|Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 55):|
Actually, I thought that it was compulsory. I'm sure I found something in my contract that says insult Gkirk at every opportunity or suffer the wrath of JGPH1A
This is true - the actual clause stipulates:-
Section 4.1.3 Abusive or Insulting Conduct
c) i. Airliners.net Members, hereinafter referred to as "The Member" shall at all times and in all circumstances, without exception, except for reasons of mental health or bereavement, as stipulated in Paragraph 4.1.2, subsection a), clause ii (two), make every effort to heap scorn, derision, personal calumny, slander, libel, tort and malfeasance upon the name, person, character, personal mores, habits and hygiene of the Member known as GKIRK, hereinafter referred to as "That Scottish Twat". Failure to do so will result in automatic subjection to withering sarcarsm, abuse and personal insult (including, but not limited to, opprobrious epithets, vicious rumour, leaks to the English print media, scathing comments on personal appearance and the destruction by arson of intimate items of clothing while still being worn), on the part of the Member known as JGPH1A, hereinafter referred to as "Young, Beautiful, Thin and Gorgeous".
|Quoting Banco (Reply 58):|
That's not exactly the most spine-chilling of threats, is it? It'd be like being attacked by a comatose guinea pig.
Ahem - I suggest instant extraordinary rendition of the above sad
on the part of the US authorities for heinous and gratuitous insult of a respect figure. What do we have laws for, I ask you ?
Young and beautiful and thin and gorgeous AND BANNED ! Cya at airspaceonline.com, losers