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I Have A Placenta In My Bait Freezer

Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:29 pm

The Boy and Pixie dragged a new life onto this earth on 3rd Jan at some ungodly hour of the morning.....all through the pregnancy they made these plans to buy a tree and put the placenta into the hole as they planted it.

Now I am a touchy-feely kinda guy and if they thnk this is something that is important to do, then fine.....but....since the young Marlon drew his first breath they have kinda forgotten about the whole deal, I found the placenta in the boot of my car after I got back from the birthing centre (in a bag) and for want of a better plan I put it in the bait freezer (in case Mrs J thought it was liver or something) question is.....what can one do with a slightly second-hand placenta? Should I use it as fish-attractant or go buy a tree for the kids and remind them of their previous intentions?  Smile
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Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:30 pm

...
Wait, what? What species are we talking about?
Something awful.
 
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RE: I Have A Placenta In My Bait Freezer

Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:40 pm

Slice it up and fry it up with a touch of BBQ sauce. Makes a great high-protein lunch, especially if it came from a human. Perfect for the Rapture.

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RE: I Have A Placenta In My Bait Freezer

Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:40 pm

Euuwww  yuck 

What is wrong with you people down on the bottom of the world ? Tree-hugging is all very well, but placenta-planting is just extreme.
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RE: I Have A Placenta In My Bait Freezer

Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:43 pm

Well, if it's in the bait freezer I think that's already answered what you should be doing with it.
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RE: I Have A Placenta In My Bait Freezer

Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:43 pm



Quoting Jafa39 (Thread starter):
Should I use it as fish-attractant

Yes. I'd make great burley.
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RE: I Have A Placenta In My Bait Freezer

Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:52 pm

It's a good thing you're attached. With stories like this you might struggle to find a mate.

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RE: I Have A Placenta In My Bait Freezer

Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:56 pm

I didn't know that you had the option of taking the thing home.

Quoting Jafa39 (Thread starter):
what can one do with a slightly second-hand placenta?

Mail it to someone you don't care for.  devil 
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RE: I Have A Placenta In My Bait Freezer

Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:01 pm



Quoting ZTagged (Reply 1):
Wait, what? What species are we talking about?

Human.....
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RE: I Have A Placenta In My Bait Freezer

Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:03 pm



Quoting Airfoilsguy (Reply 7):
I didn't know that you had the option of taking the thing home.

Oh yes.....just like taking a doggy-bag home from a restaurant....ask and ye shall receive!!!
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RE: I Have A Placenta In My Bait Freezer

Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:06 pm



Quoting Jafa39 (Reply 9):
just like taking a doggy-bag home from a restaurant....ask and ye shall receive!!!

Great, now I will never think of doggy-bags the same again.  Smile
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RE: I Have A Placenta In My Bait Freezer

Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:06 pm

Do I smell soup?  vomit 
 
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RE: I Have A Placenta In My Bait Freezer

Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:22 pm

Aw, what the hell, someone has to do this.

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RE: I Have A Placenta In My Bait Freezer

Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:32 pm



Quoting Jafa39 (Reply 9):
Oh yes.....just like taking a doggy-bag home from a restaurant....ask and ye shall receive!!!

You can also ask for your baby's foreskin and any of your traumatically amputated limbs.
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RE: I Have A Placenta In My Bait Freezer

Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:36 pm



Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 13):
any of your traumatically amputated limbs.

Mmmm - that's good eatin' !
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RE: I Have A Placenta In My Bait Freezer

Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:41 pm



Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 14):
Mmmm - that's good eatin' !

So says...

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RE: I Have A Placenta In My Bait Freezer

Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:48 pm

I shared this thread with a coworker who informs me that placenta is believed to be a very good topical treatment for acne. Disturbing

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RE: I Have A Placenta In My Bait Freezer

Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:49 pm



Quoting Airfoilsguy (Reply 12):
Aw, what the hell, someone has to do this.

You really don't want me to do that....do you??????
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RE: I Have A Placenta In My Bait Freezer

Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:51 pm



Quoting YOWza (Reply 16):
I shared this thread with a coworker who informs me that placenta is believed to be a very good topical treatment for acne. Disturbing

And the question on everybody's lips is....who on earth tried that for the first time????????
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RE: I Have A Placenta In My Bait Freezer

Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:52 pm



Quoting Jafa39 (Reply 18):
And the question on everybody's lips is....who on earth tried that for the first time????????

I don't know. Perhaps some of the teens on A.net are desperate and would like a piece?  yuck 

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RE: I Have A Placenta In My Bait Freezer

Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:54 pm



Quoting YOWza (Reply 19):
Perhaps some of the teens on A.net are desperate and would like a piece?

Maybe I will acution it to the highest bidder....no snow-globes accepted  Smile
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RE: I Have A Placenta In My Bait Freezer

Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:55 pm



Quoting Airfoilsguy (Reply 15):
So says...

Ah, dear Geoffrey - we swapped recipes you know. I gave him mine for liver with fava beans and an nice Chianti - slrslrslrlslrlslrlslrlsrl !!
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RE: I Have A Placenta In My Bait Freezer

Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:46 pm

Sell it to a Stem Cell Research Clinic so that you have a source of fresh stem cells should you ever get really ill.
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RE: I Have A Placenta In My Bait Freezer

Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:59 pm

Makes for a good bunney hat.
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RE: I Have A Placenta In My Bait Freezer

Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:01 am



Quoting AerorobNZ (Reply 22):
Sell it to a Stem Cell Research Clinic

If I ever get married and have kids, I'll talk the wife into selling the cord blood for use as stem cell research. Cord blood is worth thousands of dollars!
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RE: I Have A Placenta In My Bait Freezer

Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:07 am



Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 24):
Cord blood is worth thousands of dollars!

NOW you tell me!!!
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RE: I Have A Placenta In My Bait Freezer

Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:36 am



Quoting Jafa39 (Reply 25):
NOW you tell me!!!

You've not eaten it have you?

 Wink

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RE: I Have A Placenta In My Bait Freezer

Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:45 am

There's always Craig's List.

Or

Placentophagy (from 'placenta' + Greek φαγειν, to eat) -- the act of mammals eating the placenta of their young after childbirth.
 
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RE: I Have A Placenta In My Bait Freezer

Tue Jan 08, 2008 3:40 am



Quoting Jafa39 (Thread starter):
what can one do with a slightly second-hand placenta?

My wife informs me it supposedly makes good shampoo...

...if anyone needs me, I'll be reading the ingredient list on the shampoo bottle in our bathroom.
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RE: I Have A Placenta In My Bait Freezer

Tue Jan 08, 2008 3:56 am

This thread title sounds like the bad title of some bizare and twisted Country song.
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RE: I Have A Placenta In My Bait Freezer

Tue Jan 08, 2008 3:59 am



Quoting Jafa39 (Thread starter):
Should I use it as fish-attractant or go buy a tree for the kids and remind them of their previous intentions?



Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 14):
Mmmm - that's good eatin' !

JGP, you took the afterbirth right out of my mouth.
Freeze it and eat it on the first birthday.

Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 24):
If I ever get married and have kids,

NO! NOOOOO!
Somebody send the Vasectomy Police out to Mark's house, STAT!
The world can not endure an "AsstAsstChiefMark" !

However, the little brat would have an awesome model railroad.
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Tue Jan 08, 2008 4:24 am



Quoting Jamie757 (Reply 26):
You've not eaten it have you?

No...but I am going fishing tonight

Quoting CV990A (Reply 28):
...if anyone needs me, I'll be reading the ingredient list on the shampoo bottle in our bathroom.

Now that's funny!!  Smile  Smile

Quoting Luv2fly (Reply 29):
This thread title sounds like the bad title of some bizare and twisted Country song.

LMFAO!!!!!  Smile  Smile

I have a placenta in my bait freezer
No money in the bank
I'd go and rob the local store
But my car's a load of wank

My girlie left me for a dwarf
It's more than i can take
There's no food in the ktichen
I'll put the placenta on to bake

Now listen to this warning
Of love and life and food
You can't just live on love and hate
And rollin' in the nude

So pick your girlie wisely
And treat her very well
Or live your life in deep regret
Coz it's all turned to hell
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RE: I Have A Placenta In My Bait Freezer

Tue Jan 08, 2008 4:41 am



Quoting Jafa39 (Reply 31):
Coz, it's all turned to hell

Coz? Where? WHERE?

Has he completed his penance?
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Tue Jan 08, 2008 4:47 am



Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 32):
Coz? Where? WHERE?

Has he completed his penance?

Coz is IN hell!!!  Smile
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RE: I Have A Placenta In My Bait Freezer

Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:55 pm

Mabye the people who brought us this would want to buy it:


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Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:04 pm



Quoting Jafa39 (Reply 31):
I have a placenta in my bait freezer
No money in the bank
I'd go and rob the local store
But my car's a load of wank

My girlie left me for a dwarf
It's more than i can take
There's no food in the ktichen
I'll put the placenta on to bake

Now listen to this warning
Of love and life and food
You can't just live on love and hate
And rollin' in the nude

So pick your girlie wisely
And treat her very well
Or live your life in deep regret
Coz it's all turned to hell

 rotf   rotf   rotf   rotf   rotf 

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RE: I Have A Placenta In My Bait Freezer

Tue Jan 08, 2008 4:07 pm

I've heard it's nice with fava beans and a nice chianti.
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Tue Jan 08, 2008 4:41 pm



Quoting HickoryShampoo (Reply 36):
I've heard it's nice with fava beans and a nice chianti.

Been there, done that joke already. Try to keep up, old boy.  Yeah sure

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 21):
Ah, dear Geoffrey - we swapped recipes you know. I gave him mine for liver with fava beans and an nice Chianti - slrslrslrlslrlslrlslrlsrl !!

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RE: I Have A Placenta In My Bait Freezer

Tue Jan 08, 2008 5:32 pm



Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 37):
Try to keep up, old boy.

Umm...do you have the right to call anyone 'old'? Then again, you may be the authority about that... duck 

Quoting Jafa39 (Thread starter):
The Boy and Pixie dragged a new life onto this earth on 3rd Jan at some ungodly hour of the morning

Jafa, are you telling us you are now a grandpa?

*shudders*

Because then congratulations are at hand!
 
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Tue Jan 08, 2008 5:43 pm



Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 38):
Umm...do you have the right to call anyone 'old'?

Being as what I am young and beautiful and thin and gorgeous, I absolutely do. Especially someone as old and bald as HickoryDomePolish.
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Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 39):
Being as what I am young and beautiful and thin and gorgeous

Do you live in the anti-world?
 
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Tue Jan 08, 2008 6:27 pm



Quoting Airfoilsguy (Reply 7):
I didn't know that you had the option of taking the thing home.

Disgusting... That is a big no-no here....
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Tue Jan 08, 2008 6:31 pm



Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 37):
Been there, done that joke already. Try to keep up, old boy.

Yes, but many (including myself) automatically ignore your drivel.
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RE: I Have A Placenta In My Bait Freezer

Tue Jan 08, 2008 6:35 pm

So any decision yet Jafa?

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Tue Jan 08, 2008 7:57 pm



Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 38):
Jafa, are you telling us you are now a grandpa?

For the 3rd time!!!

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 38):
Because then congratulations are at hand!

And accepted  Smile  Smile

Quoting YOWza (Reply 43):
So any decision yet Jafa?

Yes, I texted Pixie and just said "There's a Placenta in my bait freezer"

She replied "Nooo! Sorry!! Totally forgot! I'll decide which tree to bury it under this week"


But it was written like this:

"Nooooo soz, ttly 4got srt tre 2 bry dis wk XX"

 Wink
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RE: I Have A Placenta In My Bait Freezer

Tue Jan 08, 2008 8:06 pm

Three things make me question your sanity...

1) You actually took the thing home. Why?
2) You "found" it in the trunk. Usually you would be aware of these things? Most people don't usually leave something like this in the car for later use.
3) You put in the freezer for later usage?

Why the hell would you take this thing home and put it in your freezer? A human placenta is not quite a "keepsake". Do you have any other human parts in there too? Maybe fingers, hands, heads? arms?
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Tue Jan 08, 2008 8:11 pm



Quoting Jafa39 (Reply 44):
But it was written like this:

"Nooooo soz, ttly 4got srt tre 2 bry dis wk XX"

 rotf 

Looks like a text from my teenage son. Is there a "Texting For Dummies" out there??

 biggrin 


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Tue Jan 08, 2008 8:13 pm



Quoting Jafa39 (Reply 44):
For the 3rd time!!!

I thought the hormones were still too young. How did you get to be a grandpa 3X over at such young age?

Do you have any grandkids that love to go fishing, yet?

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RE: I Have A Placenta In My Bait Freezer

Tue Jan 08, 2008 8:26 pm

Wow, any replies to this thread that aren't jokes???

My wife and I had our son by homebirth and we planted the placenta under a sapling in our backyard, however it was just a rental property and we don't live there any more - someone else has our placenta tree!  blockhead 

They're unbelivably full of protein, iron and hormones, and ingesting even a small bit of it right after the birth does a lot to control post-birth bleeding, provide a boost of energy and stave off post-partum depression. We blended a little bit into orange juice for mom to drink. As I was doing it, I remember thinking - when I started dating, no one told me I'd someday be doing this!
 
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Tue Jan 08, 2008 8:38 pm



Quoting Cytz_pilot (Reply 48):
They're unbelivably full of protein, iron and hormones, and ingesting even a small bit of it right after the birth does a lot to control post-birth bleeding, provide a boost of energy and stave off post-partum depression. We blended a little bit into orange juice for mom to drink. As I was doing it, I remember thinking - when I started dating, no one told me I'd someday be doing this!

I'm not sure I would ever admit that to anyone.
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