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RE: Delete This Thread Please

Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:46 am

Quoting ScottishLaddie (Reply 148):

do you know where I can find the original video with those guys? Big grin
 
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RE: Delete This Thread Please

Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:47 am

Quoting KFLLCFII (Reply 149):
99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall!

98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 97 bottles of beer on the wall!
Just...fly.
 
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RE: Delete This Thread Please

Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:48 am

Quoting Btriple7 (Reply 151):
98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 97 bottles of beer on the wall!

97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 96 bottles of beer on the wall!
Just...fly.
 
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RE: Delete This Thread Please

Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:49 am

Quoting Btriple7 (Reply 152):
97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 96 bottles of beer on the wall!

96 bottles of beer on the wall, 96 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 95 bottles of beer on the wall!
Just...fly.
 
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RE: Delete This Thread Please

Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:50 am

Quoting Btriple7 (Reply 153):
96 bottles of beer on the wall, 96 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 95 bottles of beer on the wall!

95 bottles of beer on the wall, 95 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 94 bottles of beer on the wall!
Just...fly.
 
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RE: Delete This Thread Please

Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:50 am

Quoting Btriple7 (Reply 154):
95 bottles of beer on the wall, 95 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 94 bottles of beer on the wall!

94 bottles of beer on the wall, 94 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 93 bottles of beer on the wall!
Just...fly.
 
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RE: Delete This Thread Please

Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:51 am

Quoting Btriple7 (Reply 155):
94 bottles of beer on the wall, 94 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 93 bottles of beer on the wall!

93 bottles of beer on the wall, 93 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 92 bottles of beer on the wall!
Just...fly.
 
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RE: Delete This Thread Please

Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:51 am

Quoting Btriple7 (Reply 156):
93 bottles of beer on the wall, 93 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 92 bottles of beer on the wall!

92 bottles of beer on the wall, 92 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 91 bottles of beer on the wall!
Just...fly.
 
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RE: Delete This Thread Please

Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:52 am

Quoting Btriple7 (Reply 157):
92 bottles of beer on the wall, 92 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 91 bottles of beer on the wall!

91 bottles of beer on the wall, 91 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 90 bottles of beer on the wall!
Just...fly.
 
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RE: Delete This Thread Please

Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:53 am

Quoting Btriple7 (Reply 158):
91 bottles of beer on the wall, 91 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 90 bottles of beer on the wall!

90 bottles of beer on the wall, 90 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 89 bottles of beer on the wall!

Okay...someone else can finish this.

Btriple7  Smile
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RE: Delete This Thread Please

Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:54 am

Quoting Btriple7 (Reply 159):
Okay...someone else can finish this.

Sorry, I can't resist.

Quoting Btriple7 (Reply 159):
90 bottles of beer on the wall, 90 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 89 bottles of beer on the wall!

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 88 bottles of beer on the wall!
Just...fly.
 
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RE: Delete This Thread Please

Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:54 am

Quoting Btriple7 (Reply 160):
89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 88 bottles of beer on the wall!

88 bottles of beer on the wall, 88 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 87 bottles of beer on the wall!
Just...fly.
 
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RE: Delete This Thread Please

Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:55 am

Quoting Btriple7 (Reply 161):
88 bottles of beer on the wall, 88 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 87 bottles of beer on the wall!

87 bottles of beer on the wall, 87 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 86 bottles of beer on the wall!
Just...fly.
 
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RE: Delete This Thread Please

Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:56 am

Quoting Btriple7 (Reply 162):
87 bottles of beer on the wall, 87 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 86 bottles of beer on the wall!

86 bottles of beer on the wall, 86 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 85 bottles of beer on the wall!
Just...fly.
 
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RE: Delete This Thread Please

Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:57 am

Quoting Btriple7 (Reply 163):
86 bottles of beer on the wall, 86 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 85 bottles of beer on the wall!

85 bottles of beer on the wall, 85 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 84 bottles of beer on the wall!
Just...fly.
 
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RE: Delete This Thread Please

Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:57 am

Quoting Btriple7 (Reply 164):
85 bottles of beer on the wall, 85 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 84 bottles of beer on the wall!

84 bottles of beer on the wall, 84 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 83 bottles of beer on the wall!
Just...fly.
 
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RE: Delete This Thread Please

Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:58 am

Quoting Btriple7 (Reply 165):
84 bottles of beer on the wall, 84 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 83 bottles of beer on the wall!

83 bottles of beer on the wall, 83 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 82 bottles of beer on the wall!
Just...fly.
 
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RE: Delete This Thread Please

Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:59 am

Quoting Btriple7 (Reply 166):

83 bottles of beer on the wall, 83 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 82 bottles of beer on the wall!

82 bottles of beer on the wall, 82 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 81 bottles of beer on the wall!
Just...fly.
 
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RE: Delete This Thread Please

Thu Feb 16, 2006 7:00 am

Quoting Btriple7 (Reply 167):
82 bottles of beer on the wall, 82 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 81 bottles of beer on the wall!

81 bottles of beer on the wall, 81 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 80 bottles of beer on the wall!
Just...fly.
 
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Thu Feb 16, 2006 7:00 am

Quoting Btriple7 (Reply 168):
81 bottles of beer on the wall, 81 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 80 bottles of beer on the wall!

80 bottles of beer on the wall, 80 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 79 bottles of beer on the wall!

Okay...this time I'm really finished
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Thu Feb 16, 2006 7:05 am

Quoting Wrighbrothers (Reply 95):
Is yoda a master Jedi, or a Jedi master ???

I think he is the master of the jedi's and still be a jedi master, so he is Yoda the master Jedi Master Yoda, Master of the Jedi Masters...
No?

Quoting Aloges (Reply 94):
replaced by Embradiers.

who then in turn is owned by Jradier, a fellow A.netter undercover here...

this thread is almost as crazy as this Belgian TV station;
http://jim.be/
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Thu Feb 16, 2006 7:14 am

Does anyone count distance using the "Beer on the wall" song? For example...

Its 38 Bottles of beer to my local pub...
Its 45 Bottles of beer to my local train station...
Work is about 4000 bottles of beer away...

:P
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RE: Delete This Thread Please

Thu Feb 16, 2006 7:29 am

Quoting Kaddyuk (Reply 171):
Does anyone count distance using the "Beer on the wall" song? For example...

Its 38 Bottles of beer to my local pub...
Its 45 Bottles of beer to my local train station...
Work is about 4000 bottles of beer away...

 rotfl 
 
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Thu Feb 16, 2006 7:41 am

What did the leper say to the prostitute?




Keep the tip.

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Thu Feb 16, 2006 7:45 am

Quoting Aloges (Reply 3):
swamp dragons

Aren't they closely related to Moon Dragons (draco lunaris)? Swamp Dragons really are the most comical creatures. They fly poorly and are inclined to explode without warning. These explosions are due to the generation of various flammable gasses in their internal plumbing.

Regards, Robert  bouncy 
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Thu Feb 16, 2006 7:49 am

Quoting SWISSER (Reply 170):
I think he is the master of the jedi's and still be a jedi master, so he is Yoda the master Jedi Master Yoda, Master of the Jedi Masters...
No?

Well, I guess that's one way to put it  Big grin.

Could you imagine Yoda as a bus driver ?
"London you go to ?, 50p be the cost"

or a tube driver ?
"arriving at Covent Square we are"

Or a rapper ?
"from the west side one be from"

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Thu Feb 16, 2006 7:59 am

Quoting RobertNL070 (Reply 174):
Swamp Dragons really are the most comical creatures.

http://www.roamshidingspot.com/IMG00020.jpg
 
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Thu Feb 16, 2006 8:01 am

Quoting Wrighbrothers (Reply 175):
or a tube driver ?

"dangerously and disturbing this puzzle is to arrive at the dark side of the path in the tunnel and not originating from a light side...mmm medidate on this one I will..."

I guess you will never arrive...
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Thu Feb 16, 2006 8:03 am

Quoting SWISSER (Reply 177):
"dangerously and disturbing this puzzle is to arrive at the dark side of the path in the tunnel and not originating from a light side...mmm medidate on this one I will..."

That's a good one  Smile

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Thu Feb 16, 2006 8:04 am

So the HMO manager died and went up to heaven. St. Peter met him at the Pearly Gates and said, "Well, you can stay for three days but then we've gotta send you to hell."

Texan
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Thu Feb 16, 2006 8:12 am

I have passed into a BIZARRO SEINFELD realm. 175 posts about nothing !
 
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Thu Feb 16, 2006 8:15 am

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Thu Feb 16, 2006 9:08 am

I just realized I never went to bed last night. Damned ADD.
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Thu Feb 16, 2006 9:30 am

Why did kamikazes wear helmets?  Confused
Let's play some Pitch...
 
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Thu Feb 16, 2006 9:33 am

Quoting RobertNL070 (Reply 174):
These explosions are due to the generation of various flammable gasses in their internal plumbing.

Which can of course be re-arranged as required. A swamp dragon can even reach supersonic speeds, so Ladies and Gentlemen: we have found Concorde's successor.
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Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:08 am

"Swamp Dragon Flight 7645 operated by Air BoggyDragon is now being ushered into gate 3... we are expecting a quick turn after the aircraft eats the ramper..."

"If the facts do not conform to the theory, they will have to be disposed of"
 
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Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:17 am

Quoting Pilot kaz (Reply 125):
even better than "Not a bloody Sausage"?

I must admit, the randomness of that was fantastic! (A family member who works for BA sent me a text saying "Not a bloody sausage" in response to a question regarding if any window seats were available on a flight Joge was flying on)
 
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Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:30 am

Quoting Ejmmsu (Reply 185):
"Swamp Dragon Flight 7645 operated by Air BoggyDragon is now being ushered into gate 3... we are expecting a quick turn after the aircraft eats the ramper..."

 rotfl  ...and if this aircraft is wet-leased, should we expect a flaming sulfuric acid bath at the ramp?  wink 
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Thu Feb 16, 2006 12:09 pm

Clarice Starling: If you didn't kill him, then who did, sir?

Hannibal Lecter: Who can say. Best thing for him, really. His therapy was going nowhere.
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Thu Feb 16, 2006 4:41 pm

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a room with or without a view?"

[Edited 2006-02-16 08:42:04]
 
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Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:26 pm

Quoting Kaddyuk (Reply 171):
Does anyone count distance using the "Beer on the wall" song? For example...

Its 38 Bottles of beer to my local pub...
Its 45 Bottles of beer to my local train station...
Work is about 4000 bottles of beer away...

i measure time in beer. My friend arrives in the pub and asks "have you been here long" so i raise my glass, pointing to how much has been drunk out of it, and say "that long"

Quoting Btriple7 (Reply 181):
Btriple7

Stop trying to raise your posting count and make the top posters list.......
 
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Thu Feb 16, 2006 8:11 pm

Famous tv dolphin Flipper was arrested earlier this week on charges of running a prostitution ring. He was caught taking two sixteen year olds across state lines for immoral porpoises  Silly

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Thu Feb 16, 2006 8:29 pm

Mickey wants a divorce, so he meets his solicitor, who says "Look, you need grounds for divorce, you can't just divorce Minney because she's clumsy!"
"I didn't say she was clumsy" says Mickey, "I said she was effing Goofy!"
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Thu Feb 16, 2006 8:45 pm

Just looked out of the window to see that the "smoking shed" is full. No wonder the workshop phone goes unanswered - have they forgotten we've got an AOG!  Angry
 
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Thu Feb 16, 2006 9:12 pm

Famous playboy Hugh Hefner recently evicted some monks who had set up shop outside of the Playboy Mansion. The friars would give flowers to all the passing people and urge them to give up sin. Hef finally tired of seeing this and called the police. Said one of the monks, "If it had been anyone else we might have gotten away with it. This just goes to prove that only Hugh can prevent florist friars!"  Silly

Texan
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Thu Feb 16, 2006 9:18 pm

I was hoping that my 1000th post might be about something constructive over in av-photo, it wasn't to be  Sad

so here's number 1000.........

Tom, Dick and Harry, three explorers, were captured by cannibals in the jungles of Borneo.

The cannibal chief says to them, "If you pass the tribal test we will let you live. Go into the jungle and gather 10 items of the same fruit.

So the three guys scamper into the woods, and Tom comes back first with 10 apples. The Chief explains the trial to him, "You must shove the fruits up your butt without any statement on your face or you will be eaten."

The first apple was okay but Tom winced in pain on the second apple, and was promptly killed and went to heaven (he was a good explorer).

Dick comes back with 10 berries and the chief explains the trial to him as well. Dick doesn't think it should be too tough and begins. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. But on the ninth berry he burst out laughing and is killed.

Tom and Dick meet in heaven where Tom asks, "Dick, why did you laugh? You almost got away with it!" Dick replied, "I couldn't help it. I saw Harry coming with an armload of pineapples."
 
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Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:59 am

Quoting Ejmmsu (Reply 185):
"Swamp Dragon Flight 7645 operated by Air BoggyDragon is now being ushered into gate 3... we are expecting a quick turn after the aircraft eats the ramper..."

They can be so much more adorable...

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
 
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Fri Feb 17, 2006 2:30 am

What do you do if you see a spaceman?

Parkman.
Breakfast in BHX, lunch in FAO, dinner in TIP, baggage in YYC.
 
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Fri Feb 17, 2006 2:33 am

I can't find my Turtle wax, anyone seen it?

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