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Dem, Repub, Or Redneck? (JOKE)

Wed Jan 02, 2008 4:24 pm

This is a JOKE!!!

Are you a Democrat, Republican or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

"Scenario"

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an evil, large man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?



"Democrat's Answer"

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think? What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1 ?

Why is this street so deserted?

Why aren't there any Police Officers around?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing!

I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus.
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"Republican's Answer"

BANG! BANG!

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"Redneck's Answer"

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!Click....

(sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click...

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"

Son: "You got him, Pop! Can I shoot the next one?"

Wife: "You are NOT taking that to the taxidermist!"
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RE: Dem, Repub, Or Redneck? (JOKE)

Wed Jan 02, 2008 4:29 pm

 rotfl 

That's awesome! Big grin
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RE: Dem, Repub, Or Redneck? (JOKE)

Wed Jan 02, 2008 4:32 pm

LOL!!!


Brilliant joke!!!
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RE: Dem, Repub, Or Redneck? (JOKE)

Wed Jan 02, 2008 4:33 pm

I've seen this before and it gives me a good laugh everytime.   

What's sad though, is reading some of the responses from many a.netters in recent threads, with the one about the cop shooting the guy to end the high speed pursuit coming to mind in particular, many of these a.netters would clearly fall into that "Democrat" category on this list with the responses they gave.

[Edited 2008-01-02 08:46:18]
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RE: Dem, Repub, Or Redneck? (JOKE)

Wed Jan 02, 2008 5:07 pm

Political Joke (by ORFflyer Sep 23 2005 in Non Aviation)


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RE: Dem, Repub, Or Redneck? (JOKE)

Wed Jan 02, 2008 5:51 pm



Quoting Miamiair (Thread starter):
Wife: "You are NOT taking that to the taxidermist!"

 rotfl 

The best part.
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