Mr Spaceman
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Can You Caption This Cool Photo?

Thu Oct 16, 2008 1:56 am

Hi Guys.

I wonder what "Captions" enter your minds when you see this photo?


"Oh, so there's where my TV clicker went."




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RE: Can You Caption This Cool Photo?

Thu Oct 16, 2008 2:07 am

Is this the right way to take this elephants temperature?
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RE: Can You Caption This Cool Photo?

Thu Oct 16, 2008 2:10 am

Senator, we have located your head and are now ready for the extraction.
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RE: Can You Caption This Cool Photo?

Thu Oct 16, 2008 2:23 am

"God, what a pain in the ass. This elephant definitely has something stuck up its butt."
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RE: Can You Caption This Cool Photo?

Thu Oct 16, 2008 2:28 am

Never mind the funny captions,

can somebody explain what the hell is going on there???
 
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RE: Can You Caption This Cool Photo?

Thu Oct 16, 2008 2:39 am

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Must be able to work in tight spaces and able to cope with unsanitary condtions.

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SpeedBirdA380
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RE: Can You Caption This Cool Photo?

Thu Oct 16, 2008 2:47 am

Or maybe

Caution!

Sticking your head near the rear end(or inside) of an animal that weighs several tons can be extremley harzadous to your health(and dignity).

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rmULz03wdQ0
 
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RE: Can You Caption This Cool Photo?

Thu Oct 16, 2008 2:48 am

Mr. President, please get your head out of there...
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RE: Can You Caption This Cool Photo?

Thu Oct 16, 2008 3:04 am



Quoting Ronglimeng (Reply 4):
Never mind the funny captions,

can somebody explain what the hell is going on there???

Yes, I believe I can... A man is half up an elephant's ass.
 
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RE: Can You Caption This Cool Photo?

Thu Oct 16, 2008 3:06 am

The advertisement had said "Boldly go where no man has gone before." Javier, an avid Star Trek fan thought the job would have something to do with his favorite television program, but he was very mistaken. From this day forward, the old joke about searching for Klingons around Uranus would take on a new meaning for him.
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RE: Can You Caption This Cool Photo?

Thu Oct 16, 2008 3:09 am



Quoting JAGflyer (Reply 7):
Mr. President, please get your head out of there...

And stick it up your own where it belong's.
 
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Thu Oct 16, 2008 3:50 pm

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Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:40 pm

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RE: Can You Caption This Cool Photo?

Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:42 pm

"Er, you're going to feel a little discomfort..."

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RE: Can You Caption This Cool Photo?

Thu Oct 16, 2008 5:11 pm

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Thu Oct 16, 2008 5:39 pm

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RE: Can You Caption This Cool Photo?

Thu Oct 16, 2008 5:40 pm

You using the whole fist doc?
 
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Thu Oct 16, 2008 6:19 pm

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Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:09 pm

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RE: Can You Caption This Cool Photo?

Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:17 pm

Why is this elephant sh*tting out men in blue ponchos....I mean, what the hell did it eat?
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RE: Can You Caption This Cool Photo?

Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:27 pm

This is what it means to be at the bottom of the corporate ladder, now earn that promotion
Must think up a new one soon, slow moving brain trying to get into gear ;)
 
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RE: Can You Caption This Cool Photo?

Thu Oct 16, 2008 9:46 pm

Shuddup and get in. Immigration will never think of looking here !
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RE: Can You Caption This Cool Photo?

Thu Oct 16, 2008 9:50 pm

'The Iraqi army had orders to search everything that stopped at a checkpoint'

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RE: Can You Caption This Cool Photo?

Thu Oct 16, 2008 10:09 pm

Talk about being the butt end of a joke..
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RE: Can You Caption This Cool Photo?

Thu Oct 16, 2008 10:28 pm

Rectal scanning can only take you so far.
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RE: Can You Caption This Cool Photo?

Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:08 pm

Some
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celestial event
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No words
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Should've sent
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a poet


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Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:16 pm

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RE: Can You Caption This Cool Photo?

Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:28 pm

Man, look at all the shit in here!
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Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:14 am

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RE: Can You Caption This Cool Photo?

Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:25 am

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RE: Can You Caption This Cool Photo?

Fri Oct 17, 2008 1:41 pm

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RE: Can You Caption This Cool Photo?

Fri Oct 17, 2008 1:50 pm

Breaking News......

Motorcyclist ended up in the shitter today, when the elephant he was following slammed on it's brakes.

Huge rescue effort currently underway....with no "end" in sight.
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RE: Can You Caption This Cool Photo?

Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:50 pm

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