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RE: Do You Want A McQualification With That?

Tue Jan 29, 2008 10:08 am



Quoting Myt332 (Reply 99):
Well the nearest runway is 23R which again is like 3 and 13. It's all so very impressive.

Oooh it's like Numerology ! Maybe the lengths of platform 3, platform 13 and runway 23R add up to the same length as the sides of the Great Pyramid - or pi.

Mmmmmm, pi !
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RE: Do You Want A McQualification With That?

Tue Jan 29, 2008 10:10 am



Quoting Myt332 (Reply 99):
Well the nearest runway is 23R which again is like 3 and 13. It's all so very impressive.

And there will be Airbus A333's and 737-300's, and even TF-AME the 747-300 using runway 23R. Wow, it's all about the 3's eh MYT332  biggrin 
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RE: Do You Want A McQualification With That?

Tue Jan 29, 2008 10:15 am



Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 100):
or pi.

Pork or Apple?

Quoting LHRjc (Reply 101):
Wow, it's all about the 3's eh MYT332

Whilst you are quite right i'd like to think it's just really all about me?
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RE: Do You Want A McQualification With That?

Tue Jan 29, 2008 10:24 am



Quoting Myt332 (Reply 102):
Pork or Apple?



Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm !
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RE: Do You Want A McQualification With That?

Tue Jan 29, 2008 10:25 am



Quoting Myt332 (Reply 102):
Whilst you are quite right i'd like to think it's just really all about me?

You can think that as much as you like, but sadly, it's not.
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RE: Do You Want A McQualification With That?

Tue Jan 29, 2008 10:38 am



Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 103):
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm !

I prefer a slice with custard all over. Mmmmm.

Quoting LHRjc (Reply 104):
You can think that as much as you like, but sadly, it's not

Reminiscent of that conversation you and your ex had about the size of Stephen and the twins eh?
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RE: Do You Want A McQualification With That?

Tue Jan 29, 2008 10:48 am



Quoting Myt332 (Reply 105):
Reminiscent of that conversation you and your ex had about the size of Stephen and the twins eh?

How'd you know about that?! I told her not to tell any one about that! FFS!
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RE: Do You Want A McQualification With That?

Tue Jan 29, 2008 1:28 pm



Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 103):

Those are absolutely repugnant.

You have lost yet more of your foodie respect you seemed to be preaching!
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RE: Do You Want A McQualification With That?

Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:41 pm



Quoting ThePRGuy (Reply 107):

Those are absolutely repugnant.

How dare you.

Those are gorgeous. Even better are the ones with a layer of custard. Mmmmmm...
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RE: Do You Want A McQualification With That?

Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:45 pm



Quoting Mhodgson (Reply 108):
Those are gorgeous. Even better are the ones with a layer of custard. Mmmmmm...

*vomits on the floor*

You can't beat Tesco Value brand, I'm sorry, YOU CAN'T!!!
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RE: Do You Want A McQualification With That?

Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:55 pm



Quoting Mhodgson (Reply 108):
How dare you.

Those are gorgeous

This is an established universal Truth.

Quoting Mhodgson (Reply 108):
Even better are the ones with a layer of custard. Mmmmmm...

Euuwww. Where's my Fatwah pad. Layer of custard  yuck 

Quoting ThePRGuy (Reply 109):
You can't beat Tesco Value brand, I'm sorry, YOU CAN'T!!!

Peasant ! You will be flayed alive and summonsed to appear before a magistrate.
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RE: Do You Want A McQualification With That?

Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:41 pm



Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 63):
Never touch the stuff, except in dire emergencies (like when I've forgotten to buy groceries, or am trapped in some hideous foreign clime and in search of something safe and familiar).



Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 68):
shudder) Banco territory - naturally I could not be caught dead there.

Well, I've managed to stay out of this hijacked thread but JG just has to be slapped every time! Big grin

We wouldn't LET you into Surrey you Francophile throw-back!! And if Banco lives here, which he does not - he lives in some village in Sussex which as we all know, is where inbreeding and deformity originated from, just look at Crawley! - he would be praised for his wise choice of location and superior infrastructure spotting ability!  tongue 

Nice - I thought it was the name of a biscuit! Big grin

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RE: Do You Want A McQualification With That?

Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:52 pm



Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 111):
Nice - I thought it was the name of a biscuit!

He probably had these great idea's of what Nice would look like. I can only imagine how disappointed he was when he got there!

As for the biscuit itself, hmm, we used to buy those years ago when we were poor and shopped at Netto! Big grin
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RE: Do You Want A McQualification With That?

Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:11 pm



Quoting Myt332 (Reply 112):
As for the biscuit itself, hmm, we used to buy those years ago when we were poor and shopped at Netto!

I still buy them at Tesco, delicious - if you don't think about the OTHER meaning of Nice! Big grin

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RE: Do You Want A McQualification With That?

Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:36 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 111):
We wouldn't LET you into Surrey you Francophile throw-back!! And if Banco lives here, which he does not - he lives in some village in Sussex which as we all know, is where inbreeding and deformity originated from, just look at Crawley! - he would be praised for his wise choice of location and superior infrastructure spotting ability!

Surrey means "the only Home County I can afford" in ancient Celtic.

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 111):
Nice - I thought it was the name of a biscuit!

One doesn't live in Nice. One lives in the vastly superior and jet-set deluxe resort of Juan Les Pins, renowned the world over for the exclusivity and fabulousness of its denizens.

And Nice biscuits are disgusting. Choccy hobnobs are the only way to go.

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RE: Do You Want A McQualification With That?

Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:41 pm

Nice biscuits are one of the worlds biggest ironies.
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RE: Do You Want A McQualification With That?

Tue Jan 29, 2008 5:33 pm



Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 114):
One lives in the vastly superior and jet-set deluxe resort of Juan Les Pins, renowned the world over for the exclusivity and fabulousness of its denizens.

So is London Zoo but I wouldn't live there!

Juan Les Pins - John the Nail, Ian the Leg? I went there once, it was shut and the only denizens were rats.

And you are a shining example of why NOT to eat chocolate hob-nobs - far too many calories, far too much potential (or actual in your case) portliness!! Big grin

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RE: Do You Want A McQualification With That?

Tue Jan 29, 2008 5:36 pm



Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 116):
I went there once, it was shut and the only denizens were rats.

They wouldn't let you into the South of France - standards, old boy, standards ! You probably went to Skegness.

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 116):
far too many calories, far too much potential (or actual in your case) portliness!!

But they're so yummy !  cry 
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RE: Do You Want A McQualification With That?

Tue Jan 29, 2008 7:42 pm



Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 114):
Choccy hobnobs are the only way to go.

You don't know HOW wrong you are! Chocolate hobnobs are indeed excellent, but if you want a truly fabulous and indulgent mainstream biscuit then Fox's Golden Crunch Creams stand as a shining beacon of excellence in the guilty-pleasure-snack market.

Though I wouldn't refuse a Plain Chocolate Digestive.
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RE: Do You Want A McQualification With That?

Tue Jan 29, 2008 7:49 pm



Quoting IH8BY (Reply 118):
Fox's Golden Crunch Creams stand as a shining beacon of excellence in the guilty-pleasure-snack market.

 bigthumbsup 

They get the mhodgson seal of approval. Along with the chocolate coated 'Classic' biscuits. Om Nom Nom.
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RE: Do You Want A McQualification With That?

Tue Jan 29, 2008 7:51 pm



Quoting IH8BY (Reply 118):
Fox's Golden Crunch Creams

Yes they're nice, but too sweet and anodyne - they lack the dark sensual lasciviousness of the choccy hobnob.

Quoting IH8BY (Reply 118):
Plain Chocolate Digestive.

No - the scriptures clearly dictate that Digestives should be milk chocolate, and hobnobs should be dark chocolate. This is the Law of the Medes and Persians and cannot be changed.

CharlesSJ and I had a heated theological debate late last year on the doctrinal relevance of biscuits in general. I would have to place the Fox's Golden Crunch Creams firmly in the Baptist/Evangelical school of thought - sweet and cheerful but insidiously addictive. Once hooked, it's hard to escape.
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RE: Do You Want A McQualification With That?

Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:00 pm

Just goes to show, you are all fat buggers and cannot compete with my sylph like, adonis style body!! All derived from eating good on Nice and custard creams!! Big grin

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RE: Do You Want A McQualification With That?

Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:02 pm



Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 120):
Digestives should be milk chocolate, and hobnobs should be dark chocolate.

Absolute sacrilege. Since it apparently cannot be changed, I shall just have to disobey the Law of the Medes and Persians, even if I end up being put in a furnace for it.

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 120):
I would have to place the Fox's Golden Crunch Creams firmly in the Baptist/Evangelical school of thought - sweet and cheerful but insidiously addictive.

... and fundamentally tasty! I'm all for biscuit ecumenicalism really, but everyone knows that such associations are fraught with difficulty.

Anyway, what qualifies you as the arbiter of all things biscuit-related? Did you go to an all-boys boarding school perchance?
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RE: Do You Want A McQualification With That?

Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:08 pm



Quoting IH8BY (Reply 122):
Since it apparently cannot be changed, I shall just have to disobey the Law of the Medes and Persians, even if I end up being put in a furnace for it.

I'll alert the stokers immediately, and order extra coal.

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 121):
sylph like, adonis style body!!

Only if sylph means "squat", and Adonis was a darts player from Scunthorpe.

Quoting IH8BY (Reply 122):
Anyway, what qualifies you as the arbiter of all things biscuit-related? Did you go to an all-boys boarding school perchance?

Actually I did attend an all-boys boarding school in my dim and distant yoof. But as you must be aware by know, I am the arbiter of all things. Period. This weighty task was accorded me on the grounds that everyone else in the entire universe is terminally gormless, and needs sensible and helpful advice and suggestions (i.e. edicts from my tasteful and bijou ivory tower) on every aspect of their daily lives. See how it works ?

Quoting IH8BY (Reply 122):
I'm all for biscuit ecumenicalism really, but everyone knows that such associations are fraught with difficulty.

This is true - I exposed CharlesSJ and his Jesuitical Jaffa Cake plot as a schismatic and heterodox Counter-Reformation conspiracy ! I now have the right to put the initials FD (Fidei Defensor) on any coins bearing my image.
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RE: Do You Want A McQualification With That?

Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:14 pm



Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 123):
Only if sylph means "squat", and Adonis was a darts player from Scunthorpe.

Jealousy will get the better of you and you will die bitter and twisted!1 Big grin

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RE: Do You Want A McQualification With That?

Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:15 pm



Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 124):
you will die bitter and twisted!1

No, I plan to stay alive a very long time, if only to annoy you.
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RE: Do You Want A McQualification With That?

Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:15 pm



Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 123):

I'll alert the stokers immediately

Hmm... second thoughts actually... that sounds a little raunchy for me. As one of the few bastions of morality on this site, I may have to reconsider my furnaceward ambitions.

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 123):
my tasteful and bijou ivory tower

Ivory? FOR SHAME!!! Think of the poor orphaned elephants!

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 123):
I now have the right to put the initials FD (Fidei Defensor) on any coins bearing my image.

How are these coins minted? Do Bendicks make them?
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RE: Do You Want A McQualification With That?

Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:17 pm



Quoting IH8BY (Reply 126):
Ivory? FOR SHAME!!! Think of the poor orphaned elephants!

Shows how much you know - he IS an orphaned Elephant!! With the smallest trunk in the world!! Big grin

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RE: Do You Want A McQualification With That?

Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:23 pm



Quoting IH8BY (Reply 126):
As one of the few bastions of morality on this site, I may have to reconsider my furnaceward ambitions.

Raunchy ? Only in your warped and twisted mind. Morality ? Aren't you some kind of scabby student ? If so, you have no morals whatsoever, and should be ashamed. I recommende an accelerated incineration procedure.

Quoting IH8BY (Reply 126):
Think of the poor orphaned elephants!

They were delicious *burp* 'Scuse me - I ate them with some fava beans and nice chianti - slrlrlrlslslrlrlsrrr ! Bwuahahahhaha !!
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RE: Do You Want A McQualification With That?

Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:26 pm

He's a layabout according to his profile - figures. Big grin

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RE: Do You Want A McQualification With That?

Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:35 pm



Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 128):
Aren't you some kind of scabby student ?

Nope! Worse, I'm a...

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 129):
layabout

Thank you, Andy.

A layabout, but an employed layabout. Employed, though only for the purposes of making enough money to become a

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 128):
student

again. It's not all about the cheap booze...
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RE: Do You Want A McQualification With That?

Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:37 pm



Quoting IH8BY (Reply 130):
Employed, though only for the purposes of making enough money to become a

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 128):
student

again. It's not all about the cheap booze...

Hmmm - an employed layabout ? Do you volunteer for medical experimentation ? If so I should stop if I were you, the side effects are starting to show  Smile
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RE: Do You Want A McQualification With That?

Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:37 pm



Quoting IH8BY (Reply 130):
employed layabout

Euphamism for scrounging off the dole? Big grin

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RE: Do You Want A McQualification With That?

Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:40 pm



Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 132):
Euphamism for scrounging off the dole? Big grin

Nah, I work afternoons only... means I can sleep in almost as late as I did when I was a student!
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