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Caption This Picture - November Edition

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 2:53 am
by LTU932
This time more politically themed...


RE: Caption This Picture - November Edition

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 2:55 am
by tz757300
"The bratwurst was really THIS big"

RE: Caption This Picture - November Edition

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 2:58 am
by PlymSpotter


Quoting TZ757300 (Reply 1):
"The bratwurst was really THIS big"

...said Putin, gesticulating to his groin

RE: Caption This Picture - November Edition

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:08 am
by LASoctoberB6


Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 2):


Quoting TZ757300 (Reply 1):
"The bratwurst was really THIS big"

...said Putin, gesticulating to his groin

Well, apparently, shes exaggerating.... Big grin

RE: Caption This Picture - November Edition

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:12 am
by tz757300


Quoting LASOctoberB6 (Reply 3):
Well, apparently, shes exaggerating....

She's showing the length, he's showing the width.

It was a big brat.

RE: Caption This Picture - November Edition

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:18 am
by 808TWA
"One in the hand is worth two in the Bush....no wait Mr President, I actually meant that the Russian guy next to me said that he had a bigger one to PUT-in"...."Oh my goodness I'm so embarrassed and messing up my story, Mr President"

RE: Caption This Picture - November Edition

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:19 am
by n710ps
Bush is trying to spell her name in his head.

RE: Caption This Picture - November Edition

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:21 am
by zTagged
"The cock in your ass is HOW big?"

RE: Caption This Picture - November Edition

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:25 am
by 808TWA
"No sir....Putin said that's the width and that it will take surgery for you to remove those stretch marks around your mouth"

RE: Caption This Picture - November Edition

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:27 am
by LAXspotter
Threesome?  mischievous 

RE: Caption This Picture - November Edition

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:30 am
by FlyDeltaJets87
Woman in Center: "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands"...."Why am I the only one clapping?"

RE: Caption This Picture - November Edition

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:33 am
by LAXspotter
Merkel "Ahmedjinejad's was that big"

Bush " I can beat that"  duck 

RE: Caption This Picture - November Edition

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:48 am
by LTU932
Merkel: Vladimir, is it really true your best piece is this long?
Bush: Oh please, Angie, do we have to talk about the size of a, erm, his Johnson?
Putin: Why not, George? I thought US Presidents were gifted in that department. Oh wait, that was Bill.

RE: Caption This Picture - November Edition

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:56 am
by DC10extender
So you smack it with both hands like this...

RE: Caption This Picture - November Edition

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:08 am
by yooyoo
"I have no damn idea what this crazy German chick is saying.....Her hair's funny lookin and where the hell is her neck....damn i'm listening to funky German turtle woman...ha, that's funny, turtle woman"

RE: Caption This Picture - November Edition

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:34 am
by jamesjimlb
george bush: ( in mind ) crap! i hope no one smells my egg salad farts... i wonder what egg salad with cheese would taste like. did i remeber to shut the grage?

weird lady: (talking)" GEORGE ARE YOU LISTENIG?"

guy on left : ( in mind ) oh god! did someone eat egg salad?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

RE: Caption This Picture - November Edition

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 6:06 am
Disaster looms as a giant Andy Pandy approaches the world leaders from behind.

[email protected]

RE: Caption This Picture - November Edition

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 6:27 am
by fridgmus
Angie: "George, I need this much to satisfy me!"

George: (thinking) Hell, I'd need a 2 x4 tied to my ass so I won't fall in!

Vlad: (thinking) I got your satisfaction hangin' Angie, RIGHT HERE! They don't call me Vlad The Impaler for nothing Bitch!

RE: Caption This Picture - November Edition

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 6:34 am
by TuffGong


Quoting YooYoo (Reply 14):
"I have no damn idea what this crazy German chick is saying.....Her hair's funny lookin and where the hell is her neck....damn i'm listening to funky German turtle woman...ha, that's funny, turtle woman"

 laughing  i can actually picture him thinking that. man thats funny.

RE: Caption This Picture - November Edition

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 6:44 am
by yowza
For our Aussie members: "Goal, good for 6"

YOWza

RE: Caption This Picture - November Edition

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 10:24 pm
by TurkishWings
I would do Putin anytime, anywhere  Wink

RE: Caption This Picture - November Edition

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 10:30 pm
by Kieron747
Merkel: "I used to be this thin!
...

Putin: "I used to be this thick!, Damned vodka!"

...

Bush. "That's a big Greek flag."




K

RE: Caption This Picture - November Edition

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 3:34 am
by dc9northwest
Merkel: "Herr President, the bundesrepublik offers you a book this thick about German-American relations."

Bush: "I thought I was meeting Putin, I never knew she was a woman... A fisher-woman, too."

Putin: "Shut up, or I'll kill you, journalist. I'm thinking Polonium has fallen out of use. I'll use Czechium next time."

RE: Caption This Picture - November Edition

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:00 pm
by oly720man
Putin "....... God, I hate this crap. yak yak yak... I want to walk in the woods... get back to nature... hmmm, I wonder if I stare for long enough I can make that table levitate... when's lunch... I could do with a drink"

Merkel " Ok George this is how you do Bavarian dancing sitting down.... first you clap your hands then slap your your thighs, but really you need, you know, lederhosen..... leather shorts.... George... "

Bush "leather.... ahhhh. Must try it with Condi."