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Damn Valentines Day...

Tue Feb 14, 2006 6:12 am

Damn this holiday is gonna kill me! I mean, whoever the genius is that came up with this damn holiday should be shot by consumers and worshipped by Hallmark executives.

Oh well, at least it's a chance to spoil the little woman and ensure that Daddy gets lucky tonight!  bigthumbsup 

What do you guys think:

  • Bouquet of a dozen red/white roses: $40
  • Mini-boxed set "Bedside Guide" (Has 3 small hardbound books: "Great Sex Guide", "Kama Sutra", and "Great Sex Games"): $40
  • Novelty box of Sauza margarita flavored fudge (She's a margarita girl): $10
  • Cheesy Valentines Day card (Peanuts): $3
  • Plush cute little dog (promised to buy her a dog someday, this'll have to do for now): $15

  • April's favorite little "slut puppy" living up to his name: PRICELESS


So what did you guys/gals do for your signif. other?  couple 
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Matt72033
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RE: Damn Valentines Day...

Tue Feb 14, 2006 6:17 am

wow.....is that a huge thumb print i see on your forehead?  Wink
thats a lotta money to get laid!
 
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RE: Damn Valentines Day...

Tue Feb 14, 2006 6:33 am

Quoting BCAInfoSys (Thread starter):
Damn this holiday

Holiday? Holiday? If only it were, at least give us a day off instead of just draining the wallet ...........
 
Superfly
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RE: Damn Valentines Day...

Tue Feb 14, 2006 7:47 am

Valentines Day is for chumps and many guys get suckered in to buying crap for there undeserving girlfriends/wives.

There should be a holiday for males.
Perhaps a steak & blowjob day.
Women must make us a nice steak or treat us to our favorite steakhouse and give us a blowjob afterwards.
Bring back the Concorde
 
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RE: Damn Valentines Day...

Tue Feb 14, 2006 7:55 am

Quoting BCAInfoSys (Thread starter):
What do you guys think:



Bouquet of a dozen red/white roses: $40

Mini-boxed set "Bedside Guide" (Has 3 small hardbound books: "Great Sex Guide", "Kama Sutra", and "Great Sex Games"): $40

Novelty box of Sauza margarita flavored fudge (She's a margarita girl): $10

Cheesy Valentines Day card (Peanuts): $3

Plush cute little dog (promised to buy her a dog someday, this'll have to do for now): $15

Shot down due to stress headache brought on by having to figure out what to get the s/o for Valentine's? PRICELESS Big grin
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RE: Damn Valentines Day...

Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:50 am

Your a retailers dream come true. I think you purchased every typical item possible, all it says is I love you though shopped at the check out counter, can you tell.
You can cut the irony with a knife
 
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RE: Damn Valentines Day...

Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:52 am

 Sad

Most depressing day of the year is here again...  Sad
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RE: Damn Valentines Day...

Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:53 am

Quoting Superfly (Reply 3):
Valentines Day is for chumps and many guys get suckered in to buying crap for there undeserving girlfriends/wives.

There should be a holiday for males.
Perhaps a steak & blowjob day.
Women must make us a nice steak or treat us to our favorite steakhouse and give us a blowjob afterwards.

Word!
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RE: Damn Valentines Day...

Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:04 am

Quoting Superfly (Reply 3):
Perhaps a steak & blowjob day.
Women must make us a nice steak or treat us to our favorite steakhouse and give us a blowjob afterwards.

Someone give this guy a medal.  Wink
 
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RE: Damn Valentines Day...

Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:11 am

Quoting BCAInfoSys (Thread starter):
Daddy

Damn, thats pervy  Wink

Quoting BCAInfoSys (Thread starter):
slut puppy

Who dreamed that one up?  duck 

Quoting Matt72033 (Reply 1):
thats a lotta money to get laid!

Yep  Wink

Quoting Pilot kaz (Reply 6):
Most depressing day of the year is here again...

Yes  Sad

Oh well, there's always next year, if i play my cards right, over the next month  Wink



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MattMSP767
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RE: Damn Valentines Day...

Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:58 am

I've never had a Valentine  sigh 
 
luv2fly
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RE: Damn Valentines Day...

Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:59 am

My Valentines also has his Birthday on Valentines day, double whammy!
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RE: Damn Valentines Day...

Tue Feb 14, 2006 11:56 am

Why not go for some very sexy undies, especially if the lady looks good in them (Victoria Secrets or fancy french design stuff), then ask her to try them out tonight (but hope she doesn't have a headache)  biggrin  At least you make it clear that you want something-something up front.
 
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RE: Damn Valentines Day...

Tue Feb 14, 2006 11:57 am

Quoting Pilot kaz (Reply 6):
Most depressing day of the year is here again...  

Kaz honey, I'll be your valentine! But no hanky-panky. I don't swing that way.


Muah.

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RE: Damn Valentines Day...

Tue Feb 14, 2006 11:59 am

Quoting Luv2fly (Reply 11):
My Valentines also has his Birthday on Valentines day, double whammy!

My Mums Birthday also... *runs out to get prezzie ahhh*

Quoting UAL747 (Reply 13):

Kaz honey, I'll be your valentine! But no hanky-panky. I don't swing that way.

Its now official... I am THE A.net Fag Hag! yay  Silly Mwah!
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RE: Damn Valentines Day...

Tue Feb 14, 2006 12:06 pm

I made my girlfriend a box so she can put all of the stuff from our relationship in it. (Show Tickets, letters, etc).

It has pictures and things from our past on the outside of it. I made suede straps so the box remains closed and covered it in maps and postcards because she loves to travel. I wrote a nice letter and glued it to the inside cover.

I also ordered a dozen roses.

Oh, and my birthday is on Valentines day, too. (21)
 
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RE: Damn Valentines Day...

Tue Feb 14, 2006 12:11 pm

Quoting Pilot kaz (Reply 14):
Its now official... I am THE A.net Fag Hag! yay   Mwah!

What else?! We gays always go after the most popular, and dare I say, notorious women of them all to be in our posse! It was bound to happen sooner or later darling!

UAL
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RE: Damn Valentines Day...

Tue Feb 14, 2006 12:15 pm

Quoting Pilot kaz (Reply 14):
Its now official... I am THE A.net Fag Hag! yay Mwah!

Well there are worst things, at least with the fags you'll never go out of the house dressed badly, be behind in the latest music, we are always willing to help decorate though not move anything to heavy, you need lesbians for that chore and they usually have a truck if you are moving, have someone to drink and dance with and in a pinch we can high light you hair with a kit from the local chemist as you would say.
You can cut the irony with a knife
 
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RE: Damn Valentines Day...

Tue Feb 14, 2006 12:17 pm

READ MY SIGNATURE !!
"It is never legitimate to use the words of scripture to promote a loveless agenda." - Right Rev. Dr. Peter Short
 
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RE: Damn Valentines Day...

Tue Feb 14, 2006 12:21 pm

Quoting Luv2fly (Reply 17):
Well there are worst things, at least with the fags you'll never go out of the house dressed badly, be behind in the latest music, we are always willing to help decorate though not move anything to heavy, you need lesbians for that chore and they usually have a truck if you are moving

Ain't that the truth!

LOL.

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RE: Damn Valentines Day...

Tue Feb 14, 2006 12:31 pm

Quoting Luv2fly (Reply 17):
at least with the fags you'll never go out of the house dressed badly

Haha! thats true I admit!

Quoting Luv2fly (Reply 17):
e behind in the latest music,

Behind Muse ALWAYS  Wink

Quoting Luv2fly (Reply 17):
we are always willing to help decorate

Can you come over this weekend?  Wink
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RE: Damn Valentines Day...

Tue Feb 14, 2006 12:36 pm

Quoting Pilot kaz (Reply 20):
Can you come over this weekend?

Gladly though I have to bring my boyfriend as it is his Birthday on the 14th just like your Mums. You are always welcome here in Ohio and we can take you to the Rock and Roll hall of fame, we have an extra bedroom, friendly golden retriever and we promise no makeovers while you are sleeping.
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RE: Damn Valentines Day...

Tue Feb 14, 2006 12:43 pm

Quoting Luv2fly (Reply 17):
Well there are worst things, at least with the fags you'll never go out of the house dressed badly, be behind in the latest music, we are always willing to help decorate though not move anything to heavy, you need lesbians for that chore and they usually have a truck if you are moving, have someone to drink and dance with and in a pinch we can high light you hair with a kit from the local chemist as you would say.

Pilot kaz:
Screw that shit!  mischievous 
The two of us can have a real good time without that bad techno music, decorating and coloring each others hair!
Let's pretend we're married and play house. Big grin
Bring back the Concorde
 
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RE: Damn Valentines Day...

Tue Feb 14, 2006 12:51 pm

Quoting Superfly (Reply 22):
Screw that shit!

That wasn't sublime, was it? Absolutely no hidden meaning.... Wink
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RE: Damn Valentines Day...

Tue Feb 14, 2006 12:52 pm

cry all you want.

my wife is the least of my worries...its my staff of 11 women that I have to cater to. *sighs*
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RE: Damn Valentines Day...

Tue Feb 14, 2006 12:57 pm

Quoting Mirrodie (Reply 24):
its my staff of 11 women that I have to cater to. *sighs*

WOW, what kind of operation are you running on the streets of New York?  Wow!
You are a better pimp than me, I only have 7 working for me.
Kudos to you Mario!  Cool
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RE: Damn Valentines Day...

Tue Feb 14, 2006 12:58 pm

Quoting Superfly (Reply 22):
Pilot kaz:
Screw that shit!
The two of us can have a real good time without that bad techno music, decorating and coloring each others hair!
Let's pretend we're married and play house.

Do not be cutting into our action there Mr. Fly!
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RE: Damn Valentines Day...

Tue Feb 14, 2006 1:24 pm

Thank god I am single........................................................
Je pense, donc je vole Concorde!
 
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RE: Damn Valentines Day...

Tue Feb 14, 2006 2:36 pm

Quoting Luv2fly (Reply 26):
Do not be cutting into our action there Mr. Fly!

Umm, if you're gay you wont be getting too much "action" from Pilot kaz.  Smile
Bring back the Concorde
 
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RE: Damn Valentines Day...

Tue Feb 14, 2006 2:50 pm

I got three dates and am going with all of them Big grin Big grin Big grin

They are just friends tho, just for the fun...  Sad at least it saves me some $$$ (yeah right, doubt it even in this case lol)

Cheers
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RE: Damn Valentines Day...

Tue Feb 14, 2006 2:58 pm

Quoting BCAInfoSys (Thread starter):
So what did you guys/gals do for your signif. other?

Nothing. First of all I'm out of town, secondly I don't do Valentine's day and she knows it. I don't need Hallmark to tell me what day to buy my wife flowers, I buy her roses regularly and at non-inflated prices too!
After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF...
 
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RE: Damn Valentines Day...

Tue Feb 14, 2006 3:53 pm

Quoting Mirrodie (Reply 24):
my wife is the least of my worries...its my staff of 11 women that I have to cater to. *sighs*

you stud!!
 
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RE: Damn Valentines Day...

Tue Feb 14, 2006 4:35 pm

Asda's got the right idea.  Wink


The 8p Valentine's card.

 
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RE: Damn Valentines Day...

Tue Feb 14, 2006 5:01 pm

Perfume & Flowers.
regds
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RE: Damn Valentines Day...

Tue Feb 14, 2006 5:14 pm

I got a card (THE best card. Evur. Yesh...)  cloudnine 

Now I just feel bad for not being able to get him anything but an eCard... :/ I shall make up for that later! Big grin





... no kinky remarks, you #�%&/!  Silly
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RE: Damn Valentines Day...

Tue Feb 14, 2006 8:26 pm

Quoting Jap (Reply 34):
I shall make up for that later!

Take it thats a double room at MAN then? Big grin

Lew
 
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RE: Damn Valentines Day...

Tue Feb 14, 2006 8:29 pm

Quoting TFSPhoto (Reply 35):
Take it thats a double room at MAN then?

No...

Kev's parents live in Manchester- we need no hotel

Welcome back, lew  Smile

[Edited 2006-02-14 12:30:35]
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RE: Damn Valentines Day...

Tue Feb 14, 2006 8:33 pm

I take it they will be coinsidently on holiday that weekend?  couple 

Quoting Jap (Reply 36):
Welcome back, lew

Many thanks, just woke up actually before i go to the hospital for a checkup and some stitches replaced. Feels good to be able to post on my own again  Smile

Lew
 
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RE: Damn Valentines Day...

Wed Feb 15, 2006 12:07 am

Quoting TFSPhoto (Reply 37):
I take it they will be coinsidently on holiday that weekend? couple

Don't know- we always stay at theirs when we're in MAN (or his mom would kill us...), so if they aren't, they're probably used to us by now anyway  cheeky 

(kidding... I swear we're not friggin rabbits...)

Quoting TFSPhoto (Reply 37):
Many thanks, just woke up actually before i go to the hospital for a checkup and some stitches replaced. Feels good to be able to post on my own again Smile

Good luck with the check-up, mate! Hope it went well!
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RE: Damn Valentines Day...

Wed Feb 15, 2006 2:04 am

ROFLMAO, you guys dont understand!

its a bigger PITA that you realize!
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RE: Damn Valentines Day...

Thu Feb 16, 2006 9:09 am

Quoting MattMSP767 (Reply 10):
I've never had a Valentine sigh

I don't believe that for one minute Matt!
 
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RE: Damn Valentines Day...

Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:57 pm

Quoting BMIFlyer (Reply 9):
Who dreamed that one up?

That would be me. Sir Stevie's a young pup, and he's slutty, so how could I resist calling him the Slut Puppy?

Stevie, when do I get to meet this girlie? I haven't even heard you talk about her, so it must be serious!!
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