n710ps
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The Joke Thread Part II

Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:12 am

The virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
There is plenty of room for Gods animals, right next to the mashed potatoes!
 
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RE: The Joke Thread Part II

Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:39 am

Good one N710PS. Let me see.....

A guy is having dinner with his g/f and his family. Well he ask whats for dinner the parents reply Chicken, Ham, and hard boiled eggs. Well the g/f says ok. Halfway through, she ask what cluck cluck noise and her man it must be the chicken. Well she says I'm a vegetarian not a veterinarian.

Hunter
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kaddyuk
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RE: The Joke Thread Part II

Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:44 am

Quoting MCOflyer (Reply 1):
he ask what cluck cluck noise and her man it must be the chicken. Well she says I'm a vegetarian not a veterinarian.

Come Again?
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yowza
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RE: The Joke Thread Part II

Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:52 am

Quoting MCOflyer (Reply 1):
A guy is having dinner with his g/f and his family. Well he ask whats for dinner the parents reply Chicken, Ham, and hard boiled eggs. Well the g/f says ok. Halfway through, she ask what cluck cluck noise and her man it must be the chicken. Well she says I'm a vegetarian not a veterinarian.

Umm. I've read that 5 times and I still don't get it...

YOWza
 
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RE: The Joke Thread Part II

Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:57 am

Quoting YOWza (Reply 3):

Umm. I've read that 5 times and I still don't get it...

its supposed the other way around.

Hunter
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RE: The Joke Thread Part II

Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:03 am

What do you do when your dish washer stops working?


Slap the bitch.  duck 

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There was a 6 year old boy, and he woke up in the middle of the night and went to get a glass of water. He walked past his mother's room and saw her rubbing herself and saying, "I need a man, I need a man." So the boy just walks past and goes to get a glass of water. The next night he wakes up again and goes to get another glass of water, and again he sees his mother rubbing herself and saying, "I need a man." So he just gets a glass of water. The next night he goes to get another glass of water and he sees his mother doing the same thing yet again. Then the next night he walks by his mother's room, he sees a man having sex with his mother like never before. So the boy runs back to his room and starts rubbing himself and saying, "I need a bike, I need a bike."
Avoid hangovers, stay drunk.
 
cabso1
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RE: The Joke Thread Part II

Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:10 am

Quoting YOWza (Reply 3):
Umm. I've read that 5 times and I still don't get it...



Quoting Kaddyuk (Reply 2):
Come Again?

Coming from MCOflyer, what do ya expect?
 
n710ps
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RE: The Joke Thread Part II

Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:42 am

Quoting YYZflyer (Reply 5):
What do you do when your dish washer stops working?


Slap the bitch.

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There was a 6 year old boy, and he woke up in the middle of the night and went to get a glass of water. He walked past his mother's room and saw her rubbing herself and saying, "I need a man, I need a man." So the boy just walks past and goes to get a glass of water. The next night he wakes up again and goes to get another glass of water, and again he sees his mother rubbing herself and saying, "I need a man." So he just gets a glass of water. The next night he goes to get another glass of water and he sees his mother doing the same thing yet again. Then the next night he walks by his mother's room, he sees a man having sex with his mother like never before. So the boy runs back to his room and starts rubbing himself and saying, "I need a bike, I need a bike."

haahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
There is plenty of room for Gods animals, right next to the mashed potatoes!
 
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RE: The Joke Thread Part II

Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:12 am

Eh...read this one in a book the other day Big grin


Man : Why do you wear Bras? its not like you have anything under them to cover up anyway..
Woman : Well, you wear Briefs dont you?
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RE: The Joke Thread Part II

Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:12 pm

Q) Why do brides wear white?
A) So the new dishwasher matches the fridge.
 
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RE: The Joke Thread Part II

Wed Aug 15, 2007 1:51 pm

How do you make love to a fat ugly chick?
- Jerk off in your hand and throw it at her.
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Heres one for you 'straalians' across the pond

A young New Zealander was traveling to Australia for the first time. After he arrived in Sydney Airport, as he was going through customs, the customs officer noticed that he had forgotten to answer the 'criminal convictions' part of his immigration form.

"Have you got any criminal convictions mate?" asked the customs agent, to which the young kiwi replied "oh sorry bro I didn't realise you still needed criminal convictions to get into this place".
 
matt727
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RE: The Joke Thread Part II

Wed Aug 15, 2007 5:44 pm

Quoting NZ747 (Reply 10):
oh sorry bro I didn't realise you still needed criminal convictions to get into this place

 rotf 

Good one!

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