jive is just about the funniest thing:

"Chump don't want no help; chump don't git no help...Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow."



Also this:

"How soon can we land?"

"I can't tell."

"You can tell me: I'm a doctor."

"No, I mean I'm not sure."

"Can't you take a guess?"

"Well, not for another two hours."

"You can't take a guess for another two hours?"
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RE: Whats Your Favorite Quote From "Airplane!" (movie)

Sat Sep 10, 2005 9:55 pm

Classic...




 Big grin

Rgds.
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RE: Whats Your Favorite Quote From "Airplane!" (movie)

Sat Sep 10, 2005 10:36 pm

Quoting Jamie757 (Reply 22):

I'd love to see an animated gif avatar for that....
 
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RE: Whats Your Favorite Quote From "Airplane!" (movie)

Sat Sep 10, 2005 11:29 pm

Quoting Jamie757 (Reply 22):
Classic...

Haha, one of my favorite parts. The absolute best part has to be "The River of Jordan" guitar performece by Randy (the flight attendent) to the little sick girl.
 
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RE: Whats Your Favorite Quote From "Airplane!" (movie)

Sun Sep 11, 2005 2:58 am

Johnny to Mrs. Oveur:

"Where did you get that dress?!?! It's awful! And those shoes and that coat! Geez!"

Mrs.Oveur to the horse in bed with her:

"I have to go to the airport. There's juice in the refrigerator. You can let yourself out the back door."


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RE: Whats Your Favorite Quote From "Airplane!" (movie)

Sun Sep 11, 2005 5:34 am

Try telling that to George Zip.
 
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RE: Whats Your Favorite Quote From "Airplane!" (movie)

Sun Sep 11, 2005 6:46 am

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines."


"Mayday? What the hell is that for?"


"Johnny, how bout another cup of coffee.."
"No thanks."
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Sun Sep 11, 2005 7:06 am

This is WZAZ in Chicago, where Disco lives forever!!!!

"Air Israel, will you please clear the runway?"
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RE: Whats Your Favorite Quote From "Airplane!" (movie)

Sun Sep 11, 2005 1:19 pm

"theres the plane! it's, it's headed right for us! ahhhhhhhhhhh"

and lloyd bridges jumps out of the window.
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Sun Sep 11, 2005 1:37 pm

Ever get the feeling people were talking about you? Big grin
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RE: Whats Your Favorite Quote From "Airplane!" (movie)

Sun Sep 11, 2005 1:42 pm

Reporters:What kind of plane is it?
Johnny:Oh,it's a big pretty white plane
with red stripes,curtains at the
windows,wheels,and it just looks
like a big Tylenol.

Reporters:How about some pictures?

And the reporters start helping themselves
to the pictures on the wall.
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RE: Whats Your Favorite Quote From "Airplane!" (movie)

Sun Sep 11, 2005 2:11 pm

Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?

---------------------------------------------------

Captain Oveur: Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
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Sun Sep 11, 2005 2:24 pm

Reporter: What kind of plane is it?

Johnny: Oh, it's a big pretty white plane, with red stripes, and curtains in the windows, and wheeeeeels, and it looks like a big Tylenol!


Kramer (to Stryker, who isn't listening, on the radio): Christmas, Ted - what does that mean to you? I'll tell you what it means; a living hell. Did you ever fall..in the mud, and get kicked..in the head...with an iron boot? Of course you didn't; nobody has. Sorry Ted, that was a dumb question - forget it..
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Sun Sep 11, 2005 2:39 pm

Kramer (to Stryker, who isn't listening, on the radio): Christmas, Ted - what does that mean to you? I'll tell you what it means; a living hell. Did you ever fall..in the mud, and get kicked..in the head...with an iron boot? Of course you didn't; nobody has. Sorry Ted, that was a dumb question - forget it..

You got it EA,, I cant help myself I always die laughing at that part!! It's my favorite .. thanks
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RE: Whats Your Favorite Quote From "Airplane!" (movie)

Sun Sep 11, 2005 3:52 pm

Johnny: "Only Kidding!" After pulling out the plug for the runway lights.

Stryker: "I had to ask the guy next to me to pinch me." To sailor in bar.
 
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RE: Whats Your Favorite Quote From "Airplane!" (movie)

Sun Sep 11, 2005 4:32 pm

Oh...good times good times!
my favorite:
Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

Now...comments!

Quoting STLGph (Reply 11):
i love all the lines. but so many people I watch the movie with never catch this.


TED: we start at 0600 hours. coming in from the north. to first take out their radar. and then move from the ground after the air...blah blah blah etc. etc.


ELAINE: when are you coming home?

TED: i can't tell you that. it's classified.

I actually just caught that in reading it!

Quoting Srbmod (Reply 15):
Elaine Dickinson: Would you like something to read?
Hanging Lady: Do you have anything light?
Elaine Dickinson: How about this leaflet, "Famous Jewish Sports Legends?"

Halarious...and this coming from a Jew!

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 18):
Dr. Rumack: What was it we had for dinner tonight?
Elaine : Well, we had a choice. Steak or fish.
Dr. Rumack : Yes, yes, I remember. I had lasagna.

Classic...classic!

Quoting Jetjack74 (Reply 28):
This is WZAZ in Chicago, where Disco lives forever!!!!

"Air Israel, will you please clear the runway?"

The first one does explain the end of disco and you gotta love the kippah and sideburns on the Air Isreal!

Quoting Psa53 (Reply 31):
Johnny:Oh,it's a big pretty white plane
with red stripes,curtains at the
windows,wheels,and it just looks
like a big Tylenol.

That's pretty much it!
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RE: Whats Your Favorite Quote From "Airplane!" (movie)

Sun Sep 11, 2005 10:47 pm

"Get that finger out of your ear! You don't know where that finger's been!"
 
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RE: Whats Your Favorite Quote From "Airplane!" (movie)

Sun Sep 11, 2005 11:06 pm

(to ATC)
"We can't risk a flame-out. Keep them at 24,000...no, feet."
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RE: Whats Your Favorite Quote From "Airplane!" (movie)

Sun Sep 11, 2005 11:09 pm

Oh, Stewardess, I speak Jive!!

I love that line
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Sun Sep 11, 2005 11:20 pm



I've only just noticed this bit  rotfl  Kramer walks through the mirror!! LOL

Rgds.
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Sun Sep 11, 2005 11:53 pm

"The guy doing the flying has virtually no airline experience at all. He's a menace to himself and everything else in the air. Yes, birds too!

and,

"because of me 6 men didn't return that day".

"7, Lt Zip died this morning"!!!!!!!
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RE: Whats Your Favorite Quote From "Airplane!" (movie)

Mon Sep 12, 2005 12:12 am

"Should we turn on the runway lights now?"
"No...that's just what they'll expect us to do..."

Steve McCroskey: [to Mrs. Oveur] Now your husband is alive, but unconscious.
Johnny: Just like Gerald Ford.
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Mon Sep 12, 2005 12:23 am

Quoting ATCRick (Reply 5):
Mine is the guys speaking Jive,

"Bat babe, slide a piece of the porter drink side run the java(I'll have the steak)!
Lookie here, I can dig grease and chompin on some butter drag it through the garden (I'll have the fish)!

Hey sky, that honky messin with my old lady must be running cold upside his head(Something about punching a man seeing his wife)

Hey man I can dig it, he ain;t gonna lay no big rap up on you man.

Hey sky, suppa say I wont say, pray to jay I do the sameo sameo.

Knock your self approach slick, Gray matter back lost performance down cant take TCB-ing. (Each of us faces clear moral choices)!!!!

You know what they say, see the broad that get that boot act, lay her down and smack em jack em.

loll..that is one of the funniest one's in the movie...i was thinking of that and..

Quoting Srbmod (Reply 15):
The hell I don't. LISTEN KID. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes

this is the other one I was thinking of!!
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RE: Whats Your Favorite Quote From "Airplane!" (movie)

Mon Sep 12, 2005 1:34 am

Quoting B744F (Reply 8):
The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only...

There IS no stopping in the Red Zone

Quoting United787 (Reply 17):
You have just been added to my respected users list for know this exactly word for word, or are you watching the movie right now?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080339/quotes
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RE: Whats Your Favorite Quote From "Airplane!" (movie)

Mon Sep 12, 2005 1:43 am

When Johnny randomly puts his hands around Leon's doughnut eating gut and says "The night is getting longer and LEON is getting larger". And the other bit "Ewh! Penny's is having a sale."

Since this is airliners.net... does anyone recall that Braniff's then embattled CEO Howard Putnam was shown on "Tailspin" and in various post-bankruptcy books ("Splash of Colors") constantly saying "I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue".... during meetings with bankers, the board, etc. in the weeks leading up to the filing and shutdown?
 
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Mon Sep 12, 2005 1:51 am

"I haven't felt this sick since we saw that Ronald Reagan film"
 
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RE: Whats Your Favorite Quote From "Airplane!" (movie)

Mon Sep 12, 2005 5:46 am

Get me ham on five, hold the mayo.

...

Quoting BR715-A1-30 (Reply 44):
There IS no stopping in the Red Zone

The red zone has always been for loading.
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Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading.
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Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again. There's just no stopping in a white zone.
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Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
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It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.
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RE: Whats Your Favorite Quote From "Airplane!" (movie)

Mon Sep 12, 2005 7:04 am

not a line ,but a visual


they call up the Mayo Clinic, for the heart and Yep, all those jars of Mayo behind him.


I only noticed that after my 15th viewing of hte movie! LOL
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RE: Whats Your Favorite Quote From "Airplane!" (movie)

Mon Sep 12, 2005 8:13 am

Quoting Mirrodie (Reply 48):
they call up the Mayo Clinic, for the heart and Yep, all those jars of Mayo behind him.

Ohhhhh nooooooo! I consider myself an Airplane expert and I never saw those jars of mayo before!! I stand before you humbled.

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Cargo Aircraft Pictures of great freighter aircraft

Government Aircraft Aircraft flying government officials

Helicopters Our large helicopter section. Both military and civil versions

Blimps / Airships Everything from the Goodyear blimp to the Zeppelin

Night Photos Beautiful shots taken while the sun is below the horizon

Accidents Accident, incident and crash related photos

Air to Air Photos taken by airborne photographers of airborne aircraft

Special Paint Schemes Aircraft painted in beautiful and original liveries

Airport Overviews Airport overviews from the air or ground

Tails and Winglets Tail and Winglet closeups with beautiful airline logos