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What's Your Pornstar Name?

Thu Dec 29, 2005 6:28 pm

I saw the "Pornstar"-thread, and I remembered something I heard a few months back. To find out what your name would be if you were a pornstar, you take your pet's name and your mother's maiden name. Usually it works  silly 

Mine would be: Lady Wiberg. Which I find quite amusing.

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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Thu Dec 29, 2005 6:31 pm

Hmmm... Mine would be Martha Stewart.



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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Thu Dec 29, 2005 6:32 pm

Zack Cluggish

Hmmm....I don't see that on the promotional poster next to Jenna Jameson.  Sad
 
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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Thu Dec 29, 2005 8:40 pm

"Fred Garvin"

I kinda like the name "Karl Hungus". He starred in Jackie Treehorns' blockbuster film "Log Jammin". Anyone ever seen it?
474218, Carl, You will be missed.
 
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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Thu Dec 29, 2005 8:43 pm

I can't imagine "Maggie Cruickshank" setting the world of erotica aflame
 
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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Thu Dec 29, 2005 8:43 pm

MAC WEEKES

Hmm ... I think Mac suits me!

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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Thu Dec 29, 2005 8:47 pm

What if you never had a pet and the whole family hadn't have one eitehr
There is one problem with airbus. Though their products are engineering marvels they lack passion, completely.
 
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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Thu Dec 29, 2005 8:55 pm

Quoting Jush (Reply 6):
What if you never had a pet and the whole family hadn't have one eitehr

Simply substitute "Rex" or "Fifi".
474218, Carl, You will be missed.
 
kiwiandrew

RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Thu Dec 29, 2005 8:58 pm

Quoting Jush (Reply 6):
What if you never had a pet and the whole family hadn't have one eitehr

that is so sad ....nothing at all ?
 
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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:22 pm

Jush eat meat remember  wink 
Jush maybe eat pet too .... grunt.  Big grin

7L
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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:24 pm

Quoting 7LBAC111 (Reply 9):
Jush maybe eat pet too .... grunt.

 rotfl  as priceless as a mastercard moment
 
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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:40 pm

Tony Strokum.

 Wink
 
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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Thu Dec 29, 2005 11:42 pm

Fred Dines . . hmm but where does he dine? Big grin
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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Thu Dec 29, 2005 11:47 pm

Quoting 9VSPO (Reply 11):
Strokum.

 rotfl  Really? Your mothers maiden name was Strokum? Classic. Big grin

Quoting DrP (Reply 12):
but where does he dine?

From the furry cup ... ? Big grin
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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Thu Dec 29, 2005 11:57 pm

Condi Rice.

 Wink

Is that her correct name?
Sorry. Not sure.
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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Fri Dec 30, 2005 12:19 am

Quoting Kevinl1011 (Reply 3):
kinda like the name "Karl Hungus". He starred in Jackie Treehorns' blockbuster film "Log Jammin". Anyone ever seen it?

Obviously! BTW, he is also a musician, founder of the "Autobahn" band  Wink

and a nihilist  Smile
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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Fri Dec 30, 2005 1:11 am

Quoting 7LBAC111 (Reply 9):
Jush eat meat remember wink
Jush maybe eat pet too .... grunt. Big grin

7L

Great stuff. Just read you post in the gay'o'meter thread and combined with that it's kick ass funny ....

Gracias

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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Fri Dec 30, 2005 1:25 am

Quoting 7LBAC111 (Reply 13):
Quoting DrP (Reply 12):
but where does he dine?

From the furry cup ... ?

no comment Big grin
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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:20 am

Just call me Russell... 'Russell the wonder muscle'

My Korean friend is called Wonsuk (one-suck) and when he drinks too much and start talking what a great lover he is and how all the woman fall for him, we start calling him Won-Inch and ask him if the beer is really THAT cold.
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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:58 am

Quoting Jush (Reply 6):
What if you never had a pet and the whole family hadn't have one eitehr

i have heard that what you do is take your MIDDLE name as your new pornstar 1st name, and your STREET name for your lastname!

for me:
1st way = Jack Lewis
2nd way = Michael Rainbow  wink 

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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:00 am

Either an asian name such as "Hung Lho"

or more representative of my abilities "Tripod"
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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:06 am

My porn name is:

Austin Showers.
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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Sat Dec 31, 2005 9:19 pm

I always heard it was the pet's name plus the street name where you grew up. In that case (adjusted for gender) my name would be Chris Bradley or Chris Leonard. Hey, both are kinda cool.

I used to live on Bradley Circle but the area was deemed unsafe as it was on an air force base flight plan so we were forced to move and the new address was on Leonard Lane. My dog's name was Christy since she was born a few days before Christmas.
 
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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Sat Dec 31, 2005 10:11 pm

Quoting Doona (Thread starter):
take your pet's name and your mother's maiden name

Kim Lomas - doesn't quite work, does it?

Quoting StarCruiser (Reply 22):
I always heard it was the pet's name plus the street name where you grew up

Kim Stafford - a bit better!

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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Sat Dec 31, 2005 10:13 pm

Quoting StarCruiser (Reply 22):
pet's name plus the street name where you grew up

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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Sat Dec 31, 2005 10:36 pm

Quoting StarCruiser (Reply 22):
I always heard it was the pet's name plus the street name where you grew up

Cracker Whitfield Embarrassment

Quoting Doona (Thread starter):
you take your pet's name and your mother's maiden name

Cracker Crampton.. Embarrassment

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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Sat Dec 31, 2005 10:55 pm

I'm known by the name Seymour Boobs
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