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Depressed Poodle Mauls Former French President

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 6:16 pm
by luv2fly
Now I have heard it all.....

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,481426,00.html

Poodles are really an awful dog to say the least.

Depressed Poodle Mauls Former French President

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 7:47 pm
by OA260
Id be if I looked like this ::



Depressed Poodle Mauls Former French President

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 7:51 pm
by luv2fly
That poodle probably misses the lime light is all. A private mass with the Pope, quick jaunts with Madame on the Concorde for a weekend in New York, or a relaxing sail on the QE2. When life was simply nicer. Retirement is a [email protected]

Now it is RyanAir, a yellow cab, church down the street and an EasyCruise if I'm lucky.

[Edited 2009-01-22 11:54:32]

RE: Depressed Poodle Mauls Former French President

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 9:55 pm
by WunalaYann
Too bad the poodle did not do it in early 1995.

That would have saved us 12 years of disaster...  Sad

RE: Depressed Poodle Mauls Former French President

Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 9:47 am
by stasisLAX
Maybe we could give Chirac's dog to ex-President George W. Bush. The Bush's dog, Barney is known for having a bad disposition too - well, at least with the press corp.

RE: Depressed Poodle Mauls Former French President

Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 11:33 am
by Francoflier
Poor dog.

If I spent any time at all with this couple, I'd be suicidally manically depressed as well...

RE: Depressed Poodle Mauls Former French President

Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 4:10 pm
by vaporlock


Quoting Luv2fly (Thread starter):
Poodles are really an awful dog to say the least.

Ahhhh.... the dog was a Maltese/Poodle Mix not a poodle. (The couple's white Maltese poodle, called Sumo, has a history of frenzied fits and became increasingly prone to making "vicious, unprovoked attacks" despite receiving treatment with anti-depressants, Chirac's wife Bernadette said.)

I'm not sure if you've ever owned one but I have and she was an amazing dog.....the best dog ever.....

Most dogs that are not nice are a reflection of their owners and environment. The dog in question has had a past history of "frenzied fits & vicious, unprovoked attacks".

Vaps

RE: Depressed Poodle Mauls Former French President

Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 4:13 pm
by JFKMan


Quoting StasisLAX (Reply 4):
at least with the press corp.

Can you blame Barney? Look what the press has done to his owner!

RE: Depressed Poodle Mauls Former French President

Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 5:01 pm
by MD11Engineer


Quoting OA260 (Reply 1):
Id be if I looked like this ::



So stupid! Poodles were originally bred as retrievers for water fowl and are very intelligent. They like to get wet and swim and were used to fetch ducks etc. which their master shot, from lakes and swamps.
Later their intelligence made them to be used for circus tricks. Only later theybecame lap dodgs.

Jan

RE: Depressed Poodle Mauls Former French President

Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 8:56 pm
by WunalaYann


Quoting Francoflier (Reply 5):
Poor dog.

If I spent any time at all with this couple, I'd be suicidally manically depressed as well...

Or I would turn into an expert torturer and practice my skills on my owners...  devil 

RE: Depressed Poodle Mauls Former French President

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 1:16 pm
by andz
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. Pompous ass.

RE: Depressed Poodle Mauls Former French President

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 7:43 pm
by 3DoorsDown


Quoting Vaporlock (Reply 6):
"frenzied fits & vicious, unprovoked attacks".

Wow!!! It could have been Bush's dog.  Big grin

RE: Depressed Poodle Mauls Former French President

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 2:23 am
by WunalaYann


Quoting Andz (Reply 10):
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. Pompous ass.

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On top of being an opportunistic, corrupt, criminal liar, that is. A pompous one indeed.  biggrin 

RE: Depressed Poodle Mauls Former French President

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 2:30 am
by WarRI1
I never knew that dogs were good judges of character, evidently this one is.  Smile

RE: Depressed Poodle Mauls Former French President

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 12:02 am
by luv2fly


Quoting JFKMan (Reply 7):


Quoting StasisLAX (Reply 4):
at least with the press corp.

Can you blame Barney? Look what the press has done to his owner!

Told the truth, exposed his lies, did there job.