Garri767
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Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:21 am

sorry, posted in wrong forum will move it. thanks!

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You realize we have to post in it now until it's gone.
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Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:30 am

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 1):
You realize we have to post in it now until it's gone.

Hmm.. what should we talk about..
 
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Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:31 am

Quoting UAalltheway (Reply 2):
Hmm.. what should we talk about..

swamp dragons
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Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:32 am

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

If you shoot a mime, do you need to use a silencer?

What would happen if you put 1,000,000 pigeons in a 747......
 
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Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:34 am

Quoting Srbmod (Reply 4):

What would happen if you put 1,000,000 pigeons in a 747......

"On this flight we will only serve chicken"
 
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Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:34 am

its amazing why the heck you guys even looked at this thread lol
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Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:36 am

Quoting Garri767 (Reply 6):
its amazing why the heck you guys even looked at this thread lol

ancient non_av traditions, ma'am
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Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:37 am

Garri767: With a title like that?!? You have to look at stuff like that
 
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Quoting Srbmod (Reply 4):
What would happen if you put 1,000,000 pigeons in a 747......

Already going over in Tech/Ops:

https://www.airliners.net/discussions/tech_ops/read.main/145360/

I like the swamp dragon idea.




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Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:39 am

Quoting Garri767 (Reply 6):
its amazing why the heck you guys even looked at this thread lol

It works like the thread in civ. av. about the guy jumping from a Delta plane earlier. Within 4 posts people started consulting charts for the height of the door off the ground, and whether it would be higher or not due to less fuel in the tanks after the flight.
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Yup, it's like a really bad train wreck - you know it's wrong to stand around and stare, but somehow you just can't help it.
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When will NW retire its DC9's!
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Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:41 am

well aloges, ill strike up a conversation, why is your RR one more then mine!?!? lol  Wink
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Its raining.... poo  Sad
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Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:45 am

Quoting Garri767 (Reply 13):
well aloges, ill strike up a conversation, why is your RR one more then mine!?!? lol

Hey, Garri767, you want to exchange RRs?
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Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:45 am

Actually it is a whole two.....
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Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:45 am

Because OYRJA is no longer registered. When he was, my RR was five (?) points higher... the rope is still dangling from the ceiling, but I guess I'll eventually get over it.

Besides, there is nothing in the solid concrete ceiling I could attach a rope to.
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Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:54 am

Quoting Pilot kaz (Reply 14):
Its raining.... poo Sad

Halleluja, it's raining poo! Poo poo!

... god, I should go to bed Big grin
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poop.

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Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:12 am

Best thread ever !

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Blonde Jokes!!

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pick it up, pull the pin, and throw it back.
 
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Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:20 am

Quoting UAalltheway (Reply 24):

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Score with her?
 
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Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:21 am

Quoting Pilot kaz (Reply 14):
Its raining.... poo

It's raining water here.
No trees were harmed by this message. However, several million electrons were terribly inconvenienced
 
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Quoting Garri767 (Reply 6):
its amazing why the heck you guys even looked at this thread lol

Oh, it will probably have the top # of views this week.  Wink
 
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Message too short

The message you were about to post is too short and probably not of any higher value to the topic at hand. You should think long and hard before posting a message in this forum and make it detailed and a valuable addition to the topic discussed.

Avoid posting "Me Too" messages. These are messages that are posted by people who agree to a point being discussed and post a one liner, "me too!", "Good post Jim!", "I disagree" or similar message. This takes up time as readers must sort through these messages which have no real value to the group at large. Any message containing nothing more than a line or two of text is probably not worth posting.

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Pum pum pum
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pum pum pum
another one bites the dust..

Playing on the radio at the moment.. Wink
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What's wrong with you people? All these replies and no one's gotten laid yet?
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Have you ever bought a package of new underwear, only to find that they weren't "new"?
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 wink   wink   wink 

[Edited 2006-02-15 01:46:37]
Up, up and away!
 
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Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 38):
What's wrong with you people? All these replies and no one's gotten laid yet?

I have, 78 times.
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This new Miracle Jock Itch Cure gave me a bad rash! Damned eBay!
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Quoting Pilot kaz (Reply 41):
78 times.

Just since this thread opened? You GO girl!
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Another eBay mistake: the bread slicer I bought had a bullet hole and brain matter on it. I gave them positive feedback, though!
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My neighbor bought infant clothes on eBay. When they arrived, they had vomit stains and reeked of marijuana smoke.
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if you have a 747 on a treadmill with 100,000 pigeons in it, will the yankees still suck?
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Quoting Klaus (Reply 31):
Now imagine what would happen if the mods should refrain from exterminating this thread and it would persist in all its cadaverous glory...!

Well we've been having a good chuckle, since so much effort was put into getting us to notice this thread but never hit the suggest deletion button.

So.........

I bought 24 rolls of TP at Walmart last night, only $6.19 too!

[Edited 2006-02-15 02:09:11]
fuddle duddle
 
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Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 43):
Just since this thread opened? You GO girl!

108 now  Smile
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Quoting Pilot kaz (Reply 48):
108 now

You've got a dirty mind. You come sit by me.
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