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jafa39
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RE: Post Whatever Random Things You Can Think Of.

Sat Apr 08, 2006 7:58 pm

Quoting Pawsleykat (Reply 49):
Quoting YooYoo (Reply 13):
Homosexuals are gay

Homophobia is gay!

Homosexuality is actually compulsory for Gays, so its hardly homophobia is it?  Smile...unless you're the only gay in the village (sic)  Wink
We, the undersigned, do hereby consent.....
 
kiwiandrew

RE: Post Whatever Random Things You Can Think Of.

Sat Apr 08, 2006 8:00 pm

Quoting Jafa39 (Reply 50):
Homosexuality is actually compulsory for Gays

I can confirm that Homosexuality is indeed a prerequisite for Gay.101
 
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RE: Post Whatever Random Things You Can Think Of.

Sat Apr 08, 2006 8:21 pm

Faces are a doddle compared to tits and ass. No hairline.
Delete this User
 
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IFACN
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RE: Post Whatever Random Things You Can Think Of.

Sat Apr 08, 2006 9:35 pm

Why I'm thinking random things in English instead of Italian?
Anyway, the Volatility of Volatility is the fourth derivative of something and I still don't understand how to use it to calculate risk indicators on equity derivatives.

Quoting Kazzie (Reply 1):
I think in Pictures..

 eyepopping 

Kazzie, I'll never tell you what your username means in Italian... never. Never.


A.
 
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RE: Post Whatever Random Things You Can Think Of.

Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:15 am

Have you ever seen a llama kiss a llama on a llama llama in a car alarm a llama llama duck.
"I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library."
 
kiwiandrew

RE: Post Whatever Random Things You Can Think Of.

Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:19 am

Quoting Texan (Reply 55):
Have you ever seen a llama kiss a llama on a llama llama in a car alarm a llama llama duck.

have you ever seen ........... a therapist

I am a bit worried about your llama fixation ( and even more worried that one day you might explain it  Wink )
 
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Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:34 am







Where did everybody go?
 
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RE: Post Whatever Random Things You Can Think Of.

Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:38 am

It's raining, my pussy is warming my feet, and I think I'll just stay in bed all day.
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RE: Post Whatever Random Things You Can Think Of.

Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:47 am

The message you were about to post is too short and probably not of any higher value to the topic at hand. You should think long and hard before posting a message in this forum and make it detailed and a valuable addition to the topic discussed.
Hmmmmm....
 
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RE: Post Whatever Random Things You Can Think Of.

Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:48 am

Avoid posting "Me Too" messages. These are messages that are posted by people who agree to a point being discussed and post a one liner, "me too!", "Good post Jim!", "I disagree" or similar message. This takes up time as readers must sort through these messages which have no real value to the group at large. Any message containing nothing more than a line or two of text is probably not worth posting.
Hmmmmm....
 
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Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:51 am

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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RE: Post Whatever Random Things You Can Think Of.

Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:51 am

The longer I put off giving the grass the first mowing of the season, the more of a bitch it's gonna be.


If one more married man hits me up for sex, I'm just gonna assume all married men are bisexual.

The antibiotics I'm on for a salivary gland infection have given me the runs, as warned by my doctor. My kingdom for a solid #2.

I don't care about Jen or Brad or Angelina or Tom or Katie.

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the gourd.

What's so good about goodbye?

My body my business, your bible your business.

Cats rule.

Time to shave the scrotum again.

I'm not bored enough to continue with this.
"My soul is in the sky". -Pyramus- A Midsummer Night's Dream
 
kiwiandrew

RE: Post Whatever Random Things You Can Think Of.

Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:56 am

Quoting OzarkD9S (Reply 62):
If one more married man hits me up for sex, I'm just gonna assume all married men are bisexual.

do you mean that they aren't ???

Quoting OzarkD9S (Reply 62):
Time to shave the scrotum again.

interesting use of an article rather than a personal pronoun ... thus begging the question "whose scrotum is it time to shave again ... yours ... or some bisexual married mans?"
 
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RE: Post Whatever Random Things You Can Think Of.

Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:58 am

Quoting Kiwiandrew (Reply 63):


interesting use of an article rather than a personal pronoun ... thus begging the question "whose scrotum is it time to shave again ... yours ... or some bisexual married mans?"

mine for free, others $5 a side. $7 if you only have one testicle. NEXT!
"My soul is in the sky". -Pyramus- A Midsummer Night's Dream
 
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RE: Post Whatever Random Things You Can Think Of.

Sun Apr 09, 2006 1:07 am

Quoting Kazzie (Reply 1):

lol!

Quoting YooYoo (Reply 11):
which house will be the last to collapse?

concrete ofcourse!

Quoting Senorcarnival (Reply 39):

old, but still cool! Big grin
 
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RE: Post Whatever Random Things You Can Think Of.

Sun Apr 09, 2006 1:31 am

Quoting AirPacific747 (Reply 65):
old, but still cool!

You can't beat an old classic.

Here's some more randomity:

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
I've got this feeling, so appealing,
for us to get together and sing. Sing!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding donana phone
It grows in bunches, I've got my hunches,
It's the best! Beats the rest!
Cellular, Modular, Interactivodular!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Boop-boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping panana phone
It's no baloney, it ain't a p(h)ony
My cellular bananular phone!
Oh no, she's getting impatient! Take a stab at it!
 
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RE: Post Whatever Random Things You Can Think Of.

Sun Apr 09, 2006 1:37 am

Quoting Senorcarnival (Reply 66):
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
I've got this feeling, so appealing,
for us to get together and sing. Sing!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding donana phone
It grows in bunches, I've got my hunches,
It's the best! Beats the rest!
Cellular, Modular, Interactivodular!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Boop-boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping panana phone
It's no baloney, it ain't a p(h)ony
My cellular bananular phone!

Omg! <3

Lemonizer =)
Coolier than thou.
 
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AirPacific747
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RE: Post Whatever Random Things You Can Think Of.

Sun Apr 09, 2006 1:47 am

Quoting Senorcarnival (Reply 66):
Here's some more randomity:

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
I've got this feeling, so appealing,
for us to get together and sing. Sing!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding donana phone
It grows in bunches, I've got my hunches,
It's the best! Beats the rest!
Cellular, Modular, Interactivodular!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Boop-boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping panana phone
It's no baloney, it ain't a p(h)ony
My cellular bananular phone!

Hahahaha!! That's a new one to me though!!  Smile
 
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RE: Post Whatever Random Things You Can Think Of.

Sun Apr 09, 2006 2:02 am

Coolier than thou.
 
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Sun Apr 09, 2006 3:55 am

Big version: Width: 100 Height: 100 File size: 37kb
 
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RE: Post Whatever Random Things You Can Think Of.

Sun Apr 09, 2006 3:57 am

Quoting Kiwiandrew (Reply 45):
and they all said Spongebob was gay !

Nah, they've got no taste all together! Nothin better then a relaxed afternoon on the sofa with some friends, havin a beer or two or three, or.. and watching spongebob Big grin
 
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Sun Apr 09, 2006 4:05 am

My hands may have bled for Barry Larkin, but my heart felt like it was put in a blender when Sean Casey was exiled from Cincinnati. Sean, you may be going home, but you'll always be a Red.

ORANGINA DEPUIS A 20 ANS AU ST MARTIN!
...I think that's correct French.

CVG72  yummy 
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RE: Post Whatever Random Things You Can Think Of.

Sun Apr 09, 2006 4:16 am

Brazil has more professional soccer players than Denmark has citizens.
Oh no, she's getting impatient! Take a stab at it!
 
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RE: Post Whatever Random Things You Can Think Of.

Sun Apr 09, 2006 4:54 am

Red tail...Red tail...Red tail...Red tail...Red tail...Red tail...Red tail...Red tail...Damned MSP...Red tail...Red tail
 
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RE: Post Whatever Random Things You Can Think Of.

Sun Apr 09, 2006 5:22 am

Working on my taxes.

Now let's see....

A.net write offs-
Labor spent on A.net=419 hrsx$20.00=$8380.00
578 posts for fiscal '05=$10,650
New computer,because pounding out 578 posts wore out keyboard
on old cpu in fiscal '05=$1200.00
Mental stress for 578 postings ,replys,being deleted and doctors fees=$100k

IRS owes me refund of $15,000.

Excellent!
Tuesday's Off! Do not disturb.
 
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RE: Post Whatever Random Things You Can Think Of.

Sun Apr 09, 2006 6:40 am

My town has two dentists. One regular one and an express one for 15 teeth or less.
 
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Sun Apr 09, 2006 7:12 am





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Avoid hangovers, stay drunk.
 
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RE: Post Whatever Random Things You Can Think Of.

Sun Apr 09, 2006 7:46 am

No more work for 2 days - bliss - thinking of not having to go and planning what to do on my days off plus the fact I don't have to get up early in the morning - more bliss!!  cloudnine 
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RE: Post Whatever Random Things You Can Think Of.

Sun Apr 09, 2006 8:23 am

Quoting Senorcarnival (Reply 73):
Brazil has more professional soccer players than Denmark has citizens.

true Big grin
 
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RE: Post Whatever Random Things You Can Think Of.

Sun Apr 09, 2006 8:29 am

Leafs 1

Flyers 0

so far so good
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RE: Post Whatever Random Things You Can Think Of.

Sun Apr 09, 2006 8:33 am

I'm bored......  Sad



Lee
Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own
 
yooyoo
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RE: Post Whatever Random Things You Can Think Of.

Sun Apr 09, 2006 8:34 am

Quoting BMIFlyer (Reply 82):
I'm bored......

Go take a trip.

I'm sure you have some of your 4 months vacation time still available  Wink
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RE: Post Whatever Random Things You Can Think Of.

Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:55 pm

Quoting YooYoo (Reply 83):
I'm sure you have some of your 4 months vacation time still available

I have the YYZ meet to attend in just over 2 weeks Big grin

Then CPH 2 weeks after that  Big grin

Mind you I have 7 days off prior to YYZ, and I really want to go somewhere.....  yes 



Lee
Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own
 
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RE: Post Whatever Random Things You Can Think Of.

Sun Apr 09, 2006 5:23 pm

The 5th ODI is delayed.
regds
MEL
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RE: Post Whatever Random Things You Can Think Of.

Mon Apr 10, 2006 2:01 am

According to this coaster in front of me it's my 19'th birthday...

Tom Big grin
 
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RE: Post Whatever Random Things You Can Think Of.

Mon Apr 10, 2006 3:11 am

I have severe case of
__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________


(if you couldnt guess from that, the word is boredom  Wink
Two wrongs may not make a right, but three lefts do!
 
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RE: Post Whatever Random Things You Can Think Of.

Mon Apr 10, 2006 3:16 am



Also........ has anyone ever tried screwing a piece of swiss cheese?
Chelsea Football Club supporter.
 
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RE: Post Whatever Random Things You Can Think Of.

Mon Apr 10, 2006 4:52 am

Quoting TupolevTu154 (Reply 86):
According to this coaster in front of me it's my 19'th birthday...

Happy birthday!  birthday 
Don't expect to see me around that much (if at all) -- the contact link should still work, though.
 
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RE: Post Whatever Random Things You Can Think Of.

Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:19 am

Quoting BMIFlyer (Reply 84):
Mind you I have 7 days off prior to YYZ, and I really want to go somewhere.....

Churchill NZ?  Wink
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RE: Post Whatever Random Things You Can Think Of.

Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:20 am

I hate my job, I haven't flown in 8 years, I don't have a girlfriend, I'm still not back in Germany and I haven't seen a certain girl I like in over 4 years!  Angry

But the good thing is that I didn't save $300 by switching my car insurance to Geico, it's even better: I saw a TA A319 land on runway 25 some 20 minutes ago. Big grin
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RE: Post Whatever Random Things You Can Think Of.

Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:31 am

I wish the grocery delivery would hurry up and come.
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RE: Post Whatever Random Things You Can Think Of.

Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:43 am

Red tail...Red tail...Red tail...Red tail...Red tail...Red tail...Red tail...Red tail...Damned MSP...Red tail...Red tail
 
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RE: Post Whatever Random Things You Can Think Of.

Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:57 am

Holy Week is next week, and we have official holiday starting Wednesday afternoon. So, aside from going to church on Friday and Sunday, I'll spend the holiday at home. And while many people head for the overcrowded beaches for this...

... we'll get to enjoy our inflatable swimming pool in our backyard. Ahh, peace...
Don't expect to see me around that much (if at all) -- the contact link should still work, though.
 
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RE: Post Whatever Random Things You Can Think Of.

Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:13 am

Red tail...Red tail...Red tail...Red tail...Red tail...Red tail...Red tail...Red tail...Damned MSP...Red tail...Red tail
 
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RE: Post Whatever Random Things You Can Think Of.

Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:52 am

I am watching Saving Private Ryan on TNT (uncut version) and they are at the last big battle of the movie. And I'm just yelling at the TV for Cpl. Timothy P. Upham (Jeremy Davies) to get up those stairs and save his friend Pvt. Stanley Mellish (who is hand fighting the a german).
Don't give up don't ever give up - Jim Valvano
 
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RE: Post Whatever Random Things You Can Think Of.

Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:44 am

Red tail...Red tail...Red tail...Red tail...Red tail...Red tail...Red tail...Red tail...Damned MSP...Red tail...Red tail
 
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RE: Post Whatever Random Things You Can Think Of.

Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:38 am

I sure do hate piss tests . life turned to shit after we had to start the wizz quizz ... I sure wish it was the good old daze again ... blazing up on the ride home , never feeling any of that annoying stress, ssssooooohhhh,,,,,(inhale) ahhhhhhhhh,,,, (exhale).... Damn I miss the good old daze ... Someday someday soon it will be good again like before ...
Next time try the old "dirty Sanchez" She'll love it !!!
 
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RE: Post Whatever Random Things You Can Think Of.

Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:43 am



Just to clarify, that is an elephant taking a crap into a bag of some sort!

Cheers,
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