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Favorite Movie/tv One Liners.

Tue Dec 04, 2007 2:25 am

Topic says it all. from Sixteen Candles:
[on the phone to the police looking for Long Duk Dong]
Howard: What was he wearing? Well, uh, let's see, he was wearing a red argyle sweater, and tan trousers, and red shoes.......... No, he's not retarded.
Any others?
 
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Tue Dec 04, 2007 2:33 am

"When I met you, you were like "oh phooey, I burned the darn muffins - now you go into a bar and sailors come running out". Samuel L. Jackson - The Long Kiss Goodnight.
 
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Tue Dec 04, 2007 2:34 am

Ok. I am sorry - but I have to say these are my favorites because I like deriding them ...

Movie: Jerry Maguire

Some samplers:

- "you had me at hello"
- "you complete me"

and my analytical favorite

- "i love him for the man he wants to be. and the man the almost is".

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Tue Dec 04, 2007 2:36 am

seeing how this is a.net

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Tue Dec 04, 2007 2:38 am

You could drop this guy off at the Arctic Circle wearing a pair of bikini underwear, without his toothbrush, and tomorrow afternoon he's going to show up at your pool side with a million dollar smile and fist full of pesos.

From the lame-ass movie On Deadly Ground
 
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Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:59 am

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Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:15 pm

The AK-47. The very best. When you absolutely positively got to kill every muthaf**ker in the room. Accept no substitutes.

Samuel L. Jackson
Jackie Brown

Also, pretty much the first 10 minutes of Full Metal Jacket.
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Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:18 pm

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Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:27 pm

Is Samuel L. Jackson the most quotable actor of all time? He seems like he is in every movie ever made (as pointed out in the Family guy episode with him in the porno - tried to find the clip on youtube but couldn't). He had all kinds of great ones in Pulp Fiction.

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Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:52 pm

"Go ahead, make my day." Clint Eastwood - Sudden Impact



"Why don't you stick your head up you ass and see if its fits." Al Pacino - Scarface

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Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:01 pm



Quoting DC10extender (Reply 6):
Also, pretty much the first 10 minutes of Full Metal Jacket.

*Warning: Language*


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Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:17 pm

"I'll be in my bunk" - Jayne Cobb

"Dear Buddha, please bring me a pony and a plastic rocket... " - Malcom Reynolds
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Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:18 pm

Roy Scheider had a great one.

"I think we have another shark problem"

Later in the movie when the Amity town board told him the picture he was showing them was not a shark he uttered more history.

"But I'm telling you and I'm telling everybody at this table that that's a shark! And I know what a shark looks like becuase I've seen one up close! And you better do something about this one because I don't intend to go thorugh that hell again!"
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Tue Dec 04, 2007 8:15 pm



Quoting DC10extender (Reply 6):
The AK-47. The very best. When you absolutely positively got to kill every muthaf**ker in the room. Accept no substitutes.

That reminds me of this Clint Eastwood quote: "That's an AK-47 Assault Rifle. It makes a distinct sound when fired".

A favourite part of mine is from Pulp Fiction, when Samuel L. Jackson and John Travolta are about to clip those people they meet in an appartment (it's just after the Quaterpounder with Cheese discussion), and when Jackson quotes from the Bible Ezekiel 25:17:

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
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Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:26 pm



Quoting LTU932 (Reply 13):
A favourite part of mine is from Pulp Fiction, when Samuel L. Jackson and John Travolta are about to clip those people they meet in an appartment (it's just after the Quaterpounder with Cheese discussion), and when Jackson quotes from the Bible Ezekiel 25:17:

How about the scene where Uma Thurman was ODing and Eric Stolz and Travolta had to plunge the syringe into her. She jumped up screaming and carrying on and at the end of the scene Arquette says "That was fucking trippy"

Classic!
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Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:39 pm

"Clerks":

37?

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

This job would be great if it wasn't for the f*****g customers.

"Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas":

We can't stop here, this is Bat Country!

As your attorney I advise you.......

You chickenshit bastard.......

Quoting ReidYYZ (Thread starter):

If we're going to be quoting John Hughes films from the 1980s:

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Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:52 pm

"Get off my Kool-Aid, motherfu**er" - Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
"There was only one return, and it was of the Jedi" - Clerks II

From Dogma - Rufus - "You masturbate more than any person on the planet"
Jay - "Tell me something I don't know"
Rufus - "When you do it you're thinking about guys"

Kevin Smith movies are SO quotable.
 
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Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:56 pm

"The device has yet to be invented that could measure my indifference to that remark." Hawkeye Pierce to Trapper John in one of the early episodes of M*A*S*H...

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Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:02 pm

"Evil will always triumph because good is dumb"- Dark Helmet, Spaceballs

Airplane!, Anchorman, Caddyshack, Back To School, Hot Shots, Dodgeball, and many other comedies are filled with them.

I like Harrison Ford in Air Force One:
"Get off my plane!"
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Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:22 pm

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Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:35 pm

"I don't want these men to love me, I want them to Fight for me".

"Go find me that Chaplain, he stands in good with the Lord and I wanna Decorate him".

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Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:15 am

"And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire... "

Milton Waddams - Office Space

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Wed Dec 05, 2007 3:42 am



Quoting Tugger (Reply 21):
"And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire... "

Milton Waddams - Office Space

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Wed Dec 05, 2007 5:51 pm

"Sometimes I sing and dance around the house in my underwear. Doesn't make me Madonna. Never will".

Cyn's character from "Working Girl".
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Wed Dec 05, 2007 5:54 pm

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Wed Dec 05, 2007 6:02 pm

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Wed Dec 05, 2007 6:04 pm

"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

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Wed Dec 05, 2007 6:10 pm

Wayne's World:

Benjamin: Hey, who wants Chinese take-out? I know a great place!
Wayne Campbell: I'll have the "cream of sum yung guy".
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Wed Dec 05, 2007 6:12 pm

"You're supposed to be stupid, son...don't abuse the privilege."

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Wed Dec 05, 2007 7:38 pm

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Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:50 pm

"Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."
George C. Scott in Patton

"This isn't a hospital, it's an insane asylum!"
Sally Kellerman (Hot Lips) in M*A*S*H

"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."
HAL 9000 in 2001: A Space Odyssey

"Listen I'm only telling the truth. You have got a very big nose."
Eric Idle from Monty Python's the Life of Brian

"You have not experienced Shakespeare until you have read him in the original Klingon."
Chancellor Gorkon in Star Trek VI

And, of course my favorite quote from every A.nutters favorite film:
"That's one nice thing about the 707. She can do everything but read."

No points for guessing who said that in what film!!!

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Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:22 am



Quoting Ctbarnes (Reply 30):
This isn't a hospital, it's an insane asylum!

You can almost say the same about this place.......


Some more good ones:

From "Howard Stern's Private Parts": I told you not to be stupid, you moron.

From "Beer League": Hey, are we done here? 'Cause I'm losing my buzz.

From "Super Troopers":

Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?

We should have taken him out the back and shot him a long time ago.

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Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:51 am

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Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:35 am

Star Trek: Insurrection
Data: In the event of a water landing, I have been designed to act as a flotation device.

Lieutenant Commander Worf: The Son'a wish to negotiate a cease-fire. It may have to do with the fact that we only have three minutes of air left.

Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
Qui-Gon Jinn: The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. Now get out of here.

The TV Show Wings
Lowell Mather: I give blood all the time. Just between you and me, Roy, I'll do anything for a sugar cookie.

Antonio: This song I learned in Italy. For awhile it was the only English I knew... My goat knows the bowling score, halleluiah...
Helen: It's "Michael, row the boat ashore".
Antonio: No!
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Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:32 am

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Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:51 am

A few funny lines from Star Trek: First Contact:

Deanna Troi: Time line?! This is no time to argue about time! We don't have the time. What was I saying?
William Riker: You're drunk.
Troi: I am not.
Riker: Yes, you are.
Troi: Look, he wouldn't even talk to me unless I had a drink with him. And then, it took three shots of something called tequila just to find out he was the one we're looking for. And I spent the last 20 minutes trying to keep his hands off me. So don't go criticizing my counselling technique.

...

Troi: If you're looking for my professional opinion as ship's counsellor: he's nuts.
Riker: I'll be sure to note that in my log.
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Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:04 am

From 'A League of Their Own'...

drunken, enraged Tom Hanks to beleaguered lady player:

'Start using your head. THAT'S THE LUMP THREE FEET ABOVE YOUR ASS!'

In 'Deadwood', episode 8, season 1, Powers Booth playing Cy Tolliver after two bandits tried robbing his saloon and bystanders complain about watching his henchmen beat them senseless in the street: 'Why don't y'all protect your delicate sensibilities by turning the fuck away?!'
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Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:11 am

Since we're going Star Trek, these are from Star Trek III:

Kirk: [showing the Vulcan salute] How many fingers do I have up?
McCoy: That's not very damn funny.
Kirk: You're sense of humors returned!
McCoy: The hell it has!

Kruge: I've come a long way for the power of Genesis, and what do I find? A weakling human, a Vulcan boy, and a woman!


Kirk: You're suffering from a Vulcan mind-meld, doctor.
McCoy: That green-blooded son of a bitch! It's his revenge for all the arguments he lost.

Sulu: DON'T call me "Tiny."

"Mr. Adventure": Well, maybe that's OK for someone like you, whose career is winding down. But me, I need some excitement, some adventure... maybe even just a surprise or two.
Uhura: Well, you know what they say, Lieutenant. Be careful what you wish for. You might get it.

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Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:23 am

From Pulp Fiction:

Vincent: Alright, well you can walk into a movie theater in Amsterdam and buy a beer. And I don't mean just like in no paper cup, I'm talking about a glass of beer. And in Paris, you can buy a beer at McDonald's. And you know what they call a, uh, a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
Vincent: Nah, man, they got the metric system, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: What do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a "Royale with Cheese."
Jules: "Royale with Cheese."
Vincent: Thats right.
Jules: What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "Le Big Mac."

And from Airplane!:

Kramer (Over radio): How's it handling?
Striker: Sluggish, like a wet sponge.
Elaine (Dutifully relaying via radio to Kramer): Sluggish, like a wet sponge.
Striker (To Elaine): It's a damn good thing he doesn't know how much I hate his guts.
Elaine (Over radio): It's a damn good thing you don't know how much he hates your guts.
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Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:42 am

A-Team quotes!!!

Face: We're probably the only guys to survive an airplane crash only to be killed minutes later by an irate passenger.

Murdock: B.A. has just driven right through an airplane How could you do that to a poor, defenseless DC3? She didn't stand a chance!



From Airplane!

Captain Oveur: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

Rex Kramer: Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

Rumack: What was it we had for dinner tonight?
Elaine Dickinson: Well, we had a choice of steak or fish.
Rumack: Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.

Rex Kramer: Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. It's a dumb question... skip it.

Controller: I know but this guy has no flying experience at all. He's a menace to himself and everything else in the air... yes, birds too.

Rex Kramer: No... that's just what they'll be expecting us to do!
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Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:57 am

"Why, Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave"
"I'm your Huckleberry"
Doc Holliday in Tombstone

"This one time, at band camp...."
 
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Thu Dec 06, 2007 7:04 am

From Days of Thunder:

Harry Hogge: Cole, you're wandering all over the track!
Cole Trickle: Yeah, well this son of a bitch just slammed into me.
Harry Hogge: No, no, he didn't slam you, he didn't bump you, he didn't nudge you... he *rubbed* you. And rubbin, son, is racin'.
 
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Thu Dec 06, 2007 7:20 am

Kingpin:
"Oh, I'm his type...I'm every guy's type".

"I've got two bits of advice for you, Munson- Number one, forget about this bowling stuff and get a real job...number two, start doing some tongue exercises; you still owe me a month's rent!".
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Thu Dec 06, 2007 7:07 pm

Some Star Wars Episode V quotes:

General Veers: My lord, the fleet has moved out of lightspeed. Com-Scan has detected an energy field protecting an area of the sixth planet of the Hoth system. The field is strong enough to deflect any bombardment.
Darth Vader: The Rebels are alerted to our presence. Admiral Ozzel came out of lightspeed too close to the system.
General Veers: He felt surprise was wiser--
Darth Vader: He is as clumsy as he is stupid. General, prepare your troops for a surface attack.
General Veers: Yes, my lord.
Admiral Ozzel: Lord Vader, the fleet has moved out of lightspeed, and we're preparing to...
Darth Vader: You have failed me for the last time, Admiral. Captain Piett.
Captain Piett: Yes, my lord.
Darth Vader: Make ready to land our troops beyond the energy shield and deploy the fleet so that nothing gets off the system. You are in command now, Admiral Piett.
Admiral Piett: Thank you, Lord Vader.

...

Darth Vader: There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you, Luke. You do not yet realize your importance. You've only begun to discover your power. Join me and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy.
Luke Skywalker: I'll never join you!
Darth Vader: If only you knew the power of the Dark Side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke Skywalker: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
Darth Vader: No. I am your father.
Luke Skywalker: No. No. That's not true. That's impossible!
Darth Vader: Search your feelings, you know it to be true!
Luke Skywalker: No... nooo!
Darth Vader: Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has forseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together, we can rule the galaxy as father and son. Come with me. It is the only way.
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Thu Dec 06, 2007 7:18 pm

More from Fawlty Towers:

Well, might I ask what you expected to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? The hanging gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically...

Basil: Always reminds me of somebody machine-gunning a seal.
Major Gowen: The heat?
Basil: No, no. My wife's laugh.

You'll have to forgive him. He's from Barcelona.

They're Germans. Don't mention the war.

Basil Fawlty: My God you are ugly, aren't you.
Nurse: I'll... I'll get the doctor.
Basil Fawlty: It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor.

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Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:10 pm



Quoting CastleIsland (Reply 51):
From Woody Allen's "Take the Money and Run:"

"The prisoners got one hot meal a day. A bowl of steam."

Here's a couple others from the same movie.

(Written on a note - typos posted here are intentional): I am pointing a gub at you. Abt natural.

And
How many want this bank to be robbed by them?
...
How many want this bank to robbed by us?
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Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:02 am

From Johnny English

Johnny English: A good agent doesn't need gadgets. The only gadgets I've ever needed are a sharp eye, sensitive hearing and a whole bunch of bigger brains.
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RE: Favorite Movie/tv One Liners.

Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:14 am



Quoting Ctbarnes (Reply 53):
They're Germans. Don't mention the war.

German guest: will you stop talking about the war!
Basil: well you started it!
German: No we didn't!
Basil: Yes you did! You invaded Poland!
After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF...
 
KevinL1011
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RE: Favorite Movie/tv One Liners.

Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:48 am

Quoting Ctbarnes (Reply 53):
You'll have to forgive him. He's from Barcelona.

Nice Charles! "Basil The Rat" is my favorite "Farty Towels" episode.

This movie is my favorite for one (or 2) liners.

Over the line Smokey ! Mark it zero! This isn't Vietnam . We have rules here !

http://www.thegline.com/dvd-of-the-week/images/2003/big115.jpg

And..
-Your phone's ringing Dude.
-All the Dude ever wanted was his rug back.
-Shut up Donnie, you're out of your element!
-Dammit! Just because we're bereived doesn't make us saps!
-
Maude:You can guess where it goes from here. The Dude: He fixes the cable?
-Damn, Jackie. You mix one hell of a caucasion.
-Nice marmut.
-Mind if I do a "J"?
-Take it easy, man! I've got a beverage here.
-You...you human paraquat!
-Eight year olds, Dude.
-Like...that's just your opinion...man.
-Uh...I wasn't listening.


And the crown jewel of Lebowski lines...
Fuck it Dude. Let's go bowling.

Blues Brothers. Too many to list.

Blazing Saddles.
Mongo only pawn in game of life.

[Edited 2007-12-06 23:11:36]
474218, Carl, You will be missed.
 
don81603
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RE: Favorite Movie/tv One Liners.

Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:50 am

I can't remember the movie, but...
Her: "I wouldn't date you if you were the last man on Earth!"
Him: "If I was the last man on Earth, you wouldn't even be considered!"
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