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Dumbest Things You've Done When Drunk?

Tue Nov 08, 2005 9:07 am

OK guys.. out with the stories. No matter how embarassing or shameful they may be. It's time to come clean. What're the dumbest things you've ever done when you've been pissed? What shameful shanigans has the sauce put up to?

Me: I can think of 2 incidents. Both last winter.

1.) After ranting for the better part of an hour about the "evil university police nazis", had a friend drive me down to the campus police station, went around back and pissed up and down all over the side of it. True story. Pictures to prove it.

2.) Went down a massive hill here on campus in about 4 feet of snow on an intertube, naked. It was well below zero and lemme tell you, after bailing once, Pedro shrunk up like a frightened turtle. Took me 2 days to get him to come out and forgive me.  bigthumbsup 

So come on guys.. spill it.  Smile
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RE: Dumbest Things You've Done When Drunk?

Tue Nov 08, 2005 9:08 am

i cried during "Titanic"
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RE: Dumbest Things You've Done When Drunk?

Tue Nov 08, 2005 9:11 am

a friend drove is 80's year Ford Mustang and I held on...

crouched upon the the rear bumper and hanging onto the hood grate as we drove down Sunrise Hwy.
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RE: Dumbest Things You've Done When Drunk?

Tue Nov 08, 2005 9:15 am

Quoting Stlgph (Reply 1):
i cried during "Titanic"

Oh man. I completely forgot about that. Opening night of Ladder 49 in the theatre. Bawled like a f*ckin baby. I was waiting for the happy Hollywood ending that never came. Man that tore me up.  Sad

Though thinking back I feel like a complete tool!  lol 
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RE: Dumbest Things You've Done When Drunk?

Tue Nov 08, 2005 9:15 am

I stole a picket fence. It wasn't very set very deep in the ground, apparently, so it was easy...

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RE: Dumbest Things You've Done When Drunk?

Tue Nov 08, 2005 9:20 am

This is a long list, but thankfully goes back a while. I am a reformed person now.....

The top 5

1: Slept with my brother's girlfriend
2: Drove a car when I could barely walk, (very, very stupid...)
3: Purchased a collectors item snow-dome on e-bay, ($120.00)
4: Organised a game of, "spin the bottle", (I was 25, how juvenile!!)
5: Attempted, (and failed) to steal one of those Colonel Sanders statues from the front of a KFC. Police were called. Thank god they were in a good mood. Just a warning.

Speaking of drunken silliness, thought you all might enjoy this:

Subject: Beer scooter

How many times have you woken up in the morning after a hard night
drinking and thought 'How on earth did I get home?' As hard as you
try, you cannot piece together your return journey from the pub to
your house.

The answer to this puzzle is that you used a Beer Scooter.
The Beer Scooter is a mythical form of transport, owned and leased to
the drunk by Bacchus the Roman god of wine. Bacchus has acquired a
large batch of these magical devices. The Beer Scooter works in the
following fashion: The passenger reaches a certain level of
drunkenness and the "slurring gland" begins to give off a pheromone.
Bacchus or one of his many sub-contractors detects this pheromone and
sends down a winged Beer Scooter.

The scooter scoops up the passenger and deposits them in their bedroom
via a Trans-Dimensional Portal. This is not cheap to run, so a large
portion of the passenger's in-pocket cash is taken as payment.
This answers the second question after a night out 'How did I spend so
much money?'

Unfortunately, Beer Scooters have a poor safety record and are thought
to be responsible for over 90% of all UDI (Unidentified Drinking
Injuries).

An undocumented feature of the beer scooter is the destruction of time
segments during the trip. The nature of Trans-Dimensional Portals
dictates that time will be lost, seemingly unaccounted for. This
answers a third question after a night out 'What the hell happened?'
With good intentions, Bacchus opted for the REMIT (Removal of
Embarrassing Moments In Time) add on, that automatically removes, in
descending
order, those parts in time regretted most.

Unfortunately one person's REMIT is not necessarily the REMIT of
another and quite often lost time is regained in discussions over a
period of time.

Independent studies have also shown that Beer Goggles often cause the
scooter's navigation system to malfunction thus sending the passenger
to the wrong bedroom, often with horrific consequences.

For the family man, Beer Scooters come equipped with flowers picked
from other people's garden and Thump-A-Lot boots (Patent Pending).
These boots are designed in such a way that no matter how quietly you
tip-toe up the stairs, you are sure to wake up your other half.
Special anti-gravity springs ensure that you bump into every wall in
the house and the CTSGS(Coffee Table Seeking Guidance System) explains
the bruised shins.

The final add-on Bacchus saw fit to invest in for some scooters is the
TAS (Tobacco Absorption System). This explains how one person can
apparently get through 260 Marlboro Lights in a single night.

PS: Don't forget the on-board heater, which allows you to comfortably
get home from the pub in sub-zero temperatures, wearing just a
T-shirt.
 
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RE: Dumbest Things You've Done When Drunk?

Tue Nov 08, 2005 9:22 am

Quoting Stlgph (Reply 1):
i cried during "Titanic"

I love people with this kind of comedy  Smile


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RE: Dumbest Things You've Done When Drunk?

Tue Nov 08, 2005 9:23 am

Made many silly post on A.net.  Smile
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RE: Dumbest Things You've Done When Drunk?

Tue Nov 08, 2005 9:23 am

Quoting KiwiinOz (Reply 5):
1: Slept with my brother's girlfriend

 Wow!  Wow!  Wow!  Wow!

I hope you had a good time  Wink
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RE: Dumbest Things You've Done When Drunk?

Tue Nov 08, 2005 9:33 am

Quoting Avianca (Reply 8):
I hope you had a good time

Not particularly. And the guilt that followed was not much fun either.

Just glad they weren't to serious!!
 
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RE: Dumbest Things You've Done When Drunk?

Tue Nov 08, 2005 9:35 am

I was 20, at my friend's 21st birthday bash at his parent's place. I managed to drink myself sick for the first time, then puke killing one of her plants by the frotn door.

She probably knows how...she just doesn't know who did it Smile
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RE: Dumbest Things You've Done When Drunk?

Tue Nov 08, 2005 9:49 am

My friend video taped me rubbing the back of my head against a bulkhead wall for about 10 minutes in business class on a trans Atlantic flight to Spain.

I can only remember it feeling good.  Smile

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RE: Dumbest Things You've Done When Drunk?

Tue Nov 08, 2005 9:52 am

Sorry I dont have anything to add to this list. Havent been that drunk to do dumb things. Does wanting to talk to a cop while drunk be considered a dumb thing?  silly 

Quoting BCAInfoSys (Thread starter):
True story. Pictures to prove it.

Prove it, I want to see pictures of both of your "drunken dumb" situations."  wink   laughing 
 
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RE: Dumbest Things You've Done When Drunk?

Tue Nov 08, 2005 10:29 am

Quoting Mexicana757 (Reply 12):
Prove it, I want to see pictures of both of your "drunken dumb" situations."

Well if I ever manage to get them scanned in, I will. I just wish I'd thought far enough forward to go digital.
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RE: Dumbest Things You've Done When Drunk?

Tue Nov 08, 2005 10:35 am

This weekend I was drunk, walking the streets of Philli, singing patriotic songs.

from the Angry American by Tkeith to like "im proud to be an american, where at least I know Im free". It started when I walked by the liberty bell and ended - well...i dont know...
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RE: Dumbest Things You've Done When Drunk?

Tue Nov 08, 2005 10:38 am

Summer House at Newport Beach - Partying like hell then stripping naked, jumping in the ocean with a steel rod during an electrical storm, screaming that 'I'm The Lightning Lord'. sheesh
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RE: Dumbest Things You've Done When Drunk?

Tue Nov 08, 2005 10:44 am

I'm innocent... I dont know what it means "To be drunk"

Oh yeah, i got wasted a few weeks ago and woke up in CPH...

Thats about it...
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RE: Dumbest Things You've Done When Drunk?

Tue Nov 08, 2005 10:54 am

I punctured my thigh on an 8ft high wrought iron cemetry fence whilst trying to climb over it. Ambulance was needed due to insane bleeding and I must confess, it did hurt and I won't be trying it again!!

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RE: Dumbest Things You've Done When Drunk?

Tue Nov 08, 2005 11:19 am

Stole a commemorative thingy of one of Switzerland's ministers (a true monument in the village it was in) in a 4am night commando of 12 fuly drunk men and women. Very successful but far from discreet!

One of us still has it today!
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Tue Nov 08, 2005 11:42 am

Slept with the Pres of the Satan's Horsemen's best girl....there are still places I can't go anymore for fear of the Hell's Angels equivalent of a fatwa but then no-one with any sense would go to King's Lynn (West Norfolk, not AKL) anyway, so it all worked out in the end.
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RE: Dumbest Things You've Done When Drunk?

Tue Nov 08, 2005 12:05 pm

A firend and I attempted to use garbage bags and go down a diamond class ski slope. Needless to say it took a while and we were pretty banged up. You should have seen the faces of the people in the lobby when we walked in at about 6am.

Other than that, I guess banging a ugly chick was probably the worse.
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RE: Dumbest Things You've Done When Drunk?

Tue Nov 08, 2005 12:12 pm

Went swimming at the beach in Cape Town at 5 in the morning. For anyone who has been there you will know how COLD the water is... Phone and money also got stolen that night...
 
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RE: Dumbest Things You've Done When Drunk?

Tue Nov 08, 2005 12:18 pm

Well, I did most of the '60s drunk. That was pretty dumb!

  • Threw up in my own back pocket and came home wrapped in a bedsheet.


  • Decided I was Geoff Duke. (I wasn't)


  • Flossed with Mrs. C____'s pantyhose in front of the whole town. My kids heard about that at a family reunion.


  • Went into the officers' swimming pool in my dress whites & itsy bitsies with my commanding officer, and the group commander and deputy commander watching disdainfully.


  • Took our bar-tending girl home, long after curfew, deep into Charlieville, seriously underarmed with only a .38 and never, never again!


  • Drove home across the little narrow bridge over the Gatun Locks. (Also across two officers' lawns. (Totally stupid!)


  • Some very naughty things with two casual friends' wives more or less simulaneously while one of them was driving the car. That could have been ugly!


  • Poured a beer in someone's guitar.


  • Had a dart duel with a friend in Vietnam. He was a gentleman. I was not. I won.


  • Traded punches in the shoulder with _______ who was just a little kid when I left town but was a giant viking when I came home. I hurt my wrist against his shoulder. He knocked me across the room.



  • Dumb thing I DID NOT do when drunk: Continue on to the next bar with a new friend one New Year's Eve. I went home and went to bed. He went down the street, got in a fight and killed a guy - went to prison.
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    RE: Dumbest Things You've Done When Drunk?

    Tue Nov 08, 2005 1:13 pm

    Damn SlamClick,

    You should write a book. I'm sure you'd get a few sales here on A.Net.  Wink
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    Tue Nov 08, 2005 1:58 pm

    Quoting SlamClick (Reply 22):
    Decided I was Geoff Duke

    The motorcycle racer?
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    Tue Nov 08, 2005 1:59 pm

    Quoting Jafa39 (Reply 24):
    The motorcycle racer?

    Well HE is.
    I'm not.
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    Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:12 pm

    Quoting SlamClick (Reply 25):
    Well HE is.
    I'm not.

    Yeah, I had a similar incident when I decided one day to be Barry Sheene for a few laps of Donington after a skin-full at a Suzuki launch, luckily I scared myself sober before any real harm was done!!
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    RE: Dumbest Things You've Done When Drunk?

    Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:46 pm

    Here are a few off the top of my head:

  • Pissed on a roommate's bed in college because I thought I was in the bathroom

  • Tore a phone off the wall in college while it was ringing and walked around with it speaking into the receiver wondering why I couldn't hear anyone

  • Stumbled into a room full of 49ers cheerleaders getting changed, looked around and said, "Fuck yeah" and then walked out (which was the stupid part. Also, I only heard about this a year later from someone who was there)

  • Got thrown in jail for fighting with the SFPD at the Black & White Ball one year

  • Climbed up a stripper pole at some strip joint in Portland

  • Tended bar at some place in New York City because the bartender wanted to take a break. Nobody knew I wasn't a real bartender so I just went along with it and winged it when mixing drinks. Earned a lot of tips that night and had some fun conversations. Not really stupid per se but kept on making pirate noises, which was.

  • At a fundraiser one night here in SF, I was pouring donated wine as a volunteer at some table and people thought I worked for the winery. So when they started asking questions about the wine I made up elaborate lies about where the stuff came from, the altitude the grapes were grown at and the annual production yield. Some owner of a foofoo restaurant who was at the event was interested in buying wine from the vineyard and started asking about pricing so I gave him some quotes and he gave me his card.
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    RE: Dumbest Things You've Done When Drunk?

    Tue Nov 08, 2005 4:30 pm

    Intercourse with someone I just met w/ out using a condom.
     
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    Tue Nov 08, 2005 4:37 pm

    Quoting Deltaflyertoo (Reply 28):
    Intercourse with someone I just met w/ out using a condom.

    But were you beer goggling?  Wink
     
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    Tue Nov 08, 2005 7:53 pm

    Also - Went up to a chick i didn't even know and have her a kiss and a hugg because i thought she was my sister... damm i was drunk then :P
     
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    Tue Nov 08, 2005 8:25 pm

    Quoting Springbokheavy (Reply 30):
    Also - Went up to a chick i didn't even know and have her a kiss and a hugg because i thought she was my sister... damm i was drunk then :P

    I do that when I'm sober. I drink to control myself.

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    Tue Nov 08, 2005 8:30 pm

    I am Irish and on St Patricks Day when I was still in school I went drinking with my friends and took booze from my house. A few hours later I was in ribbons and was falling all over the place in the city. The Cops pulled over and brought me down the cells till I was sobered up. Was not very nice. Altough it did teach me a lesson.

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    Tue Nov 08, 2005 8:36 pm

    hm, there have been a few things...

    i tried to get over a wooden fence, got my balls caught and spent some minutes to figure out how to save my jewelleries when my friend asked me why i didnt just walk through the open door one meter beside.

    and oh, dont ask me for a lighter when I am drunk. that girl never ever talked a word with me, when I threw some quarter of vine in her face to extinguish the fire I had lit up in her hair...
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    Tue Nov 08, 2005 8:55 pm

    Doing a pole dance and injuring my private parts...  ouch 
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    Tue Nov 08, 2005 9:08 pm

    Quoting Doona (Reply 31):
    I do that when I'm sober. I drink to control myself.

    Well it all turned out good in the end anyway Big grin Nothing beats a bit of Dutch Courage
     
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    Tue Nov 08, 2005 9:33 pm

    Drinking 13 free glasses of champagne in 30 minutes on an empty stomach and then being thrown out of the bar to throw up on the main drag in Sydney.

    Hugging the gate rep, Captain and Purser of the BA flight from St Pete to London two weeks ago  Smile (damn the free lounge alcohol and the flight delay!)

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    Tue Nov 08, 2005 11:02 pm

    Dumbest thing I've done when drunk? I think her name was Amy.
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    RE: Dumbest Things You've Done When Drunk?

    Tue Nov 08, 2005 11:11 pm

    Stole a bike-trashed it, punched a board of a house that was under construction-broke a knuckle, got into a fight with two football players-this was in a matter of 30 mins.
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    Tue Nov 08, 2005 11:12 pm

    Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 38):
    got into a fight with two football players-this was in a matter of 30 mins.

    And you were hospitalized for 2 months after the encounter with the football players  Wink
     
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    Tue Nov 08, 2005 11:27 pm

    Quoting OYRJA (Reply 39):
    And you were hospitalized for 2 months after the encounter with the football players

    Nah. I was with this basketball player from the school. We won, the cops came, and told us to go home...One of the football players got dropped Rocky style.
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    Wed Nov 09, 2005 12:07 am

    Fell in the bay in Nassau after a few too many shots and yards of Long Island Teas at Senor Frogs.

    Good times though.
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    Wed Nov 09, 2005 12:22 am

    I would have to say it was either the time I climbed up and over a steel truss bridge when I could hardly walk, or the time I had sex with my supervisor.

    But, hey, that was when I was young and stupid, so i just look back on it and say, "DOH!"

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    RE: Dumbest Things You've Done When Drunk?

    Wed Nov 09, 2005 12:29 am

    Ending up on top of Gkirks Mom

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    [Edited 2005-11-08 16:31:34]
     
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    Wed Nov 09, 2005 1:19 am

    Had sex with a girl
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    Wed Nov 09, 2005 1:23 am

    Dream I was sober and attractive.

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    RE: Dumbest Things You've Done When Drunk?

    Wed Nov 09, 2005 1:39 am

    Only a few I can actually remember that are noteworthy...

    1) Stole a 30ft Xmas tree from a Working Mens Club just round the corner from my University halls
    2) Stole the golden arches from up a 50ft pole at a nearby McDonalds taking it back to University halls and cutting it into a 'J' to suspend outside the window of the block I was in ('J' Block).
    3) Almost punching a cop when completely blind drunk. Fortunately he was very understanding and handed my over to my father.
    4) Dumb perhaps but funny...move all the diversion signs from a road construction site to send cars up a one mile diversion into a dead end road! Caused chaos....
    5) Downed a carafe of wine at 1am before going to bed and waking up at 4am to catch a coach to the airport....the coach with no restroom. I ended up vomiting and swallowing it down again.
    6) Drinking too much champagne on a flight and attempting comedy with US Immigration official at Washington.
    7) Thinking I could drive home 50 miles after having three small glasses of champagne in 2hrs despite having spent the rest of the day from 6.45am nearly continuously drinking my way from London-BCN-AGP and back. I managed it home in one piece and without incident...Definitely not one of my smartest moves.

    [Edited 2005-11-08 17:39:42]
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    RE: Dumbest Things You've Done When Drunk?

    Wed Nov 09, 2005 1:48 am

    Besides allowing yourself to get drunk in the first place?  Wink
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    Wed Nov 09, 2005 2:06 am

    Had a kid

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    RE: Dumbest Things You've Done When Drunk?

    Wed Nov 09, 2005 2:07 am

    When I woke up at night, still asleep and drunk, I opened my closet door and peed in it. I thought I was in a bathroom......

    I wasn't.....  ashamed 

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    Night Photos Beautiful shots taken while the sun is below the horizon

    Accidents Accident, incident and crash related photos

    Air to Air Photos taken by airborne photographers of airborne aircraft

    Special Paint Schemes Aircraft painted in beautiful and original liveries

    Airport Overviews Airport overviews from the air or ground

    Tails and Winglets Tail and Winglet closeups with beautiful airline logos