What will they think of next? How does one put in for a vacation day for this?
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RE: Global Orgasm?
You gotta love the peaceniks from San Francisco...
Where do they come up with this stuff???
Where do they come up with this stuff???
RE: Global Orgasm?
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The couple have studied evolutionary psychology and believe that war is mainly an outgrowth of men trying to impress potential mates, a case of "my missile is bigger than your missile," as Reffell put it. GlobalOrgasm.org Mission Statement The mission of the Global Orgasm is to effect change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy. Now that there are two more US fleets heading for the Persian Gulf with anti- submarine equipment that can only be for use against Iran, the time to change Earth’s energy is NOW! |
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If done properly it could relieve a lot of global tension. If done improperly there will be a bunch of pissed off wives/girlfriends out there.
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"everyone in the world to have an orgasm Dec. 22 while focusing on world peace."
With all due respect, anyone who can "focus on" world peace or their golf swing or anything else unrelated is not having an orgasm.
But hey, give it hell!
With all due respect, anyone who can "focus on" world peace or their golf swing or anything else unrelated is not having an orgasm.
But hey, give it hell!
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| Quoting DesertJets (Reply 6): If done properly it could relieve a lot of global tension. If done improperly there will be a bunch of pissed off wives/girlfriends out there. |
As I understand it, their supposed to be going at it too. I don't think the big-O is supposed to be limited to masturbation
On another note, they should coordinate with all the radio stations in the world that they should all play at the specified moment, the Beatles' "Come Together"
If you're into Gospel, "Oh, Come All Ye Faithful" might work too.
RE: Global Orgasm?
Well I don't mind support this call for world peace.. HAHAHA
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| Quoting Banco (Reply 12): So they aren't just a bunch of wankers then? |
You're playing with fire there with a username like yours...
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| Quoting [email protected] (Reply 13): You're playing with fire there with a username like yours... |
I am? Well, that's a hell of a lisp you've got...
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I take it the women will be starting the day before.
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I'd rather see a massive orgy held in Golden Gate Park. Just imagine. Tens of thousands of people whacking, fingering, sucking, blowing, leaking, and excavating each other. The world would definitely take notice of that. People would be talking about for decades to come.
Better yet, they could make a two-hour video of the event and sell millions of DVD's for $99.99 each.
Actually, there are two Beatles songs that would be more appropriate:
"Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except for Me and My Monkey"
Come on come on, come on come on
Come on is such a joy
Come on is such a joy
Come on take it easy
Come on take it easy
Take it easy, take it easy
Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my monkey
The deeper you go, the higher you fly
The higher you fly, the deeper you go
So come on come on
Come on is such a joy
Come on is such a joy
Come on make it easy
Come on make it easy.
Take it easy, take it easy
Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my monkey
"Happiness is a Warm Gun"
She's not a girl who misses much
do do do do do do, oh yeah
She's well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand like a lizard on a window pane
The man in the crowd with the multi-colored mirrors on his hobnail boots
Lying with his eyes while his hands are busy working overtime
A soap impression of his wife which he ate and donated to the National Trust
I need a fix 'cause I'm going down
Down to the bits that I left uptown
I need a fix 'cause I'm going down
Mother Superior jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gun
Happiness is a warm gun (bang bang shoot shoot)
Happiness is a warm gun, mama (bang bang shoot shoot)
When I hold you in my arms (oh, yeah)
And I feel my finger on your trigger (oh, yeah)
I know nobody can do me no harm (oh, yeah)
Because, (happiness) is a warm gun, mama (bang bang shoot shoot)
Happiness is a warm gun, yes it is (bang bang shoot shoot)
Happiness is a warm, yes it is, gun
Happiness (bang bang shoot shoot)
Well don't you know that happiness (happiness) is a warm gun, (is a warm gun, yeah)
Mark
Better yet, they could make a two-hour video of the event and sell millions of DVD's for $99.99 each.
| Quoting Cfalk (Reply 8): On another note, they should coordinate with all the radio stations in the world that they should all play at the specified moment, the Beatles' "Come Together" |
Actually, there are two Beatles songs that would be more appropriate:
"Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except for Me and My Monkey"
Come on come on, come on come on
Come on is such a joy
Come on is such a joy
Come on take it easy
Come on take it easy
Take it easy, take it easy
Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my monkey
The deeper you go, the higher you fly
The higher you fly, the deeper you go
So come on come on
Come on is such a joy
Come on is such a joy
Come on make it easy
Come on make it easy.
Take it easy, take it easy
Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my monkey
"Happiness is a Warm Gun"
She's not a girl who misses much
do do do do do do, oh yeah
She's well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand like a lizard on a window pane
The man in the crowd with the multi-colored mirrors on his hobnail boots
Lying with his eyes while his hands are busy working overtime
A soap impression of his wife which he ate and donated to the National Trust
I need a fix 'cause I'm going down
Down to the bits that I left uptown
I need a fix 'cause I'm going down
Mother Superior jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gun
Happiness is a warm gun (bang bang shoot shoot)
Happiness is a warm gun, mama (bang bang shoot shoot)
When I hold you in my arms (oh, yeah)
And I feel my finger on your trigger (oh, yeah)
I know nobody can do me no harm (oh, yeah)
Because, (happiness) is a warm gun, mama (bang bang shoot shoot)
Happiness is a warm gun, yes it is (bang bang shoot shoot)
Happiness is a warm, yes it is, gun
Happiness (bang bang shoot shoot)
Well don't you know that happiness (happiness) is a warm gun, (is a warm gun, yeah)
Mark
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RE: Global Orgasm?
| Quoting DesertJets (Reply 6): If done improperly there will be a bunch of pissed off wives/girlfriends out there. |
But where oh where are we gunna find that many black guys?
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