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Kelly Osbourne Too Ugly For Playboy - Hugh Hefner

Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:49 pm

Hugh Hefner insists Kelly Osbourne will never appear in Playboy Magazine, because her body would need too much airbrushing.

Source: Postchronicle.com

So what do you think? Is Hugh right or should she get a chance?

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RE: Kelly Osbourne Too Ugly For Playboy - Hugh Hefner

Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:52 pm

Hef has been around for 80 years. He knows a little piglet when he sees one.
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RE: Kelly Osbourne Too Ugly For Playboy - Hugh Hefner

Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:55 pm

He knows that you can't airbrush the FUG out of the girl.

Even God couldn't do that.
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RE: Kelly Osbourne Too Ugly For Playboy - Hugh Hefner

Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:55 pm

Quoting KaiGywer (Thread starter):
Kelly Osbourne Too Ugly For Playboy - Hugh Hefner

Well...he´s right !
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RE: Kelly Osbourne Too Ugly For Playboy - Hugh Hefner

Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:56 pm

Looks like Elvira after she has been binge eating.
 
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RE: Kelly Osbourne Too Ugly For Playboy - Hugh Hefner

Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:57 pm

Quoting Fokker Lover (Reply 1):
Hef has been around for 80 years. He knows a little piglet when he sees one.



Quoting Jaysit (Reply 2):
He knows that you can't airbrush the FUG out of the girl.

Even God couldn't do that.



Quoting Bongo (Reply 3):
Well...he´s right !



Quoting Queso (Reply 4):
Looks like Elvira after she has been binge eating.

 rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl 

In the same article he also says he would love for Victoria Beckham to pose...is she above 50 lbs yet?  Wink
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RE: Kelly Osbourne Too Ugly For Playboy - Hugh Hefner

Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:36 am

Quoting KaiGywer (Reply 5):
is she above 50 lbs yet?

Well the staples would just about double her weight!

I really cannot imagine that many men wanting to see her naked - she's a stick. I don't think she has a real curve on her body.

It's been a long while since I looked at Playboy (honest!), but from what I remember, Ms Osbourne's figure is closer to most of the models featured than Posh's will ever be. Speaking personally, I'd rather have a few too many curves than none at all! yes 
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RE: Kelly Osbourne Too Ugly For Playboy - Hugh Hefner

Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:55 am

Quoting Scbriml (Reply 6):
I'd rather have a few too many curves than none at all!

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I wouldn't tap Osbourne, but I would stay away from Victoria Beckam too! She's too damn thin. I like a few curves too, women are all about curves, and remember the old one fellas, "Anything more than a handfull's a waste!"

The channel 5 weather girl has the right amount of curves for Kieron747!



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RE: Kelly Osbourne Too Ugly For Playboy - Hugh Hefner

Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:59 am

Quoting KaiGywer (Thread starter):
Is Hugh right

 yes 
 
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RE: Kelly Osbourne Too Ugly For Playboy - Hugh Hefner

Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:04 am

Quoting Jaysit (Reply 2):
He knows that you can't airbrush the FUG out of the girl.

Even God couldn't do that.

Maybe she should ask her dads friend the devil?  Wink i kid.

Quoting Scbriml (Reply 6):
I'd rather have a few too many curves than none at all!

Same here. I don't want to be able to count their ribs.

I wouldn't buy/view Playboy if she appeared in it. She's not my cup of molasses.  Wink
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RE: Kelly Osbourne Too Ugly For Playboy - Hugh Hefner

Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:22 am

It's a shame she's so damn fugly, because her older sister Amiee isn't too bad...

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RE: Kelly Osbourne Too Ugly For Playboy - Hugh Hefner

Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:39 am

Quoting IFEMaster (Reply 10):
It's a shame she's so damn fugly

I don't think she's actually ugly. If she lost a few pounds, she could be quite cute.*



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RE: Kelly Osbourne Too Ugly For Playboy - Hugh Hefner

Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:42 am

Quoting KaiGywer (Thread starter):
Is Hugh right

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RE: Kelly Osbourne Too Ugly For Playboy - Hugh Hefner

Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:50 am

No shit! We get two free subscriptions to Playboy. You can bet your ass those suckers would be burned the second they touched our mailbox.
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RE: Kelly Osbourne Too Ugly For Playboy - Hugh Hefner

Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:54 am

Thanks, but no thanks.



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RE: Kelly Osbourne Too Ugly For Playboy - Hugh Hefner

Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:58 am

Quoting KaiGywer (Thread starter):
should she get a chance?

No thanks.
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RE: Kelly Osbourne Too Ugly For Playboy - Hugh Hefner

Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:59 am

Quoting Kieron747 (Reply 14):
Thanks, but no thanks.

Oh.

My.

Word.

I think that's up there with things I could have gone my entire life without seeing and not have felt a void because of it, like the video of the girl who farted in a hot tub and shat herself instead.
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RE: Kelly Osbourne Too Ugly For Playboy - Hugh Hefner

Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:04 am

I like chunky British girls!  bigthumbsup 
The only problem with Kelly Osbourne is her face. She looks too much like her father and that is not a good thing him the Osbourne's case.  no 

From the neck down, Kelly is alright.

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The channel 5 weather girl has the right amount of curves for Kieron747!

That lady has no curves what so ever!
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RE: Kelly Osbourne Too Ugly For Playboy - Hugh Hefner

Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:07 am

She looks like Morticia from the Adams Family. She would be a perfect match for Marilyn Manson.
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RE: Kelly Osbourne Too Ugly For Playboy - Hugh Hefner

Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:07 am

Quoting Superfly (Reply 17):
That lady has no curves what so ever!

Sauce for the goose 'Fly.

Luckily means that if I'm ever in SFO I shan't be chasing down all of your 'harem'!

I like the curves, but I feel that you like the curves a touch more that I do!  Wink

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RE: Kelly Osbourne Too Ugly For Playboy - Hugh Hefner

Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:17 am

Quoting Superfly (Reply 17):
The only problem with Kelly Osbourne is her face. She looks too much like her father and that is not a good thing him the Osbourne's case.

Actually, I think Ozzie looks better than his daughter considering the hammering 'his' body has taken over the years. I think she belongs in the FUC category. Fat Useless Cow.

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RE: Kelly Osbourne Too Ugly For Playboy - Hugh Hefner

Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:26 am

It doesn't take a genius to see that she's not the most attractive person in her family. Her mother is better looking than her?
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RE: Kelly Osbourne Too Ugly For Playboy - Hugh Hefner

Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:49 am

Well no kidding  Smile


What's worse, is she WANTED to be in Playboy. There would be guys that could get it, and keep it up looking at her...But none that are normal....
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RE: Kelly Osbourne Too Ugly For Playboy - Hugh Hefner

Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:02 am

Quoting KaiGywer (Reply 5):
In the same article he also says he would love for Victoria Beckham to pose

I'd rather see Kelly than that overrated stick insect. The only one who amazes me more that she has "celebrity" status is Jade whatsername.
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RE: Kelly Osbourne Too Ugly For Playboy - Hugh Hefner

Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:05 am

Quoting Kieron747 (Reply 14):
Thanks, but no thanks.

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RE: Kelly Osbourne Too Ugly For Playboy - Hugh Hefner

Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:14 am

Why is Kelly Osbourne relevant?
Obviously she isn't a model. Is she an actor or something?
We all know her as Ozzie's daughter but is that all she is famous for?
If that's the case, that would put her in the same catagory as Paris Hilton.
Famous only because of being the offspring of someone that actually did something.
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RE: Kelly Osbourne Too Ugly For Playboy - Hugh Hefner

Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:54 am

Quoting Superfly (Reply 25):

Sounds more like being famous for her last name then.
 
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RE: Kelly Osbourne Too Ugly For Playboy - Hugh Hefner

Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:10 am

She's changed after her drug treatment program.



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RE: Kelly Osbourne Too Ugly For Playboy - Hugh Hefner

Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:10 am

Actually she couldn't be worse than last months playmate. Beautiful girl that had Respect tattoo across her belly.  yuck  Why do people tattoo stupid things on themselves?
 
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RE: Kelly Osbourne Too Ugly For Playboy - Hugh Hefner

Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:14 am

Quoting AirCop (Reply 28):
Actually she couldn't be worse than last months playmate. Beautiful girl that had Respect tattoo across her belly. Why do people tattoo stupid things on themselves?

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Agreed!

I can't stand to see more and more ladies getting tattoos.
What they don't realize is that these models get those painted on for the photo shoot. Once the photo shoot is over, the fake tattoo come right off.
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RE: Kelly Osbourne Too Ugly For Playboy - Hugh Hefner

Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:17 am

Quoting Superfly (Reply 29):
I can't stand to see more and more ladies getting tattoos.

Just think that in 50 years we'll have little old ladies running around with tattoos everywhere...lol
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RE: Kelly Osbourne Too Ugly For Playboy - Hugh Hefner

Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:18 am

Quoting KaiGywer (Thread starter):
Hugh Hefner insists Kelly Osbourne will never appear in Playboy Magazine, because her body would need too much airbrushing.

LMAO  rotfl 
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RE: Kelly Osbourne Too Ugly For Playboy - Hugh Hefner

Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:19 am

Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 27):
She's changed after her drug treatment program.

In that pic she has the body of a 12 year old boy, and her head is too big.

I'm so evil.  devil 

Quoting AirCop (Reply 28):
Why do people tattoo stupid things on themselves?

I'm no big fan of them, same with piercings. To each their own.
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RE: Kelly Osbourne Too Ugly For Playboy - Hugh Hefner

Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:22 am

Quoting KaiGywer (Reply 30):
Just think that in 50 years we'll have little old ladies running around with tattoos everywhere...lol

...and I'll still be dating girls is there 20s. Big grin
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RE: Kelly Osbourne Too Ugly For Playboy - Hugh Hefner

Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:30 am

Quoting KaiGywer (Thread starter):
Is Hugh right

Yes. I'm trusting Hef's judgement on this one.

Quoting KaiGywer (Thread starter):
should she get a chance?

Never in hell!

Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 27):
She's changed after her drug treatment program.

I'd still wouldn't hit that even if I was drunk or stoned.
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RE: Kelly Osbourne Too Ugly For Playboy - Hugh Hefner

Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:21 am

Quoting Superfly (Reply 33):
...and I'll still be dating girls is there 20s.

Why does this quote from "Swingers" all of a sudden come to mind?

Trent: All right, all right I'll ask her. Miss, miss! Do you know where the high school girls hang out around here?

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RE: Kelly Osbourne Too Ugly For Playboy - Hugh Hefner

Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:23 am

Quoting Srbmod (Reply 35):
Trent: All right, all right I'll ask her. Miss, miss! Do you know where the high school girls hang out around here?

20s!
Not teen agers!  Big grin
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RE: Kelly Osbourne Too Ugly For Playboy - Hugh Hefner

Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:42 am

Quoting Superfly (Reply 17):
I like chunky British girls!

Agreed!  checkmark   yes   thumbsup   bouncy 
 
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RE: Kelly Osbourne Too Ugly For Playboy - Hugh Hefner

Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:55 am

Quoting Fokker Lover (Reply 1):
Hef has been around for 80 years. He knows a little piglet when he sees one.



Quoting Jaysit (Reply 2):
He knows that you can't airbrush the FUG out of the girl.

Even God couldn't do that.

LMFAO!
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RE: Kelly Osbourne Too Ugly For Playboy - Hugh Hefner

Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:18 am

This is also Kelly Osbourne (the same one).

We do wonders in Hollywood.  Smile


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RE: Kelly Osbourne Too Ugly For Playboy - Hugh Hefner

Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:29 am

Diamond:
That is a nice photo.
Now lets see what's underneath the clothes! Big grin
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RE: Kelly Osbourne Too Ugly For Playboy - Hugh Hefner

Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:08 pm

Quoting 53Sqdn (Reply 20):
Actually, I think Ozzie looks better than his daughter considering the hammering 'his' body has taken over the years.

The plastic surgery probably helped a lot. I didn't quite know what to expect of him before going to a Sabbath concert, after seeing him bareli able to speak and walk at the same time in that reality series of his... I couldn't believe my eyes when he came on. He looked at least 10 years younger (thanks to the knife), and he was so full of energy. He jumped around, and his speech was surprisingly clear.

Apparently, just before the Sabbath tour in 2005, he replaced alcohol with salads, and started jogging and exercising properly. And it certainly must have made a difference...

As for Kelly, (trying to get back on topic) her music is rubbish, and she didn't look great. (I don't know how she looks now though...)

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RE: Kelly Osbourne Too Ugly For Playboy - Hugh Hefner

Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:31 pm

Quoting Kieron747 (Reply 14):
Thanks, but no thanks.

My god, that's frightful! It's like a nightmare, but you're awake!
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RE: Kelly Osbourne Too Ugly For Playboy - Hugh Hefner

Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:52 pm

Quoting Melpax (Reply 42):

My god, that's frightful! It's like a nightmare, but you're awake!

Yeah I don't even think the beer goggles would help that one. Imagine waking up to it the next morning.
 
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RE: Kelly Osbourne Too Ugly For Playboy - Hugh Hefner

Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:52 pm

Quoting Diamond (Reply 39):
We do wonders in Hollywood.

So maybe there is enough paint in the world  Smile Somebody order Hugh some paint..lol
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RE: Kelly Osbourne Too Ugly For Playboy - Hugh Hefner

Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:55 pm

Quoting Bill142 (Reply 43):
Yeah I don't even think the beer goggles would help that one. Imagine waking up to it the next morning

The ultimate nightmare!
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RE: Kelly Osbourne Too Ugly For Playboy - Hugh Hefner

Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:56 pm

Quoting Bill142 (Reply 43):
Imagine waking up to it the next morning.

Been there done that!

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RE: Kelly Osbourne Too Ugly For Playboy - Hugh Hefner

Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:00 pm

Quoting Superfly (Reply 33):
dating

Datiing?? Dating you say. Come on Fly, we know you are using dating as a subsitute word....  Big grin
 
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RE: Kelly Osbourne Too Ugly For Playboy - Hugh Hefner

Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:09 pm

Quoting ORFflyer (Reply 47):
using dating as a subsitute word....

Swap the 'd' for an 'm' and there's you ticket!
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