|Quoting MCOflyer (Reply 1):|
A guy is having dinner with his g/f and his family. Well he ask whats for dinner the parents reply Chicken, Ham, and hard boiled eggs. Well the g/f says ok. Halfway through, she ask what cluck cluck noise and her man it must be the chicken. Well she says I'm a vegetarian not a veterinarian.
|Quoting YYZflyer (Reply 5):|
What do you do when your dish washer stops working?
Slap the bitch.
There was a 6 year old boy, and he woke up in the middle of the night and went to get a glass of water. He walked past his mother's room and saw her rubbing herself and saying, "I need a man, I need a man." So the boy just walks past and goes to get a glass of water. The next night he wakes up again and goes to get another glass of water, and again he sees his mother rubbing herself and saying, "I need a man." So he just gets a glass of water. The next night he goes to get another glass of water and he sees his mother doing the same thing yet again. Then the next night he walks by his mother's room, he sees a man having sex with his mother like never before. So the boy runs back to his room and starts rubbing himself and saying, "I need a bike, I need a bike."
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