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kaddyuk
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Chris Sharps Is Guilty...

Sat Feb 25, 2006 6:23 am

Last night on the way home from the club, Chris (Chris78cpr) decided to fall over (He says he was "pushed" but i dont belive him). He did this into a car. Someone spotted him and reported him to the "5-0" (police). He was then arrested and taken to the local constabulary. Here he was interviewed and Charged with being "Drunk and Disorderly" which under the UK Judicial system is an official caution OR a fine. He decided to take the fine (£110). The best part of all is... He dislocated his shoulder AND thinks he has broken his collar bone.

I personally think they should have banged him up and thrown away the key...

HAHAHA!

[Edited 2006-02-24 22:24:57]
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RE: Chris Sharps Is Guilty...

Sat Feb 25, 2006 6:26 am

excellent, what we like to hear lol, anetters enjoying themselves, you didnt happen to be involved did you Kev?
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RE: Chris Sharps Is Guilty...

Sat Feb 25, 2006 6:27 am

Busted!

Kev I bet it was you that pushed him  Wink
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kaddyuk
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RE: Chris Sharps Is Guilty...

Sat Feb 25, 2006 6:30 am

I wasnt present, I was a Light weight (As though five pints, Four Sambuca Shooters, A "Thai" Bucket and several vodka cokes is "light") and went home early with some friends of chris...

Hahaha!
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RE: Chris Sharps Is Guilty...

Sat Feb 25, 2006 6:32 am

That could never happen to me since I can handle large amounts of alcoholic drinks.  Wink

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RE: Chris Sharps Is Guilty...

Sat Feb 25, 2006 6:32 am

Quoting Kaddyuk (Reply 3):
I wasnt present, I was a Light weight (As though five pints, Four Sambuca Shooters, A "Thai" Bucket and several vodka cokes is "light") and went home early with some friends of chris...

The Light weight thing i can believe  Wink
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RE: Chris Sharps Is Guilty...

Sat Feb 25, 2006 6:36 am

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 4):
That could never happen to me since I can handle large amounts of alcoholic drinks

Here here! I mean who drinks Thai Bucket's anyway? Sounds like something with vaginal deposits of a 14 year old whore. Bad mental image, sorry.
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RE: Chris Sharps Is Guilty...

Sat Feb 25, 2006 6:38 am

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 6):
vaginal deposits of a 14 year old whore

Met many 14yr old whores have you?  Wink



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RE: Chris Sharps Is Guilty...

Sat Feb 25, 2006 6:41 am

Quoting BMIFlyer (Reply 7):
Met many 14yr old whores have you?

Just describing some of the things you told me about from your spontaneous solo trip to BKK.
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RE: Chris Sharps Is Guilty...

Sat Feb 25, 2006 6:44 am

With the flag incident in Tokyo, this does not surprise me...  Silly And despite the dislocated arm and the collarbone, you're STILL going drinking tonight... tsk Big grin

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 6):
Here here! I mean who drinks Thai Bucket's anyway? Sounds like something with vaginal deposits of a 14 year old whore. Bad mental image, sorry.

'fraid not  Wink Thai buckets apparently are drinks with thai whiskey served in mini buckets  Silly How I know this, I do not know...
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RE: Chris Sharps Is Guilty...

Sat Feb 25, 2006 6:47 am

Quoting Jap (Reply 9):
How I know this, I do not know...

Mother's a barmaid?  Wink
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RE: Chris Sharps Is Guilty...

Sat Feb 25, 2006 6:49 am

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 8):
Just describing some of the things you told me about from your spontaneous solo trip to BKK

Eh?  irked 

Not funny  Sad



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RE: Chris Sharps Is Guilty...

Sat Feb 25, 2006 6:51 am

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 10):
Mother's a barmaid? Wink

 biggrin  If fixing up and packing cables in a factory can be considered barwork, then, yes  Silly
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RE: Chris Sharps Is Guilty...

Sun Feb 26, 2006 1:55 am

Quoting Kaddyuk (Thread starter):
Last night on the way home from the club, Chris (Chris78cpr) decided to fall over

We have all been there at some stage.

Some more than others  Wink



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kaddyuk
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RE: Chris Sharps Is Guilty...

Sun Feb 26, 2006 5:08 am

This guy almost deserved it  Wink
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