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Dear Leader Kim Jong-il Better Than Tiger Woods?

Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 6:19 pm
by fumanchewd
Wow! Kim made 11 hole's in one, in one round of golf!!!!  Wow! He also shot 20 under any professional on a 18 hole course!

He must me as cool as he's always been telling everybody.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080314/...;_ylt=AkpFotMoEXrwXiKbQD7.w.ntiBIF

I guess a Nike sponsorship is out as his southerly enemy seems to be their #1 factory.

I wonder what would happen if someone in his country would second guess his score card?  

[Edited 2008-03-16 11:24:58]

RE: Dear Leader Kim Jong-il Better Than Tiger Woods?

Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 6:32 pm
by JGPH1A
Was he playing the championship course at the Pyongyang Oaks Country Club ?



Designed by Arnold Palmer, I believe. The dogleg at the fifth past the fibre-glass gorilla is a real ball-breaker, so I'm told.

RE: Dear Leader Kim Jong-il Better Than Tiger Woods?

Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 6:35 pm
by fumanchewd


Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 1):
Designed by Arnold Palmer, I believe. The dogleg at the fifth past the fibre-glass gorilla is a real ball-breaker, so I'm told.

Mmmhmmm. I always get pissed on the 5th. The windmill is so frustrating I typically throw my putter in the drink. Thank god its only 2 inches deep.

RE: Dear Leader Kim Jong-il Better Than Tiger Woods?

Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 6:38 pm
by JGPH1A


Quoting Fumanchewd (Reply 2):
The windmill is so frustrating I typically throw my putter in the drink.

Two shot penalty, according to the Royal and Ancient. Tsk tsk. What would Kim say ?

RE: Dear Leader Kim Jong-il Better Than Tiger Woods?

Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 6:42 pm
by fumanchewd


Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 3):
What would Kim say ?

Is oookay! I put down hole in one. Yoouuu maayy arrso.

RE: Dear Leader Kim Jong-il Better Than Tiger Woods?

Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 6:44 pm
by JGPH1A


Quoting Fumanchewd (Reply 4):
Is oookay! I put down hole in one. Yoouuu maayy arrso.

Or he'll have you chained to a post and eaten by alsatians. Either way...

RE: Dear Leader Kim Jong-il Better Than Tiger Woods?

Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 6:45 pm
by PlymSpotter


Quoting Fumanchewd (Thread starter):
Wow! Kim made 11 hole's in one, in one round of golf!!!!

I suppose it would depend exactly where he teed off from - 1ft from the hole and it might just be believable Big grin

RE: Dear Leader Kim Jong-il Better Than Tiger Woods?

Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 6:45 pm
by skidmarks


Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 5):
Or he'll have you chained to a post and eaten by alsatians

Damn French will eat anything! Big grin

Andy  old 

RE: Dear Leader Kim Jong-il Better Than Tiger Woods?

Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 6:48 pm
by fumanchewd


Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 5):
Or he'll have you chained to a post and eaten by alsatians.

I'm usually not critical of one's religion, but if these people eat humans I think their prophet is wrong.  Wink

RE: Dear Leader Kim Jong-il Better Than Tiger Woods?

Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 6:52 pm
by PlymSpotter


Quoting Fumanchewd (Reply 8):
Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 5):
Or he'll have you chained to a post and eaten by alsatians.

I'm usually not critical of one's religion, but if these people eat humans I think their prophet is wrong.

I thought an Alsation was a dog? Alsations > Alastacions > Alastinians > Palastinains... perhaps it's these who are eating them instead?  Confused