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ctbarnes
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Respond To The User's Signature Above

Sat Mar 08, 2008 4:48 pm

We haven't played this one for a while, and I think the signatures have turned over enough that we can try it again. Come up with a witty or imaginative response to the signature of the user who posted above you. Points are awarded for originality, humor or inventiveness. Points are lost for rule violations, maliciousness, and ovine references relating to a certain drunken Scot who shall remain nameless.

I'll start with my signature below which is a quote, incidentally, from Ibsen's play "An Enemy of the People."

Have fun!

Charles, SJ
The customer isn't a moron, she is your wife -David Ogilvy
 
WrenchBender
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RE: Respond To The User's Signature Above

Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:10 pm

But yor best kilt will do

WrenhBender
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Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:14 pm



Quoting WrenchBender (Reply 1):
Pilots = 3 Dimensional Truckers

Haulin' Asses from here to there . . .
FOR THOSE THAT FOUGHT FOR IT, FREEDOM HAS A FLAVOR THE PROTECTED WILL NEVER KNOW OR UNDERSTAND
 
JGPH1A
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RE: Respond To The User's Signature Above

Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:18 pm

Tastes like chicken....no, make that duck.
Young and beautiful and thin and gorgeous AND BANNED ! Cya at airspaceonline.com, losers
 
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Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:19 pm



Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 2):

FOR THOSE THAT FOUGHT FOR IT, FREEDOM HAS A FLAVOR THE PROTECTED WILL NEVER KNOW OR UNDERSTAND

But you can be thankful.
Anyone can fly, only the best Soar.
 
Pyrex
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Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:22 pm



Quoting Singapore_Air (Reply 4):
Not an employee or representative of Singapore Airlines Limited, or any related company, or their views thereof.

Yeah, you heard me, they wouldn't take me.
Read this very carefully, I shall write this only once!
 
NeilYYZ
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Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:23 pm



Quoting Singapore_Air (Reply 4):


Not an employee or representative of Singapore Airlines Limited, or any related company, or their views thereof.

Don't sue me. It's just a damn screen name.
It may be too early to drink scotch... But it is NEVER too early to think about it...
 
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Jetsgo
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RE: Respond To The User's Signature Above

Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:24 pm

MMM.....scotch scotch scotch. I love scotch. - Anchorman

[Edited 2008-03-08 12:24:47]
Marine Corps Aviation, The Last To Let You Down!
 
YYZflyer
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RE: Respond To The User's Signature Above

Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:24 pm

Blind kid was stupid to buy a dead bird.

 

[Edited 2008-03-08 12:26:27]
Avoid hangovers, stay drunk.
 
JGPH1A
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RE: Respond To The User's Signature Above

Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:24 pm

but use a condom. And call the next morning.
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fumanchewd
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Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:26 pm

thank god for $10 hookers on venice beach.
In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey...
 
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Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:31 pm



Quoting Fumanchewd (Reply 11):
I'm Most Likely Drunk. Close Your Eyes And Think Of England.

*Thinking* Drunk soccer fans.... yeah whatever
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JGPH1A
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RE: Respond To The User's Signature Above

Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:33 pm



Quoting Toast (Reply 10):
This post is toast

with peanut butter. Mmmmmmm.
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flanker
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RE: Respond To The User's Signature Above

Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:36 pm

ahhhhhhhhhhhh , i see the queen
 
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Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:37 pm



Quoting Flanker (Reply 14):

The best ally peace has ever known, and will ever know, is a strong America

Amen.
 
JGPH1A
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Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:41 pm

peace the American arms industry and associated lobbyists
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flanker
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Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:50 pm

wants some lovin in this life
 
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Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:52 pm



Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 16):
I want my sun-drenched, wind-swept Ingrid Bergman kiss, not in the next life, I want it in this...

Notoriously spellbound
Born to be wild ...... until about 9 p.m.
Home = RTM, Rotterdam The Hague.
 
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Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:55 pm



Quoting RobertNL070 (Reply 18):
The mind is like a parachute: it works better when open.

But remember, there is a fine line between broadening your mind and having your imagination stretched.

Regards, JetMech
JetMech split the back of his pants. He can feel the wind in his hair :shock: .
 
flanker
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Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:57 pm



Quoting JetMech (Reply 19):


The universe revolves around engineers as we choose the co-ordinate system!

You mean the world doesn't revolve around paris hilton?
 
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RE: Respond To The User's Signature Above

Sat Mar 08, 2008 9:50 pm

Quoting Flanker (Reply 19):



The best ally peace has ever known, and will ever know, is a strong America

Because we sure as hell know it isn't a strong France.   

[Edited 2008-03-08 13:52:03]
"Let's Roll"- Todd Beamer, United Airlines Flight 93, Sept. 11, 2001
 
Jamie757
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Sat Mar 08, 2008 10:20 pm



Quoting FlyDeltaJets87 (Reply 20):
"Let's Roll"- Todd Beamer, United Airlines Flight 93, Sept. 11, 2001

Mohammed Atta: "We have some planes... "   

Rgds.

[Edited 2008-03-08 14:22:07]
"I feel like a turkey who's just caught Bernard Matthews grinning at him!"
 
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RE: Respond To The User's Signature Above

Sat Mar 08, 2008 10:28 pm

And for the first time in history, a beat up british turkey was served for thanksgiving
 
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RE: Respond To The User's Signature Above

Sat Mar 08, 2008 10:33 pm



Quoting Fritzi (Reply 22):
A almsot full beer glass is better than a almost empty one

It jsut means u have to down it to get ern-ovver.
Anyone can fly, only the best Soar.
 
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Sat Mar 08, 2008 10:33 pm



Quoting Fritzi (Reply 22):
A almsot full beer glass is better than a almost empty one

...but a full one is even better....or better yet, two.
 
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RE: Respond To The User's Signature Above

Sat Mar 08, 2008 11:03 pm



Quoting MSYtristar (Reply 24):
We're rollin', ya'll.

So get out the friggin' way!
Anyone can fly, only the best Soar.
 
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Sat Mar 08, 2008 11:21 pm



Quoting Singapore_Air (Reply 25):
Not an employee or representative of Singapore Airlines Limited, or any related company, or their views thereof.

But I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night........  duck 
 
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Sat Mar 08, 2008 11:24 pm



Quoting Srbmod (Reply 26):
Coffee: Better multitasking skills through massive caffeine consumption.

But still not as good as beer

Cal  airplane 
*Insert Sound Of GE90 Spooling Up Here*
 
a380us
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Sun Mar 09, 2008 12:03 am



Quoting FighterPilot (Reply 27):
*Insert Sound Of GE90 Spooling Up Here*

WWWHAT I CANT HEAR YOU!!!!
www.JandACosmetics.com
 
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Sun Mar 09, 2008 12:06 am



Quoting A380US (Reply 28):
Practice makes perfect but no ones perfect so why practice?

Because us humans love futility.
Anyone can fly, only the best Soar.
 
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Sun Mar 09, 2008 12:08 am



Quoting A380US (Reply 28):
Practice makes perfect but no ones perfect so why practice?

To fool other people....
'Somebody tell me why I'm on my own if there's a soulmate for everyone' :Natasha Bedingfield
 
ctbarnes
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Sun Mar 09, 2008 12:19 am



Quoting Kmh1956 (Reply 30):
Well behaved women rarely make history

But do well-behaved men?

Charles, SJ
The customer isn't a moron, she is your wife -David Ogilvy
 
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Sun Mar 09, 2008 12:40 am



Quoting Ctbarnes (Reply 31):
You should never have your best trousers on when you go out to fight for freedom and truth. -Henrik Ibsen

Blood stains are difficult to clean.
Read this very carefully, I shall write this only once!
 
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Sun Mar 09, 2008 12:48 am



Quoting Pyrex (Reply 32):
Read this very carefully, I shall write this only once!

Cos I'm a lazy sod!
Anyone can fly, only the best Soar.
 
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Sun Mar 09, 2008 12:50 am



Quoting Pyrex (Reply 32):
Read this very carefully, I shall write this only once!

Even so, I read it countless times...
 
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Sun Mar 09, 2008 2:14 am

Rudolph the red nose reindeer had a very shiny nose....
 
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Sun Mar 09, 2008 3:03 am



Quoting Bill142 (Reply 35):
Who's leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?

The Bartenders.
 
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RE: Respond To The User's Signature Above

Sun Mar 09, 2008 3:14 am



Quoting Fantikerz (Reply 36):
Life without danger is a waste of oxygen.

Is this dangerous enough?
*lights match in room with 100% oxygen*
 
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Sun Mar 09, 2008 3:42 am

The famous quote by a famous person. I presume he said it when something bad happened in austrailia.

Kinghunter
Never be afraid to stand up for who you are.
 
a380us
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Sun Mar 09, 2008 3:48 am



Quoting MCOflyer (Reply 38):


Less is best

Not at costco
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Sun Mar 09, 2008 3:54 am



Quoting A380US (Reply 39):
Practice makes perfect but no ones perfect so why practice?

To quote Homer Simpson: "You tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.'
It's an entirely different kind of flying; all together.
 
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Sun Mar 09, 2008 4:05 am



Quoting NZblue (Reply 40):
It's an entirely different kind of flying; all together.

It's an entirely different kind of flying
I'll rassle ya for a bowl of bacon!
 
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Sun Mar 09, 2008 4:08 am



Quoting Duff44 (Reply 41):
I'll rassle ya for a bowl of bacon!

Naked ?

WrenchBender
Silly Pilot, Tricks are for kids.......
 
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Sun Mar 09, 2008 6:04 am



Quoting WrenchBender (Reply 42):
Pilots = 3 Dimensional Truckers

Then what would flight attendant's be?
Essendon - Whatever it takes......
 
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Sun Mar 09, 2008 6:25 am

Big version: Width: 287 Height: 227 File size: 64kb
Change is: one airline, six continents!
 
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Sun Mar 09, 2008 6:33 am



Quoting Flynavy (Reply 44):
Delta Air Lines: Rising.

But if we fly into a microburst, we're falling,

Nik
I need a drink.
 
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Sun Mar 09, 2008 6:45 am



Quoting WestJetForLife (Reply 45):

Ma'am, if you can afford a $55,000 Lexus, you can afford a $50 delivery fee.

But what if she spent every last cent she had to get the Lexus in the first place?  scratchchin 
I lift things up and put them down.
 
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RE: Respond To The User's Signature Above

Sun Mar 09, 2008 7:06 am

Then you are welcomed to leave the site.  Wink
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Sun Mar 09, 2008 7:14 am

You want the truth?! You Can't HANDLE the Truth!!!

TIS
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Sun Mar 09, 2008 7:16 am



Quoting ANITIX87 (Reply 48):
Olympus Evolt E-500, Zuiko 14-45mm f/3.5-5.3, Zuiko 40-150mm f/3.5-4.5, Sigma 135-400 f/4.5-5.6

i see, aahh such mathematical splendor!

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