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Blind Dates From Hell?

Sat Dec 03, 2005 1:57 am

Something discussed on the radio today...

You have gone out on a date with someone you fancy and they do or say something that makes you wish you hadn't turned up.

Has this ever happened to you?
 
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RE: Blind Dates From Hell?

Sat Dec 03, 2005 2:01 am

Quoting 9VSPO (Thread starter):
and they do or say something that makes you wish you hadn't turned up.

She needed to pee and walked in to the mensroom.

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RE: Blind Dates From Hell?

Sat Dec 03, 2005 2:07 am

Met a woman through work this time last year. First date went ok, but on the second she gave me a front door key to her house!!!!
I hadn't run as fast since school. She turned out to be a right bunny boiler
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RE: Blind Dates From Hell?

Sat Dec 03, 2005 3:42 am

met a girl in a club, and arranged to meet up with her a second time. She was 18 , and told me she had a 2 yr old kid who had been taken away from her, and she was homeless.

I got the next train home.
 
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RE: Blind Dates From Hell?

Sat Dec 03, 2005 3:45 am

Quoting Nighthawk (Reply 3):
met a girl in a club, and arranged to meet up with her a second time. She was 18 , and told me she had a 2 yr old kid who had been taken away from her, and she was homeless.

I got the next train home

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RE: Blind Dates From Hell?

Sat Dec 03, 2005 3:49 am

I had kinda blind date in HEL once, and that went quite alright... Big grin
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RE: Blind Dates From Hell?

Sat Dec 03, 2005 4:17 am

Technically a “blind date” is going out with someone you never met in person or seen, right?

I can recall going out with a lady my friend's wife 'set me up' with. We had talked on the phone several times for hours and she was totally cool. Great conversation, great taste in music, movies, well travelled and had a great since of humor.
Well fast-forward a week later and I pick her up to meet her for the first time. When she answer the door, my GOD I wanted to run!!!!
She was so damn ugly!
Skinny as a pencil, huge witch-like nose, no lips at all and already had crows feet around her eyes. She had tons of make up caked on and she was still a dog.
I took her ugly butt out anyway but I cut the date short. I told her that someone paged me (this was back in 1997) and it was important and had to run. So I took her home.

Oh boy did my friend and his wife hear it from me!
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RE: Blind Dates From Hell?

Sat Dec 03, 2005 4:20 am

Quoting Superfly (Reply 6):
Skinny as a pencil, huge witch-like nose, no lips at all and already had crows feet around her eyes.

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RE: Blind Dates From Hell?

Sat Dec 03, 2005 5:30 am

Quoting 9VSPO (Reply 7):
Quoting Superfly (Reply 6):
Skinny as a pencil, huge witch-like nose, no lips at all and already had crows feet around her eyes.

If she had nice legs, I'm there.

I could write a novel on this topic!



Plenty of heiffers that looked like the wide woman above.

This did not happen to me; But, an aquaintance had a blind date with a hot Asian woman who turned out to be a Ladyboy//Chick with a dick!
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RE: Blind Dates From Hell?

Sat Dec 03, 2005 5:45 am

Quoting Zippyjet (Reply 8):
Plenty of heiffers that looked like the wide woman above.

Yep - had a few of those in my younger days. But as they say..."You don't make fun of the fireplace while you are poking the fire!"
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RE: Blind Dates From Hell?

Sat Dec 03, 2005 5:49 am

Quoting 9VSPO (Reply 9):
Yep - had a few of those in my younger days

So what did you do? Roll em in flour and look for the wet patch? Or get em to fart so it gave you a clue?
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RE: Blind Dates From Hell?

Sat Dec 03, 2005 6:10 am

Quoting 9VSPO (Reply 9):
Yep - had a few of those in my younger days. But as they say..."You don't make fun of the fireplace while you are poking the fire!"

I let that fire go out thank you! All of a sudden, my chronic bladder condition acted up and I had to immediately get off my feet and my ass and get to bed
ALONE! LOL.

Quoting Cosec59 (Reply 10):
So what did you do? Roll em in flour and look for the wet patch? Or get em to fart so it gave you a clue?

I called Arnold Ziffel and told him: Cow loose at.....


Arnold got those mooers back to Green Acres in a Boston nanna second!
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RE: Blind Dates From Hell?

Sat Dec 03, 2005 6:18 am

It's great to find out what your friends actually think of you based on who they set you up with. They're usually something fundamentally wrong with the person, like looks ok but lives in his parents' basement and collects smurfs or the worst- giggles nervously all the time. Then you know - your friends don' t think you can do any better.
 
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RE: Blind Dates From Hell?

Sat Dec 03, 2005 6:32 am

The ultimate blind date:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092666

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RE: Blind Dates From Hell?

Sat Dec 03, 2005 12:03 pm

I was set up on a blind date with a deaf girl.

We had a little sexfest for ourselves, but she never called me after that night.

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RE: Blind Dates From Hell?

Sat Dec 03, 2005 1:49 pm

Went to the cinema to see "Evita". He unzipped his fly. He asked if I wanted to play with it....no, not his zipper. I told him that the floor was probably cleaner and ignored him for the rest of the film. We never went out again. I don't know why.
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RE: Blind Dates From Hell?

Sat Dec 03, 2005 3:15 pm

Quoting Zippyjet (Reply 8):
This did not happen to me; But, an aquaintance had a blind date with a hot Asian woman who turned out to be a Ladyboy//Chick with a dick!

Imagine this poor dude going south for a fish muff dive lunch And instead getting a big suprise...spicey saussage!
The guy was 59 and needed some legal doccuments typed on old fashioned
typewriter. He phoned a temp secritarial service and had the three hour deep romantic conversation with "Tempo." Tempo was 19 and could type 95 words per minute on an IBM Selectric. This Ladyboy pictured could pass for
Tempo. Needless to say this guy made a dinner date with Tempo at a 5 star restaurant if she would dress in a microminiskirt and Uggs boots. They met and at least for this man was love at first site. Needless to say when he went down on Tempo he got a pecker not your normal female private parts!

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RE: Blind Dates From Hell?

Sat Dec 03, 2005 3:28 pm

If that's a ladyboy, I've got some "girls" to delete from my phone book LOL. I work at 12th & Spruce @ downtown PHL... the "Gayborhood." It's not just gays though, it's ALL sorts of stuff, this tomfoolery included.

You've all got me thinking what I'd do if I found a tiller where a change purse should be, and I really can't get to sleep.
 
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RE: Blind Dates From Hell?

Sun Dec 04, 2005 6:53 am

Quoting Jumpseatflyer (Reply 17):
You've all got me thinking what I'd do if I found a tiller where a change purse should be, and I really can't get to sleep.

I'd get quite aquainted with a bottle and drink; hoping it was all a nightmare,
or Zippyjet taken to a blind date in the Twilight Zone!



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RE: Blind Dates From Hell?

Sun Dec 04, 2005 7:27 am

Howdy,

Since kirky can't post i know he had a little experience not so long back, he kindly supplied the following photo of the babe he met..



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RE: Blind Dates From Hell?

Sun Dec 04, 2005 10:51 am

Quoting TFSPhoto (Reply 19):
Howdy,

Since kirky can't post i know he had a little experience not so long back, he kindly supplied the following photo of the babe he met..

They wrote a song about that blind date: DIRTY DEEDS DONE WITH SHEEP!
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