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This Is Why I Don't Like Birds...

Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:30 pm

And apparently...they don't like me either  tongue 
So I went to class early this morning...and when I returned to the parking lot, I saw this. . .

There is about 20+ "bombs". . .  Sad
(and I just washed my car last Wednesday!!!  cry  )

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RE: This Is Why I Don't Like Birds...

Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:39 pm

Similar out here.They seem to pick me when Im on the bike driving on the road.My friends say its good luck.I'd like them to have this good luck  Smile

About by car......Same case.

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RE: This Is Why I Don't Like Birds...

Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:49 pm



Quoting HAWK21M (Reply 1):
My friends say its good luck.I'd like them to have this good luck

Yeah. If being shat on by a bird brought good luck, I'd be the luckiest guy in the world.

Most memorable incident: looking up at the Eiffel tower, I received a nice warm blob of shit right above my eye. Fucking Parisian pigeons.  grumpy 

And don't get me started on those veritable flying rats that inhabit Venice. The buggers fly so low they'll sometimes pass an inch above your head, sometimes leaving an original souvenir on it.  bomb 
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RE: This Is Why I Don't Like Birds...

Tue Nov 27, 2007 9:00 pm

This same exact thing happened to me last Sunday. There was an empty parking spot under a tree and I took it. It was about 5:30pm and I went inside the store. I was there for maybe 30-40 min. When I came out the tree was full of birds and my car was full of bird shit. As I was getting in the car bird shit fell on my head. I had just washed my car that day. I got home and had to hose the car down. I was really pissed off to say the least.
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RE: This Is Why I Don't Like Birds...

Tue Nov 27, 2007 9:16 pm



Quoting Faustino927 (Reply 3):
There was an empty parking spot under a tree and I took it.

Don't park under a tree. I noticed the trees in the first picture before I got to your post. Why do you think those spaces are empty when the lot is full.....
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RE: This Is Why I Don't Like Birds...

Tue Nov 27, 2007 9:23 pm



Quoting MaidensGator (Reply 4):
Why do you think those spaces are empty when the lot is full.....

I should have known right. I guess I was excited that I found a space close to the store. lol!!
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RE: This Is Why I Don't Like Birds...

Tue Nov 27, 2007 9:41 pm

I know it sucks and I am sorry about your dirty car. Maybe you should invest into a protective covers or a garage?  Smile

Anyways, here is my sympathy:  wave 



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RE: This Is Why I Don't Like Birds...

Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:02 pm



Quoting MaidensGator (Reply 4):
Don't park under a tree.

exactly, good way of avoiding problems. Even tho its a little cooler, all you can do is open the windows and doors of the car for about 1-2 minutes and let it cool down and be on your way.
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RE: This Is Why I Don't Like Birds...

Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:07 pm

This really is a sh*tty car! :-P

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RE: This Is Why I Don't Like Birds...

Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:21 pm

BAH! Got my car washed...damn birds waasted me $7 + tips. I don't have a hose at the apartment complex so I have to take it to car wash place.

Quoting MaidensGator (Reply 4):
Don't park under a tree.

Trust me. In Davis, crows are EVERYWHERE. They shit on cars all day long.  tongue 

Quoting Andrej (Reply 6):
Anyways, here is my sympathy:

 tongue  Thanks!

Quoting Andrej (Reply 6):
Maybe you should invest into a protective covers or a garage?

I usually park under a "hood" at my apartment complex but when I go to school, I won't have a cover if I want the parking lot closer to lecture halls.

BLAH. . .


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RE: This Is Why I Don't Like Birds...

Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:24 pm



Quoting LAXspotter (Reply 7):
Even tho its a little cooler, all you can do is open the windows and doors of the car for about 1-2 minutes and let it cool down and be on your way.

or turn on the AC. Imagine that!
 
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RE: This Is Why I Don't Like Birds...

Wed Nov 28, 2007 8:09 am

At least its not as bad as my friend.
One time, he got a bird shit on his leg.
And countless times, hes gotten it on his bag.
Every time he gets peed off

But the funniest time was when this guy in assembly had a bird drop one on his head. Everyone laughed  Smile
 
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RE: This Is Why I Don't Like Birds...

Wed Nov 28, 2007 8:12 am



Quoting Bagpiper (Reply 10):
or turn on the AC. Imagine that!

apparently I still live in the era of cars before the AC  banghead   embarrassed  . Actually, what happens is if you're in the CA heat, the AC of practically any car is slow to cool down the internal temperature of the car from 110 to about 75, therefore I just open the doors first to let the hot air out, then the AC.
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RE: This Is Why I Don't Like Birds...

Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:51 pm

Nah, you don't understand it. The birds have nothing against you. They just want to buy your car. They already made a deposit on it!  Big grin
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RE: This Is Why I Don't Like Birds...

Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:19 pm

Quoting WildcatYXU (Reply 13):
Nah, you don't understand it. The birds have nothing against you. They just want to buy your car. They already made a deposit on it!

LOL! That's the best one I've heard so far. Well, my car is not for sale!!!


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RE: This Is Why I Don't Like Birds...

Wed Nov 28, 2007 2:05 pm



Quoting Foppishbum (Reply 14):
That's the best one I've heard so far.

Thank you!  bigthumbsup 

Quoting LAXspotter (Reply 12):
apparently I still live in the era of cars before the AC

And you better stay there. Didn't you know that the AC will ruin your fantastic fuel economy?  devil 
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RE: This Is Why I Don't Like Birds...

Wed Nov 28, 2007 2:46 pm



Quoting LAXspotter (Reply 12):
Actually, what happens is if you're in the CA heat, the AC of practically any car is slow to cool down the internal temperature of the car from 110 to about 75, therefore I just open the doors first to let the hot air out, then the AC.

you mean you don't like the full-blast kinda cool air blowing your sweat all over the car!?!?


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RE: This Is Why I Don't Like Birds...

Thu Nov 29, 2007 6:11 pm



Quoting Foppishbum (Thread starter):

Quit whining and be thankful that cows don't fly!
 
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RE: This Is Why I Don't Like Birds...

Thu Nov 29, 2007 6:40 pm



Quoting OV735 (Reply 17):
Quit whining and be thankful that cows don't fly!

LOL! That'll create lot more trouble. Speaking of cows, Davis is famous for being a "cow town" cus we're a farm school...lol! Big grin
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RE: This Is Why I Don't Like Birds...

Fri Nov 30, 2007 12:21 am

I know beforehand, birds aren't aware we don't like it when they shizzle on are rides, so I simply do not park anywhere near trees.
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RE: This Is Why I Don't Like Birds...

Fri Nov 30, 2007 12:24 am



Quoting Lehpron (Reply 19):
I simply do not park anywhere near trees.

Trust me, in Davis, you can park 20 feet away from a tree and still get you car crapped on.  tongue  It's like target practices for our Davis birds. Big grin
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RE: This Is Why I Don't Like Birds...

Fri Nov 30, 2007 1:27 am

Make sure you get the crap off of the paint ASAP.
 
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RE: This Is Why I Don't Like Birds...

Fri Nov 30, 2007 1:30 am

There is one parking space alloted to my store in the plaza where I work. Right under a tree. I let the staff fight over it - I park on the street. Got sick and tired of washing my car and then having to spray it off.
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RE: This Is Why I Don't Like Birds...

Sat Dec 01, 2007 2:20 am



Quoting ThreeFourThree (Reply 11):
At least its not as bad as my friend.
One time, he got a bird shit on his leg.
And countless times, hes gotten it on his bag.
Every time he gets peed off

remember, it's better to be pissed off than pissed on!  Wink
 
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RE: This Is Why I Don't Like Birds...

Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:54 am

It happened yesterday again.
I stop at a traffic signal on the bike & some bird does not like me.And its bombs on my shoulder.  Sad
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RE: This Is Why I Don't Like Birds...

Sat Dec 01, 2007 10:08 am

Wow, that is juts amazing. How disgusting.
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