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RE: Top 10 Gay Cars ;-)

Wed May 10, 2006 11:46 pm

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 49):
You obviously know zip about the drag queen market, dearie. A large Cadillac convertible is the car of choice.

But doesn't a convertible play havoc with their hair ?? Or is it that no normal car has enough headroom for it - a bit like how our Queen has a specially designed tall Rolls Royce so that she can ride around while still wearing her crown Big grin
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RE: Top 10 Gay Cars ;-)

Wed May 10, 2006 11:47 pm

Quoting IFEMaster (Reply 48):
Renault Megane.

Gayest car ever.

Actually some gay friends of mine have just traded in their Renault Megane for a Renault Megane convertible  Wink
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Wed May 10, 2006 11:47 pm

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RE: Top 10 Gay Cars ;-)

Wed May 10, 2006 11:49 pm

Quoting Cornish (Reply 50):
But doesn't a convertible play havoc with their hair ??

Another misconception. The convertible gives room for the hair, which is designed to be noticed, so one doesn't drive so fast as to get it mussed.

For long-distance travel, either a Hermes scarf does the trick, or one switches to a bus named Priscilla.
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Wed May 10, 2006 11:51 pm

Quoting ANITIX87 (Reply 52):
My Car!!!!!!!!!

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Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 53):
Another misconception. The convertible gives room for the hair, which is designed to be noticed, so one doesn't drive so fast as to get it mussed.

And probably works somewhat better with your climate than our somewhat wetter one that could make the wearer look like a drowned poodle.
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RE: Top 10 Gay Cars ;-)

Wed May 10, 2006 11:53 pm

Quoting Cfalk (Reply 38):
Nobody has mentioned the pink Micra covertible Top Gear tested last week.

Yes I have!

Quoting Mhodgson (Reply 20):
Citreon C3 and The new Nissan Micra convertible are pretty gay!
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RE: Top 10 Gay Cars ;-)

Wed May 10, 2006 11:55 pm

Quoting Cornish (Reply 54):
than our somewhat wetter one that could make the wearer look like a drowned poodle.

When have you ever seen a drag queen out in the rain? There's makeup to think about.
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RE: Top 10 Gay Cars ;-)

Wed May 10, 2006 11:55 pm

Quoting LHMARK (Reply 39):
The V6 Camaro is the ultimate gay car. My friend Brendan has one and I pick on him all the time.

If you remember the Camaro Berlinetta, it was specifically designed for women and when a man drove one, it was obviously a statement.

In that vein, what about when a guy drives a vintage V-6 Mustang as opposed to the muscle car versions of the pony car? Especially a convertible. Is that a statement?
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Thu May 11, 2006 12:01 am

Quoting DeltaDC9 (Reply 57):
If you remember the Camaro Berlinetta, it was specifically designed for women and when a man drove one, it was obviously a statement.

Jim Rockford drove a Firebird Esprit. Same difference.
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Thu May 11, 2006 12:07 am

Oh and of course I forgot to mention motorbikes - sportsbikes particularly.

There's a HUGE number of gay bikers in the UK  Wink
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RE: Top 10 Gay Cars ;-)

Thu May 11, 2006 12:08 am

1. Mazda Miata
2. Jeep Wrangler
3. Chrysler Sebring convertible (when it was in production)
4. Suburu (Ever since Martina Navratilov did their ads, the women in t-shirts started buying them)
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RE: Top 10 Gay Cars ;-)

Thu May 11, 2006 12:18 am

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 56):
When have you ever seen a drag queen out in the rain? There's makeup to think about.

I guess that must be why JGPH1A moved to the South of France then  Wink Big grin
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RE: Top 10 Gay Cars ;-)

Thu May 11, 2006 12:19 am

Quoting Cornish (Reply 59):
There's a HUGE number of gay bikers in the UK

What on earth does that have to do with anything?

Quoting Bicoastal (Reply 60):
3. Chrysler Sebring convertible (when it was in production)

The Sebring bears a considerable resemblance to one of Superfly's favorite cars. Is 'fly gay, too?
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Thu May 11, 2006 12:22 am

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 62):
What on earth does that have to do with anything?

It means they are very popular with gay guys just like the cars mentioned above, and make up a large proportion of those bought in the UK.

Bought by heteros too, just like the cars above.

jeez- I'm not exactly taking this too seriously you know.....
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Thu May 11, 2006 12:23 am

this is a gay hairdresser's car:


this one is also pretty gay:
 
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RE: Top 10 Gay Cars ;-)

Thu May 11, 2006 12:24 am

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 62):
Quoting Bicoastal (Reply 60):
3. Chrysler Sebring convertible (when it was in production)

The Sebring bears a considerable resemblance to one of Superfly's favorite cars. Is 'fly gay, too?

That's my rental car this week. Oh crap! I'm gay? I didn't get the memo.
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Thu May 11, 2006 12:24 am

Quoting AirPacific747 (Reply 64):

Yep - very definitely on both counts  Silly
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RE: Top 10 Gay Cars ;-)

Thu May 11, 2006 12:30 am

Quoting Cornish (Reply 63):
Bought by heteros too, just like the cars above.

jeez- I'm not exactly taking this too seriously you know..

Neither am I, I think this is a hoot. I'm just trying to figure out the difference between a car that's gay (whatever that may be), and cars hets think gays should drive.

Should it be pink? Should it have a catchy name such as Fairy? Should it have a horn that beeps Hoorah for Hollywood?

Between all the stereotypes and misconceptions, I'm truly confused.
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RE: Top 10 Gay Cars ;-)

Thu May 11, 2006 12:36 am

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 67):
I'm just trying to figure out the difference between a car that's gay (whatever that may be), and cars hets think gays should drive.

Well lets look at what I drive:

Its a hatchback therefore its gay quota is high - see above. Its an Audi (German and premium brand)therefore its gay quota is high. Its European therefore its gay. Its a sporty image car therefore its gay quota is high. It has no room for kids and family clobber therefore its gayt quota is high.

Hmmm Sounds like my Audi is definitely a gay car. Its just lacking a convertible version  Wink

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RE: Top 10 Gay Cars ;-)

Thu May 11, 2006 12:40 am

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 58):
Jim Rockford drove a Firebird Esprit. Same difference.

Rockfords car was an Firebird Esprit with a Pontiac 350 cubic inch engine, 400 turbo transmission, true dual exaust, 160 MPH Speedo, and AC. Sort of, but not really the same except in the last years of the second gen F-body.

But, I always wondered why they didn't put him in a Formula. Maybe there was an underlying sub plot that I missed?
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RE: Top 10 Gay Cars ;-)

Thu May 11, 2006 12:42 am

Quoting Cornish (Reply 68):
Hmmm Sounds like my Audi is definitely a gay car.

Well at least it's not a sheep's bottom, I'll give you that.
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RE: Top 10 Gay Cars ;-)

Thu May 11, 2006 12:50 am

Quoting LHMARK (Reply 17):
The new studly LHMarkmobile is a Plymouth Voyager

You're such a soccer-mom now......  Wink
 
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RE: Top 10 Gay Cars ;-)

Thu May 11, 2006 12:54 am

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 70):
Well at least it's not a sheep's bottom, I'll give you that.

Why thank you - I thought so too. Means minimal chance of Kirkie attacking it  Wink
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RE: Top 10 Gay Cars ;-)

Thu May 11, 2006 12:58 am

Quoting Cornish (Reply 72):
Means minimal chance of Kirkie attacking it

I dunno about that. Too much alcohol and those four rings on the grille might look tempting.
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Thu May 11, 2006 12:59 am

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 73):
I dunno about that. Too much alcohol and those four rings on the grille might look tempting.

 yuck   yuck   yuck 

What a horrible image. Good job I live at the opposite end of the country.
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Thu May 11, 2006 7:38 am

Fantastic! What a thread to ease me back into Anet!

Bit disappointed you forgot the Z3 though, Cornish  Wink

 
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RE: Top 10 Gay Cars ;-)

Thu May 11, 2006 7:44 am

Quoting Senorcarnival (Reply 26):
I think the Boxster is the ultimate gay (or bored housewife) convertible.

HEY! Mr. Harlot has a Boxster! He's neither gay nor a bored housewife.  Smile
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RE: Top 10 Gay Cars ;-)

Thu May 11, 2006 7:47 am

Quoting ScarletHarlot (Reply 76):
He's neither gay nor a bored housewife.

Not to worry, we'll be having a "Gay or EuroTrash?" thread soon enough!  stirthepot 
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RE: Top 10 Gay Cars ;-)

Thu May 11, 2006 10:52 am

Quoting Cornish (Reply 6):
True enough - successful macho gays also love BMWs, Audis and Mercedes in particular.

This thread is really annoying. More straight men probably drive those cars. Gays are the minority so how can a car be labled "gay" just because homosexual men are like them. More straight guys probably like those cars.

Quoting Bicoastal (Reply 60):
1. Mazda Miata
2. Jeep Wrangler

...but I see these 2 cars as being predominantly gay.
 
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RE: Top 10 Gay Cars ;-)

Thu May 11, 2006 10:59 am

Quoting Cornish (Reply 7):
Note - its the convertible

Ahh, I got it - convertible = gay and coupe = straight  sarcastic 

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RE: Top 10 Gay Cars ;-)

Thu May 11, 2006 11:30 am

Quoting ThereAndBack (Reply 78):
This thread is really annoying.

I agree... people have to have their associations, though.
 
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Thu May 11, 2006 12:09 pm

Come on.. a Jetta is the true gay car

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Thu May 11, 2006 12:35 pm

Quoting ThereAndBack (Reply 78):
This thread is really annoying. More straight men probably drive those cars. Gays are the minority so how can a car be labled "gay" just because homosexual men are like them. More straight guys probably like those cars.

As total numbers straight guys probably do outnumber the gay guys driving these cars. But then go look at per capita or per 1000 gay and straight drivers and I think you'll find a higher percentage of these cars being driven by gay guys.

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Jim Rockford drove a Firebird Esprit

You calling Jim Rockford gay? Them's fightin' words!
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Thu May 11, 2006 12:46 pm

Quoting Cornish (Thread starter):
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RE: Top 10 Gay Cars ;-)

Thu May 11, 2006 1:22 pm

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 67):
Between all the stereotypes and misconceptions, I'm truly confused.

So what if I'm straight and drive a VW Beetle hardtop?

Am I to take it that being a straight male means you are not supposed to be fuel conscious?

For grins, what are top 10 most NON-Gay cars? They better not be all trucks!
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RE: Top 10 Gay Cars ;-)

Thu May 11, 2006 1:33 pm

Quoting DeltaGator (Reply 82):
You calling Jim Rockford gay? Them's fightin' words!

I wouldn't do that! I love Rockford.

Quoting Stirling (Reply 84):
So what if I'm straight and drive a VW Beetle hardtop?

Uh oh, dude, you're going straight to hell. Pack your bags.  laughing 
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Thu May 11, 2006 5:21 pm

Anything with Cabriolet in the name is pretty gay. Gayest car I ever saw was a barbie pink PT Cruiser with purple vinyl interior.

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Thu May 11, 2006 5:35 pm

Quoting ThereAndBack (Reply 78):



Quoting ATAIndy (Reply 79):



Quoting Trav110 (Reply 80):



Quoting Stirling (Reply 84):

Mmmmm me thinks you are taking a fun thread just a wee bit seriously.

If you really can take the fact that a gay guy pokes a bit of fun at a car you like or drive as being a bit gay then you really need to calm down a bit.

The thread was meant in jest - surely the numerous appearnaces of  Wink is a bit of a giveaway......

Trust me, I know what my brothers like to drive over here  Wink
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RE: Top 10 Gay Cars ;-)

Thu May 11, 2006 6:32 pm

Quoting ATAIndy (Reply 79):
Ahh, I got it - convertible = gay and coupe = straight  sarcastic 

The point was more "proper drivers' car" = straight whilst "poncey, dynamically-inferior-for-the-sake-of-looks car" = gay, but hey - your summation works for me  Wink

Quoting Cornish (Reply 87):
Trust me, I know what my brothers like to drive over here  Wink

 Wow!

I think Cornish is trying to tell us something...
 
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Thu May 11, 2006 8:31 pm

http://www.richgautier.com/img/hotdog1.jpg

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RE: Top 10 Gay Cars ;-)

Thu May 11, 2006 8:38 pm

Quoting RedDragon (Reply 75):
Z3 though, Cornish

I didn't  Wink
 
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RE: Top 10 Gay Cars ;-)

Thu May 11, 2006 8:50 pm

Quoting Texan (Reply 89):
Need anything more be said?

Ah, the Weinermobile! Gayest car ever though I doubt any gay man would ever be caught in it.
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RE: Top 10 Gay Cars ;-)

Thu May 11, 2006 9:38 pm

Quoting DeltaGator (Reply 91):
Quoting Texan (Reply 89):
Need anything more be said?

Ah, the Weinermobile! Gayest car ever though I doubt any gay man would ever be caught in it.

I see they modelled the lower part of the body on the Jaguar E-Type  Silly
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RE: Top 10 Gay Cars ;-)

Thu May 11, 2006 10:02 pm

Quoting AirPacific747 (Reply 90):
I didn't  Wink

I know - I couldn't believe it took until reply 64 to appear...!

Saw a Z3 1.8i the other day... dear Lord, have they no shame?
 
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Thu May 11, 2006 10:09 pm

Quoting RedDragon (Reply 93):
Saw a Z3 1.8i the other day... dear Lord, have they no shame?

Its the dream car of a gay friend of ours - surprisingly seeing he lusts after a Z3, he's not a hairdresser Wink
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Thu May 11, 2006 10:12 pm

Quoting Cornish (Reply 94):
Its the dream car of a gay friend of ours

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Please say that dream isn't 1.8-specific?
 
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RE: Top 10 Gay Cars ;-)

Thu May 11, 2006 10:17 pm

Quoting RedDragon (Reply 95):
Please say that dream isn't 1.8-specific?

Its a relief that the Z3 is a two-seater - at least that way with him and his partner in it there'd be no room for us  Wink
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Thu May 11, 2006 10:21 pm

Ha! As long as he doesn't overcompensate and buy a Z3 M Coupé/shooting brake/ugly dog of a car, and try and squeeze you into the boot for a ride...
 
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Thu May 11, 2006 10:24 pm

Quoting RedDragon (Reply 97):
Ha! As long as he doesn't overcompensate and buy a Z3 M Coupé/shooting brake/ugly dog of a car, and try and squeeze you into the boot for a ride...

If he does I think you'll know what my answer will be  Wink

Actually I saw one of them on Sunday in the supermarket car park. Still looks odd.
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RE: Top 10 Gay Cars ;-)

Fri May 12, 2006 2:43 am

Quoting AirPacific747 (Reply 64):
this one is also pretty gay:

The Z3 was driven by James Bond therefore it can�t be a gay car.
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