Fridays Stupid Thread: Worst Movie Ever Seen

MCOflyer · Fri Mar 20, 2009 8:49 pm

What was the worse movie you have ever seen? For me it's the House Bunny by Happy Madison productions.

KH

2707200X · Fri Mar 20, 2009 9:46 pm

I'd have to say Batman and Robin. Batman wears a purple suit and he does ice skating to defeat his enemies. Their was also a lot of camp and looked like the original series with the balloon in the beginning of the film the fight scenes and the tilt of the camera.

Qantasistheway · Fri Mar 20, 2009 9:48 pm

War of the Worlds! Shocking!

PHLBOS · Fri Mar 20, 2009 9:49 pm

I saw this turkey of a film during my freshman year in college (fall 1984):

Tugger · Fri Mar 20, 2009 9:53 pm

King Solomon's Mines - The worst movie I recall ever seeing. I got in for free and it was a waste of my money and time and life and brains cells and.....

Tugg

NIKV69 · Fri Mar 20, 2009 9:57 pm

Hmmm there has been many. Godfather III was so bad, people actually got up and left mid movie, myself included.

Rj111 · Fri Mar 20, 2009 10:03 pm

There are so many bad bad films it's almost a pointless question.

It would be interesting if you turned it to worst ever movie scene. That's something i've never been asked before.

As far as good films goes, i'd say that scene where Sonny beats up his sister's husband in the Godfather.

One of the fakest fights i've seen.

NIKV69 · Fri Mar 20, 2009 10:06 pm

Quoting RJ111 (Reply 6):
One of the fakest fights i've seen.

Oh come now, how about those doozies on the original Star Trek?

photopilot · Fri Mar 20, 2009 10:09 pm

It would have to be Pearl Harbor. What a disaster. Trying to make an action/chick flick film with far too much jingoism, no historical accuracy, blah, blah, blah.

That schlock piece of cinema couldn't hold a candle to Tora, Tora, Tora, perhaps the best film about Pearl Harbor.

YYZflyer · Fri Mar 20, 2009 10:13 pm

Worst movie I've ever seen has to be Spy Kids 3D. I saw it when I was 12 and still thought it was shit. Even back then I was tempted to ask for my money back. lol

Knocked Up is a terrible movie as well. I can't understand why people think it's funny....it's not!

bouncy

MCOflyer · Fri Mar 20, 2009 10:33 pm

Pineapple express is one too. The producers wife Leslie Man almost appears in nearly all the films he produces like knocked up and most suck..

KH

lhr380 · Fri Mar 20, 2009 10:57 pm

The Producers.

Me and MYT332 left after about an hour or so.

What a pile of crap

Half the audience had already left lol

Rj111 · Fri Mar 20, 2009 11:15 pm

Quoting LHR380 (Reply 11):

Me and MYT332 left after about an hour or so.

Half the audience had already left lol

I can't blame them. Nobody wants to watch you two kissing, even at the best of times.

LHboyatDTW · Fri Mar 20, 2009 11:18 pm

any Will Ferrel movie duck

Honestly. The guy isn't funny. I saw anchorman, and nobody laughed except when the guy in the wheelchair up front laughed. I could've sworn my IQ dropped when I walked out.

SpyKids

Idiocracy

fatmirjusufi · Fri Mar 20, 2009 11:20 pm

Quoting MCOflyer (Reply 10):
Pineapple express

Totally agree!

Fatmir

Fly2HMO · Fri Mar 20, 2009 11:48 pm

Quoting LHboyatDTW (Reply 13):
any Will Ferrel movie

or any movie with Jim Carey or Ryan Reynolds trying to be funny.

Quoting LHboyatDTW (Reply 13):
Idiocracy

Also:

Anything from the National Lampoon franchise (Van Wilder, Dorm Daze, etc)

Each and every one of the Scary Movies series

The Mask

Napoleon Dynamite

Borat

Plus many others that are not worth remembering or mentioning.

Basically I hate 99% of the comedies out there, I haven't seen a good comedy in a long time. For all the latest comedies that have come out you have to have an IQ of -3000 to laugh at them. Figures, since most of them are aimed at the brain-damaged high-school audience. Yeah sure

The only reason I watched them was because my friends would drag me to watch them and there was nothing better for me to do. At least they learned eventually, I became very good at telling which movies would be bad by just seeing the previews and after seeing I was always right in my predictions they just let me do the picking Big grin

Fly747 · Sat Mar 21, 2009 12:27 am

Hancock.. What a garbage, boring movie. I've never fallen asleep at the movies before.

Ivan

us330 · Sat Mar 21, 2009 12:49 am

Anything with Will Ferrell in a starring role. He's fine in a secondary role, but he can't carry a movie.
Case in point: Old School--one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. Ferrell is a bit part, and even then, he kind of gets on my nerves.
Talladega Nights--complete and utter crap.

MCOflyer · Sat Mar 21, 2009 12:56 am

Quoting FatmirJusufi (Reply 14):

It was the worst money my aunt spent on a movie.

KH

stasisLAX · Sat Mar 21, 2009 1:10 am

It's a toss-up between "Battlefield Earth" and "Howard the Duck". vomit

N801NW · Sat Mar 21, 2009 1:18 am

Jim Henson's Dark Crystal. That was an expensive nap.

scrubbsywg · Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:11 am

Quoting FLY2HMO (Reply 15):
Anything from the National Lampoon franchise (Van Wilder, Dorm Daze, etc)

even the "Vacation" movies??

iairallie · Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:32 am

The hellboy movie my airline is currently showing. GARBAGE. Also this porno they were calling art and screening at Sundance in 2000. By the time I left about 10 minute in the theater was nearly empty.

lhr380 · Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:14 am

Quoting RJ111 (Reply 12):
I can't blame them. Nobody wants to watch you two kissing, even at the best of times.

Don't be so disgusting lol

Francoflier · Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:52 am

I recently bought a ticket in a local theater to go watch The Day The Earth Stood Still, and somehow the dimwitted clerck gave me a ticket to a different movie in a different room. I didn't check twice and only realized when the movie was starting.

I ended up watching, ....wait for it.... Twilight! cry

I was basically so lost in a crowd of horny high school girls I almost had my first period.

A few days later I decided to make up for it and finally went to see TDTESS on an IMAX screen. Another waste of money. I haven't had much luck going to the movies of late, I must say.

Fly2HMO · Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:13 am

Quoting ScrubbsYWG (Reply 21):
even the "Vacation" movies??

Affirmative

ABQ747 · Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:17 am

Quoting MCOflyer (Thread starter):
What was the worse movie you have ever seen?

Gone Fishin' with Joe Pesci and Danny Glover. I would rather eat dog diarrhea than watch this movie again.

http://www.amazon.com/Gone-Fishin-Joe-Pesci/dp/6304578474

Alias1024 · Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:43 am

The Cable Guy starring Jim Carrey. Yes, it's worse than Red Dawn.

FlyingSicilian · Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:56 am

"Gas, Food, Lodging" was one I saw that was horrid.

I read once "Howard the Duck" was voted worst film of all time...????

stasisLAX · Sat Mar 21, 2009 6:15 am

Quoting FlyingSicilian (Reply 28):
I read once "Howard the Duck" was voted worst film of all time...????

Believe it. yes

N801NW · Sat Mar 21, 2009 8:09 am

Where does "Heaven's Gate" fall on this list? This disaster sealed United Artists fate as an independent company

fatmirjusufi · Sat Mar 21, 2009 9:19 am

Quoting MCOflyer (Reply 18):
Quoting FatmirJusufi (Reply 14):

It was the worst money my aunt spent on a movie.

KH

Hahaha. I believe you. Big grin

According to IMDB the movie's gendre is: Comedy, Crime, Thriller. I just can't understand where was comedy, crime or thriller in that movie!

Fatmir

STT757 · Sat Mar 21, 2009 1:16 pm

In 1993 I saw "Toys" in the theater with some friends, the movie was awful. I think everyone in the theater thought the same.

It starred Robin Williams and L.L. Cool J.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105629/

It was bad.

vhqpa · Sat Mar 21, 2009 3:03 pm

- Chicken Park
- any of the American Pie movies
- Knocked up
- Bridge to Terabithia
- Kill Bill Vol. II (Story was good but was poorly edited a lot of scenes were unnecessarily long with lots of talking which didn't add to the plot.
- Black Sheep (ugh!!)
- Hey Hey It's Esther Blueburger (Not a bad movie but I made the mistake of watching it when I was already depressed to begin with)
- Family Guy: Blue Harvest (Family Guy remake of Star Wars Ep. iV : A new hope which is not funny at all

Vhq

rleiro · Sat Mar 21, 2009 3:04 pm

"Toys" was one of the worst movies I've ever seen, but I think this one beats Toys by far:

Saludos,

Roberto.

A332 · Sat Mar 21, 2009 3:56 pm

The Matrix... fell asleep half way through... watched it again, total snoozer.

Lord of the Rings... ugh... lame.

Really, I can't stomach anything sci-fi... booooooring.

CrimsonNL · Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:15 pm

I am a big fan of bad movies (don't ask)

My favorite so far is "The Giant Spider Invasion" I believe it is available on youtube entirely. The only thing scared about the movie is the acting and the script. Oh, and there's a French version as well!

RGElectra80 · Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:50 pm

I walked out of The Good Shepherd. We (me and this girl I dated at the time) were totally lost by the time we called it quits and apparently it wasn't even halfway through the movie though it felt like an eternity.

Deja Vu is also pretty bad.

LTU932 · Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:06 pm

Quoting NIKV69 (Reply 5):
Godfather III was so bad

It's curious how the Godfather franchise got almost destroyed by the third one. That happens when they base another sequel without basing themselves on the original book. Godfather I and II were at least based on the book.

Quoting YYZflyer (Reply 9):
Worst movie I've ever seen has to be Spy Kids 3D.

Any of the Spykids films suck.

Quoting A332 (Reply 35):
The Matrix... fell asleep half way through... watched it again, total snoozer.

I'd understand if you were talking about the Matrix sequels, but the original Matrix being a snoozer? Come on!

Quoting A332 (Reply 35):
Lord of the Rings... ugh... lame.

To me, everything that has to do with Lord of the Rings sucks, so checkmark

and

Also, Scary Movie 3 and 4 suck.

Type-Rated · Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:14 pm

Any movie where 1/4 of the way through it I am thinking "WTF were they thinking when they decided to make this crap!"

UltimateDelta · Sat Mar 21, 2009 6:10 pm

High School Musical

HATE, HATE, HATE it!!!!! the only reason I saw it was because we were forced to at school

Cadet57 · Sat Mar 21, 2009 6:27 pm

Quoting Tugger (Reply 4):
I got in for free

Quoting Tugger (Reply 4):
it was a waste of my money

Huh?

Quoting YYZflyer (Reply 9):
Knocked Up is a terrible movie as well. I can't understand why people think it's funny....it's not!

Thank you. It was so awful. The ex found it hilarious, yet thinks family guy is stupid?

Quoting Francoflier (Reply 24):
I ended up watching, ....wait for it.... Twilight!

I was basically so lost in a crowd of horny high school girls I almost had my first period.

I went and saw that with the ex (wow two appearances in one thread!) and I was so friggin confused as to what the hell was going on. And like you, by the end of it, I thought I grew a uterus.

Alessandro · Sat Mar 21, 2009 6:28 pm

Metalstorm is my #1 vote,
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085935/usercomments?start=10

David L · Sat Mar 21, 2009 6:44 pm

I can't remember a lot of the really bad films I've seen but recently: "Disaster Movie" and "I am Legend" stand out.

Quoting CrimsonNL (Reply 36):
I am a big fan of bad movies (don't ask)

My favorite so far is "The Giant Spider Invasion"

That's cheating! Films that are so bad that they're entertaining, such as "Plan 9 from Outer Space", are a different category. Smile

CrimsonNL · Sat Mar 21, 2009 6:51 pm

Quoting David L (Reply 43):
"I am Legend"

Oh man that one was horrible! Not to speak of "Eagle eye'' I wont spoil the plot, but if you watched "I Robot" your gonna be in for a nasty surprise!

ohthedrama747 · Sat Mar 21, 2009 7:08 pm

Camp.

It's utter garbage. I was ready to kill myself by the end. There's some random scene where a kid explains how he counts numbers or something!?!

A lot of people left, wish I did.

G

kaitak · Sat Mar 21, 2009 7:26 pm

Some of the recent spoof movies, such as Scary Movie (I think they did a few sequels) were beyond bad.

Going back a few years, "Raise the Titanic" was pretty awful.

Quoting STT757 (Reply 32):
In 1993 I saw "Toys" in the theater with some friends, the movie was awful. I think everyone in the theater thought the same.

It starred Robin Williams and L.L. Cool J.

I can't recall much about that movie, although the soundtrack was particularly good, I thought.

AmricanShamrok · Sat Mar 21, 2009 7:48 pm

Napoleon Dynamite. Everyone says its great and so funny but I didn't laugh once and thought it was the most boring thing ever.

Quoting Kaitak (Reply 46):
Scary Movie (I think they did a few sequels) were beyond bad

Aww now

David L · Sat Mar 21, 2009 8:00 pm

Quoting CrimsonNL (Reply 44):
but if you watched "I Robot" your gonna be in for a nasty surprise!

Even if I thought "I Robot" was an excellent film?

dragon-wings · Sat Mar 21, 2009 8:38 pm

Open Water. The movie is basically two pepole floating in the ocean for about 1 hour!

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