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Brits Are Getting Ready For A Masturbate-a-thon

Tue Aug 08, 2006 5:19 am

Happy whacking folks, it is for charity


"However, the rules on the event's Web site states there can be no touching of other participants, nor are people allowed to fake orgasms."

Your in luck GKirk, it says nothing about sheep not being allowed, so it might not be a baaaaaaddddddddddd thing for you.




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RE: Brits Are Getting Ready For A Masturbate-a-thon

Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:44 am

What will they have next for these charitys(LOL).

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RE: Brits Are Getting Ready For A Masturbate-a-thon

Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:45 am

I've taken the day off work for it, I can't wait....

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RE: Brits Are Getting Ready For A Masturbate-a-thon

Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:51 am

Been practising since I was 11 and now I get my shot.  Smile
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RE: Brits Are Getting Ready For A Masturbate-a-thon

Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:53 am

There was another thread on this very subject, not too long back, although a search doesn't seem to find it....

Was it deleted?  scratchchin 

Weither way, I think this event is "gross"  vomit 


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RE: Brits Are Getting Ready For A Masturbate-a-tho

Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:56 am

oooh im in london on saturday Big grin:D:D

Alex, Hannah, Kazzie, you up for it??  Wink

Its all for a good cause....... Big grin
 
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RE: Brits Are Getting Ready For A Masturbate-a-thon

Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:57 am

Having talked to Chi Chi LaRue this afternoon, "she" is supportive of this event.  wink 
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RE: Brits Are Getting Ready For A Masturbate-a-thon

Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:57 am

i didn't catch a date for when this "wack-a-thon" is supposed to be .. anyone know when it is?
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RE: Brits Are Getting Ready For A Masturbate-a-thon

Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:00 am

Ha! This event would be in 'Eurotrash' if it wasn't in the UK!
 
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RE: Brits Are Getting Ready For A Masturbate-a-thon

Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:02 am

Quoting UAXDXer (Reply 7):
i didn't catch a date for when this "wack-a-thon" is supposed to be .. anyone know when it is?

this Saturday
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RE: Brits Are Getting Ready For A Masturbate-a-thon

Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:14 am

Quoting Lewis (Reply 8):
Ha! This event would be in 'Eurotrash' if it wasn't in the UK!

Maybe Eurotrash should show this, it would be ideal  silly 



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RE: Brits Are Getting Ready For A Masturbate-a-thon

Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:16 am

Jeez... A.netters alone could raise millions.
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RE: Brits Are Getting Ready For A Masturbate-a-thon

Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:19 am

Quoting LHMARK (Reply 11):
Jeez... A.netters alone could raise millions.

Are you suggesting we're all wankers??  rotfl 
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RE: Brits Are Getting Ready For A Masturbate-a-thon

Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:20 am

Quoting Nighthawk (Reply 5):

Alex, Hannah, Kazzie, you up for it??

Thats kind of defeating the object you b00b
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RE: Brits Are Getting Ready For A Masturbate-a-thon

Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:32 am

Finally making charity fun

Quoting Lewis (Reply 8):
Ha! This event would be in 'Eurotrash' if it wasn't in the UK!

Eurotrash only applies to continental Europe  Smile
 
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RE: Brits Are Getting Ready For A Masturbate-a-thon

Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:42 am

Quoting Nighthawk (Reply 5):

Question is Gavin... are you UP for it  Wink

Im Game!! At least for watching  Smile
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RE: Brits Are Getting Ready For A Masturbate-a-thon

Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:51 am

Quoting BMIFlyer (Reply 4):
There was another thread on this very subject, not too long back, although a search doesn't seem to find it

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RE: Brits Are Getting Ready For A Masturbate-a-thon

Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:57 am

Quoting UAXDXer (Reply 7):
i didn't catch a date for when this "wack-a-thon" is supposed to be .. anyone know when it is?

Will Timmy Mallett be there?

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Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:31 pm

Quoting Speedbirdie (Reply 15):
Im Game!! At least for watching

Oh come on, that defeats he whole point! Its for charity, raise some money!

Ill sponsor you to do it  Silly
 
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RE: Brits Are Getting Ready For A Masturbate-a-thon

Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:40 pm

I wouldn't want to be the poor bugger who has to clean up after it's all finished!!
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RE: Brits Are Getting Ready For A Masturbate-a-thon

Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:49 pm

Who's going to Sponsor me then?
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RE: Brits Are Getting Ready For A Masturbate-a-thon

Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:11 pm

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 20):
Who's going to Sponsor me then?

Why.....? You wont even be able to get it up, let alone play with it  duck 
 
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RE: Brits Are Getting Ready For A Masturbate-a-thon

Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:09 pm

Quoting Nighthawk (Reply 21):
You wont even be able to get it up, let alone play with it

Ahh but playing with it is the key to getting it up!
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RE: Brits Are Getting Ready For A Masturbate-a-thon

Tue Aug 08, 2006 11:57 pm

Wouldn't you love photos of everyone who goes to this thing? I'm betting on a lot of broad-brimmed hats, scarves, huge sunglasses etc....

Other silly randomness.....are they doing a play-by-play like for football matches? Interviews with the 'contestants'? Post-game chats?
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RE: Brits Are Getting Ready For A Masturbate-a-thon

Wed Aug 09, 2006 12:08 am



... or movies  yes 

Joking aside, it sounds like something I surely wont want to participate into, but would like watching.
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RE: Brits Are Getting Ready For A Masturbate-a-thon

Wed Aug 09, 2006 12:48 am

Quoting Rolfen (Reply 24):
Joking aside, it sounds like something I surely wont want to participate into, but would like watching.

masturbation is not a spectator sport!
 
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RE: Brits Are Getting Ready For A Masturbate-a-thon

Wed Aug 09, 2006 1:03 am

Quoting Nighthawk (Reply 25):
masturbation is not a spectator sport!

After Saturday, it will be  Sad



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RE: Brits Are Getting Ready For A Masturbate-a-thon

Wed Aug 09, 2006 1:06 am

Quoting BMIFlyer (Reply 26):
After Saturday, it will be

Are you getting your Penis chopped off Lee?
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RE: Brits Are Getting Ready For A Masturbate-a-thon

Wed Aug 09, 2006 1:07 am

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 27):
Are you getting your Penis chopped off Lee?

I thought it was you getting yours chopped off, no??



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RE: Brits Are Getting Ready For A Masturbate-a-thon

Wed Aug 09, 2006 1:09 am

Quoting BMIFlyer (Reply 28):
I thought it was you getting yours chopped off, no??

What kind of come back is that? It doesn't even make sense! You're the one professing not to be able to whack it!  Wink
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Wed Aug 09, 2006 1:15 am

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 29):
It doesn't even make sense!

OK, in english.....  Wink

I thought it was you getting yours chopped off, isn't that true??



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RE: Brits Are Getting Ready For A Masturbate-a-thon

Wed Aug 09, 2006 1:15 am

Quoting Raffik (Reply 12):
Are you suggesting we're all wankers??

There are two kind of people. Those who do it and those who lie about it.
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Wed Aug 09, 2006 1:24 am

Quoting BMIFlyer (Reply 30):
I thought it was you getting yours chopped off, isn't that true??

No.

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RE: Brits Are Getting Ready For A Masturbate-a-thon

Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:31 am

What a bunch of jerk offs.
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RE: Brits Are Getting Ready For A Masturbate-a-thon

Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:44 am

I went to a British boarding school and once they also arranged a masturbation match to see who had the longest range. I did not attend the match but was told about it.

They were 16 to 18 years old. I am sure that age group has an advantage over the more experienced 50 year olds.
 
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RE: Brits Are Getting Ready For A Masturbate-a-thon

Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:49 am

Hey, i'd go and watch. Not everyday this stuff happens.

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RE: Brits Are Getting Ready For A Masturbate-a-thon

Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:08 pm

Just when I truly, truly believed I had heard it all. Leave it to the folks in the mother country to come up with something like this. Geez, louise.
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RE: Brits Are Getting Ready For A Masturbate-a-thon

Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:11 pm

In Indonesia masturbation is a capital offence. True!!!!!
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RE: Brits Are Getting Ready For A Masturbate-a-thon

Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:09 pm

Pushishable by death, i think. Either never go there, or just don't get caught. Shouldn't be too difficult for alot of us  Wink
 
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RE: Brits Are Getting Ready For A Masturbate-a-thon

Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:00 am

Why might I ask is this only for over eighteens lol?

That buggers up my entry.

Isn't it a bit dangerous having a mixed room, wont some of them just decide to have A f*** and suck instead when they see each other?

Could be interesting


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RE: Brits Are Getting Ready For A Masturbate-a-thon

Fri Aug 11, 2006 6:09 am

Quoting BA787 (Reply 39):
Isn't it a bit dangerous having a mixed room

Well, with the lights out, it's less dangerous... Wait, no, more dangerous. Oops!

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RE: Brits Are Getting Ready For A Masturbate-a-thon

Sat Aug 12, 2006 10:13 pm

" Brits Are Getting Ready For A Masturbate-a-thon "

What does mean "mastur... mastr...masturbation"?
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RE: Brits Are Getting Ready For A Masturbate-a-thon

Sun Aug 13, 2006 4:55 am

Are there any fluffer girls giving a 'helping hand'? Imagine your sponsor and the organisator watching you masturbate. I wonder what will they talk about later in the 'recovery-room' having drinks.
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RE: Brits Are Getting Ready For A Masturbate-a-thon

Mon Aug 14, 2006 2:40 am

funny the article starts with "those whacky Brits" and ends with the comment "Similar events have been staged in San Francisco for the last six years"

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