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My Favorite Bodily Function

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:10 am
by mirrodie
You know something....You have to appreciate the simple pleasures in life.

Nothing beats a good sneeze. It's so cleansing and amazing. It feels immediately great. When I get the urge to sneeze, I get ready. And don't you hate it when you are about to sneeze and then the impluse goes away. I HATE that!


So do you have a favorite bodily function?

RE: My Favorite Bodily Function

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:14 am
by PAHS200
i can see where this is going

 scared 

RE: My Favorite Bodily Function

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:16 am
by Klaus
Quoting Mirrodie (Thread starter):
So do you have a favorite bodily function?

You're married, aren't you...?  mischievous 

RE: My Favorite Bodily Function

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:20 am
by mirrodie
Sure, coitus does rank up there, but that's too easy.

Seriously, I just love a good sneeze!

RE: My Favorite Bodily Function

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:32 am
by EWRCabincrew
Function? First dump and wizz of the day.

Fantasy? Sneeze, clean my ears and have an orgasm all at once. I'd explode.

Quoting PAHS200 (Reply 1):
i can see where this is going

And it went there.

RE: My Favorite Bodily Function

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:36 am
by kiwiinoz
I think lactating would be a lot of fun.

RE: My Favorite Bodily Function

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:40 am
by ordryan28
besides the obvious one, a good sneeze would have to win. Also, I love scratching while flexing- that feels great!

RE: My Favorite Bodily Function

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:54 am
by Emirates773ER
Quoting EWRCabincrew (Reply 4):
Fantasy? Sneeze, clean my ears and have an orgasm all at once. I'd explode.

That would probably qualify for torture.

RE: My Favorite Bodily Function

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 12:06 pm
by L-188
For some reason this thread made me think of this soundbite.



I am not sure "the pump" counts as a bodily function though.

RE: My Favorite Bodily Function

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 12:11 pm
by EWRCabincrew
Quoting Emirates773ER (Reply 7):

That would probably qualify for torture.

But in a good way.

RE: My Favorite Bodily Function

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:16 pm
by mirrodie
Quoting KiwiinOz (Reply 5):
I think lactating would be a lot of fun

That is certainly an interesting note. Will inquire this evening and let you know.

RE: My Favorite Bodily Function

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:30 pm
by ShyFlyer
Quoting Mirrodie (Thread starter):
It's so cleansing and amazing. It feels immediately great.

I feel the same way about farting.

RE: My Favorite Bodily Function

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:41 pm
by mirrodie
Quoting ShyFlyer (Reply 11):
I feel the same way about farting.

What a gas!  Wink



took less than 24 hours for the obligatory cleansing fart to come to pass.

no puns intended, of course.

RE: My Favorite Bodily Function

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:44 pm
by atrude777
i DO love a good sneeze... reminds me of the chat we had about that...

KFLLCFII> ahh I love a good sneeze
atrude777> i do to
atrude777> i just love to sneeze
atrude777> i set myself up
atrude777> stand.....
atrude777> aim for the ground....
KFLLCFII> It's almost...orgasmic...
atrude777> then *ACHOOO* my head goes literally flying.
Cadet57> you know, i sneezed once and i almost shit myself
atrude777> ROFLMFAO
atrude777> I F***G SPIT MY DRINK READING THAT LMAO
Cadet57> AHHHHCHOO, *shart*
KFLLCFII> eek

Alex

RE: My Favorite Bodily Function

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:49 pm
by futuresdpdcop
What's the ban length for saying what everyone is thinking?

RE: My Favorite Bodily Function

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:51 pm
by Derico
Hands down the strangest thread title to a topic in the non-av forum!

RE: My Favorite Bodily Function

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:56 pm
by mirrodie
Quoting FutureSDPDcop (Reply 14):
What's the ban length for saying what everyone is thinking?

......

Fire away.

Coitus has been covered.

But its all in its presentation.

RE: My Favorite Bodily Function

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:58 pm
by futuresdpdcop
Yeah, forget that. And this message is too short.

[Edited 2007-02-20 06:00:04]

RE: My Favorite Bodily Function

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:01 pm
by AsstChiefMark
Quoting Mirrodie (Reply 16):
But its all in its presentation.



Mark  Silly