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David Beckham Is Def. Missing Some Brain Cells...

Mon Feb 27, 2006 5:53 am

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060226...lengespbritainpeopleoffbeatbeckham

I'm speechless, it almost seems like a satire story...but its apparently real!

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RE: David Beckham Is Def. Missing Some Brain Cells...

Mon Feb 27, 2006 5:56 am

Quoting USAFHummer (Thread starter):
David Beckham Is Def. Missing Some Brain Cells...

Without a shadow of a doubt !! He could only look at the pictures in his Autobiography

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RE: David Beckham Is Def. Missing Some Brain Cells

Mon Feb 27, 2006 5:59 am

I read the same in the online edition of a German newspaper this afternoon. Well, I am not wondering about that, the only thing he can properly do is playing football. When he would suck at football too, he would probably flip burgers at MickeyD's instead of earning millions every month.

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RE: David Beckham Is Def. Missing Some Brain Cells...

Mon Feb 27, 2006 5:59 am

Quote:
"I think it was maths

He thinks it was maths???

Am surprised Posh could help out though!
 
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RE: David Beckham Is Def. Missing Some Brain Cells...

Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:00 am

You gotta admit he is good at soccer tho  Wink



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RE: David Beckham Is Def. Missing Some Brain Cells...

Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:03 am

Quote:
It's done totally differently to what I was teached when I was at school

What the hell does "teached" mean !!??

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RE: David Beckham Is Def. Missing Some Brain Cells...

Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:04 am

Good for him that for now he has his looks, though like Judge Judy is always saying. "Beauty fades, dumb is forever!"
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RE: David Beckham Is Def. Missing Some Brain Cells...

Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:04 am

Quoting USAFHummer (Thread starter):
I'm speechless, it almost seems like a satire story...but its apparently real!

Nothing to wonder about... The football players are known to be the most uneducated and idiot people in the whole sport world.
 
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RE: David Beckham Is Def. Missing Some Brain Cells

Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:10 am

Quoting Airbuzz (Reply 7):
Nothing to wonder about... The football players are known to be the most uneducated and idiot people in the whole sport world.

Correct, probably because most of them leave school very early to do nothing else than playing football. There are very few football players who have a high-school or university diploma (I think Oliver Kahn and Oliver Bierhoff have an university diploma in business economics).

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RE: David Beckham Is Def. Missing Some Brain Cells...

Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:12 am

I'd rather be dumb and be able to play football like he can mind!

who needs intelligence when your on 100 grand a week!

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RE: David Beckham Is Def. Missing Some Brain Cells...

Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:27 am

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 8):

Correct, probably because most of them leave school very early to do nothing else than playing football. There are very few football players who have a high-school or university diploma

Score one for professional American football players then  Wink Our pros here have pretty much all attended university for at least 3 years at the minimum, and many of them have finished out their degrees before turning pro...

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RE: David Beckham Is Def. Missing Some Brain Cells...

Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:29 am

Quoting USAFHummer (Reply 10):
Score one for professional American football players then Our pros here have pretty much all attended university for at least 3 years at the minimum, and many of them have finished out their degrees before turning pro...

But do you actually think they did anything else apart from playing American Football...
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RE: David Beckham Is Def. Missing Some Brain Cells...

Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:30 am

Ryan Giggs once famously said that if Beckham was not a footballer he would be on the dole, as he is too stupid to do anything else.

Anyway, Beckham has the right to be as thick as he wants to be. He can afford it.
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RE: David Beckham Is Def. Missing Some Brain Cells...

Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:55 am

Quoting GLAGAZ (Reply 5):
What the hell does "teached" mean !!??

I noticed that also. It's obvious that grammar wasn't his strongest subject.
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RE: David Beckham Is Def. Missing Some Brain Cells...

Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:31 pm

Quoting WhiteHatter (Reply 12):
Ryan Giggs once famously said that if Beckham was not a footballer he would be on the dole, as he is too stupid to do anything else.

And Beckham once said "My parents have always been there for me, ever since i was about seven." Big grin

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RE: David Beckham Is Def. Missing Some Brain Cells...

Tue Feb 28, 2006 5:15 am

I remember the one where he was so keen to go to Real Madrid he started taking Italian lessons.
 
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RE: David Beckham Is Def. Missing Some Brain Cells

Tue Feb 28, 2006 5:52 am

if Beckham is struggling now, wait till his kids gets to middle school or something. lucky him, at least he has enough money to buy his son multiple math tutors. lets hope that they won't charge him 1000 bucks an hr. and tell him its actually a 10.
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