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JGPH1A
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RE: What's Wrong With The South (of The UK)

Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:35 pm

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 349):
how are your new ears by the way?

What are you babbling about, you nana ? My perfect shell-like ears are just fine.

Edit:

Haha very funny. Just went to Facebook.You knob. You are evil and must be destroyed.

[Edited 2008-01-24 05:37:32]
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RE: What's Wrong With The South (of The UK)

Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:45 pm



Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 350):
Haha very funny. Just went to Facebook.You knob. You are evil and must be destroyed.

My apologies  Embarrassment
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RE: What's Wrong With The South (of The UK)

Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:55 pm



Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 351):
My apologies

Too late ! My flock of wingéd monkeys is on it's way - you will be pummelled mercilessly and at great length.
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RE: What's Wrong With The South (of The UK)

Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:57 pm



Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 352):
Too late ! My flock of wingéd monkeys is on it's way - you will be pummelled mercilessly and at great length.

Oh dear, will they be the ones with the knuckle dusters and machetes?  Sad
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RE: What's Wrong With The South (of The UK)

Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:03 pm



Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 353):
Oh dear, will they be the ones with the knuckle dusters and machetes?

Get a lot of wingéd monkeys down your way, do you ?  Yeah sure Mine are the ones with bicycle chains and tazers.
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RE: What's Wrong With The South (of The UK)

Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:09 pm



Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 354):
Mine are the ones with bicycle chains and tazers.

Interesting choice of weaponry, perhaps they could be subcontracted out to the local police - they need such man, or at least monkey-power on the beat...
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RE: What's Wrong With The South (of The UK)

Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:20 pm



Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 355):
Interesting choice of weaponry,

Simple but effective. You'd be amazed how much cooperation can be obtained using a tazer to the 'nads. In fact, you'll find out for yourself as soon as the monkeys get out of the holding pattern over Croydon. Bloody ATC.
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RE: What's Wrong With The South (of The UK)

Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:42 pm



Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 356):
Simple but effective

Much like Skidmarks although he is simple and ineffective.
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RE: What's Wrong With The South (of The UK)

Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:49 pm



Quoting Myt332 (Reply 357):
Much like Skidmarks although he is simple and ineffective

So that's who you modelled yourself on.
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RE: What's Wrong With The South (of The UK)

Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:58 pm



Quoting LHRjc (Reply 358):
So that's who you modelled yourself on.

No. Your dad.
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RE: What's Wrong With The South (of The UK)

Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:04 pm



Quoting Myt332 (Reply 359):
No. Your dad.

God help you if that's the case.
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RE: What's Wrong With The South (of The UK)

Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:14 pm

Come on children. How far have we deviaed from the original question? If we don't start talking ontrack soon, you will have no breaktime nor Milk and Cookies!
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RE: What's Wrong With The South (of The UK)

Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:18 pm



Quoting EXTspotter (Reply 361):
Come on children. How far have we deviaed from the original question?

Oh the upshot of that question was that the South is better than the North.. End of.
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RE: What's Wrong With The South (of The UK)

Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:29 pm



Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 356):
You'd be amazed how much cooperation can be obtained using a tazer to the 'nads. In fact, you'll find out for yourself as soon as the monkeys get out of the holding pattern over Croydon. Bloody ATC.

Still not here - typical French, they've probably gone on strike due to their working conditions and poorly paid jobs...  tongue 

Quoting LHRjc (Reply 362):
Oh the upshot of that question was that the South is better than the North.. End of.

Seconded and motion carried. Good, glad we got that one out of the way  Wink
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RE: What's Wrong With The South (of The UK)

Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:32 pm



Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 363):
Still not here - typical French, they've probably gone on strike due to their working conditions and poorly paid jobs...

Owing ongoing chaos at LHR, my winged monkeys have had to divert to Liverpool, where they were mugged and pillaged by gangs of roaming scousers. Normal service will resume shortly.
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RE: What's Wrong With The South (of The UK)

Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:39 pm



Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 364):
Owing ongoing chaos at LHR, my winged monkeys have had to divert to Liverpool, where they were mugged and pillaged by gangs of roaming scousers. Normal service will resume shortly.

I take it that anyone visiting KFC in Liverpool can now rest assured that at least it's only monkey and not Bernard Matthew's chicken in their buckets  silly 
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RE: What's Wrong With The South (of The UK)

Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:45 pm

With his turkey farm catching H5N1, I swore for a while that they changed all the labels to say Bernard Matthews' non-poultry chunk drummers.

Doesn't that just roll off the tounge...
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RE: What's Wrong With The South (of The UK)

Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:45 pm

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 364):
Owing ongoing chaos at LHR, my winged monkeys have had to divert to Liverpool, where they were mugged and pillaged by gangs of roaming scousers.

See PlebSpotter, the (great) North actually saved your ass from the wrath of JGP. You should be thankful you ungrateful ginger oik!  snooty 

[Edited 2008-01-24 07:46:38]
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RE: What's Wrong With The South (of The UK)

Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:51 pm



Quoting LHRjc (Reply 362):
Oh the upshot of that question was that the South is better than the North.. End of.

... and scotland beats both of them. End of
 
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RE: What's Wrong With The South (of The UK)

Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:53 pm



Quoting Myt332 (Reply 367):
the (great) North actually saved your ass from the wrath of JGP

Nah, by some bizarre quirk of fate the North finally got what was coming to it...
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RE: What's Wrong With The South (of The UK)

Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:04 pm



Quoting Nighthawk (Reply 368):
... and scotland beats both of them.

Joke of the Day  Wink
 
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RE: What's Wrong With The South (of The UK)

Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:06 pm



Quoting Nighthawk (Reply 368):
and scotland beats both of them

What? Scotland beats the North of the UK? It beats itself?

Interesting!
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RE: What's Wrong With The South (of The UK)

Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:15 pm



Quoting Myt332 (Reply 367):
See PlebSpotter, the (great) North actually saved your ass from the wrath of JGP. You should be thankful you ungrateful ginger oik!

Of course now I have to replace the winged monkeys with something equally toxic, malevolent and evil-smelling. Care to apply for the job, Alex ?
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RE: What's Wrong With The South (of The UK)

Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:35 pm



Quoting Myt332 (Reply 371):
What? Scotland beats the North of the UK? It beats itself?

Interesting!

no, scotland beats the north and south of england - fool!
 
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RE: What's Wrong With The South (of The UK)

Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:42 pm



Quoting Nighthawk (Reply 373):
no, scotland beats the north and south of england - fool!

Certainly not - Scotland contains Gkirk, which is a good reason for it to be cast out of any competition of this sort.
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RE: What's Wrong With The South (of The UK)

Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:44 pm



Quoting Mhodgson (Reply 374):
which is a good reason for it to be cast out of any competition of this sort.

It's a good reason for it to be towed out into the North Atlantic and sunk !
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RE: What's Wrong With The South (of The UK)

Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:00 pm



Quoting Myt332 (Reply 367):
See PlebSpotter, the (great) North actually saved your ass from the wrath of JGP. You should be thankful you ungrateful ginger oik!

I keep telling you - it's not ginger, it's a blacky brown with lighter highlights... very fetching don't you know! Big grin
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RE: What's Wrong With The South (of The UK)

Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:01 pm

They could make a nice artifical reef. Then us rich southerners will go there and spend money on their puny economy, mainly fueled by North sea oil (which will run out) and tourism.
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RE: What's Wrong With The South (of The UK)

Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:17 pm

Hmmm... see I have to be careful really as I'm going up north at the weekend... I don't want MYT332's posse coming to get me!
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RE: What's Wrong With The South (of The UK)

Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:20 pm



Quoting IH8BY (Reply 378):
Hmmm... see I have to be careful really as I'm going up north at the weekend... I don't want MYT332's posse coming to get me!

Stay away from the Train stations and you should be fine, oh wait....maybe you should also stay away from Busses, so better rent a car.  Wink
 
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RE: What's Wrong With The South (of The UK)

Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:20 pm



Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 376):
very fetching don't you know!

So is an Irish setter, if you throw a stick for it.
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RE: What's Wrong With The South (of The UK)

Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:27 pm



Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 380):
So is an Irish setter, if you throw a stick for it.

And the award for the worst pun of the week goes to........ JGPH1A, for that groaning little number!  silly 
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RE: What's Wrong With The South (of The UK)

Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:31 pm



Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 381):
And the award for the worst pun of the week goes to........ JGPH1A, for that groaning little number!

It is an excellent pune or play on words !
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RE: What's Wrong With The South (of The UK)

Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:34 pm



Quoting Mhodgson (Reply 374):
Certainly not - Scotland contains Gkirk, which is a good reason for it to be cast out of any competition of this sort.

he spends most of his time in england - perhaps england should be cast into the sea then?
 
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RE: What's Wrong With The South (of The UK)

Thu Jan 24, 2008 8:38 pm



Quoting Nighthawk (Reply 383):
he spends most of his time in england - perhaps england should be cast into the sea then?

Nah, he does wonders for the pub trade  Silly
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RE: What's Wrong With The South (of The UK)

Thu Jan 24, 2008 8:43 pm



Quoting Mhodgson (Reply 384):
Nah, he does wonders for the pub trade

Since when is cadging drinks and vomiting considered "wonders" ?
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RE: What's Wrong With The South (of The UK)

Thu Jan 24, 2008 9:09 pm



Quoting IH8BY (Reply 378):
I don't want MYT332's posse coming to get me!

Don't worry, they're susceptible to bribes. What can I say? It's Polish labour for you.
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RE: What's Wrong With The South (of The UK)

Thu Jan 24, 2008 9:17 pm



Quoting Nighthawk (Reply 383):
he spends most of his time in england

Like any sensible Scotsman would  Smile
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RE: What's Wrong With The South (of The UK)

Thu Jan 24, 2008 9:18 pm



Quoting Myt332 (Reply 386):
Don't worry, they're susceptible to bribes.

I'm broke at the moment; do they offer interest-free credit?
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RE: What's Wrong With The South (of The UK)

Thu Jan 24, 2008 9:22 pm



Quoting IH8BY (Reply 388):
I'm broke at the moment; do they offer interest-free credit?

I think MYT332 is asking himself the same thing  wink 
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RE: What's Wrong With The South (of The UK)

Thu Jan 24, 2008 9:38 pm



Quoting Myt332 (Reply 357):
Much like Skidmarks although he is simple and ineffective.

Nasty little Northern oik! Just proves the South is better

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RE: What's Wrong With The South (of The UK)

Thu Jan 24, 2008 9:42 pm



Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 390):
Nasty little Northern oik! Just proves the South is better

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RE: What's Wrong With The South (of The UK)

Thu Jan 24, 2008 9:52 pm



Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 390):
Just proves the South is better

But as a former resident of Rockall or wherever it was, you will be considered a Northerner in perpetuity. There is no redemption once infected with scousishness.
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RE: What's Wrong With The South (of The UK)

Thu Jan 24, 2008 10:14 pm



Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 385):
Since when is cadging drinks and vomiting considered "wonders" ?

How stupid of me; I thought he actually bought drinks
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RE: What's Wrong With The South (of The UK)

Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:41 am



Quoting Mhodgson (Reply 393):
How stupid of me; I thought he actually bought drinks

You can't exchange sheep for beer these days

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RE: What's Wrong With The South (of The UK)

Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:45 am



Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 392):
But as a former resident of Rockall or wherever it was, you will be considered a Northerner in perpetuity. There is no redemption once infected with scousishness.

That makes you a full-blown, cheese eating, surrender monkey Frog b*****d then!  tongue 

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RE: What's Wrong With The South (of The UK)

Fri Jan 25, 2008 10:35 am



Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 395):
That makes you a full-blown, cheese eating, surrender monkey Frog b*****d then!

With a South African chip on the other shoulder.
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RE: What's Wrong With The South (of The UK)

Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:04 am



Quoting Banco (Reply 396):
With a South African chip on the other shoulder.

South Africans don't have chips on the shoulder - you're thinking of Australians.
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RE: What's Wrong With The South (of The UK)

Sat Jan 26, 2008 5:43 pm



Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 349):
Ah yes, I am taking pints in advance for that one

triple rollover tonight - £11m jackpot - care to predict the numbers plymspotter?
 
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RE: What's Wrong With The South (of The UK)

Sat Jan 26, 2008 5:46 pm



Quoting Nighthawk (Reply 398):
triple rollover tonight - £11m jackpot - care to predict the numbers plymspotter?

The numbers will be 4, 13, 19, 23, 30, and 35


Just you wait.
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