| Quoting DIJKKIJK (Reply 48): If she still says yes she'll love you no matter what! |
I'd suggest coming home smelling of perfume and with lipstick stains all over, then slapping her on the ass and saying "Roll over fatty, you're next!"
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RE: How To Ask A Girl To Marry Me?
I'd suggest coming home smelling of perfume and with lipstick stains all over, then slapping her on the ass and saying "Roll over fatty, you're next!"
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RE: How To Ask A Girl To Marry Me?
Nothing is easier. Just hand her your monthly paycheque and say: "Put this on our bank account".
It also speeds up the process of getting used to married lifestyle.
It also speeds up the process of getting used to married lifestyle.
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RE: How To Ask A Girl To Marry Me?
1. Send her a link to this thread, and say, "Hey, its been eight years, I guess we can get this over with now."
2. Ask to see her to see her credit reports.
3. Next time you two meet, bring a lawyer or two with you and demand that she signs a pre-nuptial agreement on the spot.
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2. Ask to see her to see her credit reports.
3. Next time you two meet, bring a lawyer or two with you and demand that she signs a pre-nuptial agreement on the spot.
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RE: How To Ask A Girl To Marry Me?
| Quoting JCS17 (Reply 52): 1. Send her a link to this thread, and say, "Hey, its been eight years, I guess we can get this over with now." 2. Ask to see her to see her credit reports. 3. Next time you two meet, bring a lawyer or two with you and demand that she signs a pre-nuptial agreement on the spot. |
If you've been dating someone for 8 years and you have no idea whether their credit is any good it is time to extract the head from the place with no sunshine.
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| Quoting Prebennorholm (Reply 51): Nothing is easier. Just hand her your monthly paycheque and say: "Put this on our bank account". It also speeds up the process of getting used to married lifestyle. |
You should also hand over your testicles, because she owns them too.
Wake up to find out that you are the eyes of the world
The heart has its beaches, its homeland and thoughts of its own
Wake now, discover that you are the song that the morning brings
The heart has its seasons, its evenings and songs of its own
The heart has its beaches, its homeland and thoughts of its own
Wake now, discover that you are the song that the morning brings
The heart has its seasons, its evenings and songs of its own
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